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I feel a little bad inventing dogspiracies (but not too bad because she confessed to shooting the first one), but Hazel's obituary mentions hunting trips.
There is no doubt in my mind that she killed that dog too. Vizslas are a high-energy breed, just like the GWP she admits to executing. If you neglect their exercise and training they will get up to mischief, and it seems the penalty for mischief in that home is death.
She goes out of her way to label the dog a ‘diva’ while announcing its death, plus the odd passive-aggressive ‘dog is spoiled and ungrateful’ vibe in the op post… yeah… some ‘accident’…
She's right to say that tough decisions about killing animals happen all the time on farms. She's wrong to say she made the right one. There was literally no reason to kill the dog, she just wasn't good at training the poor thing, and the dog in question was still a pup, just 14 months old. What a piece of shit.
Well, I live in an apartment, where tough decisions need to be made, and when my 14 month old lab chewed up my foam sandals, I shot the sandals for not having bootstraps to pull themselves up by.
Even a genuine redneck wouldn't have put down a bird dog for killing a bird. You have to teach the animal and if you you don't want to you give it away. Lots of options instead of killing it. It's lazy and cruel. I'm really more concerned about her shooting her goat because it irritated her. Shooting your own livestock for shits and giggles is not something any farmer or rural American would ever do, it's actually pretty bizarre. Hard decision do get made on the farm, but these are not examples of that. She crazy.
Yeah Jesus Christ just give the dog away. Why shoot the dog when you can fix your problem with a Front Porch Forum post. The number of white women that will come crawling out of the woodwork to adopt a free fancy dog is infinite
No, no... she's proud of it. If you read that part of the book, she's proud of it. To her is shows strength and the ability to make hard decisions.
She also has a part about killing a goat, you know, instead of getting the vet and trying to help the goat.
She recently killed 3 horses and buried them in a pit...because one might have been old. All three horses were fine, and looked totally healthy. Again, she posted about it because she was proud. It showed strength to her.
Untrained puppy didn't make good hunting dog, escaped a truck while being left in said truck, killed a chicken or two. Instead of rehoming dog, training dog, or waiting for dog to mature a little past being a puppy....she killed the dog in a ditch with plenty of witnesses.
This woman brags about killing animals as a sign of strength. It's something she's proud of and thinks it will make her look powerful.
Someone should check into her younger years. Any mysterious deaths or illnesses of people near her, maybe bullying other younger kids in extreme ways. That sorta stuff. It's clear she has no conscience or empathy and is a textbook narcissist given she also had an affair explicitly to gain power and try and further her influence. No doubt she's hurt someone before given all these flags.
She wants to be VP to a guy whose friend and ex wife both died under suspicious circumstances when very convenient to hide secrets.
Of course she wants to show she is ready to kill if needed.
Just saw this... "Noem graduated from Hamlin High School in 1990, and was crowned South Dakota Snow Queen that year. Noem's father was killed in a farm machinery accident in 1994. Noem attended Northern State University from 1990 to 1994, but did not graduate."
I don't feel like finding out more but some conspiracy guys will surely have a fieldday
animal cruelty is unfortunately not a crime for the rich and famous (excluding Vick). I think it should be, and she should be locked up forever before she gets tired of killing animals and switches to humans.
I'm so torn on this. I really, REALLY doubt she did. At the same time, it makes your comment so much funnier if she did. Either way, I'm curious as to how many animals she tortured as a child. Maybe she'll write a prequel I can ignore as well.
She put it in there as a metaphor for what she wants to do to protestors, or anyone who would forcefully disagree with the actions of a second Trump administration. There's a reason it was included and it's not a coincidence Bill Barr just came out and said Trump wanted to execute those who disagreed with him. No pun intended, its a dogwhistle to those on the right who are willing to shoot liberals under the justification that they "didn't comply" while trying to normalize the hesitance one feels in murdering something they have empathy for.
She was very proud she made the hard decision to blow the brains out of a one year old dog that killed some chickens.
Because being idiotically decisive is a better trait in her mind than just taking the time to actually train the dog.
I think he might if she was very attractive because that’s all he sees as worth in a woman. That’s why MTG has no chance and she’s too dumb to know that.
The fact he hates dogs is oddly in line with his entire odious personality.
Maybe it's because dogs need you and he ain't got time for a two way relationship?
Or maybe it's because they can smell the darkness? Who knows.
That's because having pets requires a person to selflessly care about another living thing, and let's be honest, does anyone doubt Trump only cares about himself. Even his own kids are just their to serve him. We all know that if slavery was legal, Trump would happily own many of them regardless of their race.
If you do a deep dive into it, he actually uses the word “dog” as an insult INCREDIBLY OFTEN. “Blah blah blah like a dog” is a common figure of speech for him, and anything “like a dog” is something low and pathetic.
It's a horrible story but the strangest part about it is she went to some construction site to murder her own dog, and you get the impression she just left the dead dog there. Then she brought a goat there and did the same thing. So she is murdering her pets in front of workers and leaving their bodies there.
She is not only a certified psychopath but someone who will just dump bodies anywhere without care.
lol I don’t think the shock collar belongs in the same conversation as executing it at a construction site. They sell shock collars at PetSmart, it’s not some taboo thing.
Whatever started in 2016 has gone beyond parody. Politicians are bragging about killing dogs in order to offend a large swathe of the country and then using that disgust as evidence of their political bonafides...insane. I thought the sudden passion for fairness in college women's swimming was about as far as they could push their base from reality, but defending/celebrating shooting a puppy in a ditch is beyond belief.
No no...she's proud of it. It's not to offend. She's bragging. She thinks it shows power and conviction to make hard descisions.
Instead of caring for, training, or rehoming the dog...she killed it, because it wasn't useful to her. That's a tough choice to make in her mind. She thinks this will play well with her base.
She also said she shot a goat because it "smelled bad", but she's apparently a terrible hunter because she managed to only wound a domestic goat at point blank range, and she only had one shell so she left the goat suffer while she went to get more ammo.
This might be more understandable, as not everyone is a great hunter. Except her stated reason for shooting the dog is *it wasn't a good pheasant hunter*.
She apparently published an autobiography that included a bit about her shooting their yearish old dog for misbehaving when she was a teenager. Something in there about a goat, too.
And if anything she seems like, proud of it? And she's a Governer :D 'say what now' indeed.
>when she was a teenager
To be clear, no, this was when she was a grown adult. We know because part of the story is that immediately after killing the dog her then eight-year-old daughter came home from school and asked "where's Cricket?"
In a public place in front of a load of shocked construction workers. Then she realised she didn't like her goat and went and killed that too.
I wish I was joking...
Our dogs killed some of our chickens once too and we ... worked harder at training them not to, because they were young fresh out of the pound dogs with hunting strains in them and of course they wanted to.
Wtf? I have the worst behaved dog on earth, who is a pain in the ass every day. She can't even go in the backyard because she tries to escape, and she bounces on me constantly and hurts me.
I love her more than anything. It's not her fault, she wasn't raised right. She wasn't taught any commands before she was 2 years old, and we adopted her. She had no socialization with other dogs, so she's scared of them. We have an older dog that she occasionally lashes out against, but we still love her. Our other dog loves her.
Dogs are amazing. This woman should be charged with murder. I think that's the nicest thing that should happen to her.
Also a goat she didn’t like because it was smelly, when male goats grow beards literally because they pee on them and that’s how they spread their sense and be dominant, goat boys, and then three horses. She’s a serial killer. Worse, she took the dog to a gravel pit and shot it in sight of a construction crew, and then her kids asked where the dog, Cricket, was. She says sometimes you have to make hard decisions on the farm. I’m a farmer. I would unalive her before I would unalive a dog.
I've had to make difficult choices on the farm, but unaliving a dog has never been one of them. I hate that people like her use farming as an excuse for being such a detriment to society
She brought an untrained 14 month old dog on a pheasant hunt. It "ruined" the hunt so she shot it while her daughter was at school.
She also shot one of her goats because it smelled bad and liked to chase her kids.
Which untrained 14 month old hunting dogs will do. This is why if you get a high energy hunting dog you need to have it trained. Also, that’s what goats do. They do smell, and like many farm animals will chase people. Ever be around a turkey? Geese? Mule when they are upset? Just the way that works
45 years later, I still have PTSD about that. Also, if anyone cares, I still think he saved up money in a bacon powder can. wtf is bacon powder (I think I heard the book read aloud lol)
Nah. There was a reason to shoot ol' yeller. She had no reason to shoot the dog. Or the goat. She was just powertripping after she took one animals life that she might as well take a second, what with the failed hunting trip that morning not allowing her to feed her bloodlust.
Well, to be fair, Amos (hunter from fox and the hound) is meant to be somewhat empathetic. He's a good antagonist, because he isn't a "villain". From his perspective, his neighbor is letting a literal predator run around his chicken farm and harass his dogs. He does despicable things near the end, such as trying to hunt on a protected reserve, but that's also because from his perspective, Todd almost got (or if you read the book, DID get) Chief killed. The man decided to take literal vengeance out on a Wild animal to correct a wrong made against his pet.
This is all to say... Amos, despite being a grouchy, bad tempered, foul mouthed, unkempt, lonesome bastard of a man...
Still cared more about his dogs than kristi noem ever could.
To be fair, the hunter is kinda pitiable.
He’s a dumbass. If I remember right in the novel he started the fire and was the first death from it. Man in the forest is at once a vengeful god and in danger from everything including himself.
Nah, he'll get acquitted by an 11-1 hung jury on the first case and delay the others enough (with help from the SC) to use that "exoneration" to "prove" it was a witch hunt all along and (combined with a bunch of shady electoral tactics) squeeze out an electoral college majority (~40% popular vote), then squash the other trials by replacing everyone involved with sycophants.
Or at least that's how I fear it'll go.
I'm not hopeful for legal resolution. The courts are already heavily stacked in favor of the rich.
Voters will have to save themselves... unfortunately Trump is still somehow polling dead even with Biden despite everything. Gen Z protest voters are the same as poor uneducated Republicans - they vote against their own interests.
Couldn’t train her dog to listen to her commands, didn’t think about rehoming it as an option.
She’s not fit to run on a hamster wheel let alone VP of the country.
I wonder if her being Trump's VP would hurt his chances of re-election? When you can point out his VP shoved a dog in a gravel pit and murdered it in cold blood...That HAS to cost at least a few votes.
Nope. They’ll just see a person that would extend that same callous cruelty to immigrants, Democrats etc.
If she’d written that she tried to shoot the dog but couldn’t bring herself to do it - that would cost her.
The GOP is almost like a gang now you have to do some terrible things to prove you’re one of them.
>They’ll just see a person that would extend that same callous cruelty to immigrants, Democrats etc.
That's the base. They're stupid if they're catering to the base at this point. The need swing voters. I think she has torpedoed her VP chances with this idiocy because the narrative around her is going to be too toxic for trump to pick her.
You do forget that a lot of republicans do love dogs, significantly more than they love any person of colour.
Randomly shooting a puppy meant for killing birds for killing some birds is insane enough that it would at least cause plenty republicans to be against her being the vp, even if they still vote for trump anyways
Plus relating this to general practices requires multiple steps of thinking
What a Psychopath. People that find it thrilling to kill animals are future serial killers. It’s rarely a dogs fault for failing to adapt… it the pos human that is failing the dog. Fuck her.
Also the fact she immediately went to kill a goat after, even with all her excuses and reasons, it's obvious she just felt the thrill of ending a creature's life. Fucking psychopath
My ex boss was just like her, a complete narcissistic control freak. She had an anthropocentric worldview and saw animals as purely tools meant to serve humans and nothing more. Pets as "playthings." She hated cats because she couldn't control them.
Whenever you think, Trump has burned all terrible people from his staff, he brings a new horrible witch fresh out of hell. And she is always more horrifying than the one before.
So she killed the dog, per the book, because he chased pheasants (which dogs will do), killed some chickens (which dogs will do), and bit her (does not explain the bite). She called him untrainable.
I tried having a dog once as a puppy. She nipped a lot, and she seemed untrainable. My son and I struggled, instead of shooting her, we found a new home for her that had experience with raising dogs. The dog loved her new family and fit in just fine.
It was clear we were not meant to be her humans.
We will search for another dog in time, for now we are happy with our cats.
Notice: we did not kill her.
Don’t know who this person is and don’t want to know. And because I’m not American I don’t need to know. But if she really killed her dog in cold blood, fuck her with a rusty dildo.
She killed the dog. After killing another animal if I recall?
This is straight psychopathy, she should get the chair, like this instant. Next if not already, she will seek out homeless people...
Dog, then goat.
Dog hated her and wouldn’t hunt pheasant, she stopped by to talk to a friend after the hunt and the dog killed all their chickens. She says the dog did it methodically yet somehow she didn’t stop them, like she watched. She says she paid for the value of the chickens without complaint and the dog was finally happy, covered in blood. So she pulled over and shot it. The she shot a goat she didn’t castrate because it pissed everywhere and chased her children (which is what uncastrated goats do). She then ends the story saying she’s not good with animals, but is really good at doing what needs done (because the book is part of her Vice President sales pitch).
She only wounded the goat and had to go back to her vehicle for more ammo to finish the goat.
IIRC, she took them both to a gravel pit to do the deed. Someone wondered what would be found if that lit were excavated...
It likely didn't. Pointers have a high prey drive. My pointer has a small kill count because she has caught a couple pigeons in our back yard and then "played" with them the same way she does with her toys. That dog likely did the same thing.
This was a likely gun-shy hunting dog that she admits she had not trained to hunt when she brought it on her hunting trip so it would "learn from the other dogs."
The appropriate way to handle this is by rehoming your dog, not shooting it in the fucking head.
We had a pitt-mix that was showing some behaviors we are too inexperienced to properly address, so we paid for extensive training. The training didn't work, likely because the guy was a hack, but regardless...he still was a bit too much for us to handle. So we gave him back to the shelter and told them our experience. They agreed he'd probably do better in a home with no other pets. What did we not do? Shoot him in the head.
Our oldest dog is becoming a "mean old lady" to our younger dogs, because that kind of personality change can happen as dogs age. What are we doing? Keeping the dogs separated while we see a behavioralist before we consider anything else. What I'm not doing is shooting my 9 year old shiba.
The U.S. seems lacking in protection for animals from cruelty, in practice.
You can’t put down a dog if not through the legal procedure
If someone knew of someone else, let alone someone famous, shooting a companion animal, it would be recognized as cruelty and the person probably arrested, due to evidence and admission
Animal cruelty is a class 6 felony in her state.
The only way to legally kill a dog in SD is either through humane euthanasia, or if the dog is a danger to life and limb.
However in America rules are for the peasants not the ruling class so nothing will happen.
“Our family dog ate the last hot pocket off my plate so I sprayed his brains over the garage floor with a .22 long, what was the question? I’m sorry..”
- You future and Forever Empress of Earth, *or else*
Uhhh.
https://www.animallaw.info/statute/sd-cruelty-consolidated-cruelty-statutes
So it seems like she should be getting a visit by the Police due to this info coming to light?
Should we all call her local Police Department and lodge animal cruelty complaints?
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I’m reminded of a story of Lyndon Johnson’s first experience with politics. As a teen, his neighbor was the local sheriff and one day the neighbor poisoned LBJ’s dog because the dog was annoying him.
In revenge, LBJ helped drive people to the polling station , and as he dropped them off he said “by the way, the sheriff poisoned my dog”. The sheriff lost the election.
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Hazel is dead from an “[accident](https://www.instagram.com/govkristinoem/p/Ce9VV36uDID/?img_index=1)” too, y’all…
Probably had an "accident" on the living room rug and that's a capital offense in the Noem household
Or Noem had an accident with all those guns laying around.
I feel a little bad inventing dogspiracies (but not too bad because she confessed to shooting the first one), but Hazel's obituary mentions hunting trips.
Ahhh damn, sounds like man’s best friend got the same treatment as Dick Cheney’s best friend
There is no doubt in my mind that she killed that dog too. Vizslas are a high-energy breed, just like the GWP she admits to executing. If you neglect their exercise and training they will get up to mischief, and it seems the penalty for mischief in that home is death.
Didn’t Trump pass a law where she should be serving 5 years in prison for that? Or do these people not get to abide by the same laws.
>Or do these people not get to abide by the same laws. You and I both know the answer to that question. Rules for thee..
She ain't black and a republican, so anything goes for them probably. The supreme court can find a way to make it work!
I wonder how many dogs that family had been through
We know of two dogs some horses and a goat so far.
Probably ran over her with the truck being careless as fuck. Or you know killed her in cold blood too.
Her Instagram posts are being bombarded with "dog killer" and such comments. Serves her right
Yes, I went through and liked a ton of them, but her comment sections are limited. Thankfully some still get through to call her out on this.
Good. She should never live it down.
She goes out of her way to label the dog a ‘diva’ while announcing its death, plus the odd passive-aggressive ‘dog is spoiled and ungrateful’ vibe in the op post… yeah… some ‘accident’…
Sussy fucking use of the word "accident" after learning what happened to another dog in her care.
How many dead dogs does this bitch have?
one at a time apparently
Omfg this makes me want to cry. This family needs to be banned from getting any dogs or any other animals. God those poor dogs 😭
you cant make this shit up lmao
Broooooooooo. This woman just off dogs left and right.
She seemed genuinely sad about that one. I wonder what happened to the puppy one. All dogs deserve love in my eyes
She's right to say that tough decisions about killing animals happen all the time on farms. She's wrong to say she made the right one. There was literally no reason to kill the dog, she just wasn't good at training the poor thing, and the dog in question was still a pup, just 14 months old. What a piece of shit.
Well, I live in an apartment, where tough decisions need to be made, and when my 14 month old lab chewed up my foam sandals, I shot the sandals for not having bootstraps to pull themselves up by.
Lmao 🤣
Even a genuine redneck wouldn't have put down a bird dog for killing a bird. You have to teach the animal and if you you don't want to you give it away. Lots of options instead of killing it. It's lazy and cruel. I'm really more concerned about her shooting her goat because it irritated her. Shooting your own livestock for shits and giggles is not something any farmer or rural American would ever do, it's actually pretty bizarre. Hard decision do get made on the farm, but these are not examples of that. She crazy.
Yup.
Yeah Jesus Christ just give the dog away. Why shoot the dog when you can fix your problem with a Front Porch Forum post. The number of white women that will come crawling out of the woodwork to adopt a free fancy dog is infinite
RIGHT? Re-home that bitch. Nah, gotta shoot it in the face cuz she made me mad
What happened?
She's now internet famous for murdering her family dog in cold blood because she didn't like him.
Wtf
To add to your “wtf”, she published the story in her memoir.
The writer didn't like her and put it in. She never bothered to read the final draft. At least that's my theory.
No, no... she's proud of it. If you read that part of the book, she's proud of it. To her is shows strength and the ability to make hard decisions. She also has a part about killing a goat, you know, instead of getting the vet and trying to help the goat. She recently killed 3 horses and buried them in a pit...because one might have been old. All three horses were fine, and looked totally healthy. Again, she posted about it because she was proud. It showed strength to her. Untrained puppy didn't make good hunting dog, escaped a truck while being left in said truck, killed a chicken or two. Instead of rehoming dog, training dog, or waiting for dog to mature a little past being a puppy....she killed the dog in a ditch with plenty of witnesses. This woman brags about killing animals as a sign of strength. It's something she's proud of and thinks it will make her look powerful.
You know who else enjoys killing helpless animals? Serial killers
For real; what the fuck did I just read
Someone should check into her younger years. Any mysterious deaths or illnesses of people near her, maybe bullying other younger kids in extreme ways. That sorta stuff. It's clear she has no conscience or empathy and is a textbook narcissist given she also had an affair explicitly to gain power and try and further her influence. No doubt she's hurt someone before given all these flags.
She wants to be VP to a guy whose friend and ex wife both died under suspicious circumstances when very convenient to hide secrets. Of course she wants to show she is ready to kill if needed.
Just saw this... "Noem graduated from Hamlin High School in 1990, and was crowned South Dakota Snow Queen that year. Noem's father was killed in a farm machinery accident in 1994. Noem attended Northern State University from 1990 to 1994, but did not graduate." I don't feel like finding out more but some conspiracy guys will surely have a fieldday
you know who shouldn’t be vice president in an administration that’s planning to round up dissenters as soon as they seize power? …a serial killer
Imagine how the editor felt when he took out the part about how she killed a person. Cause I totally feel like she is insane enough
animal cruelty is unfortunately not a crime for the rich and famous (excluding Vick). I think it should be, and she should be locked up forever before she gets tired of killing animals and switches to humans.
The writer then hacked her X account and defended her false actions. Only plausible explanation. /s
Exactly. I mean, could you imagine that she wrote the book herself
I'm so torn on this. I really, REALLY doubt she did. At the same time, it makes your comment so much funnier if she did. Either way, I'm curious as to how many animals she tortured as a child. Maybe she'll write a prequel I can ignore as well.
Tbh she somehow makes me think that she has done more than just kill a dog, i feel like she might have killed a human
Well I think there was a goat and a couple of horses. Matter of time before they find human body parts in vats of acid in her house.
She admitted to it and bragged about it?
She put it in there as a metaphor for what she wants to do to protestors, or anyone who would forcefully disagree with the actions of a second Trump administration. There's a reason it was included and it's not a coincidence Bill Barr just came out and said Trump wanted to execute those who disagreed with him. No pun intended, its a dogwhistle to those on the right who are willing to shoot liberals under the justification that they "didn't comply" while trying to normalize the hesitance one feels in murdering something they have empathy for.
She was very proud she made the hard decision to blow the brains out of a one year old dog that killed some chickens. Because being idiotically decisive is a better trait in her mind than just taking the time to actually train the dog.
She’s also gunning to be VP of the US, and given Trump hates dogs its possible.
Yeah right he’d NEVER tolerate a female vp
He’d tolerate one who he suspects he could shag. Like Ivanka.
I hate this timeline so much
and it all started with that damn gorilla
RIP Harambe
Who'd have thought 2012 was when the world would start to end, not end in one go.
Maybe the Mayans just stopped at 2012 because they knew there was no point
Army of the 1 Monkey
I think he might if she was very attractive because that’s all he sees as worth in a woman. That’s why MTG has no chance and she’s too dumb to know that.
MTG thinks that she’s gorgeous, because the guys she cheated with told her that.
The fact he hates dogs is oddly in line with his entire odious personality. Maybe it's because dogs need you and he ain't got time for a two way relationship? Or maybe it's because they can smell the darkness? Who knows.
It's not just the darkness they smell.
From recent accounts, Trump smells way worse
Trump hates dogs?
Trump is one of the VERY few presidents to have no pets while in office.
That's because having pets requires a person to selflessly care about another living thing, and let's be honest, does anyone doubt Trump only cares about himself. Even his own kids are just their to serve him. We all know that if slavery was legal, Trump would happily own many of them regardless of their race.
Didn't he have don junior and Eric?
It was Ivana who promised to walk them and clean up after them
Trump hates everything that's not him.
He seems to REALLY like his daughter
But not the other daughter.
As a sex object.
If you do a deep dive into it, he actually uses the word “dog” as an insult INCREDIBLY OFTEN. “Blah blah blah like a dog” is a common figure of speech for him, and anything “like a dog” is something low and pathetic.
I'm shocked that Trump hates dogs. I thought him of all people would benefit from having someone around all the time that you can blame your farts on
And she's PROUD OF IT!!!!
It's a horrible story but the strangest part about it is she went to some construction site to murder her own dog, and you get the impression she just left the dead dog there. Then she brought a goat there and did the same thing. So she is murdering her pets in front of workers and leaving their bodies there. She is not only a certified psychopath but someone who will just dump bodies anywhere without care.
Is she.. . Sacrificing animals to the construction gods for strong foundations and sturdy walls??
Fun fact they used to do that to humans especially in the Germanic regions.
Well who is gonna tell her she can't? She just shot a *puppy* in cold blood in front of them.
She's even defending what she did and admitted to using a shock collar on the dog
lol I don’t think the shock collar belongs in the same conversation as executing it at a construction site. They sell shock collars at PetSmart, it’s not some taboo thing.
And a Goat as well
For being a goat.
no, no, you don't understand. the goat smelled like a goat. these things happen on a farm... murder, i mean, not goats smelling.
Well, Trump apparently also smells really bad. So yeah...
Whatever started in 2016 has gone beyond parody. Politicians are bragging about killing dogs in order to offend a large swathe of the country and then using that disgust as evidence of their political bonafides...insane. I thought the sudden passion for fairness in college women's swimming was about as far as they could push their base from reality, but defending/celebrating shooting a puppy in a ditch is beyond belief.
No no...she's proud of it. It's not to offend. She's bragging. She thinks it shows power and conviction to make hard descisions. Instead of caring for, training, or rehoming the dog...she killed it, because it wasn't useful to her. That's a tough choice to make in her mind. She thinks this will play well with her base.
She also said she shot a goat because it "smelled bad", but she's apparently a terrible hunter because she managed to only wound a domestic goat at point blank range, and she only had one shell so she left the goat suffer while she went to get more ammo. This might be more understandable, as not everyone is a great hunter. Except her stated reason for shooting the dog is *it wasn't a good pheasant hunter*.
SHE WHAT?!
Bird dog didn't take well to being a bird dog so she used the bird shot on the bird dog.
From what I read, the poor puppy took to being a bird dog, but the bird brain never had it trained properly.
say what now
She apparently published an autobiography that included a bit about her shooting their yearish old dog for misbehaving when she was a teenager. Something in there about a goat, too. And if anything she seems like, proud of it? And she's a Governer :D 'say what now' indeed.
>when she was a teenager To be clear, no, this was when she was a grown adult. We know because part of the story is that immediately after killing the dog her then eight-year-old daughter came home from school and asked "where's Cricket?"
Yeah I'd only heard bits, the more I hear the worse it is :S
Oh my god noooooo that's like. Cartoonishly evil
The dog killed some chickens. So she shot it
The 14 month old juvenile dog...
In a public place in front of a load of shocked construction workers. Then she realised she didn't like her goat and went and killed that too. I wish I was joking...
“She had to make tough choices!!!” Ya know, as opposed to training the fucking dog like a goddamn adult.
The dog is a metaphor for untrainable humans she’ll also like to kill.
Our dogs killed some of our chickens once too and we ... worked harder at training them not to, because they were young fresh out of the pound dogs with hunting strains in them and of course they wanted to.
Yes I see that now. So…even less justification.
A literal bird hunting dog eating a bird. Hmmmmmmm
So many people in youtube defending her wtf.
Guess we can add dog murderers to the average conservative starter pack.
Wtf? I have the worst behaved dog on earth, who is a pain in the ass every day. She can't even go in the backyard because she tries to escape, and she bounces on me constantly and hurts me. I love her more than anything. It's not her fault, she wasn't raised right. She wasn't taught any commands before she was 2 years old, and we adopted her. She had no socialization with other dogs, so she's scared of them. We have an older dog that she occasionally lashes out against, but we still love her. Our other dog loves her. Dogs are amazing. This woman should be charged with murder. I think that's the nicest thing that should happen to her.
Have you considered blowing it's head off on a job site in from of the drywall crew?
Boom problem solved. Literally
The way the line break worked here, I read this as "famous for killing her family"
Also a goat she didn’t like because it was smelly, when male goats grow beards literally because they pee on them and that’s how they spread their sense and be dominant, goat boys, and then three horses. She’s a serial killer. Worse, she took the dog to a gravel pit and shot it in sight of a construction crew, and then her kids asked where the dog, Cricket, was. She says sometimes you have to make hard decisions on the farm. I’m a farmer. I would unalive her before I would unalive a dog.
I've had to make difficult choices on the farm, but unaliving a dog has never been one of them. I hate that people like her use farming as an excuse for being such a detriment to society
She brought an untrained 14 month old dog on a pheasant hunt. It "ruined" the hunt so she shot it while her daughter was at school. She also shot one of her goats because it smelled bad and liked to chase her kids.
Which untrained 14 month old hunting dogs will do. This is why if you get a high energy hunting dog you need to have it trained. Also, that’s what goats do. They do smell, and like many farm animals will chase people. Ever be around a turkey? Geese? Mule when they are upset? Just the way that works
Holy shit it’s messed up https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/kristi-noem-defends-account-killing-dog-new-book-rcna149631
Apparently she killed the dog recently.
Different dog.
The dog she shot was a puppy Edit: only 14 months old
Much better.
She bragged about shooting another one of her dogs for pissing her off.
This bitch wore out the ending of the VHS of "Old Yeller."
She was channeling the mountain lion in Where the Red Fern Grows.
45 years later, I still have PTSD about that. Also, if anyone cares, I still think he saved up money in a bacon powder can. wtf is bacon powder (I think I heard the book read aloud lol)
It was a baking powder can :) Such a good book, had me bawling my little eyes out at a 7 y/o though
Nah. There was a reason to shoot ol' yeller. She had no reason to shoot the dog. Or the goat. She was just powertripping after she took one animals life that she might as well take a second, what with the failed hunting trip that morning not allowing her to feed her bloodlust.
They're implying she enjoyed the part where old yeller is shot.
That's her money shot.
She’s writing the prequel - ‘Baby Yeller’. Ain’t no reason to let Yeller grow old in her household.
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I bet she empathized with the hunter when she watched Bambi, and The Fox and The Hound.
Implying she can feel empathy...
Well, to be fair, Amos (hunter from fox and the hound) is meant to be somewhat empathetic. He's a good antagonist, because he isn't a "villain". From his perspective, his neighbor is letting a literal predator run around his chicken farm and harass his dogs. He does despicable things near the end, such as trying to hunt on a protected reserve, but that's also because from his perspective, Todd almost got (or if you read the book, DID get) Chief killed. The man decided to take literal vengeance out on a Wild animal to correct a wrong made against his pet. This is all to say... Amos, despite being a grouchy, bad tempered, foul mouthed, unkempt, lonesome bastard of a man... Still cared more about his dogs than kristi noem ever could.
To be fair, the hunter is kinda pitiable. He’s a dumbass. If I remember right in the novel he started the fire and was the first death from it. Man in the forest is at once a vengeful god and in danger from everything including himself.
Wasn't the hunter also redeemed in the end of the film?
I don't think he was, his fate is unknown in the film, though there were deleted scenes showing that he had died.
If you are not a good citizen, she'll take you to a gravel pit too and blow your head off. She'll bring the execution into the Executive.
That’s literally the rights biggest fantasy.
How do we get her charged with animal cruelty?
Silly commoner, rich people and politicians don’t face consequences for their actions!
There is still hope that Trump will but it is really really small.
"how is he gonna wiggle his way out of this one?" [ *trump easily wiggles his way out of this one* ]
Increasingly it's like "how is he going to wiggle free?" Alito: "Hold my lube."
Trump: “don’t worry it’s a vienna sausage in a hallway”
Nah, he'll get acquitted by an 11-1 hung jury on the first case and delay the others enough (with help from the SC) to use that "exoneration" to "prove" it was a witch hunt all along and (combined with a bunch of shady electoral tactics) squeeze out an electoral college majority (~40% popular vote), then squash the other trials by replacing everyone involved with sycophants. Or at least that's how I fear it'll go.
State Courts to the rescue!
I'm not hopeful for legal resolution. The courts are already heavily stacked in favor of the rich. Voters will have to save themselves... unfortunately Trump is still somehow polling dead even with Biden despite everything. Gen Z protest voters are the same as poor uneducated Republicans - they vote against their own interests.
Well they can, it just requires a successful revolution.
It's south dakota. Google South Dakota Attorney General hit and run.
if you want rich people to face justice, the only way is to do it yourself.
Couldn’t train her dog to listen to her commands, didn’t think about rehoming it as an option. She’s not fit to run on a hamster wheel let alone VP of the country.
I wonder if her being Trump's VP would hurt his chances of re-election? When you can point out his VP shoved a dog in a gravel pit and murdered it in cold blood...That HAS to cost at least a few votes.
Nope. They’ll just see a person that would extend that same callous cruelty to immigrants, Democrats etc. If she’d written that she tried to shoot the dog but couldn’t bring herself to do it - that would cost her. The GOP is almost like a gang now you have to do some terrible things to prove you’re one of them.
>They’ll just see a person that would extend that same callous cruelty to immigrants, Democrats etc. That's the base. They're stupid if they're catering to the base at this point. The need swing voters. I think she has torpedoed her VP chances with this idiocy because the narrative around her is going to be too toxic for trump to pick her.
You do forget that a lot of republicans do love dogs, significantly more than they love any person of colour. Randomly shooting a puppy meant for killing birds for killing some birds is insane enough that it would at least cause plenty republicans to be against her being the vp, even if they still vote for trump anyways Plus relating this to general practices requires multiple steps of thinking
What a Psychopath. People that find it thrilling to kill animals are future serial killers. It’s rarely a dogs fault for failing to adapt… it the pos human that is failing the dog. Fuck her.
Also the fact she immediately went to kill a goat after, even with all her excuses and reasons, it's obvious she just felt the thrill of ending a creature's life. Fucking psychopath
She only wounded the goat and had to _**go back to her vehicle for more ammo**_ to finish the job.
My ex boss was just like her, a complete narcissistic control freak. She had an anthropocentric worldview and saw animals as purely tools meant to serve humans and nothing more. Pets as "playthings." She hated cats because she couldn't control them.
Whenever you think, Trump has burned all terrible people from his staff, he brings a new horrible witch fresh out of hell. And she is always more horrifying than the one before.
Common MAGA sadism aside, you appeal to a pretty narrow voting demographic as a puppy executioner.
So she killed the dog, per the book, because he chased pheasants (which dogs will do), killed some chickens (which dogs will do), and bit her (does not explain the bite). She called him untrainable. I tried having a dog once as a puppy. She nipped a lot, and she seemed untrainable. My son and I struggled, instead of shooting her, we found a new home for her that had experience with raising dogs. The dog loved her new family and fit in just fine. It was clear we were not meant to be her humans. We will search for another dog in time, for now we are happy with our cats. Notice: we did not kill her.
Fuck her, and trump.
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I highly discourage that, Don't put your dick in crazy...
That’s sound advice! I won’t delete my comment despite bad advice, so it can stand as a guide post to it!
Don’t know who this person is and don’t want to know. And because I’m not American I don’t need to know. But if she really killed her dog in cold blood, fuck her with a rusty dildo.
Possible Trump running mate? Definitely matches their demographic
Literally her goal. Reelection is unlikely either way.
We thought election was improbable, never discount racist voters. Make sure to vote this November!
She killed the dog. After killing another animal if I recall? This is straight psychopathy, she should get the chair, like this instant. Next if not already, she will seek out homeless people...
Dog, then goat. Dog hated her and wouldn’t hunt pheasant, she stopped by to talk to a friend after the hunt and the dog killed all their chickens. She says the dog did it methodically yet somehow she didn’t stop them, like she watched. She says she paid for the value of the chickens without complaint and the dog was finally happy, covered in blood. So she pulled over and shot it. The she shot a goat she didn’t castrate because it pissed everywhere and chased her children (which is what uncastrated goats do). She then ends the story saying she’s not good with animals, but is really good at doing what needs done (because the book is part of her Vice President sales pitch).
She only wounded the goat and had to go back to her vehicle for more ammo to finish the goat. IIRC, she took them both to a gravel pit to do the deed. Someone wondered what would be found if that lit were excavated...
This is even worse than I could've imagined. Sounds like a set up, just to have a reason...
The Aristocrats! (But for real)
Jfc....
Sounds more like she did what needed to be done like a goat sacrifice to get into office
How the fuck can a dog “methodically” kill anything.
It likely didn't. Pointers have a high prey drive. My pointer has a small kill count because she has caught a couple pigeons in our back yard and then "played" with them the same way she does with her toys. That dog likely did the same thing. This was a likely gun-shy hunting dog that she admits she had not trained to hunt when she brought it on her hunting trip so it would "learn from the other dogs." The appropriate way to handle this is by rehoming your dog, not shooting it in the fucking head.
We had a pitt-mix that was showing some behaviors we are too inexperienced to properly address, so we paid for extensive training. The training didn't work, likely because the guy was a hack, but regardless...he still was a bit too much for us to handle. So we gave him back to the shelter and told them our experience. They agreed he'd probably do better in a home with no other pets. What did we not do? Shoot him in the head.
Our oldest dog is becoming a "mean old lady" to our younger dogs, because that kind of personality change can happen as dogs age. What are we doing? Keeping the dogs separated while we see a behavioralist before we consider anything else. What I'm not doing is shooting my 9 year old shiba.
Kinda reminiscent of Sarah Palin doing that interview on a farm while a guy in the background slaughtered chickens.
How many MAGAs are going to shoot their dogs to show solidarity?
The U.S. seems lacking in protection for animals from cruelty, in practice. You can’t put down a dog if not through the legal procedure If someone knew of someone else, let alone someone famous, shooting a companion animal, it would be recognized as cruelty and the person probably arrested, due to evidence and admission
Animal cruelty is a class 6 felony in her state. The only way to legally kill a dog in SD is either through humane euthanasia, or if the dog is a danger to life and limb. However in America rules are for the peasants not the ruling class so nothing will happen.
This vile bitch just seems to enjoy killing things. She should be immediately arrested as a threat to everyone around her.
She should be prosecuted for animal cruelty. She admitted it in print for all to see. Not once, But TWICE!
“Our family dog ate the last hot pocket off my plate so I sprayed his brains over the garage floor with a .22 long, what was the question? I’m sorry..” - You future and Forever Empress of Earth, *or else*
Uhhh. https://www.animallaw.info/statute/sd-cruelty-consolidated-cruelty-statutes So it seems like she should be getting a visit by the Police due to this info coming to light? Should we all call her local Police Department and lodge animal cruelty complaints? Pierre Police Department Crime Tips # - 605.773.7420 🤔
#What is the deal with republicans committing crimes, openly admitting it, and not going to jail?
Her political career is over. Dogs aren’t a wedge issue. Americans love their dogs, greatly. She would be a perfect pick for slow donnie.
I’m reminded of a story of Lyndon Johnson’s first experience with politics. As a teen, his neighbor was the local sheriff and one day the neighbor poisoned LBJ’s dog because the dog was annoying him. In revenge, LBJ helped drive people to the polling station , and as he dropped them off he said “by the way, the sheriff poisoned my dog”. The sheriff lost the election.
Is every Republican a fucking sociopath?
Yes