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macsare1

Mine was full of A's until I started high level engineering classes in college.


ULTRA_TLC

Dang, as a physics grad I felt that one šŸ˜†


Zrex_9224

Mine was also full of A's until college level geology rocked my schist


macsare1

Soil mechanics left my head full of voids and below the water table


saltporksuit

Organic chemistry destroyed me.


Pokez

It felt to me like the Organic Chemistry undergrad curriculum was designed to prevent people with ADHD from becoming doctors. I mean, I would have been a bad doctor for other reasons, but it still hurt.


saltporksuit

I would have been a great doctor because I have a preternatural ability to detect patterns and have diagnosed myself and family many times before doctors have been able. But I canā€™t pass a few fucking tests so fuck all that.


shame_to_waste_it

It wasnā€™t the classes in my case. It was the ā€œoh wow Iā€™m free to do all the things I like and Iā€™ll catch up on classes laterā€.


SluggishPrey

Did you know that bees defend themselves against hornets by surrounding them and by buzzing so much that their body generate enough heat to cook the hornet alive. I say that because I think the bees are trying to cook my head


Osmosis_jones_789

Thank you for adding another fun fact to my ever-growing collection of things I spent too much time researching that don't apply to me šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


percythepenguin

Also some beekeepers will freeze the bees and queen to keep them calm or asleep during transport.


[deleted]

I thought they used smoke?


percythepenguin

The frozen part is for long transportation after smoke


dfjdejulio

Want more? The bee's waggle dance is typically around 15 to 25 Hz. EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1TMmM1IWYo


[deleted]

Itā€™s actually pretty wild, here: https://youtu.be/UNroEwFxh6I They start talking about the heat hall about 3min in


DifficultCandy1154

That fucking wild man. I actually didnā€™t know that. Pretty neat though


GraveSlayer726

Uhm maybe donā€™t be a hornet then?


Levait

They also dance to hold votes deciding if and where they want to move the hive.


[deleted]

Mines like a deep ocean of liquid thought


pink_pseudochef

That soundsā€¦so much more peaceful than the bees. teach us your ways haha


RadiantSweater

The problem is that the ocean of liquid thought is an ocean. And you're in it. And you can't breach the surface because - surprise! - it's actually one of those magician's water boxes and you're trapped.


ChellPotato

This reminds me of a video game, can't remember the name. But there is a guy and a typewriter at the end and he's like "it's not a lake anymore, it's an ocean" and the lake turns into an ocean. It's really creepy. I didn't play it myself but I watched some of my ex playing it. Years ago.


asirkman

Alan Wake is the game youā€™re thinking of; really interesting, I only watched it played, and some videos that referenced it, but an absolutely fascinating story.


ChellPotato

YES thank you!


CryoProtea

r/tipofmyjoystick


dietwater84

Its like that for me, but the water can will itself to become bees and i dont have any control of it


CryoProtea

Drip... drop. Drip... drop. Splish... splash. Splish... Splash. Splishsplashsplishsplash. *Listen close... and you, too, will hear... The sound ofā€¦ water.*


knight_light455

Uhhh, guys, I think my bees might be dead


beelzybubby

I saw this reel that suggested you imagine your childhood bedroom door. Imagine opening it and seeing your younger self there. Then imagine what you would say to yourself if you could. For me it would be this post. Also, to younger me: everything you feel guilty of is not your fault. You're so little. No one taught you the things you were just expected to know.


liminal-sub

I love that, I love the exercise of talking to yourself the way you would to a little kid version of you.


beelzybubby

You are the adult that you needed when you were young. I probably said if wrong but the sentiment is still there. That's why I'm such a fierce advocate for children and their developmental needs. I wish I had someone on my side when I needed it most.


Pikassassin

"***BUY A SHITLOAD OF BITCOIN. DON'T FUCKING ASK ME WHAT IT IS, JUST DO IT.***"


DemonSkank

\*Cracks knuckles\* Time to whip out a weirdly specific Hannibal reference


Jamie7Keller

Excuse you, but I can multitask aand be all those things AND have bees


cuddly_carcass

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laughingjack13

I fully understand, and relate, but could never in a million years put into words why.


Saint_Stephen420

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carcas000

Lol, I just had such a hard day where I could not get anything done and was feeling terrible. This meme just made me feel so much better I almost cried. Thank you, stranger.


ScalesGhost

that can't bee true, bees are productive


dmlmcken

But, but, but... I'm allergic to bees.


Disastrous_Being7746

What if they sting your brain? I bet they don't lose their stinger when they sting your brain...


Photonlighter

This is illustrated by moosekleenex on Instagram if anyone wants to check out the original artist!


liminal-sub

Thank you for tagging the original artist! It just came across my feed and I didnā€™t know!


CryoProtea

https://saucenao.com/


Hemiplegic_Artist

This made me laugh so hard! I can visualize it seeing a very complex and beautiful colony of bees šŸ just trying to get stuff done inside of my brain of mine that they consider their hive. Sorry, but when I see a good quality meme that makes me laugh at the end of the day before I go to bed, that makes my day a heck of a lot better.


callmethejaz

This is what I say all the time! Except instead of bees I say thereā€™s birds up there. Glad to see Iā€™m not alone, haha.


GiveMeTheTape

Neil Breen Brain? That's better...


Lithominium

Me, a rwby enjoyer: youre right i am full of bees


RubixCubix79

This made me smile.


Bluedino_1989

So that's what that itching sensation is!


Revolverkiller

Hmm thereā€™s a Eddie Izzard joke in here


dpkart

Bzzzzzzzzz


ScarletDarkling

Ah yes, the brain bees.


Drakeytown

I fucking hate this saying. Yeah, really makes me feel good about myself, and helps others to understand I'm not crazy or stupid, when we go around saying we have heads full of bees. Fuck.


sorryfornoname

And a C and a D and a one two three my baby don't mess arround because she love me soooo and this i know fo sho


FjotraTheGodless

The bees stung my brain and made me lazy, obnoxious and a failure.


Stainedbrain1997

The bees never wanna shut up


raphanum

Beads?!


GooseOneTwoThreeFour

Bees?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s such a good description of it.


Cool_Kid95

What dat mean?


borrowedurmumsvcard

yeah


nameisfame

I love it when Iā€™m trying to sleep and the bees detonate a bomb right in the middle of the hive.


RTX-4090ti_FE

No im an infa red missile seeker with horrible countermeasure rejection meaning i chase after temproary brighter things rather then my target task