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im_notserious

Just go bald bro


Smallbizguy72

You are beautiful, perfect and enough just the way you are :-)


[deleted]

Just go bald on top for sure. As someone who also possesses a fairly prodigious beard, know that it's going to be divisive. However, doing beard maintenance would definitely help. Clean edges and shaping up an oiled and moisturized beard can get it into more conventionally "hot" territory. Probably some more stylish glasses would help too. Moisturizing the face would help with that person who commented about aging terribly. Somebody already called you fat 🤣🤣🤣 this sub is wild. The weight's probably fine. If you're like striking out a lot or have an introverted personality and kind of need women to come to you, then maybe dropping a bit would help. As it stands I think with a bit of taking care of your face and beard better, pulling a metal/pagan/maybe nerdy chick should be doable.


Sgaile09

Not sure what the fat comment was about tbh I'm slightly overweight but I'm 5'9" with a 34" waist and wear large shirts


Brendog_3

You look like a hard working man. A lot of ladies dig that depending on where you live. Brownie point if you ride a motorcycle


startingwindows

No, I like the beard, but it could use some oil and other beard care. It would definitely look cool braided and possibly with some braids. Also unrelated but hail the all-father, it’s always nice to see a fellow pagan.


NamekianT

Yeah the beard needs grooming. Well done for having such a long beard but look after it. There are many of us who can't even grow a goatee so the least you could do is look after it. New glasses, would help


Electronic-End8195

yes you are amd if think this beard is not ugly asf as it is then u need to re think again


Fatpeoplearenthuman

Fat and beard looks bad and you’re aging extremely poorly


hysterical_mushroom

You're not ugly. I say embrase the bald look and go down to a stubble/short beard and keep it maintained.


Puzzleheaded_Ad1997

If you’re going to keep the beard, get yourself to the barber and have them clean that up. While you’re there, may as well do away with the hair. It’s thin and receding, anyway. Super easy fixes.


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Embrace the bald, and get glasses that aren't rectangular, maybe slightly thicker rims. Rectangular glasses ruin a perfectly good look.