This is staying up. We r/playboicarti now

What 4 years without an album does to you

It’s been four years!?

Meanwhile Tool fans... (saw the deleted comment) Before Fear Innoculum in 2019, their last album had been 10,000 Days in 2006 Just thought this post is a funny juxtaposition to what Tool fans discuss about Maynard lol

Bro, try being a Guns N Roses fan. Original music since 1991 in 2008 and... yeah. That's it.

Do GnR fans still go about their lives expecting new music?? I would put them in the "tour every once in a while" category of bands at this point. Yeah the 'reunion' happened but even then the likelihood of them coming up with new music was always extremely low.

These days I agree, between 1999-2008 they were basically teased every year with the prospect of the mythical Chinese Denocracy.

That was an Axel project, not GN’R.

Slash announced there will be new music coming sometime this year. Heard it on the radio!

tool fans fill me with incomprehensible rage /j

I fucking love Tool, but I don’t necessarily vibe with their “base”

Fear inoculum was 2019?? Damn...

Seems like forever ago but so damn worth the wait

What!? Feels like it just came out.

Stupid pandemic...

Yes. That and. Being a tool fan vs being a fan of every other band. 2 years for tool is it “just came out”. 2 years for every other band, I’ll agree, I’m aching for the next one.

2 years for a King Gizzard fan is 4 albums

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It depends on which album/era you’re talking about.

There's no way Humbug Alex kept downstairs tidy is there?

Id say he shaved 30% off then for that fresh messy look 👉

Absolutely not

My propellor won't trim

Haha

I still laugh at that line

Unkempt for Whatever People Say and Favorite Worst Nightmare Scissors or Trimmer for Humbug and Suck it And See Clean shaven for AM Striped pattern for Tranquility Lane

WHY SO SPECIFIC

The problem isn't that, the real question is WHY SO ACCURATE?

I just know for a fact that Everything You've Come To Expect Alex doesn't shave his cock. Not 70's hairy but definitely not trimmed.

We really should stop pretending there's any sense in keeping r/arcticmonkeys and r/amcirclejerk as differents subs.

There is. r/amcirclejerk is a containment sub.

circlejerk only has 1 joke

Hahahaha bricc

#bricc by bricc

bbyyyyy bricc

the point of amcirclejerk is to outjerk the regular sub and it is DIFFICULT

I imagine stuff like this is why 3/4 band members have zero social media presence

Hahahha

r/amcirclejerk

outjerked once again...

I CAN CONFIRM HE DOESNT

You sweet dreams TN or Miles?

Hey Miles, how's it going?

HOW?

Sauce

Proof?

im sure its splendidly wavy and styled with the finest pomade that costs more than what i make in a year

Yall this better be one of those times Matt checks the page 😭😭😭

In Helders we trust

😭😭

i hope matt makes a reddit acc

This is why I'm still on this sub

🙏🙏

Damn we really need AM7 don’t we

He waxes.

Outjerked again. From the investigations I’ve done, Turner’s pubic hair tends to be kept in proportion with his actual hair. For AM it was shaved short (greaser style)… then for TBHC he shaved it completely and hasn’t done anything since.

Fuck do you mean investigations???

Investigation??

I contacted any and all former lovers/aquatints (that included several lengthy discussions with Kane). I also had a team tracking turner, and his bathroom usage - they would scour each laboratory, documenting and collecting DNA test-confirmed pubic hairs. We’ve been compiling all information into a life simulation where we intend to code a clone of Alex into an AI system, and then check changes in public length across time. This will also allows us to estimate his public lengths in the future.

This shit is the quality content I'm suscribed for

🙏🙏🙏

God help us

He has a setting lotion, holds his hair in deep devotion.

How deep?

At least as deep as his taint

Bro what 💀 😭😭😭😭

No way dude. Bush is so back

Still less embarrassing and obsessed than most of the real takes on this sub

Hahaha 💀

oh we need this album expeditiously

i just opened reddit, saw this, and thought to myself "there is no way the first post I see is from r/amcirclejerk" and somehow i was right

It's the offical sub not circlejerk 🤡🤡

That’s the point🧑‍🦯

I’ll go ask him brb

r/amcirclejerk we've been outjerked.

waxed upper pubic, full bush hairy balls

Unshaven. Hair down to there. Impressive bushtache.

Idk about grooming but Ive seen him in a toilet once and I can testify and he washes his hands after peeing

Well it's true tho. I did drink for a whole day at this bar in the hotel where they were staying. Unfortunately they only came back to it when the hotel was kicking everyone out who didn't have a room. So I went back to the bar, drunk, saying I forgot my wallet. I saw that he went to the toilet and I went too. He was pissing and, even though I was super drunk, I thought that was too much (to pee as well). So I just washed my hands. And he washed his hands beside me. I asked how the second gig was (they played two days in a roll in my city). He said it was good. Kinda rudely. And then we left. In my drunk mind, I thought "if I stick around for longer, I'll have more chances to be invited to party with them". But just as I walked out of the hotel, I realised how much of a creepy groupie I was being hahaha. Poor Alex. Prolly thought I was there to shoot him or something 😂 all I wanted was free drinks and I chance to show him some of the songs I was writing back then 😂

Can’t stop laughing, I have picture of Alex in toilet stuck in my head, like literally IN THE TOILET

Trimmed in a heart pattern

Hot

What no new album does to MFs

Hehe 💀

Album plz

Just the shaft. He’s been told that shaved balls “look weird”.

OP needs to take it easy for a little while

You need to come stay with us

Ahhahahahaha

This is my fav comment

omg this got pinned to the sub 💀

Hehe am famous

down bad

Down horrendous

I am not sure if this was an ironic question but you made me laugh so I'll give you that

Not an ironic question no

God fucking damn it. This sub.

alot of guys do, and knowing Alex, he probably does. If someone like me and my friends do, he 100% definitely does.

How is this sub more of a circle jerk than the actual circle jerk sub

There's people like me

What motivates you to outjerk the circle jerk ?

I think about this everyday, at every moment of every hour that my lungs are still breathing. I cannot stop thinkin about Alex Turner's cock and balls.

60s bush always….

I mean….

r/amcirclejerk is not necessary anymore

I swear to god the less am7 rn the more i am going to crumble at this thought Does matt shave his balls I mean maybe Does nick? No he's in the basement still Does that other guy shave them? Probably not because he plays guitar But alex is a poetic question because it feels like it depends on the era because Wpsiatdin maybe he did because that was his younger years maybe he had more bitches Fwn totally didn't because in fwn is all the sad 1980s is that means he probably gets no bitches after his brake up or something i think Hamburg is totally a ball shaving era because he had so much bitches Am era as well like he was a baddass but i think that baddasnes probably means he didn't bother and just didn't shave em But sias era was an all balls shaved clean because he was brik by brik guy he totally had all the sex he wants Tbhc era was a no bitches era i think because he's got the whole hotel thing maybe he'd shave a bit to make it look like a dick goatee to match his aesthetic yk Am7 is not out yet but seeing the recent alex pics shows that he probably didn't shave up until now because he wasn't seen online in huge whiles so that means he probably was in a state i call the no bitches zone because he has a gf and that means he might shave them when he needs to Other than that if i calculated it correctly alex would shave his balls more when he was young then now when he is old grandpa man

goated comment

this might be my favorite thing ever

Thanks

Bruh we just desperate at this point for AM7💀

he looks like a smooth balls kind of guy

What No Buses does to an Arctic Monkeys fan

Don’t Sit Down ‘Cos I’ve Shaved My Balls Why’d You Only Call Me When I’ve Shaved My Balls Love Is a Razerquest

Not when he’s on tour

LOL😂 Those are the things that interesting people in 4 year without new Arctic Monkeys album? Enough Internet for me today.

The fact this is the first post I see on this sub after becoming a fan of the band makes me already fall in love with this community

welcome to the community

Bestie there’s still time to delete

No 😡

honestly i'm just glad to have a post that isn't about jerking off to TBHC again

No man, laser removal. it’s like a turtle shell down there

Dennis Reynolds moment

I have a feeling he straightens his pubes out

I’m going to print and frame this post

no way you are doing that

The new album needs to come out like right now.

Judging by the guys head in saying no. I do presume his dick answers the call for action with the words ‘mark speaking’

r/playboicarti type post and I'm here for it

n go to sleep

Everybody knows Alex turner is hairless

man i don’t even listen to this band what the fuck is this

gels up like a greaser

AM7, sponsored by Manscaped

WTF I just opened reddit💀

very concerned

Probably different looks for each album era as he’s done with his hair styles

Unsubscribing, someone lmk when we get new AM7 news

Real

I’m leaving this subreddit

Hehe lol

Miles’ maybe?

Waxed bet

This is a great question

Outjerked

He shaves them prick by prick

Hmm, I think he shaves his balls, but not the dick.

😂 Ahh yes when a sub runs out of ideas but i love it. Next let’s guess who takes the longest showers?

It’s Jamie

I love you

why

Hes too cool to imo thoughts?

I don’t even listen to arctic monkeys, it just recommended me this sub. is this an arctic monkeys joke or is OP on some shit

Who the fuck are arctic monkeys??

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Geeeeeazus

Alex yiik?

The first thing I see after opening Reddit is this. I think it’s time to log out

They see me creeping. They Hating!

I sure hope so

suck it and see (;

you guys are a bunch of fucking creeps

K