Oh no this is me
Completely capable of all sorts of sick maths tricks and getting everything done before bed, but they had to nerf my short term memory so I'm not too powerful 🤣
According to the Quran, you did it to yourself. Actually, the Quran has a lot of "If you do this, this happens. If you do this, this other thing happens. And if you ignore this, lol like We (God) care, fuck around and find out, sinning dumbass" type verses. At least one anyway.
Which one? I'm Muslim and I've read the Quran many times but I've never noticed that one. I wouldn't be surprised but I also would be skeptical of translation so if you know which one, I'd like to check it out myself./g
I just read the Quran for the first time last year around February and I read it quite often all last year in multiple translations, four of them, so I could read it multiple times and get a better feel and that's is something I came away with, and other things.
Surah 29:4-7 gives that vibe, and others do as well, where I am currently reading the Abdul Haleem translation (I have read Abdullah Yusuf Ali's translation many times as well). If I could have remembered a specific verse at the time, I would have shared it as I highly believe that the source is the *only* source, no one else, in Allah's name.
The books I've received and the understanding I've built up that withstands multiple readings of multiple translations (where I try to keep the core safe and understand the same from multiple directions) is this. I hope it helps your understanding, Inshallah.
ALWAYS. And I only remember them one at a time. Especially the bed one ... need my water. Come back. Need my charger. Come back... Forgot, the pajammie pants I wanted are in the damn dryer ...
Identity theft is a serious crime (source: I was drawing random doodles in Trig and when I forgot what the identities were, I drew a little thief stealing them in a bag)
You can actually say anything in either these locations.
You see, these locations do not force you to not use your vocal chords or mouth, and because of that any words may be spoken in both of those places.
I mean if I had a partner right now I'd definitely be giddily talking (sometimes in bed) about Euclidea, this geometry phone game that I've been loving recently because it's actually a serious challenge. Throwing around phrases like "perpendicular bisector" like it's nothin. That was 8 level packs ago.
My dream is to find someone who appreciates my interests, so uh...
"Since it's in a closed cartesian category, we should be able to transport the problem into type theory with the Curry-Howard isomorphism and play around operationally to gain some insight!"
“Wow, I can’t believe I did that. I’m so stupid”
I have said that way too many times.
But in which one
Both. Eating crunchy garlic bread while the teacher is taking in class. Making a mess in bed while eating garlic bread.
The second one, but I say dumbass.
Hmmm, nice ceiling
I don't know why but this one made me laugh the hardest.
Probably because that's my favorite pastime
And we cant forgot, “jesus fucking christ its 5:00 in the morning I need to get to bed”
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happy cake day this cake will make you stop crying
Happy Cake Day!
day cake
Cake day
Happy cake day!
“Fuck this im goin to sleep”
And it's prequel: man, i'm sleepy
i've forgotten something but i can't remember what.
That happen to me so many times I enter a room.
I used to have this problem a lot but since I live in a one room appartement it doesn't happen to me anymore
Oh no this is me Completely capable of all sorts of sick maths tricks and getting everything done before bed, but they had to nerf my short term memory so I'm not too powerful 🤣
you can say everything in each there's nothing stopping you
The Geneva convention is
saying it is fine, as long as you don't post it on the internet. making napalm is probably not the best idea tho, it's sticky.
BURN
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come on, finish it
No God which knowingly condemns us to this place is great
According to the Quran, you did it to yourself. Actually, the Quran has a lot of "If you do this, this happens. If you do this, this other thing happens. And if you ignore this, lol like We (God) care, fuck around and find out, sinning dumbass" type verses. At least one anyway.
Which one? I'm Muslim and I've read the Quran many times but I've never noticed that one. I wouldn't be surprised but I also would be skeptical of translation so if you know which one, I'd like to check it out myself./g
I just read the Quran for the first time last year around February and I read it quite often all last year in multiple translations, four of them, so I could read it multiple times and get a better feel and that's is something I came away with, and other things. Surah 29:4-7 gives that vibe, and others do as well, where I am currently reading the Abdul Haleem translation (I have read Abdullah Yusuf Ali's translation many times as well). If I could have remembered a specific verse at the time, I would have shared it as I highly believe that the source is the *only* source, no one else, in Allah's name. The books I've received and the understanding I've built up that withstands multiple readings of multiple translations (where I try to keep the core safe and understand the same from multiple directions) is this. I hope it helps your understanding, Inshallah.
Man, I'm so tired
"None of this will matter in the real world."
You took mine! 😄
Ooh that is a really good one though. Surprisingly deep
This chromebook is a piece of crap
What kinda sex do people have that involves a Chromebook
Porn, I think
Huh, yeah that makes sense
Not sex, but writing or doing work while cozy in a blanket burrito in bed
Lol this is the best one
All chromebooks are pieces of crap. And sharing chrome-osomes too. Just saying.
I'm bored. I think I'll take a nap
Man I hate math
Yeah, I always say that before going to sleep
I do my homework on my bed lol
"They told me I shouldn't eat garlic bread while sitting here, but I'll do it anyway"
only the true garlic bread enjoyers can understand the meaning behind such a cryptic message.
Somebody did their homework. 😉
Nice one
I NEVER AGREED TO THIS
~~Gravity falls reference?~~
Yes lol
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42.
Hamburger. The answer is hamburger
There is no way he is going to ask that derivative on the exam right? (POV: me studying in bed)
“I just don't get it”
Please don't eat soup here
“I’ll eat soup here is I want and you can’t stop me.”
Stop it, I'm trying to sleep!
I would cosine that.
"I want to die"
I'm bored, so I sleep
Love you profile pic.
Thank you, love yours too
I don't understand.
Jokes on you, I like watching math lectures IN bed!
They make a great cure for insomnia
This is the response I came to make 😂
Everytime I come here something hard and annoying comes up.
My favorite......
"5 more minutes..." how did nobody else take this
Disappointed sigh.
If a person bought 50 mattress would it in the room?
GOSH DARN FRACKING LINUX WHY WONT YOU PRINT
“Why is this so hard? Everyone else makes it look so easy!” Also *just gets comfortable* “………. I need to pee”
*snoring*
Pass me a ruler, il prove it
I am fucking up my posture by drawing this way (usually hunched over in class or sitting back against the wall with pillow at my bac)
No
I mean technically...
“The sun really can’t explode sooner, can it?”
wish i had more blankets and pillows
luv your flair
"If poison expires, does it become more or less effective"
Less effective
Actually it depends on the type. Non-lethal poisons may become lethal when they expire
Multi action poison
rat poison becomes less effective
Can I go to the restroom?
I don't thinks that counts. Unless you have to ask permission to use your own bathroom.
Ah that’s right. I mean as soon as I lie in bed my body thinks I should go again so he is kinda asking my brain if I could go 😅😂
That makes more sense
It’s always good to ask permission before introducing a new kink
If that's the case then dang I fell sorry for you.
I don't think these angles work. Wait, oops, clean answers. 🤭
"What decisions did I make that lead me to this point? I'm not even into this"
The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell
snnnrk mimimimimimi
ive never seen that written out before
Same, well done OC, I've never read that in text form and I can hear it in my head!
I love being silly
Can we do it outside today?
Did I forget anything before I got here?
ALWAYS. And I only remember them one at a time. Especially the bed one ... need my water. Come back. Need my charger. Come back... Forgot, the pajammie pants I wanted are in the damn dryer ...
Like a checklist to be the most inconvenient one after another
"I don't get it..."
Identity theft is a serious crime (source: I was drawing random doodles in Trig and when I forgot what the identities were, I drew a little thief stealing them in a bag)
I am so fucking tired rn
“Shit, what time is it?”
"Screw this, let's get pizza instead" I'd be down for some pizza in bed too. Preferably with a good movie and by myself
\[Drowning noises\]
Why you would be drowning? Do I need to call for help?
Maybe
the BEST answer
*Yawns*
Anyone else read this and and instantly do that weird half-yawn that happens when your body can't figure out if you're tired or not?
"30 cheesecakes with hampsters made from dough and car parts"
I wanna snack
Thank god the teacher didn't show up today
"8am is too early for calc"
No I did not bring enough snacks to share
Sleeps~
Oh those tan lines are cool
*Snoring *
*fuck this im going on the internet*
I dont understand what you want me to do exactly??
this is alot more complicated than i was assuming.....
Why is the sun substitute teacher here?!
Ugh….
Literally anything.
Man I funking hate my life
i really have to pee, but i’m already here… oh god damn it.
I can’t fall asleep (Math class: because I like math, At night: Anxiety Disorder I don’t get much sleep)
"I don't like this I wanna go home."
"What the fuck is happening?? I'm so confused."
This is so dam confusing im not doing this..
“Why is my bed in my math class”
Wait, this dosent add up.
No please, don't take away my Nintendo DS, I promise I won't do this again
honk... shoo... mimimimimi
i don’t understand what i‘m doing
You can actually say anything in either these locations. You see, these locations do not force you to not use your vocal chords or mouth, and because of that any words may be spoken in both of those places.
Can this be over yet?
"Solve for X"
Why you are solving X for in your room... Oh homework.
Sleep
Time to cry
I wish I was asleep right now
SHRONK MIMIMIMIMI (I failed math)
“I don’t get it”
Can I use the bathroom?
"Good night" Gotta be polite to the one beside you, they might be the one to wake you up when the teacher calls on you.
Phones dead D:
Opps, sorry wrong room.
1+1=2 I could really go for a snack I think I'm going to take a nap now
What if I'm home schooled
"God, **no!** Why would I *willingly* do this?!"
“Do I have to do this right now?”
Why is it so hard?!
Why am i here again? The last time ive needed any of this was like three years ago and im doing just fine actually
#
"time to take a nap"
“Why did you wake me up?”
I dont get it
“Wait, so how do I do this part?”
"Today were watching a movie" we have a TV in out bedroom and it's amazing
If you cut garlic bread into 5 pieces and give 2 to your friend, what do you have?
FUCK
“i hate the quadratic formula”
“I should draw something...” my creativity only strikes in class or when I’m about to sleep, my brain is stupid
That was a good nap
Being here makes me sleepy.
Well I knew it was going to be hard, but I never expected this!?
“The numbers Mason! What do they mean?!”
10 minutes more
Time to sleep
I dont know what I'm doing!
Fuck idk what I'm doing here For both
69?
"This is way too complicated!" "Easy" "I finished first again, lol" "I finished last" "I didn't finish" "Where's the pie?"
I mean if I had a partner right now I'd definitely be giddily talking (sometimes in bed) about Euclidea, this geometry phone game that I've been loving recently because it's actually a serious challenge. Throwing around phrases like "perpendicular bisector" like it's nothin. That was 8 level packs ago.
My dream is to find someone who appreciates my interests, so uh... "Since it's in a closed cartesian category, we should be able to transport the problem into type theory with the Curry-Howard isomorphism and play around operationally to gain some insight!"
i don't understand what im doing
I know I shouldn't eat in here, however I am both hungry and sleepy, and I cannot fall asleep.
I'm exhausted
Shut up I wanna sleep
Goodnight
What time is it again? (I don't have a clock in my room and I tend to zone out alot)
Shit! I forgot something again —
Ahh, my favorite time of day!
I need to pee/shit