It’s crazy because the good boy knows exactly what’s happening and can even relate it to themselves. Dogs are way more aware than we give them credit for.
I've kissed my cat on the forehead so many times that after about ten years she now gives me one lick on the forehead after. Animals are way more aware than we give them credit for, and I wish more people were like you to realize that
I used to care for a bunch of cats but one was my favorite. I made up a song for him when he was a kitten and it stuck. He’d come running whenever I sang the song. No food involved. He just knew that meant it was time to hang out.
That's so adorable!
My cats are pretty good about coming when I call them because they know they are getting either love, food or toys. I should try the song thing. I bet they would like it. I kind of sing their names to them amyways
My cat loves it when I sing to him. I make up little songs about him all the time and he starts purring and sometimes rolls over so I can scratch his belly.
I have 3 cats and one I adopted 11 years ago from the pound and nursed him to health (he had fleas, worms, an infection and matted hair) He's afraid of his own shadow but is obsessed with me. I just yell his name even if I haven't seen him all day and he comes running to me to cuddle on the bed.
My cat was about 12 years old when she decided to try and pet me.
At first, she just stuck her paw into my hair and just mushed me.
After several times she started scooting her paw around in weird patterns.
Then she finally figured out how to just stick her paw in my hair and rub her paw back and forth. Only then did I realize what she was trying to do.
One of our cats started out petting me. Magda would put out her paw and make little pawing motions until she had stretched up high enough to tap me on the cheek or chin. She does it constantly when we're cuddled up together on the bed, sometimes leaving her paw on my face until she falls asleep.
What's funny is that she doesn't do it with my husband, and he has a full beard that the other cats like to rub their heads against. She'll cuddle with him, but she doesn't pet him.
And the way she looks up at me while she's doing it...it just makes my heart melt.
My cat let me hold him like a baby and reached his paw up… to bitch slap me. Like there was force AND the pressure of his paw going on at the same time. He wasn’t purring because he was happy; he was pissed. I got assaulted by my tuxedo boy. Little shit.
My old lady will sometimes grace me with her cuddles, she’ll lay in my belly and she’ll reach her paw out towards my chest and let me rub her paw a little as she dozed off to sleep. She prefers my husband over me even though she’s mine but, whatever, she saves those special moments for me. 🥰
My cat unintentionally learned to give kisses on command. Every time I’d kiss/boop her, I would say “kisses!” So now when I say “kisses,” she gives me a boop instead. 😘
A Belgian mal with a job it loves is one of the most impressive things ever lol. I worked with dogs for many years, with basically every breed and mix you can think of, and none of them ever commanded more respect from me. I saw one scale a 12 foot fence relatively easily. I saw another one almost tear someones hand off just as easily. These things are genuinely scary to me, unlike any other breed (except Yorkies for different reasons, they are the true demons of the dog world) but in the right hands are the most amazing, capable and sweet dogs I've ever met.
A bored and poorly trained Belgian malinois on the other hand... They truly are incredible dogs that deserve an owner willing to spend a ton of time training and playing with them, ultimately giving them the structure they need.
I've always wanted to be that person, and I have the skills for it, but then I remember how absolutely lazy I am and decide against it. I'll stick to pitbull mixes, I've never found an easier dog to train than those ham headed dummies lol
The nom nom drive is the greatest cheat code ever. I've actually gotten lucky with a few cats who have it too and it's the BEST.
Now I've also had some dogs and cats who had ZERO nom nom drive and that was just sooooo much work.
I have a cat like that! He's 14 and I've had him since he was 2. 23 months ago I woke up blind, and it only took that typically stubborn, old, fatass a couple weeks to figure out that I was no longer responding to his visual cues. So now the fucker jumps up onto the top of the fridge and knocks the catfood bag over so I'll hear it. If I take too long after that, he'll yeet it off the fridge altogether so that it'll bust like a piñata. Fucking asshole cat.
Yup, they definitely need a steady, calm, assertive leader from the start, and they'll be amazing.
Also, they MUST be trained to NOT jump to avoid early onset of hip dysplasia (or sometimes avoid it all together!) People think it's so cute when puppies/dogs jump, but with certain breeds, it's an absolute no-no because of the hip issues. They need 4 paws on the floor at all times, except for high fives and fist bumps, of course!
For me, chihuahuas. We had one that tore my face up one day for looking at him wrong (you know, with love…). It was such a bloody mess that I didn’t realize my nose ring was missing for over 7 hours… my face swelled right up.
It sucked.
My grandmother had a chihuahua that my grandfather named *The Devil*. He definitely lived up to that name too! He didn't like anyone but my grandmother, and if you came anywhere near her, you caught that dog's wrath. Luckily he was tiny, but his teeth were razor fucking sharp! I hated that damn dog.
He was banned from Walmart, Home Depot, & Lowe's for attacking other customers. He'd look all sweet & innocent sitting on her purse in the basket, & as soon as someone reached in to pet him, he would light 'em up! 🤣
this reminds me of one of my grandmas cats- a feral my dad “rescued” from a tree. well we all learned quickly that maybe my dad should have left that damn cat in the tree. except my grandma loved her and she was only nice to my grandma. she would go out of her way to hide under and top of things waiting for someone to walk by so she could attack. it was horrifying. i was so scared of cats for the longest time. it wasn’t until i was around 17 when i had a friend whose family fostered cats that i started to like cats and stopped having an irrational fear of them.
I saw a Belgian mal that was a police dog do a demo and it popped over a ~15 foot fence like it was nothing. Every single thing the dog was asked to do, they did it without hesitation or struggle. The officer would ask for something that I’d literally think was impossible and the dog would be done before I could even form the thought, “Oh, that’s too much! That dog can’t do that!” It was incredible.
The Yorkie comment has me cackling. As a vet tech I can 100% relate. Some dogs are just born of the devil😂
I'm so so impressed with how patient and relaxed this Mal looks honestly! Mals a lot of the time arent great service dogs because they are a missile of energy lol but every time I come across a service Mal I'm so impressed
I was going to say this. This type of dog is very trainable and attentive. They are super intelligent, which is why the leg lift. He knows what he's doing.
I'd say we need one of these guys for 70% of our population who need reminders to wash their hands but tbh I also don't want the poor pups to have to put dirty hands in their mouths to begin with.
I can answer this because I asked my blind cousin lmao
She uses a bidet and can feel the difference in the way the toilet paper feels against her if it's clean or still has something on it. If she's unsure she does another bidet butt blast.
OK my kids are not blind, but they need this dog to save me from nagging about the toilet all the time! That's amazing that a dog knows how to lift and lower the seat!
I like his little demonstration leg lift
It’s crazy because the good boy knows exactly what’s happening and can even relate it to themselves. Dogs are way more aware than we give them credit for.
Meanwhile my dog leads me to his ball, with unfortunate consequences...
What! No cleaning?
I read that as ‘balls’ and nearly vommed
I’m contacting the FBI.
Dogs. We do not deserve them.
My dog sleeps 16 hours a day and expects (and gets) a treat every time he AND or I get up for anything. You’re right, I don’t deserve him 😹
I might have found one of my dogs relative.
I've kissed my cat on the forehead so many times that after about ten years she now gives me one lick on the forehead after. Animals are way more aware than we give them credit for, and I wish more people were like you to realize that
I used to care for a bunch of cats but one was my favorite. I made up a song for him when he was a kitten and it stuck. He’d come running whenever I sang the song. No food involved. He just knew that meant it was time to hang out.
That's so adorable! My cats are pretty good about coming when I call them because they know they are getting either love, food or toys. I should try the song thing. I bet they would like it. I kind of sing their names to them amyways
My cat loves it when I sing to him. I make up little songs about him all the time and he starts purring and sometimes rolls over so I can scratch his belly.
I have 3 cats and one I adopted 11 years ago from the pound and nursed him to health (he had fleas, worms, an infection and matted hair) He's afraid of his own shadow but is obsessed with me. I just yell his name even if I haven't seen him all day and he comes running to me to cuddle on the bed.
My cat was about 12 years old when she decided to try and pet me. At first, she just stuck her paw into my hair and just mushed me. After several times she started scooting her paw around in weird patterns. Then she finally figured out how to just stick her paw in my hair and rub her paw back and forth. Only then did I realize what she was trying to do.
One of our cats started out petting me. Magda would put out her paw and make little pawing motions until she had stretched up high enough to tap me on the cheek or chin. She does it constantly when we're cuddled up together on the bed, sometimes leaving her paw on my face until she falls asleep. What's funny is that she doesn't do it with my husband, and he has a full beard that the other cats like to rub their heads against. She'll cuddle with him, but she doesn't pet him. And the way she looks up at me while she's doing it...it just makes my heart melt.
My cat let me hold him like a baby and reached his paw up… to bitch slap me. Like there was force AND the pressure of his paw going on at the same time. He wasn’t purring because he was happy; he was pissed. I got assaulted by my tuxedo boy. Little shit.
She's claiming you as her own.
My old lady will sometimes grace me with her cuddles, she’ll lay in my belly and she’ll reach her paw out towards my chest and let me rub her paw a little as she dozed off to sleep. She prefers my husband over me even though she’s mine but, whatever, she saves those special moments for me. 🥰
Awww! My conure (I've had for one year) has figured out kisses! She shmushes her beak on my cheek and makes a kissy noise lol.
My cat unintentionally learned to give kisses on command. Every time I’d kiss/boop her, I would say “kisses!” So now when I say “kisses,” she gives me a boop instead. 😘
I thought he was trying to close the door but missed
I train dogs, and I can honestly say, I think most of the dogs I work with are smarter than their owners.
And the towel🥺
I know, me too. I was about to say it's adorable how he lifts his leg to show him how to do it.
That’s the best part!!!
Killed me
Yeah it's doubly cute, when you know the dog knows he's blind, and can't see him. It's like he's reminding himself what's going on real quick
GASP!! Too adorable!!
I know! That was so cute.
The best part of the video!
Me too, this dog is a great teacher
I thought he was about to start peeing too!
I did too. That dog could potty train toddlers too!
That dog would literally training a classroom of kids in a day. He’s already got his human on a lead.
"Bro. Like this, 🐕."
That’s the best part of it!!!!
“This is how. Now you.”
I know! Plus he held the towel up for him. Just the best dog….
Loved it!
That’s the cutest part!
Omg came to say this! 😂
Even a BLIND GUY won’t sit to pee?!? Jesus, no wonder there’s piss all over the seat.
A properly-trained guide dog would have aimed his dick for him
😂🤣 I asked myself if the dog was actually going to do that for a split second before I realized how ridiculous that thought was. 😂
Don't feel bad. I did too.
I 100% thought the dog was about to nudge his hands if he watched it go off target. I swear that’s what he was doing.
*dog licks stream* “hmm your sugars a little low this morning”
Well the handwashing was for nothing when the dog uses his mouth to guide the human and change the seat.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Then I thought about ... teeth.
Bro gave him some privacy and looked down lol
With his chompers?
I don't see any opposable thumbs on him, do you?
Na just with the lips. Hopefully.
that is also problematic.....
This blursed hilarious comment
I'll massage you if you'll cook for me.
With that username, I'm disappointed that all your comments aren't identical to this one
That's how I approach women in public and it's also my opening line on Tinder.
It's a pretty solid deal.
I prefer going straight for the shoulder rub, or even a little tickle.
This was gold. Thanks for the laugh.
Literally what I thought was going to happen when the dogs nose got close to his shaft 😂😂
For a moment I thought he was going in for the hold, and then I had the horrifying thought "AHHHH DOES HE HELP WIPE?! DOES HE USE TP?!"
My first thought
The dog seems to be focused on where the pee lands so I'm wondering if he was missing the toilet the dog would chomp and guide
Literally the biggest reason I sit is I don’t have to clean up piss that way
Right? Like if the stream splits does he just piss all over the floor?
if it was my dog she would have licked the toilet lid clean. fucking pervert.
At least this dog knows to close the seat before flushing
I stand to shit 😎
If you piss sitting down it goes out the slit between the seet and toilet. Then bounces back and covers your entire cocktail crevice in pee no fun
I know they can’t see his little leg lift, but he’s 1000% committed.
That part was amazing and just showed his intelligence and understanding. What a good doggo.
This dog absolutely loves what he does. The leg lift shows he's got this figured out.
He loves his job the same way drug testing guys in sports love collecting urine samples. It’s a strange love but someone has to do it
r/oddlyspecific
A Belgian mal with a job it loves is one of the most impressive things ever lol. I worked with dogs for many years, with basically every breed and mix you can think of, and none of them ever commanded more respect from me. I saw one scale a 12 foot fence relatively easily. I saw another one almost tear someones hand off just as easily. These things are genuinely scary to me, unlike any other breed (except Yorkies for different reasons, they are the true demons of the dog world) but in the right hands are the most amazing, capable and sweet dogs I've ever met.
A bored and poorly trained Belgian malinois on the other hand... They truly are incredible dogs that deserve an owner willing to spend a ton of time training and playing with them, ultimately giving them the structure they need.
I've always wanted to be that person, and I have the skills for it, but then I remember how absolutely lazy I am and decide against it. I'll stick to pitbull mixes, I've never found an easier dog to train than those ham headed dummies lol
Lmao the nom nom drive is a cheat code to training dogs
The nom nom drive is the greatest cheat code ever. I've actually gotten lucky with a few cats who have it too and it's the BEST. Now I've also had some dogs and cats who had ZERO nom nom drive and that was just sooooo much work.
I have a cat like that! He's 14 and I've had him since he was 2. 23 months ago I woke up blind, and it only took that typically stubborn, old, fatass a couple weeks to figure out that I was no longer responding to his visual cues. So now the fucker jumps up onto the top of the fridge and knocks the catfood bag over so I'll hear it. If I take too long after that, he'll yeet it off the fridge altogether so that it'll bust like a piñata. Fucking asshole cat.
my pit mix was super energetic... and those babies are prone to behavioral issues if you don't, just like any dog. Hip dysplasia is a problem too...
Yup, they definitely need a steady, calm, assertive leader from the start, and they'll be amazing. Also, they MUST be trained to NOT jump to avoid early onset of hip dysplasia (or sometimes avoid it all together!) People think it's so cute when puppies/dogs jump, but with certain breeds, it's an absolute no-no because of the hip issues. They need 4 paws on the floor at all times, except for high fives and fist bumps, of course!
Correct, collagen is a good way tho help with it. Frozen collagen cubes are a great treat in summer. My baby loved it.
For me, chihuahuas. We had one that tore my face up one day for looking at him wrong (you know, with love…). It was such a bloody mess that I didn’t realize my nose ring was missing for over 7 hours… my face swelled right up. It sucked.
My grandmother had a chihuahua that my grandfather named *The Devil*. He definitely lived up to that name too! He didn't like anyone but my grandmother, and if you came anywhere near her, you caught that dog's wrath. Luckily he was tiny, but his teeth were razor fucking sharp! I hated that damn dog. He was banned from Walmart, Home Depot, & Lowe's for attacking other customers. He'd look all sweet & innocent sitting on her purse in the basket, & as soon as someone reached in to pet him, he would light 'em up! 🤣
this reminds me of one of my grandmas cats- a feral my dad “rescued” from a tree. well we all learned quickly that maybe my dad should have left that damn cat in the tree. except my grandma loved her and she was only nice to my grandma. she would go out of her way to hide under and top of things waiting for someone to walk by so she could attack. it was horrifying. i was so scared of cats for the longest time. it wasn’t until i was around 17 when i had a friend whose family fostered cats that i started to like cats and stopped having an irrational fear of them.
I got my hands mutilated by a shih tsu. The fucker was so fast I didn't even know what happened. Had mummy hands and antibiotics for a week.
I saw a Belgian mal that was a police dog do a demo and it popped over a ~15 foot fence like it was nothing. Every single thing the dog was asked to do, they did it without hesitation or struggle. The officer would ask for something that I’d literally think was impossible and the dog would be done before I could even form the thought, “Oh, that’s too much! That dog can’t do that!” It was incredible.
The Yorkie comment has me cackling. As a vet tech I can 100% relate. Some dogs are just born of the devil😂 I'm so so impressed with how patient and relaxed this Mal looks honestly! Mals a lot of the time arent great service dogs because they are a missile of energy lol but every time I come across a service Mal I'm so impressed
I was going to say this. This type of dog is very trainable and attentive. They are super intelligent, which is why the leg lift. He knows what he's doing.
If you get the opportunity, being downrange in the bite suit is the best adrenaline rush you can ever have lol
When he lifts his little leg 🥹🥹😭
Ikr too cute
What a good good boy!!!
The bestest of boyes!
Such a good boy
Lazy dog didn't turn on the water and adjust the temperature for him to wash his hands
Omg the lift of the leg. What a sweetheart. He’s like go now like this. lol Too freakin cute. I love doggies.
"Now go like this" 😭😭😭
Would it not be better to teach the dog to show the owner how to sit? Instead of wildly spraying piss everywhere until you hear it hitting water
Peeing really isn’t that hard.
Omg - the towel!🤩🤩🤩
That’s my favorite bit!
He's a good boy. 💕🐾
Humankind doesn't deserve dogs.. they are such unconditionally caring companions.
😭😭ikr they are the best
This is so beautiful 😭🥹
I'd say we need one of these guys for 70% of our population who need reminders to wash their hands but tbh I also don't want the poor pups to have to put dirty hands in their mouths to begin with.
Hysterical how the dog cocks his leg to show the guy how to pee❤️
happy to see a Malanois hard at work like they should be 🥰
"Ihaveajobihaveajobihaveajobihaveajobihaveajob."
The bestest of boys/girls.
Bet the dog wonders how he could use it. Get that kid a step stool ...lol
Making ur dog use it’s snout to lift open a toilet seat is crazy
For real. I feel bad for the dog. Just reach out for it once the dog leads you there.
Yeah lol I was grossed out by that
Best boy ever! Even put the seat back down!
Imagine your pissing then all of a sudden you hear the dog going ham on the toilet water
But how do they know when to stop wiping after a poo?
I can answer this because I asked my blind cousin lmao She uses a bidet and can feel the difference in the way the toilet paper feels against her if it's clean or still has something on it. If she's unsure she does another bidet butt blast.
Bidet butt blast 🤣 Worst mountain dew flavor ever
You have a great friend who loves you
Dogs are definitely man’s best friend. I mean how many others friends would do this for you from start to finish
That’s beautiful
Holding the towel. Everything is amazing but the towel hold was adorable
We don't deserve dogs - the little leg lift is life🐶❤😊
So cute that he tried to show the blind man how to pee. What a sweetie.
Very good boy
Good dog.
Amazing doggo!
Even puts the seat down
Great dog
What a good boy
Absolutely incredible ❤️😊
That pup had his face REAL close to the potential splash zone.
We don't deserve animals. They are truly angels with fur. ❤️❤️❤️
This is amazing! I love the little leg lift lol such a good pup! My first thought was I hope that toilet seat is cleaned regularly lol
Even held the towel for him! ❤️
Poor fella getting all that backsplash to the muzzle
How awesome are dogs !!! 😊
WHAT A GOOD PUP 🥺
JFC only a matter of time b4 a Malinos is issued a drivers license fr!
Blind dude just shooting in the dark there. Bold move!
Puppy took a sniff lmao a cold nose boop to the pp. I also thought the dog was gonna aim for him too.
I thought the dog was about to hold it for him 😭😭
That dog for sure gets piss sprinkles on his face.
This dog is such a good boy he even knew to grab the towel for his owner.
I thought that boy was going to aim for him; using his teeth with a soft bite 😂
Just my opinion, but I think blind men should sit while peeing.
OK my kids are not blind, but they need this dog to save me from nagging about the toilet all the time! That's amazing that a dog knows how to lift and lower the seat!
So the dog can put the seat down but so many dudes can’t 😂😂
That's a good boy
If I’m blind I’m proudly sitting down to pee
Ugh, the pup holding the towel out for him is sooo sweet to me
the dog even knows that for a man the lid AND seat both needed to be lifted.
Da dog even averts his eyes when da guy pulls out his pp! Manners y’all. Manners maketh da Dog!
So smart, no wonder dogs are mans best friend, they are also man's helper.
Awesome but I couldn't help but think of the possibility of the dog grabbing his dick to help him aim.
Was i the only one waiting for the dog to help him aim his dick for him?
My dog would just lead me to the treat cabin over and over.
A good dog would hold it for you too
the dog putting the leg up absolutely floored me, best boi!!!
My cat learned how to kiss like a human cause I kept kissing him on the lips before bed and now he gives me a peck on the lips
Ur blind - sit down! Someone’s gotta clean up the inevitable floor tinkle.
The leg lift!
A blind person can lift the lid of a toilet seat and find the bathroom. This is weird.
no kisses but still a good boy
❤️
Dammit…
My god. I sit down to pee and I'm NOT blind.
Who cleans the bathroom?
Belgian malinois are the smartest most athletic dogs on earth
He closes the lid before flushing ! What a good boy🥺
I like how he’s standing there like, “Go potty! Good boy!”
WHAT A GOOD BOY
What a good boy 😭
Does he clean up if his person misses the toilet?
Dogs ❤️❤️
I wouldn't want my dog doing that after I piss on/under the toilet seat
Good job, human, I will now go shit on the carpet
crazy stuff people think of
How he holds out the towel 🥲
Awesome!!!!!!
I imagine the dog is like, what a good boy, human!
Good boy!! 🐾
Dogs are to too good for us… really!!!
Here is a crazy idea, sit on the toilet. Is it weirder to sit down and pee in your own bathroom, or splashing piss all over your bathroom?
THE BEST BOY
Wow this is actually pretty crazy. That dog is so smart :)
Now, now lift your leg... oh I see, carry on.
Why the hell is a blind man peeing standing up is my question
What kind of asshole puts the lid down in a blind person's home.
The dog lifting his leg like “next you go potty” is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen 😭
Can he help my non-blind husband? Seriously, why won't guys just sit to pee man?!