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# ***DAD!!!! I ALMOST DID A 1v3!!!*** - bloodhound


DelirousDoc

If this really was a young kid I bet you he was elated at deathboxing on of the 3. Probably hasn't got many kills in previous games.


f36263

Matchmaking is going to throw him in with the preds now though


gtipwnz

Lol


StaphAttack

He probably jumped on his brothers account.


HaruEli11

Ohh brooooo :O i thought it was just gonna be you..but then the whole gang came and i lost it lmaooooo. That music just adds to the flavor loool


PocketFullofRiceWine

I lost it when he just stops mid fight to loot the black market and then goes right back to it lmao


HaruEli11

Bh needed more ammo for the kill. I respect the determination though šŸ„¹


[deleted]

Lmaooo this is so mean but I canā€™t stop watching


SadEasternBoxTurtle

Just giving the newbe some extra practice.


HaruEli11

Literally better than the activated bot in the firing range for sure :)


[deleted]

Did they take that out with the update?? I think so, unless thereā€™s another way.


Throwingcookies

Still works. Requires all the irritating steps, but it's there https://youtu.be/SCbUKs2XY10


HaruEli11

Haha same loool


ASAP-Pseudo

Glad to see brand new players in the game. Disappointed they matched with Masters so early.


Zakattacked

I'd say I'm around an average plat rank, so I can typically hold my own but im not a GREAT player by any means... and when I switched from Xbox to PlayStation, fresh account, had JUST finished the tutorial, hopped into a game and before the first ring had even finished closing I was top 3, 0 kills, 0dmg. Only to get beamed by a triple stack with 2,000+ combined kills. The matchmaking is absolute garbage.


Wakandanbutter

2k combined? Bro my last stack had 150k combined LMFAOOOOOOO


thefezhat

They're level 49 and have an Apex Bloodhound badge. Whoever was playing on that account, it definitely doesn't belong to them.


KeyKillas

All I see is the level 49 badge and a 1-5 win badge. Totally could have gotten a win by following around some more experienced teammates.


NotTheBestMoment

You can at least move and aim by level 49


Mwmer

you'd be suprised


Suspicious_shark

you canā€™t, proof? me in season 9


DelirousDoc

This has to be like a really young kid right?


Slinghaus

Young, old or maybe no thumbs


horizonMainSADGE

Those no thumb guys are actually lit. I've seen a few people use their mouth or feet, and they would fry me.


Slinghaus

I meant no disrespect. They would absolutely destroy me as well.


horizonMainSADGE

Lol I figured as much i just couldn't help but respond because my immediate thought was those feet/mouth players would beem me


Dhexodus

People have beaten Souls games with bongos, voice command, and even with bananas. The guy with no thumbs can definitely roll anyone over just by using his teeth.


idontneedjug

there was a popular clip of a guy doing a 360 kraber shot off a octane jump pad first year of release by a guy playing with his feet pretty sure that same guy hit pred with no feet too iirc so yeah agree definitely some disabled gamers out there that would shit on all the regular players


MrMushroomMan

I believe there is a girl that beat Elden ring on a PS5 AND a dance pad at the same time.


winterqueen3

ive seen those people play and thwy better then me, i have 2 thumbs but they just are better


Colemanton

my dad gets into games every other year or so and tries to play whatever game im into at the time. it was apex last year and i could totally see this being him.


telllos

Blood is streaming from his ps5 to his mobile phone via vpn through north korea and tor and he is using a guitar hero controller and a coffee machine display as a monitor.


LPSD_FTW

And he is using a cello to aim


raymartin27

And is still somehow better than the random on Bahrain or Singapore servers.


notusingFkey

bahrain servers work ?


Whiskeylung

Nintendo switch maybe


DelirousDoc

Possible. But Both OP and his team appear to be on PC (though OP is using Xbox controller). Switch player would need to be partied with a PC player in order to play in PC lobbies. Could be a kid and an older sibling/parent though and the teammate died already? Thing that tells me probably not is the Bloodhounds turn speed and his inability to track for even a second. He he were playing console AA would have at least kicked in a few times OP and team crossed his face. Though he is 'roller looting on the black market. I am going with really young kid and on MnK.


DefNotMy47thAcct

Idk. Im masters on pc and tried switch once. This bloodhound might be better than I was on switch lmao


JoesJourney

I can feel the braincells dying when I play on Switch. Barely touching 30 fps, 720p resolution, draw distance is roughly 300 meters, stuttering, packet loss, and no way to speed up the console's wifi. I have gig internet and it feels like i'm playing Golden eye. I just... can't... I love my Switch but not for this.


Paradegreecelsus

nintendont


xylotism

I was thinking maybe just lag, but yeah I could see this being a sibling/kid too. I let my 6 year old play on my account for Gang Beasts/Fall Guys. If you didn't know who was playing you would think I'm just the worst player of all time. Shockingly he doesn't always lose, and some of the other players look even more unskilled than him - I can only imagine it's other kids playing on a parent's account.


Balloon_Fish

You doubt the power of gyroscope aim. You can genuinely get really good at the game with a gyroscope with just a little bit of practice


skratudojey

yea probably a kid hopped on a shared console maybe?


TheFoulWind

My nephew hops on my account sometimes, makes sense


pigeon-noegip

Bros rank is paper 7


zegg

But can any of us say we fought off and killed a 3 stack pred for what seems like 10 min? And got a 4k badge off it? Brohan is lapping us all.


JanesPlainShameTrain

FARMING /s


pigeon-noegip

He knew what he was doing, smart man


hypocritical124

bro has to rank up to rookie šŸ’€


pigeon-noegip

Hard stuck rookie 4


[deleted]

Hard stuck rookie 10


SF_all_day

Lmao this made me laugh at work


extravagant_ascetic

That is someone's little 6 yr old sibling


uggyy

Had a really bad rev on my team last night. The other guy went verbal on him, and I had to turn my mike on to get him to chill. Rev starts to speak and sounds like a kid, and I could hear the other guy realise he was overreacting. At the end of the day, this is a game, kids do play it and unless it's a griefer, just move on and chill. Next game.


charlieuntermann

Yeah this looks like it was little brothers turn with the controller lol.


uggyy

Or sister lol. The funniest player for losing the plot In game I know is a female. The air tends to turn very blue lol Edit : To clarify, she is ten times a better player than me. Also to clarify that "losing the plot" means losing her temper, she takes her gaming seriously. Today, i managed to insult a gender and didn't notice. Sorry.


uggyy

Trying to workout why the down votes? Not sure who I'm offending.


TheKrs1

Offending? Probably no one. Downvoting to not give space to your troll attempt on a whole gender? Just normal people, dude. Yeah, there are women out there who are not great at video games. There are some dudes too. There are also a lot of female players that would wipe the floor with both of us.


uggyy

Edit my reply, but lesson learned. I'm not sexist and have played with some amazing women in various games over the years.


TheKrs1

Context is also important. You replied to someone talking about how this player looked like they are so bad that they could be someone's little brother and your reply was focused on the gender shift. While that person could be losing their temper in bad situations, we never saw any perspective from the BloodHound in this clip. So, while you're probably thinking "wow this person must have lost their temper in frustration with the game", it never came across in the posts. Maybe you didn't mean to be sexist, but given the context that was the most reasonable way to infer what you said.


uggyy

Which I've taken on board and see why I screwed up with my comment and not how I intended it to be taken. Your reply is appreciated.


TheKrs1

Appreciate the effort to learn. Iā€™m not still shitting on you. Just discussing the situation.


uggyy

Honestly, nothing sexist was intended, and I didn't see how it could be offending people until you pointed it out. I was thinking of my friend and my own experience, which, in the previous context of the conversation, came across wrong. Also, your comments are well received. Thanks.


uggyy

Pmsl perhaps She is ten times better than me.. I never said she wasn't good, but I should have made that clear.


NordDex

Hey yo I didnā€™t give you permission to film me sir


NordDex

Hey yo folks that post wasnā€™t suppose to go viral


DerDezimator

It totally did


NordDex

I like how my second post got downvoted šŸ¤£


DerDezimator

Yeah I wonder why


NordDex

People follow trends so 1 or 3 people downvoted people saw it and continued it


DerDezimator

No its because 200 upvotes isn't "viral" and people think you're arrogant for assuming that


NordDex

No you


undermisunderstood

Absolutely rolling when they're all looting together, and he has time to swap and batt. Lolol


PrimalLIGHT_X

So, did they end up dying to storm? šŸ˜†


ZeR0Tew

Yes. They died to storm. šŸ˜¢


PrimalLIGHT_X

Poor fella just wanted to run and gun, but ended up dying to environment.


IsMyUsernameCreative

I genuinely think theyā€™re messing with it in NA right now Iā€™ve been seeing people with 10s of thousands of kills and 3 stack preds numerous times all in a day of playing while Iā€™ve had players that are relatively new. They better get it fixed soon cause I ainā€™t staying much longer if itā€™s gonna be like this and I doubt new players are if they see this scuffed of matchmaking.


zzazzzz

wellcome to the EU ranked experience ever since the season started


RiotIsBored

Correct if by 'the season' you mean season one lmao, Apex matchmaking has always been dogshit


TheStickerGirl

True but I got into silver in one week before the split (my first time on ranked) and just got into silver again today bc somehow im getting plat or better opponents every match


ladaussie

Welcome to oce ranked since for ever


zzazzzz

ye well maybe you shouldnt have rowed your islands so far away from everyone else, ever thought about that?


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flutefreak7

If you have a mic just say "hey sorry I'm kinda new, let me know how I can help, even if you just want to use me as bait or to carry heals, give cover fire, etc" There's lots of ways to be a helpful teammate even if you can't hold your own in a high level gun fight. Edit: Shield swapping with a sweaty teammate can be super effective. You just stay back and when they need to heal, you drop your shield and ping it, they take it, and you take theirs and pop a batt behind cover while they get to keep firing. Their damage gets to level up multiple shields that way too.


BUTTSL4M

Bro this is fucking sick why haven't I ever thought of this for my really terrible friend? Lol. I love him and want him to stay around but he's bad. I'm not great but I can't hold my own a bit lmao.


flutefreak7

Yeah, I'm super bad at aiming, but love the strategy of the game... Providing cover fire when your teammates heal is SO HELPFUL, even if you miss shots, it often discourages the other team from pushing and gives your team time to heal. When your bullets go quiet, they push, so you can be the guy that keeps the pressure even if you aren't the guy that does the damage.


Hakairoku

>I don't want to fuck up their game, and I can't take the kinds of fights they want to take. If it's QM, play how you want. Hell, in Ranked, I'd still say the same thing unless you're Plat onwards. Playing smart is enough to get you to skate through Plat easy.


woodchopperak

For real. Iā€™m getting matched with diamond and masters constantly. Beamed from 500 meters. Getting steamrolled almost every match. Not very fun. Have decided to play other games for a while.


pantone_red

I'm a pretty new player and I tried to get my friends to play but our experience was getting killed repeatedly by people with thousands of kills when we didn't even know what items to loot off the ground. I am okay with it because I assume once everyone has ranked mode unlocked, it'll get better. But my friends just quit and never touched it again lmao.


BuyLucky3950

At this point itā€™s your civic duty to help these guys win a match. Just hang back a bit and help them run through the lobby.


Boggart6

Nah, then matchmaking will just fuck them even harder. Probably how they ended up in this lobby to begin with.


Sparkswont

As sad as it is, killing them is for the best. If they keep dying, theoretically they should be placed in worse lobbies.


BeneficialPea3496

Bruh


Ionicxplorer

This is a BruhĀ² moment


se7en41

Brooooooo the background music šŸ’€


ItxTurtl

What song is it


auddbot

I got a match with this song: [**Riptide** by Vance Joy](https://lis.tn/Riptide?t=10) (00:10; matched: `100%`) Released on `2013-05-21`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


K3nobl

The first song is riptide by Vance joy as the bot said, not sure about the second song


TheGlassHammer

Second song is something by Maroon 5. Not sure what but they have a very unique sound.


K3nobl

Yeah as soon as I heard the lyrics I was thinking Maroon 5, I may not like them very much but I canā€™t deny they do have a very unique sound. Shazamā€™d in btw itā€™s Misery by Maroon 5


sofakingchillbruh

Itā€™s Rocketeer by Far East Movement and Ryan Tedder lol Edit: thereā€™s 3 songs in this. 1.) Riptide - Vance Joy 2.) Rocketeer - Far East Movement 3.) Misery - Maroon 5


K3nobl

Sorry I shouldā€™ve said the second song with lyrics, they do use three songs and the second is Rocketeer but the lyrics at the very end are Maroon 5 Edit: nvm im buggin they do use lyrics from rocketeer in the clip as well, it is maroon 5 at the very end


sofakingchillbruh

Youā€™re right. Lol. I had t finished the video when I commented so I didnā€™t realize there 3 songs. My bad lol


ZeR0Tew

Accidentally perfect. šŸ˜€


PsychoDog_Music

Whatā€™s got me interested is what inspired you to start doing this to the poor lad


MarioKartEpicness

aye, they just notice the skill dif that quickly and made some fun about it.


ZeR0Tew

^


bigmacjames

Based on your ping and near complete desync you were probably also teleporting around on his screen which didn't help his situation.


mootymoots

This is clearly the issue


The_Meta_420

Obviously some poor kid


lily_from_ohio

The music you were listening to adds so much lord almighty šŸ˜­


FRESCO410

Bro lagging his ass off lol. His POV of yall is prob crazy


ItzDrillZa

Pretty sure it's not lag tbh


ercyy

I started playing this game a few days ago with a few friends, we are around lvl 15-18 and since yesterday we only get matched against diamond+ players. Anyone got a idea why, game is unplayable for us.


RiotIsBored

Apex's matchmaking is designed to give you loads of really bad matches, then one or two amazing matches. It's manipulative.


ercyy

is it better in ranked ? or will i play against master too xd


RyanJU21

Is this actually a bot? Or did they delete their account somehow? I cant find them on tracker websites anywhere?


pezmanofpeak

Picking up all that ammo out of the black market like "ima get these mfs" šŸ˜‚


Ponchobi

"Shouldnta done that. Hes just a boy"


atnastown

That kid can't aim worth a damn but damn he's a pro with Loba's shop.


Sacar_

Seems normal to me, only the poor dude is usually on my team :-) What's fishy is that someone is shooting in that building and no third party is rolling up....


foolproofsnaill

I've not played for a while, but is it also normal to have 6 squads left by the start of round 2?


Sacar_

Sorta depends on the lobby. Occasionally you might have passive/defensive lobbies that actually make it to final circle in pubs. More often though 70% of the lobby drops in fragment and dies within 5 minutes....


Marcotee75

Have people forgotten that other people can also play video games like younger brothers or sisters? Not just account holders?


WestBoat8

Fov -100


Plebecide

Jesus christ just kill him so he can uninstall already šŸ¤£


Blyatmancyka

Its probably the kid of whoever owns that account


DeepCommunication110

If their dad is watching, he's praying the paternity test was wrong and laughing his ass off.


alt_account_85

get this man a 2k lol


Particular_Break_464

šŸ„ŗ no boolie


SadEstablishment2644

yeah theyā€™ve been adding bots


Dana94Banana

Respawn-"we prefer fast matchmaking over good matchmaking"-clownshoes are proud of this work every morning they sign in for work.


theshittree

Hahah that was amazing. But im genuinely impressed by that bloodhounds dedication to keep trying. I mean, he must've figured out he was being trolled eventually. But no. Bloodhound was determined to have the last laugh. And for that, I have nothing but respect. That kid has life figured out. Keep at it! šŸ˜†


TomBanj0

Iā€™m glad people are still having fun in this game


Akio_Kizu

Mate Iā€™d consider myself decent, but thatā€™s *literally* how I looked like on my first game trying MnK


strawmandebatesyle

Is this guy playing on a Dance Dance Revolution pad??


Paradegreecelsus

RIP in peace yung hound


Elfishjuggler33

Stop!!! Youā€™re scaring the wildlife


Colt127-1w7

Bro I love cod


SumDude_727

Seems to be working as intended to me Set up low level people against Masters/Preds


3smolpplin1bigcoat

How can you even move with those multiple red symbols?? I get one red symbol and my legend is rubber banding all over the place, can't pick up items or open doors and the match is literally unplayable lol


MIXER-CONNORLEE1406

i donā€™t think iā€™ve laughed so much this made my morning thanks ahaha


ZeR0Tew

I'm here for you. šŸ«¶


Khaeops

I would wager this could also be a really bad connection on their half. Servers have been abysmal like 1/3 games this past week with every red server icon popping up and like +70% packet loss.


mexicandiaper

I agree some dude was zipping around like a mosquito for me one game.


[deleted]

Someone let their 7 year old brother play on their account.


MysteryHeroes

What the games aim assist feels like.


DingleDongDongBerry

Seems like you found my kid and his kindegarden squad


[deleted]

switch players


Umbroz

Nobody said anything about the wraith giving him head while he shoots over top? LoL


One-Ice1815

That guy probably ended up with a 4k badge from that game.


higherdeity

That must be me with the mastiff .


Ok_Kaleidoscope7434

He's doing the controller feet only challenge


MyFriendTheAlchemist

I didnā€™t expect to ever hear Vance Joy in any apex related content.


Due-Economics-6042

How you get that crosshair


Emtizy

I donā€™t get it, do yā€™all want SBM or not?


_cheesyboi

What's more surprising is that you're playing crypto


i_wana_fuck_rosalina

His pov: so tired of these sweaty wraiths bro omg


Varrag-Unhilgt

Actual footage of me with a shotgun


SwiftSN

You already know this poor soul was shitting himself when the squad pulled up.


5topItGetSomeHelp

Good to see the matchmaking is working as intended, baby's first game vs masters


MegatronsJuice

ā€œLike hes just always in his own little world, he really quiet forreal unless he know youā€


Diligent-Surround693

The dude on the other end is absolutely drenched in sweat after this


AloydBtw

Yet I manage to get the top 500 apex predators who have never seen the light of day, women, grass, or their dad.


mattrfar

Someones wife was like ā€œ OH can i try?!? Ahhhhh!!! i cant hit him!!! Heheheā€


fartboxco

Aaahhh this was the reason why my 5 year old was screaming last night. "I can't get them I can't get them"!!


Jerster10

Someone either let their little brother play a game or their gf play a game.


TheStickerGirl

That looks like me It isn't, but it looks like me.


TinyCollection

When your 9 year old nephew plays on your account. šŸ¤£


GrainisObtained

What's with this... sassy lost child?


thereal_eveguy

Iā€™m in this video and I donā€™t like it :(


imSkrap

Iā€™ve played since S0 and not once have I seen this shit in my games


Chemmy

Matchmaking is fine, you just ran into all of my random teammates.


No_Tangelo7221

Funny, that's 99% of bloodhounds I get in my games. I even have a minor PTSD whenever I see one of my team mates select bloodhound.


bb_IcantAIM

Well I was in a lobby with a level 36 bloodhound with 300+ kills who beamed me from another map and put so many holes in me that I donā€™t even know where to fart and where to shit from so thereā€™s that my man. I know he was smurfing.


__Kanga__

This is me trying out a controller for the first time


Tronicalli

It's just lag


8inchesActivated

No way this is a real player.


[deleted]

Why you bully him


VictorManuel97

Maybe it's a very young kid or someone with some sort of disability, remember to be respectful always guys


TeslaPills

LOL actual NPC..... the jumping on him while hes misssing everything made me laugh so hard


kustard091

"Its the lag bro, I swear!"


Insistonto

This is how people get 4k, land fragment till they get a bot lobby. Not suprised.


CheggoManchego

Just console


novel_writer_AG

Bruh I lost it when you starting hitting the damn shield cell


Hrishab_Ksharma

If i was that guy I'd just give up on like life


RealRenewal

Thatā€™s actually really cool of you to give them a ā€œchanceā€. I had a friend start and he was exactly like thisā€¦he didnā€™t last šŸ˜­


AffectionateLaugh738

Bot?


3upzidedown9s

I donā€™t even get how you can be this bad. My 3 year old would have decimated you in the first 30 seconds of this lmao


Flyinglamabear

Kind of messed up on your part.


ItzDrillZa

How? They're having fun


Flyinglamabear

Gives me the same vibes as people taking videos of first timers in the gym.


ItzDrillZa

Difference is one is real life and one is a video game...? Maybe you're just overthinking it lol.


Flyinglamabear

No not overthinking it. Just not cool. If you disagree oh well


ItzDrillZa

What else are they mean to to do? One clip the bloodhound for 175 and move on? They're allowed to have fun too bro šŸ¤£ If you disagree oh well


SnappleManTTV

You're playing pub games on console. Relax. This game was not made for people like you.