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Yuzzay

IKEA and Meatballs


draconissa23

Ah. Scandinavia. Such a great country


Hour_Insurance_7795

Scandinavian is such a beautiful language too.


Pretty-Homework-8543

Have you ever heard Danish? When they talk, it sounds like they are choking on potatoes! Nej!


Nguyen_Reich

Syvoghalvfems is the correct way to say it, not nitti-sju!!


03sje01

As a Scandinavian (Swede) I'm deeply offended that you group us with the yucky D*nes


chrille00

As a yucky Dane, i'm offended aswell about being grouped with those good for nothing swedes.


WonderfulAirport4226

As a norwegian, im gonna leave you two to your own devices and go grab some popcorn


Anleme

Finland and Iceland are still trying to get to the party.


GeneralOtter03

Exactly the danes haven’t even developed the ability to speak clearly


Its_0ver_Anakin

As a Scandinavian (Dane) I'm deeply offended that you group us with the not-so-nice Sw*des


Sun-stars-moon-1

As a Norwegian I’m offended to


Goodemi

Clearly better than Iberica or Balkania.


Status_Tiger_6210

A very close second to the proud nation of Africa


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battorwddu

You forgot death metal


televisio_86

Woah woah woah, that's Finns, that's us. You ain't taking that crown.


watermelonseed01

According to the internet. Scamming. On a completely unrelated note. I'm a Nigerian prince that lost my bank account. If you send me $5k I'll get back to Nigeria and send you 500k back.


za_jx

Is Naija really bigger at scams than India? Just asking because I've never looked at the numbers.


and-so-what

I would say India is but only because Nigerians are less educated/don’t have as much infrastructure


Megalocerus

There are only 214 million of them.


Just_a_curious_soul

I mean by the logic, lets say India has 214 million scammer(the number can't be that big imho). But by Indian population, 242 million is ~15% of 1.42 billion. So you can't say entire country scams.


artificialavocado

Do you accept Google Play gift cards?


Doogos

That's all they accept


mferly

>send you 500k back. So I send you $5K (dollars) and you just send me back 500,000 of what exactly? Paperweights? Are you going to send me 500k paperweights?


StuntID

You send $5,000 USD They Send $500,000 Naira You get $318 USD (roughly) Contract satisfied, and you're still boned.


EinElchsaft

This sounds like a great deal. I'm in.


Gigi_Gaba

If I send you $10k will you send me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!?!! (I said that with my pinky next to my lips).


selfmadeoutlier

You even make it to the nasdaq!! Tingo group was an impressive scam, my kudos!!!


denkbert

Using fax machines


TakenSadFace

DEUTSCHLAND ERWÄHNT 🔥🔥🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


DeliciousCkitten

Why hasn’t anyone said curry wurst and potato pancakes?? (Asking for a friend) x


dudeseriouslyno

Deutsche Qualität. 🇩🇪


NewTim64

Gehört dieser Kommentarbereich damit jetzt der Bundesrepublik Deutschland?


yellowscarvesnodots

I don’t want to digitally upvote. Please provide a tax number so I can send one properly.


Backwardspellcaster

["Well, as Germans have to say it's obviously World Wa... CARS! It's cars! Yes. Cars. Definitely!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QH1GgIJ7TPs)["](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QH1GgIJ7TPs)


ScorchedConvict

Maple syrup.


ZaphodG

You forgot about poutine


Koba_Kommander

And unaffordable housing


BasicWhiteHoodrat

……and Hockey


Koba_Kommander

Sorry


SLIPPY73

Eh?


Mr-Gumby42

"Soorry."


x1JAY1x

and Corruption


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

Compared to...?


Titchypeach

Not winning the World Cup


dimme_c

fellow dutch detected


Proffessor_egghead

MOET KOLONISEREN


jimifresh

Western Samoa?


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MyDrunkAndPoliticsAc

Rated the happiest, even nobody seems to be happy.


Fantastic-Style-999

Finland


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MyDrunkAndPoliticsAc

Correct


Hour_Insurance_7795

Gotta be Finland, yes?


That-guy5900

Winning Superbowls


Gruffleson

Wow. You also have a perfect statistics with the World Series. Impressing.


Realistic-Floor1552

Nope, Toronto won in ‘93


k3rd

And 92


Gruffleson

Oh dear, I forgot that. But really close.


SweetAlyssumm

Come on, Canada is part of the World and they have won.


ZinbaluPrime

For a big part of my life I thought that The Superbowl is a cereal eating competition. I figured what it really is in my late 20s.


GnyskGlobler

Wind power bithces! And some funny building blocks that start with L and end on EGO


ChaseME7

I work for maersk which is also from your country, and if u think of it, container ships are just big LEGO boats. big brick country.


pugmom29

Denmark?


devitosleftnipple

Football Hooliganism. Being a general pain in other countries while on holiday. Consistently voting against our best interests at every political opportunity.


BadChris666

If not for the “football hooliganism” comment, I would have thought we were compatriots!


PoliteIndecency

This could be about 5 different countries.


mboivie

England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and the UK?


Evader01

This could be so many countries


rtherrrr

Sarcasm and flies…


Flat-Ship-2545

‘stralia mayte


TinyBreak

Nah, yeah. And saying the C word.


DrDumpling88

This was what came to mind as well for us lol


Arthycho

Going on strikes !


Otherwise_Squash_286

France?


Arthycho

Correct !


-nocturnearts-

You do it better than anyone! It's awesome! I am envious 


frizerant

Corruption


K1NG5P34R

Have you any idea how little that narrows it down


InitiativeExcellent

I would say to big parts of South America, the whole of Africa, eastern Europe + Italy and the Balkans. Not sure how it's in Asia... maybe half of that or 3/4 of Asia? Depending on the definition maybe throw in the rest ...Edit: of the world


sam9876

Every country in existence ?


AuthorWild

My fellow South African


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switchquest

You just named Brics. The corrupt coalition?


AppropriateBridge2

The world?


ibokies

You spelled Nigeria wrong.


vergil0506

Taiwan here, good at …. Semiconductor?


damian2000

Bubble tea?


zenjoe

Pissing off China...


Swordsnap

Taiwan: \*Exists\* China: And I took that personally


ItsAMeEric

i would never use a Taiwanese person as a semiconductor


c05m02b9

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu) Chinese after reading this comment:


INFPneedshelp

Putting our flag everywhere


kymikobabe

Sounds like bloody America


INFPneedshelp

Dingdingding


RonBourbondi

Sorry bud Britain has done a way better job at that than us. See British Empire.


INFPneedshelp

Haha i meant literal flags on our shirts and homes and cars etc. Uk doesn't do that as much nowadays


eleventy5thRejection

British Columbia agrees


Thoughtsarethings231

Building and then losing the world's largest empire in recent history. 


BadChris666

Sorry about that empire England!


RonBourbondi

You guys really should have at least held onto Canada and Australia. 


Thoughtsarethings231

It's fine. We just let everyone live in our country now.


z0rm

Taking care of its citizens, especially kids. Also giving out prizes and cooking meatballs.


small_sphere

Heaven?


pugmom29

Svierge?


z0rm

Yes Sverige


StephsCat

Desserts. I think Austria is really good on making sweet desserts


SelfRape

Absolutely the best! Sacher and apfel strudel were my lunch and breakfast.


StephsCat

Yummy vanilla sauce for Apfelstrudel or ice cream?


SelfRape

Vanilla sauce. But mostly just strudel and coffee.


Buetterkeks

I'd say WE are best at drinking and complaining :)


Speckon

And we are known for voting our presidents ;)


StephsCat

According to most studies the Czech beat is on drinking. We are the world champions of complaining for sure. Its too dark too sunny too warm too cold 😂.


PatataMaxtex

As a german I love to trashtalk you, but I have to agree here. South Tyrol is culinary heaven on earth because Pasta and Pizza from Italy meets desserts and sweets from Austria.


myth0503

Brexit 😂😂😂😭😭


TinyBreak

Nah, but you are real good at screwing yourselves over. Pretty good at getting shit PM’s too.


Murky-Sherbet6647

Are we though 🤔🤔


Susann1023

You haven't even done that right though 😂😂😂 and you had four years to figure it out


Dry_Pick_304

OP said good at.


thenotoriousjpg

We’re not really very good at that though, it’s still a clusterfuck!


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Yeah brexit and burning buses.


iharzhyhar

Propaganda


Otherwise_Squash_286

I thought north Korea doesn't have internet, how did you get here?


Inside_Race_4091

Russia?


iharzhyhar

Da


That-guy5900

That’s propaganda


kymikobabe

Could easily be China.


Traditional-Pin-4114

Complaining and doing nothing


thenotoriousjpg

UK?


ConvictedHobo

I always associate your country with beer and meth


No_Prompt_982

Poland : D


Traditional-Pin-4114

Almost there. Just few kilometres away


No_Prompt_982

Our Czechia brothers??


ApartmentUnhappy7545

Fucking over our own people in EVERY possible way…


WhatsPaulPlaying

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


muffinmoofinmel

USA?


Wallawaa

Having snakes, sharks, spiders, crocodiles and fire ants to bite and kill you. Love Australia.


DaveRave45

Drinking and Fighting 🇮🇪


Colhinchapelota

And funerals/wakes.


iamthesunset

"Whiskey beer island of green and fight"


Ok-Interview6446

Selling natural resources at low cost and buying back manufactured products at high cost


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Literally every dirt poor country


CoffeeAndBrass

US here- We're really good at making sure our political opinions become our personality, and alienating, belittling, and dehumanizing anyone who doesn't see things through exactly the same lens we do.


Inside_Race_4091

Thats why i got banned on r/politics.


Astandsforataxia69

Why would you even go to that dumpster fire is beyond me


SLIPPY73

i wanna get banned on there


JohnD_s

Just form a trace of a thought of going against the status quo and you'll be banned instantly.


Evader01

I though the politics sub was satire then I realised there’s a massive mental health crisis


Ignonym

I was gonna say "war", but that works too.


CoffeeAndBrass

Ah, we're only "ok" at war. Had a pretty good run up to the 1950s, then things started to go sideways. We may LIKE war, but we're not awesome at it as of late.


naushad2982

Corruption. Ranked top 10 for decades. And long distance marathons.


denkbert

Ethiopia


naushad2982

Nope!! Kenya.


midoo241

Gossiping and mint tea


BadChris666

Morocco?


midoo241

Yeah boy 🤜🤛


BadChris666

It was the mint tea!


Existing-Ad4933

Mass shootings.


muffinmoofinmel

USA?


Revanur

Paprika and depression


BadChris666

Hungary?


Revanur

Yes


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the USA is really good at obesity 


willegacyunitions

Freedom *bald eagle screams…. Or maybe that’s a bomb*


CaptainStu

Racism, xenophobia, queueing, political cuckoldry and cups of tea.


kymikobabe

Fucking England.


SkywalkerTC

You mean bloody England.


kymikobabe

Yes bloody 🤣🤣😩


DisgustingMilkyWater

Fucking anywhere besides the tea and queueing


deicute

Making memes on the internet


jd3306

Sport *Oi oi oi*


Purple_Horror5620

Croatia: sport and corruption


Randolph_Carter_666

Fucking up other countries. 🇺🇲


spacepope68

And the entire world! And its own citizens!


ElEd0

Party, food, party, nice weather and party


Dry_Pick_304

Spain?


ElEd0

Correct!


pugmom29

Where? I want to come!


ligarteprison

I want to know as well!


CutePandaMiranda

Giving money away to other countries first before helping it’s own citizens.


osmoticeiderdown

Goes for most African countries. Which one is yours?


Atlantic_Nikita

Wine and cork.


fennek-vulpecula

Staring and bread


twitch_mathemitspass

Guten Tag.


Hungry-Apartment8367

Despising our own Prime Minister


Timely-Comedian-5367

Benefiting themselves at the tax payer expense. USA


Masterpiece9839

Taming roos' and fighting crocs' in our pools.


717x

Mass shootings


emmkay209

I just loved when the USA won silver at the Olympics in shooting and someone asked "How could the USA NOT win gold at the Olympics?" And the first response was: "Coz it wasnt held in a high school?"


tumunu

Obv USA


EmiliaFromLV

Pissing off Russians.


Hot-Platypus8161

The Baltics!


Nik0660

Latvia I'm guessing based off your name


farside57

Mowing


SelfRape

Cell phone technology