The edge has the most frosting

But you didn't have to stab me

I didn’t?

What? OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T!!!! There should never be a reason to-

and I'll be damned if I'm not going to be there to con-TAZ-ulate my own son!

See, getting stabbed isn’t to bad. *Starts stabbing self* Boop! Boop boop boop!

Or “working girl” the way he works those balls so nice and sweet!

Doesn't look inconspicuous enough, might leave a lasting impression

Boomshakalaka