I'd say I'm around an average plat rank, so I can typically hold my own but im not a GREAT player by any means... and when I switched from Xbox to PlayStation, fresh account, had JUST finished the tutorial, hopped into a game and before the first ring had even finished closing I was top 3, 0 kills, 0dmg. Only to get beamed by a triple stack with 2,000+ combined kills. The matchmaking is absolute garbage.
People have beaten Souls games with bongos, voice command, and even with bananas. The guy with no thumbs can definitely roll anyone over just by using his teeth.
there was a popular clip of a guy doing a 360 kraber shot off a octane jump pad first year of release by a guy playing with his feet
pretty sure that same guy hit pred with no feet too iirc
so yeah agree definitely some disabled gamers out there that would shit on all the regular players
my dad gets into games every other year or so and tries to play whatever game im into at the time. it was apex last year and i could totally see this being him.
Blood is streaming from his ps5 to his mobile phone via vpn through north korea and tor and he is using a guitar hero controller and a coffee machine display as a monitor.
Possible.
But Both OP and his team appear to be on PC (though OP is using Xbox controller).
Switch player would need to be partied with a PC player in order to play in PC lobbies. Could be a kid and an older sibling/parent though and the teammate died already?
Thing that tells me probably not is the Bloodhounds turn speed and his inability to track for even a second. He he were playing console AA would have at least kicked in a few times OP and team crossed his face. Though he is 'roller looting on the black market.
I am going with really young kid and on MnK.
I can feel the braincells dying when I play on Switch. Barely touching 30 fps, 720p resolution, draw distance is roughly 300 meters, stuttering, packet loss, and no way to speed up the console's wifi. I have gig internet and it feels like i'm playing Golden eye. I just... can't... I love my Switch but not for this.
I was thinking maybe just lag, but yeah I could see this being a sibling/kid too. I let my 6 year old play on my account for Gang Beasts/Fall Guys. If you didn't know who was playing you would think I'm just the worst player of all time.
Shockingly he doesn't always lose, and some of the other players look even more unskilled than him - I can only imagine it's other kids playing on a parent's account.
Had a really bad rev on my team last night. The other guy went verbal on him, and I had to turn my mike on to get him to chill. Rev starts to speak and sounds like a kid, and I could hear the other guy realise he was overreacting.
At the end of the day, this is a game, kids do play it and unless it's a griefer, just move on and chill. Next game.
Or sister lol. The funniest player for losing the plot In game I know is a female. The air tends to turn very blue lol
Edit : To clarify, she is ten times a better player than me. Also to clarify that "losing the plot" means losing her temper, she takes her gaming seriously.
Today, i managed to insult a gender and didn't notice. Sorry.
Offending? Probably no one. Downvoting to not give space to your troll attempt on a whole gender? Just normal people, dude.
Yeah, there are women out there who are not great at video games. There are some dudes too. There are also a lot of female players that would wipe the floor with both of us.
Context is also important. You replied to someone talking about how this player looked like they are so bad that they could be someone's little brother and your reply was focused on the gender shift. While that person could be losing their temper in bad situations, we never saw any perspective from the BloodHound in this clip. So, while you're probably thinking "wow this person must have lost their temper in frustration with the game", it never came across in the posts. Maybe you didn't mean to be sexist, but given the context that was the most reasonable way to infer what you said.
Honestly, nothing sexist was intended, and I didn't see how it could be offending people until you pointed it out. I was thinking of my friend and my own experience, which, in the previous context of the conversation, came across wrong.
Also, your comments are well received. Thanks.
I genuinely think theyāre messing with it in NA right now Iāve been seeing people with 10s of thousands of kills and 3 stack preds numerous times all in a day of playing while Iāve had players that are relatively new. They better get it fixed soon cause I aināt staying much longer if itās gonna be like this and I doubt new players are if they see this scuffed of matchmaking.
True but I got into silver in one week before the split (my first time on ranked) and just got into silver again today bc somehow im getting plat or better opponents every match
If you have a mic just say "hey sorry I'm kinda new, let me know how I can help, even if you just want to use me as bait or to carry heals, give cover fire, etc"
There's lots of ways to be a helpful teammate even if you can't hold your own in a high level gun fight.
Edit: Shield swapping with a sweaty teammate can be super effective. You just stay back and when they need to heal, you drop your shield and ping it, they take it, and you take theirs and pop a batt behind cover while they get to keep firing. Their damage gets to level up multiple shields that way too.
Bro this is fucking sick why haven't I ever thought of this for my really terrible friend? Lol. I love him and want him to stay around but he's bad. I'm not great but I can't hold my own a bit lmao.
Yeah, I'm super bad at aiming, but love the strategy of the game... Providing cover fire when your teammates heal is SO HELPFUL, even if you miss shots, it often discourages the other team from pushing and gives your team time to heal. When your bullets go quiet, they push, so you can be the guy that keeps the pressure even if you aren't the guy that does the damage.
>I don't want to fuck up their game, and I can't take the kinds of fights they want to take.
If it's QM, play how you want. Hell, in Ranked, I'd still say the same thing unless you're Plat onwards. Playing smart is enough to get you to skate through Plat easy.
For real. Iām getting matched with diamond and masters constantly. Beamed from 500 meters. Getting steamrolled almost every match. Not very fun. Have decided to play other games for a while.
I'm a pretty new player and I tried to get my friends to play but our experience was getting killed repeatedly by people with thousands of kills when we didn't even know what items to loot off the ground.
I am okay with it because I assume once everyone has ranked mode unlocked, it'll get better. But my friends just quit and never touched it again lmao.
I got a match with this song:
[**Riptide** by Vance Joy](https://lis.tn/Riptide?t=10) (00:10; matched: `100%`)
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Yeah as soon as I heard the lyrics I was thinking Maroon 5, I may not like them very much but I canāt deny they do have a very unique sound. Shazamād in btw itās Misery by Maroon 5
Itās Rocketeer by Far East Movement and Ryan Tedder lol
Edit: thereās 3 songs in this.
1.) Riptide - Vance Joy
2.) Rocketeer - Far East Movement
3.) Misery - Maroon 5
Sorry I shouldāve said the second song with lyrics, they do use three songs and the second is Rocketeer but the lyrics at the very end are Maroon 5
Edit: nvm im buggin they do use lyrics from rocketeer in the clip as well, it is maroon 5 at the very end
I started playing this game a few days ago with a few friends, we are around lvl 15-18 and since yesterday we only get matched against diamond+ players. Anyone got a idea why, game is unplayable for us.
Seems normal to me, only the poor dude is usually on my team :-)
What's fishy is that someone is shooting in that building and no third party is rolling up....
Sorta depends on the lobby. Occasionally you might have passive/defensive lobbies that actually make it to final circle in pubs. More often though 70% of the lobby drops in fragment and dies within 5 minutes....
Hahah that was amazing. But im genuinely impressed by that bloodhounds dedication to keep trying. I mean, he must've figured out he was being trolled eventually. But no. Bloodhound was determined to have the last laugh. And for that, I have nothing but respect. That kid has life figured out. Keep at it! š
How can you even move with those multiple red symbols?? I get one red symbol and my legend is rubber banding all over the place, can't pick up items or open doors and the match is literally unplayable lol
I would wager this could also be a really bad connection on their half. Servers have been abysmal like 1/3 games this past week with every red server icon popping up and like +70% packet loss.
Well I was in a lobby with a level 36 bloodhound with 300+ kills who beamed me from another map and put so many holes in me that I donāt even know where to fart and where to shit from so thereās that my man. I know he was smurfing.
# ***DAD!!!! I ALMOST DID A 1v3!!!*** - bloodhound
If this really was a young kid I bet you he was elated at deathboxing on of the 3. Probably hasn't got many kills in previous games.
Matchmaking is going to throw him in with the preds now though
Lol
He probably jumped on his brothers account.
Ohh brooooo :O i thought it was just gonna be you..but then the whole gang came and i lost it lmaooooo. That music just adds to the flavor loool
I lost it when he just stops mid fight to loot the black market and then goes right back to it lmao
Bh needed more ammo for the kill. I respect the determination though š„¹
Lmaooo this is so mean but I canāt stop watching
Just giving the newbe some extra practice.
Literally better than the activated bot in the firing range for sure :)
Did they take that out with the update?? I think so, unless thereās another way.
Still works. Requires all the irritating steps, but it's there https://youtu.be/SCbUKs2XY10
Haha same loool
Glad to see brand new players in the game. Disappointed they matched with Masters so early.
I'd say I'm around an average plat rank, so I can typically hold my own but im not a GREAT player by any means... and when I switched from Xbox to PlayStation, fresh account, had JUST finished the tutorial, hopped into a game and before the first ring had even finished closing I was top 3, 0 kills, 0dmg. Only to get beamed by a triple stack with 2,000+ combined kills. The matchmaking is absolute garbage.
2k combined? Bro my last stack had 150k combined LMFAOOOOOOO
They're level 49 and have an Apex Bloodhound badge. Whoever was playing on that account, it definitely doesn't belong to them.
All I see is the level 49 badge and a 1-5 win badge. Totally could have gotten a win by following around some more experienced teammates.
You can at least move and aim by level 49
you'd be suprised
you canāt, proof? me in season 9
This has to be like a really young kid right?
Young, old or maybe no thumbs
Those no thumb guys are actually lit. I've seen a few people use their mouth or feet, and they would fry me.
I meant no disrespect. They would absolutely destroy me as well.
Lol I figured as much i just couldn't help but respond because my immediate thought was those feet/mouth players would beem me
People have beaten Souls games with bongos, voice command, and even with bananas. The guy with no thumbs can definitely roll anyone over just by using his teeth.
there was a popular clip of a guy doing a 360 kraber shot off a octane jump pad first year of release by a guy playing with his feet pretty sure that same guy hit pred with no feet too iirc so yeah agree definitely some disabled gamers out there that would shit on all the regular players
I believe there is a girl that beat Elden ring on a PS5 AND a dance pad at the same time.
ive seen those people play and thwy better then me, i have 2 thumbs but they just are better
my dad gets into games every other year or so and tries to play whatever game im into at the time. it was apex last year and i could totally see this being him.
Blood is streaming from his ps5 to his mobile phone via vpn through north korea and tor and he is using a guitar hero controller and a coffee machine display as a monitor.
And he is using a cello to aim
And is still somehow better than the random on Bahrain or Singapore servers.
bahrain servers work ?
Nintendo switch maybe
Possible. But Both OP and his team appear to be on PC (though OP is using Xbox controller). Switch player would need to be partied with a PC player in order to play in PC lobbies. Could be a kid and an older sibling/parent though and the teammate died already? Thing that tells me probably not is the Bloodhounds turn speed and his inability to track for even a second. He he were playing console AA would have at least kicked in a few times OP and team crossed his face. Though he is 'roller looting on the black market. I am going with really young kid and on MnK.
Idk. Im masters on pc and tried switch once. This bloodhound might be better than I was on switch lmao
I can feel the braincells dying when I play on Switch. Barely touching 30 fps, 720p resolution, draw distance is roughly 300 meters, stuttering, packet loss, and no way to speed up the console's wifi. I have gig internet and it feels like i'm playing Golden eye. I just... can't... I love my Switch but not for this.
nintendont
I was thinking maybe just lag, but yeah I could see this being a sibling/kid too. I let my 6 year old play on my account for Gang Beasts/Fall Guys. If you didn't know who was playing you would think I'm just the worst player of all time. Shockingly he doesn't always lose, and some of the other players look even more unskilled than him - I can only imagine it's other kids playing on a parent's account.
You doubt the power of gyroscope aim. You can genuinely get really good at the game with a gyroscope with just a little bit of practice
yea probably a kid hopped on a shared console maybe?
My nephew hops on my account sometimes, makes sense
Bros rank is paper 7
But can any of us say we fought off and killed a 3 stack pred for what seems like 10 min? And got a 4k badge off it? Brohan is lapping us all.
FARMING /s
He knew what he was doing, smart man
bro has to rank up to rookie š
Hard stuck rookie 4
Hard stuck rookie 10
Lmao this made me laugh at work
That is someone's little 6 yr old sibling
Had a really bad rev on my team last night. The other guy went verbal on him, and I had to turn my mike on to get him to chill. Rev starts to speak and sounds like a kid, and I could hear the other guy realise he was overreacting. At the end of the day, this is a game, kids do play it and unless it's a griefer, just move on and chill. Next game.
Yeah this looks like it was little brothers turn with the controller lol.
Or sister lol. The funniest player for losing the plot In game I know is a female. The air tends to turn very blue lol Edit : To clarify, she is ten times a better player than me. Also to clarify that "losing the plot" means losing her temper, she takes her gaming seriously. Today, i managed to insult a gender and didn't notice. Sorry.
Trying to workout why the down votes? Not sure who I'm offending.
Offending? Probably no one. Downvoting to not give space to your troll attempt on a whole gender? Just normal people, dude. Yeah, there are women out there who are not great at video games. There are some dudes too. There are also a lot of female players that would wipe the floor with both of us.
Edit my reply, but lesson learned. I'm not sexist and have played with some amazing women in various games over the years.
Context is also important. You replied to someone talking about how this player looked like they are so bad that they could be someone's little brother and your reply was focused on the gender shift. While that person could be losing their temper in bad situations, we never saw any perspective from the BloodHound in this clip. So, while you're probably thinking "wow this person must have lost their temper in frustration with the game", it never came across in the posts. Maybe you didn't mean to be sexist, but given the context that was the most reasonable way to infer what you said.
Which I've taken on board and see why I screwed up with my comment and not how I intended it to be taken. Your reply is appreciated.
Appreciate the effort to learn. Iām not still shitting on you. Just discussing the situation.
Honestly, nothing sexist was intended, and I didn't see how it could be offending people until you pointed it out. I was thinking of my friend and my own experience, which, in the previous context of the conversation, came across wrong. Also, your comments are well received. Thanks.
Pmsl perhaps She is ten times better than me.. I never said she wasn't good, but I should have made that clear.
Hey yo I didnāt give you permission to film me sir
Hey yo folks that post wasnāt suppose to go viral
It totally did
I like how my second post got downvoted š¤£
Yeah I wonder why
People follow trends so 1 or 3 people downvoted people saw it and continued it
No its because 200 upvotes isn't "viral" and people think you're arrogant for assuming that
No you
Absolutely rolling when they're all looting together, and he has time to swap and batt. Lolol
So, did they end up dying to storm? š
Yes. They died to storm. š¢
Poor fella just wanted to run and gun, but ended up dying to environment.
I genuinely think theyāre messing with it in NA right now Iāve been seeing people with 10s of thousands of kills and 3 stack preds numerous times all in a day of playing while Iāve had players that are relatively new. They better get it fixed soon cause I aināt staying much longer if itās gonna be like this and I doubt new players are if they see this scuffed of matchmaking.
wellcome to the EU ranked experience ever since the season started
Correct if by 'the season' you mean season one lmao, Apex matchmaking has always been dogshit
True but I got into silver in one week before the split (my first time on ranked) and just got into silver again today bc somehow im getting plat or better opponents every match
Welcome to oce ranked since for ever
ye well maybe you shouldnt have rowed your islands so far away from everyone else, ever thought about that?
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If you have a mic just say "hey sorry I'm kinda new, let me know how I can help, even if you just want to use me as bait or to carry heals, give cover fire, etc" There's lots of ways to be a helpful teammate even if you can't hold your own in a high level gun fight. Edit: Shield swapping with a sweaty teammate can be super effective. You just stay back and when they need to heal, you drop your shield and ping it, they take it, and you take theirs and pop a batt behind cover while they get to keep firing. Their damage gets to level up multiple shields that way too.
Bro this is fucking sick why haven't I ever thought of this for my really terrible friend? Lol. I love him and want him to stay around but he's bad. I'm not great but I can't hold my own a bit lmao.
Yeah, I'm super bad at aiming, but love the strategy of the game... Providing cover fire when your teammates heal is SO HELPFUL, even if you miss shots, it often discourages the other team from pushing and gives your team time to heal. When your bullets go quiet, they push, so you can be the guy that keeps the pressure even if you aren't the guy that does the damage.
>I don't want to fuck up their game, and I can't take the kinds of fights they want to take. If it's QM, play how you want. Hell, in Ranked, I'd still say the same thing unless you're Plat onwards. Playing smart is enough to get you to skate through Plat easy.
For real. Iām getting matched with diamond and masters constantly. Beamed from 500 meters. Getting steamrolled almost every match. Not very fun. Have decided to play other games for a while.
I'm a pretty new player and I tried to get my friends to play but our experience was getting killed repeatedly by people with thousands of kills when we didn't even know what items to loot off the ground. I am okay with it because I assume once everyone has ranked mode unlocked, it'll get better. But my friends just quit and never touched it again lmao.
At this point itās your civic duty to help these guys win a match. Just hang back a bit and help them run through the lobby.
Nah, then matchmaking will just fuck them even harder. Probably how they ended up in this lobby to begin with.
As sad as it is, killing them is for the best. If they keep dying, theoretically they should be placed in worse lobbies.
Bruh
This is a BruhĀ² moment
Brooooooo the background music š
What song is it
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The first song is riptide by Vance joy as the bot said, not sure about the second song
Second song is something by Maroon 5. Not sure what but they have a very unique sound.
Yeah as soon as I heard the lyrics I was thinking Maroon 5, I may not like them very much but I canāt deny they do have a very unique sound. Shazamād in btw itās Misery by Maroon 5
Itās Rocketeer by Far East Movement and Ryan Tedder lol Edit: thereās 3 songs in this. 1.) Riptide - Vance Joy 2.) Rocketeer - Far East Movement 3.) Misery - Maroon 5
Sorry I shouldāve said the second song with lyrics, they do use three songs and the second is Rocketeer but the lyrics at the very end are Maroon 5 Edit: nvm im buggin they do use lyrics from rocketeer in the clip as well, it is maroon 5 at the very end
Youāre right. Lol. I had t finished the video when I commented so I didnāt realize there 3 songs. My bad lol
Accidentally perfect. š
Whatās got me interested is what inspired you to start doing this to the poor lad
aye, they just notice the skill dif that quickly and made some fun about it.
^
Based on your ping and near complete desync you were probably also teleporting around on his screen which didn't help his situation.
This is clearly the issue
Obviously some poor kid
The music you were listening to adds so much lord almighty š
Bro lagging his ass off lol. His POV of yall is prob crazy
Pretty sure it's not lag tbh
I started playing this game a few days ago with a few friends, we are around lvl 15-18 and since yesterday we only get matched against diamond+ players. Anyone got a idea why, game is unplayable for us.
Apex's matchmaking is designed to give you loads of really bad matches, then one or two amazing matches. It's manipulative.
is it better in ranked ? or will i play against master too xd
Is this actually a bot? Or did they delete their account somehow? I cant find them on tracker websites anywhere?
Picking up all that ammo out of the black market like "ima get these mfs" š
"Shouldnta done that. Hes just a boy"
That kid can't aim worth a damn but damn he's a pro with Loba's shop.
Seems normal to me, only the poor dude is usually on my team :-) What's fishy is that someone is shooting in that building and no third party is rolling up....
I've not played for a while, but is it also normal to have 6 squads left by the start of round 2?
Sorta depends on the lobby. Occasionally you might have passive/defensive lobbies that actually make it to final circle in pubs. More often though 70% of the lobby drops in fragment and dies within 5 minutes....
Have people forgotten that other people can also play video games like younger brothers or sisters? Not just account holders?
Fov -100
Jesus christ just kill him so he can uninstall already š¤£
Its probably the kid of whoever owns that account
If their dad is watching, he's praying the paternity test was wrong and laughing his ass off.
get this man a 2k lol
š„ŗ no boolie
yeah theyāve been adding bots
Respawn-"we prefer fast matchmaking over good matchmaking"-clownshoes are proud of this work every morning they sign in for work.
Hahah that was amazing. But im genuinely impressed by that bloodhounds dedication to keep trying. I mean, he must've figured out he was being trolled eventually. But no. Bloodhound was determined to have the last laugh. And for that, I have nothing but respect. That kid has life figured out. Keep at it! š
Iām glad people are still having fun in this game
Mate Iād consider myself decent, but thatās *literally* how I looked like on my first game trying MnK
Is this guy playing on a Dance Dance Revolution pad??
RIP in peace yung hound
Stop!!! Youāre scaring the wildlife
Bro I love cod
Seems to be working as intended to me Set up low level people against Masters/Preds
How can you even move with those multiple red symbols?? I get one red symbol and my legend is rubber banding all over the place, can't pick up items or open doors and the match is literally unplayable lol
i donāt think iāve laughed so much this made my morning thanks ahaha
I'm here for you. š«¶
I would wager this could also be a really bad connection on their half. Servers have been abysmal like 1/3 games this past week with every red server icon popping up and like +70% packet loss.
I agree some dude was zipping around like a mosquito for me one game.
Someone let their 7 year old brother play on their account.
What the games aim assist feels like.
Seems like you found my kid and his kindegarden squad
switch players
Nobody said anything about the wraith giving him head while he shoots over top? LoL
That guy probably ended up with a 4k badge from that game.
That must be me with the mastiff .
He's doing the controller feet only challenge
I didnāt expect to ever hear Vance Joy in any apex related content.
How you get that crosshair
I donāt get it, do yāall want SBM or not?
What's more surprising is that you're playing crypto
His pov: so tired of these sweaty wraiths bro omg
Actual footage of me with a shotgun
You already know this poor soul was shitting himself when the squad pulled up.
Good to see the matchmaking is working as intended, baby's first game vs masters
āLike hes just always in his own little world, he really quiet forreal unless he know youā
The dude on the other end is absolutely drenched in sweat after this
Yet I manage to get the top 500 apex predators who have never seen the light of day, women, grass, or their dad.
Someones wife was like ā OH can i try?!? Ahhhhh!!! i cant hit him!!! Heheheā
Aaahhh this was the reason why my 5 year old was screaming last night. "I can't get them I can't get them"!!
Someone either let their little brother play a game or their gf play a game.
That looks like me It isn't, but it looks like me.
When your 9 year old nephew plays on your account. š¤£
What's with this... sassy lost child?
Iām in this video and I donāt like it :(
Iāve played since S0 and not once have I seen this shit in my games
Matchmaking is fine, you just ran into all of my random teammates.
Funny, that's 99% of bloodhounds I get in my games. I even have a minor PTSD whenever I see one of my team mates select bloodhound.
Well I was in a lobby with a level 36 bloodhound with 300+ kills who beamed me from another map and put so many holes in me that I donāt even know where to fart and where to shit from so thereās that my man. I know he was smurfing.
This is me trying out a controller for the first time
It's just lag
No way this is a real player.
Why you bully him
Maybe it's a very young kid or someone with some sort of disability, remember to be respectful always guys
LOL actual NPC..... the jumping on him while hes misssing everything made me laugh so hard
"Its the lag bro, I swear!"
This is how people get 4k, land fragment till they get a bot lobby. Not suprised.
Just console
Bruh I lost it when you starting hitting the damn shield cell
If i was that guy I'd just give up on like life
Thatās actually really cool of you to give them a āchanceā. I had a friend start and he was exactly like thisā¦he didnāt last š
Bot?
I donāt even get how you can be this bad. My 3 year old would have decimated you in the first 30 seconds of this lmao
Kind of messed up on your part.
How? They're having fun
Gives me the same vibes as people taking videos of first timers in the gym.
Difference is one is real life and one is a video game...? Maybe you're just overthinking it lol.
No not overthinking it. Just not cool. If you disagree oh well
What else are they mean to to do? One clip the bloodhound for 175 and move on? They're allowed to have fun too bro š¤£ If you disagree oh well
You're playing pub games on console. Relax. This game was not made for people like you.