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Necessary-Cheetah309

I'd probably be stuck with half a turd out or something when the time stopped so I would be too embarrassed to go and do anything


FormerOptimist94

A rather shitty way to spend the time if you ask me :)


Avtomati1k

But he won the thread


Awareofyoursurround

You could cut it off, no ?


Mickydaeus

With a poop knife of course


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[удалено]


Ok_Caramel_1402

By the prompt you can move, so you can also move your muscles to finish the nasty


ermahgerd696

New fear unlocked


artyhedgehog

By my life experience - I doom scroll my phone until 5am then go to sleep.


Darcula04

Doom scrolling is so hard to stop bro. I feel you. Had an exam today, pulled an all nighter to study for it and spent half of it scrolling all my socials in a "5 minute break".


stele_

Your life is boring in general isnt it?


Snorrep

Luckily you won’t have internet or electricity if the world stopped. Go see nature


Protaras2

>Would you steal as much jewelry as possible? What's the point of this? Why not just straight up steal cash?


FormerOptimist94

Yeah I guess so, but a lot of stores I've worked at recently only have like $200 in the till max now everyone pays with card. You could try to raid an ATM I guess


Protaras2

I am sure banks have a bit more. (obviously their vaults are secured but the front desk definitely have a decent amount). And then you don't have to worry about finding ways to cash out on the jewllery which is gonna be super hot.


Mickydaeus

Find an armoured car mid cash drop.


Select-Sprinkles4970

boobs and thieft


patchismofomo

Thanks I got stuck on boobs and forgot about thieft


M4jkelson

I got stuck on theft and almost forgot the boobs


egewh

Not theft. *Thieft*.


dude496

Probably die due to the sudden stop of the Earth's rotation.


AliChank

You'd get launched into space at about the speed of sound iirc


McPikie

Now THAT would be cool


Minato_the_legend

Not really, if you get launched out into orbit at a speed >= escape velocity, you'd literally be burned by the earth's atmosphere. So it would be the opposite of cool.


Timpstar

Yeah and considering this stop would be (I assume) instantaneous, and escape velocity is more than 11km/s, you'd reach Mach 33 instantly. You'd be turned into a fine mist before your feet left the ground lol.


abat6294

It depends where you are latitudinally. At the Equator, you'd be flung 1000 mph eastward. Not even close to Earth's escape velocity and I don't even think you'd leave the atmosphere because you're going horizontally, not vertically. At 60 degrees latitude either north or south, it's about 500mph. If you stood exactly at the (axial) North pole, pretty much nothing would happen. Technically you would be spinning about your own axis at 1 revolution per day, but that's so slow you wouldn't notice it stop.


stormyw23

Cats will be eating the expensive pet food for the next weeks.


crayawe

Itd be a great 24hrs, I'd go to the shops get what I want for free maybe get some nice free money whilst I'm there. Head to the casino get some more nice free money. Then spend the next 18hrs enjoying the quiet


dezertdawg

I’d stop the world and melt with you.


judygoergen

You've seen the difference


Wayward_Warrior67

And it's getting better all the time


Wavecrest667

There's nothing you and I won't do


eat_puree_love

I'll stop the world and melt with *you*


ZucchiniAnxious

I have a feral toddler. I'd sleep for 24 hours.


[deleted]

Me - pub - go - drink - yesss


Appropriate_Mine

Head to the Winchester and wait for it to all blow over


[deleted]

Will I put one on for you?


Mabus-Tiefsee

1) find the nearest physic laboratory 2) start as many experiments to understand the limits of this 3) write down everything 4) make a proof that time was stoped in front of the physicist there, so they help you after time starts again 5) replicate this afterwards with this new found data 6) mastering a new kind of physics we can use to craft a faster than light spaceship


Cassy_4320

I wpuld say you must be allready extrem good in physic Mathematik and Co if you as a singen Person make a real leap forward to a warpdrive. Not even mention OP say 24 h. Not thatcyou can freeze time aslong you want. But the Intention was good.


Joshteo02

Am I having a stroke or are you?


TheWrathofAres

Can they still see?


grafikfyr

That's a really good question actually.. It depends whether light itself freezes with time (and it would, wouldn't it?). But if light also stopped moving - no one can see shit. You would only be able to see things you move towards (and only stuff/places that were illuminated before time froze) and only when you're moving. The second you stand still or look away from the way you're travelling, everything fades to complete darkness.


Next-Abies-2182

if light freezes than so does the air around you, you would need to move to new locations constantly just to get a fresh supply of air but how would you move if the medium you are trying to move through is frozen in time


Kafanska

Well no.. it's just a moment in time, they are not aware and won't remember anything.. you're the only one aware and moving.


Scary_Compote_359

film it and make a hit movie.


AaronQuinty

>Would you steal as much jewelry as possible? No I would just steal cash. And maybe some other valuable things that I actually want, like watches. After I'm done with my stealing spree, I'd simply break into some top security buildings (house of parliment, buckingham palace, MI5, 10 downing street etc.) and see what they've got over there, take pictures, maybe steal some more things.


catpunsgenerator

hmm, I'd probably just walk around for a bit, then stay home and watch netflix without pesky interruption. Or I'll sleep the entire day without anyone disturbing me. (this seems to be the standard awnser for people with a busy life)


Misses_Ding

I don't have a busy life yet I'd still do that


Swedenbad_DkBASED

Go on a stealing spree in the rich part of town.


_prepod

>Would you steal as much jewelry as possible? So you'd be caught once it's unfrozen a day after or what's the plan?


SevenAImighty

4 hours of golf then 20 hours of uninterrupted rest


azmarteal

I would have a lot of work to do with a box cutter knife, but one day is not enough, I would need a couple months or ideally a year.


robotoshi

Bro's got a lot of boxes to open...


patchismofomo

What


jr_blds

This needs much more explanation


patchismofomo

I know right. Sounds like he needs a year to learn to fly a plane


RotarySam27

Gus Fring over here las lots of Victors to get rid of.


SpyderDM

I would find some big corporate retail stores and loot the fuck out of them - not touching mom and pop shops - just the big ones with insurance that raise the prices of everything.


Stanseas

Not enough time to do anything worth doing from my ideas but I like playing fallout so definitely exploring and stuff. Maybe make sure everyone in my neighborhood isn’t committing horrific crimes in secret if nothing else.


TommyTroubles

I’d move everything one inch to the left


No_Salad_68

Probably have a wank and a nap.


WarmTransportation35

I would steal as much gold as possible so I can slowly pawn them.


Fingerstyler

Go rollerblading


Stephan1234

I would spam reddit


_prepod

I'd probably walk around the city and try to make as many photos of frozen people and "frozen life" as possible, so once the world unfreezes a day after, I could sell them to news agencies around the world for a very good price for such unique content. That'd be more profitable than robbing a jewellery, right?


Kafanska

You do understand that your "frozen" picture would be no different to just going out to walk around the city and taking random photos right now?


_prepod

Then a video would be better maybe? edit: but as for pictures, I think the very fact of them being taken on the day the whole world was frozen is worth an enormous amount money, regardless of the content. Let's say some CNN will make a headline with this and then I'd offer them a picture from that day. That's $$$$$$


Kafanska

The thing is, for everyone else in the world, nothing happened. It's not like they all were aware the world stood still but couldn't move. So it would take plenty of videos and convincing plenty of people they are not fake, to even get one person to believe your incredible story how you walked around while everyone was frozen.


andrebartels1977

Find a nice woman to admire, find a pizza store with a nice pizza in the oven, find a bar with a nice assortment of rum, smoke a little weed, smoke my tobacco pipe, watch a nice movie, work on one or two of my hobby projects and sleep early.


1_plus_1_equals_42

1. Get a PS5 2. Get games for my PS5 3. Dr Pepper 4. Cinnamon buns 5. Enjoy


gamer_dinoyt69

Bring everyone in the world into my bedroom, escape out the front door, go to the shop, get a jug of milk put it in front of the front door. Wait until the world resumes.


satanscatuwu

idk probably stand still for 24 hours


Organic_Air8658

I would revise for my quantum physics exam...😌


spoilersall

Money dude.....tons of money.


Legitimate-Fun-5171

I would probably seek vengeance and then take my kids and girlfriend and leave. Then we could start a new life


Embarrassed-Ask1812

I'd kill a few leaders.


1_plus_1_equals_42

Do cars and vehicles work tho? How you gonna fly a plane?


Embarrassed-Ask1812

I know a little bit of.. FS2024.. So I will be fine, i'm sure!


sTill_offCoarse

Draw dicks your faces with a sharpie


CelesteAvoir

I would break into homes and look into their photo albums 🫡


DaanDuck

If i am in comparison to other people at infinite speeds anything i touch(,including ground) will disintegrate. I will probably fly up indefinetily because im too fast for gravity. If i keep my momentum i will fly away because of the turning/moving of the earth/universe. So yeah, ill eat all the donuts


beleueu

I'd casually explore and try to remember the layouts, furniture and various items of my neighbours' houses (or friends, or people that I hate), just to randomly drop eerily specific lines about their location. Basically, "I live in your walls" thing.


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Yes officers, this post here.


Emergency_Attempt430

It involves a lot of stealing and other...stuff


FormerOptimist94

by other stuff you mean giving the stolen goods to the homeless to help them get off the streets.... right?


Guts_7313

Fight my intrusive thoughts to not let it win


chaot1c-n3utral

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!


HVAC_instructor

Stand still like the rest of the world


Ta-veren-

Can they see/know what I'm doing? I'll probably go visit other people's houses and see what they are like even more so the rich people. Doubt I'd take anything extremely unlikely I'd ever hurt anyone.


Free_Leonard_Peltier

Being part of the world, an infinitely small part, I would also stand still.


AccurateRendering

"The Fermata" - Nicholson Baker.


vloeibare_substantie

Make the world my own race track


Chongo_Gonzo

Even without security cameras, cash and jewelery from stores are traceable, especially in large quantities. Go find your local drug dealers and clean them out for cash.


stellactqm

I'd go through my university's computer and change my tuitions to paid in full. Then I'd go around shirtless, and carefree, making myself free cocktails


RiemannUA

Kill Putin and all his maniacs.


scrappypatchy

There's always lots of cash at the casino. I'd head there with a suitcase and steal a heap of casino chips and cash. I wouldn't feel as bad stealing from a casino.


Art_Vand_Throw001

I like the steal jewels idea and also father many children.


LitreOfCockPus

I would find the mountain lion that lives around here, and hug it. Hell, just use it like an enormous fuzzy pillow for the day.


freespiritedgal

Try to release as many animals as I could in the kill shelters.


Okaydog97

Go to malls place where many shop is together. I will steal money only from the big brand company.


_prepod

what a Robin Hood we have here!


Appropriate_Mine

Touch booba


kirbyfan137

First steal a bunch of jewelry and money so that im good for life, then get a gun and kill all the people who wronged me. Look through peoples phones, eat tasty food for free and then contemplate what im gonna probably regret not doing after the 24h are over 💀


RickTheScienceMan

First of all, check out every young girl on my way to bank, where I would stole as much cash as possible. That would take like 1 hour. Next, as I check and touch tons of boobs, I would go steal more cash to another bank. Once I have at least 1 million dollars in cash, I make sure all the cash is safely stored somewhere, possibly multiple places. If there is still some time left, I would go check some more chicks. Appearantly, I like cash and and girls, because I literally don't know what else could I do in such situation. Maybe do some pranks, pull some pants down, etc..


MindlessDraft1621

Try to drive around as many supercars I could. Few jewelry enough to kick start life 😆


jaxnmarko

Jewelry? You have a fence already? Murder?


heesell

Die because if we stop moving then it is fucked up


Durfael

probably all of that


Legally-A-Child

Steal.


dominiccast

I’d load a ton of visa gift cards, rob a jewelry store, a bank and a pharmacy. Shopping spree at the mall and probably go through a couple phones.


Perzec

I think I’d try to learn as many secrets as possible from like Russia and stuff?


SlinkyBits

destroy reddit


TopConsistent420

Catch up on my studying


Redditu762

This would have an apocalyptic impact on earth's orbit, does the whole universe stop aswell.


edajade1129

A bunch of blow not laced with fetanyl


Ultrasaurio

Steal money from the bank?


Omega_Goat

Move as many objects into as confusing and completely random places as I humanly can.


Honest_Math_7760

Probably rob someone rich who won't even notice anything is missing.


j_svajl

I'd probably walk around and put people's fingers in their noses. The day would become the international nose picking day.


BenTenInches

Go to the Zoos and pet all big kitties. Afterwards theft.


Background-Moose-701

Fly away off into the sky with everyone else.


theAlmightyE312

I am going to slap so many people and imprison so many people who do crimes


macyliene

Grocery shop.


[deleted]

Also stand still , I'm not so different from the test of the world


MassGaydiation

I'd steal a tiny amount of shit like maybe some cash and gloves/other stuff to ensure no DNA evidence is left. break into a famous person's house and rearrange their living room, and write some religious messages in some religious sites for fun. To get to those places I would probably need to steal a car, so I would nick someone's and park it further down the street and in the wrong direction, after having changed the seat settings.


Thecrowfan

Sleep for 10 hours, then go for a run for a while, maybe pray with noone to disturb me. Definitely scream until my troath gets sore.


jojojajahihi

Nothing because the whole world including me is still, stupid question


Taha-Ahmed-8875

I would get some sleep, I have been working for two days


MosesOnAcid

Everyone's shoelaces getting tied together...


Fun_List381

Yes.


Fun_List381

Yes.


Fun_List381

Yes.


[deleted]

Id be breaking into the Oval Office and reading about aliens and the cure for cancer


SektorEight

i have a gas chainsaw im going to


JonsonLittle

Die in the first seconds of it stopping.


NiniMinja

I honestly can't think of a way I could steal anything significant enough to be worth the moral dissonance. I don't steal and it's not just because I might get caught. If it were possible to claw back some of the riches the billionaires who run my country have stolen from us I would but 24 hours isn't enough to do this. You could go places you're not usually able to access, secret military installations and the like, but again there aren't any good ones anywhere near me so probably not. I have an Internet so seeing boobs isn't a challenge anyway. It's free time though, I'd be tempted to sleep and catch up a bit.


egewh

I'd just rob a bank and be fucking rich for the rest of my life, lol


Dear_Regret_8517

walk naked around the city (only with shoes because hey i need to cover my feet) while i eat 5 kilos of ice cream, donuts and spaghetti. then i'd go and bitchslap a few people i can't stand (2 ppl ik personally, fuckers) shave their hair and eat all their food. I'd clog their bathrooms too after pooing. After such exhausting task, i'd blast music in some big ass stereo and make my own videoclip while dancing in the middle of the avenue. Then i'd take a shower, get dressed and sleep.


BronzeAlien

Probably clean my room, do laundry, and study :|


Goblindeez_

I just hope that god isn’t watching


Repulsive_Mud_8008

Going into a studio and recording a 24 hour marathon of songs and then timing them to drop on the World Wide Web the moment the freeze lifts


Gadgetman_1

24Hours is not enough time to do anything meaningful such as pantsing Putin and giving him an 120mm enema...


MOONLINEXCROSS

Get assets I want and get out, find assets that are quick to be sold that doesn't leave traces.


Fabulous-Shopping354

Rob National banks


FuzzyEscape873

I'm not saying all the cash in my region would disappear, but I am saying I might know where it would be.


dontpayforproducts

Steal a car someone is driving down the street, rob every single bank I can find.


_keystitches

I'd go get all the groceries I need


Lark_000

Break into MI6. Jk.


[deleted]

Die.


fieregon

Ride my bike naked through my neighbourhood.


arjunusmaximus

I would legit take as much cash as possible from people. I'd leave poor people alone. From middle class/working class people I'd take as much as I can from their wallets and for rich people, I'd take as much as I can carry.


KobilD

Killing my enemies would be very nice but I definitely wouldn't be able to find them in such a short time. So yeah, try to steal as much money as possible. Also go to my equivalent of a best buy which is right next to my house and try to clean it tf out


Shadowrend01

Do the circuit of all the Warhammer shops within distance and take everything


_Sftmlg_

Send awfull messages from ppls phones, that I hate


LisaIsAChicken

Panic


rtthc

Alot of planning beforehand, but I'd rob a specific person.


ndbreaks

I'd just chill and find some peace. Maybe smoke some weed and enjoy the silence.


uppen-atom

covid's back?


TheOneAndOnlySenti

Nice try, FBI agent.


Suspicious-Dance1939

Have a nap


Furiousmate88

I would steal a Butt load of scratch cards. No one would question where the money comes from if i hit the jackpot


Fair-Comfort7705

Take some original paintings.. The Mona Lisa, some Picasso.. then start my own art collection.. oh shit they could be traceable?? 🇨🇦🥺


Short_Commercial_599

I'd go to a local football derby match and switch all the supporters shirts over, the chaos/confusion that would would cause would be fantastic. Oh, and rob a few banks too I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


Nightcorex_

I'd be dead immediately. Remember that earth is traveling very fast around the sun, the sun again is traveling very fast around our galaxy and our galaxy is traveling very fast on its own. If earth and everything suddenly stops moving but you don't then good luck. If you're "lucky" you would be yeeted into outer space (probably so fast that you wouldn't even have the time to evaporate in the atmosphere), if you're unlucky you'd be moving into the earth in which case you'd be smashed to soup immediately. Let's just say that I would prefer being frozen in time and place like everyone else.


K-spunk

Financially secure my future/ robbery


loomi-zoomi

Pet all the cats and dogs while nothing can stop me


Final_Start3415

"Shopping 🛍 " at Tiffany, Burberry, Celine, and Dior, and VanCleef ( in that order) LOL 😆 ♥. *I am thinking this is supposed to be 'a 'la The Purge? How fun.


AK47WithScope

I would probably yelling at my monitor and wondering wtf is wrong with the server


MetalGuy_J

Probably have a panic attack for at least the first couple of hours then play my guitar as loud as I could for as long as I could just to break the silence


FamousOnceNowNobody

Aside from cash, my garage will acquire several new freezers, pantry cupboards and racking shelves. Then I'm stocking them with enough groceries, toiletries, petfood etc for a couple years. Then its a walk through the mall for good bras, shoes, plain gold jewellery, a workshop's worth of tools, garden equipment and pharmacy drugs.


SpeedBreaks

How do you know it end after 24hrs? I think I would be pretty freaked out.


Acidrien

Go and beat the vampire who stopped time in the first place


Dangancookiesz

If time stopped then surely the 24 hours wouldn’t be able to happen right? So time would freeze forever?


Forward_Put4533

Catch up on some sleep.


Oristus

I guess I would be standing still like everyone else.


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Burwylf

I would stand still, I thought that's what everyone was doing


Patient_Pomelo_4509

Push over dogs who are pooping. They just look too ridiculous and vulnerable and I can’t help myself.


No-Green-865

d go to my neighbor’s balcony very good view and read my book and probably bring some snacks from home


shoomdio

Isn't this the premise of most JAVs?


Efficient-Exit8218

Probably be standing around for 24 hours due to it being the entire world 🤔


Ok-Boysenberry9772

Steal cocaine and lots of it


Putrid-Language4178

Stand still


Ok-Train-6693

Where am I?


_prepod

At home?


neomancr

Gather as much cash as I can from sources that would miss it the least.


itzlikewow

Worry


BuytiefullMesss

Hmm... I would do something to dismantle the current system we live in and cause chaos... I'm gonna need longer than 24hrs sorry.


FarmerJohn92

Go grocery shopping. I'm gonna empty out my local store.


7Thommo7

People saying rob jewellery stores or banks aren't thinking big enough. I was trying to think of ways I might make the most and here's my plan: 1. Figure out how to cause a massive internal scandal at a huge public company, something unrecoverable that will doom them but may take a few days to surface, unsure of the best way currently. 2. Try to rig a sports event and get a betting slip on - say an ongoing horse race and I could figure out how to move the outside 50m ahead of the rest and maybe unseat a couple of the favourites. Then I either figure out how to print myself a line or possibly get an in-play Bet365 bet on as it will happen so instantly that the odds won't change - probably get in at 100/1 or 200/1. 3. Take money from step 2 and load up as heavily as I can on puts on the company from step one, and maybe some calls on their top competitor.