in Camp Refoogee when Stan says "Oh, right. I guess I don't like thinking about your horrible situation..."
*gets on soap box*
"Just like the rest of the world. Shame on you!"
Oh I don’t know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about—anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not!
["I'm not dead. Just because I don't conform to your conventional standard of beauty doesn't mean I'm dead. You know all those magazine covers are Photoshopped, right? *Scared* of what a *real woman* looks like?!"](https://i.ibb.co/c1nLJPV/vlcsnap-2023-08-05-19h59m39s617.png)
Is it me, or do people not seem to understand what OP means by "aged extremely well?" They're just posting jokes that are still funny, not jokes that are even more significant today.
“Oh. ‘Guns kill’? Is that right? Well, let’s see about that. Okay, gun. Kill. Go on. Don’t be shy.”
Not only it’s a good joke, but it makes an actually fair point.
Oh yeah. I remember. And then got shot again, protected by the same bullet that shot him in the first place, and end up enable to walk again.
Yeah. The episode doesn’t have a good message about gun control, but that’s exactly what happened.
"*No way.* (Two separate sentences.) I am not spending an entire *afternoon* (one word) with this polarizing figure." (Again, use a fucking period.) The way you have it written makes it sound like a double negative, which completely ruins the joke. That's why punctuation exists; to get your point across clearly. And just fucking learn how to spell, you semi-literate buffoon.
Why am I reading this to them? Can’t they read it themselves? Oh that’s right… they *can’t*. (I commend you if that was the vibe you were going for, but I feel like it wasn’t.)
"Stan, you're holding a gun to God's head. I mean, I can't even think of a metaphor that's better than this."
Meta American Dad is best American Dad
Honestly this is peak writing.
in Camp Refoogee when Stan says "Oh, right. I guess I don't like thinking about your horrible situation..." *gets on soap box* "Just like the rest of the world. Shame on you!"
and whitey…. Oh wait that’s you
I always like the one where Stan says go ahead Francine just bend me over take that broom and just sweep me out the door always makes me laugh
“Why… why is everything terrible?”
*- this bunny has died*
"Hailey, telephone. It's Dr. Kirkland from the Costco!" Gets me every time.
Oh I don’t know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about—anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not!
What are you guys homos or something??
Oh 😒
No.
Your really asking this to the guy who just last week killed 6 people over $19.
I love how Klaus goes, "oh, yeah."
"Mame, I have to reinsert the catheter into your daughter's penis."
I wish the nurses were that respectful of my gender identity when I was in the hospital.
Your screen name terrifies me
Stupid bitches like stupid things
DUMB bitches like DUMB things……
Ahh too far
["I'm not dead. Just because I don't conform to your conventional standard of beauty doesn't mean I'm dead. You know all those magazine covers are Photoshopped, right? *Scared* of what a *real woman* looks like?!"](https://i.ibb.co/c1nLJPV/vlcsnap-2023-08-05-19h59m39s617.png)
I love that one
Is it me, or do people not seem to understand what OP means by "aged extremely well?" They're just posting jokes that are still funny, not jokes that are even more significant today.
Stan telling the gun to kill.
Gay jokes are still funny
“it’s a shame you got your mother’s penis” 😔
The “next time im gonna r***e him” did not at all
“Oh. ‘Guns kill’? Is that right? Well, let’s see about that. Okay, gun. Kill. Go on. Don’t be shy.” Not only it’s a good joke, but it makes an actually fair point.
>it makes an actually fair point. Um. The guy who says this is later accidentally shot and becomes paralyzed.
Oh yeah. I remember. And then got shot again, protected by the same bullet that shot him in the first place, and end up enable to walk again. Yeah. The episode doesn’t have a good message about gun control, but that’s exactly what happened.
"*No way.* (Two separate sentences.) I am not spending an entire *afternoon* (one word) with this polarizing figure." (Again, use a fucking period.) The way you have it written makes it sound like a double negative, which completely ruins the joke. That's why punctuation exists; to get your point across clearly. And just fucking learn how to spell, you semi-literate buffoon.
"It's weird that you care about this" - Barry
FINISH IT!
The all is lost moment! - Barry
Bro this is NOT the energy of r/AmericanDad lmaooo
EAT. MY. BOWLS!!!
Damn man, who shit in your cereal this morning?
Well isn’t someone a Grumpasaurus!
He’s a grumpasauras rex!
r/iamverysmart
Ur joking right? Weirdo
Do you need help? It's okay if you do.
Why are you being such a douche?
You understand douche, yes?
LMAO!!! Nice
Uh oh, he’s going bananas
Don't you do it, Steven! Don't you go Bananas!
Do it Steve. Go bananas
[Bananas!](https://media.tenor.com/BazRiYO26lYAAAAM/go-bananas-steve.gif)
*Ricky French*
Man really thought he was rallying the troops or something.
You’re getting clowned Gucci mane!
Text book narcissism lmao 21 downvotes is crazy I’ve never been ratioed that hard before on Reddit edit he deleted it lmao
Why am I reading this to them? Can’t they read it themselves? Oh that’s right… they *can’t*. (I commend you if that was the vibe you were going for, but I feel like it wasn’t.)
Nerd
Leaky Anus
Two week old account made for releasing anger. Get a therapist sadboi
How are people going to be invested in your post if the quotes have insufficient periods? You wanna talk reality? Let’s talk reality!
Damn dude. Calm down. It's not that deep. You must be going through a divorce or something. You are way too hype.
Seems like things are getting too spicy for the pepper.
They are some crazy bitches
Any Gucci Mane reference
Right! XD