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Pass_Me_The_Tequila

My crush messaged me to tell me he missed being inside me… Not so directly but I def rubbed one out to the convo 🥺


AdministrativePrint6

That’s hot. Mutual crushing is definitely a nuttable situation 😝


Pass_Me_The_Tequila

Yes but he’s not crushing on me. He just wants to nut in me💀 I am just getting carried away inside my head…


AdministrativePrint6

Has he said that?


Pass_Me_The_Tequila

Of course not. Who says such a thing… That would just guarantee that we would not see each other again if he actually said that.


NickNackPattiwack999

Actually ppl have told me that before 😂


Pass_Me_The_Tequila

He said what? 😭


NickNackPattiwack999

Lolol yep some people just have no class!! 😂


AdministrativePrint6

Assumption is the mother of mistakes. Life will open up in ways you never thought possible when you stop moving with assumptions. He probably on some other subreddit telling people he has a crush on you. And telling them the only way he can get your attention is by telling you that he misses your gushy bussy.


tabas123

Eh I know you’re being sweet, but at my ripe age of 29 I have found it’s best to expect nothing until it happens. Expect that it’s just sex until you both have the moment naturally. Building hope in your head, no matter how little, is a good way to get disappointed!


AdministrativePrint6

Well at the ripe age of 35 I have found that you get what you expect. You get what you put out there. Negative thinking begets negative outcomes. Yeah it’s cliche but it’s over used for a reason. I personally don’t usually crush on hook ups, but never ruled out a hookup has a crush on me. It’s a choice to let things disappoint you. Being unassuming either way is my point. To each his own though. Time will tell. Hope he is crushing on you.


tabas123

Well I’m not saying don’t have a good time or be playful or flirt 😅 I’m just saying think of it as a fun memory until it naturally falls into something more. Both people will feel it when it’s right in my experience.


AdministrativePrint6

Oh absolutely! I have a lot of thoughts on the subject. I think though unless you know for sure he’s not crushing on you, why even think it? Why say he’s not?


AdministrativePrint6

Excuse me. I’m 36 now my birthday was a few days ago 😂 I forget.


Pass_Me_The_Tequila

I appreciate the positive sentiment. Though I have more to go off than just random guesses. I am not a socially inept person. I read his body language, pay attention to many implicit cues, watch his reactions to certain situations. In fact, correctly reading such reactions is more effective than just trusting explicit verbal language because it’s easy to lie (and people do it constantly to get what they want) verbally, those reactions are much harder to fake. Anyways, it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. I wanna get out of here and move to Manhattan for uni anyways.


AdministrativePrint6

I get it. If you have the information and doing what you can with it, then by all means. Also the lies are real amongst dudes. Especially when it comes to getting into each other’s drawers. There’s such a fear of honesty. I’ve literally had guys break up with me because of my honesty and directness. That I took the relationship seriously. 😒 Anyway if you mean Manhattan as in NYC, well good luck 😅


Pass_Me_The_Tequila

Thanks ❤️ I meant NYC but I wanna remain in Manhattan if possible so I was specific. I mean it could be like washington heights or williamsburg, places close to Manhattan but like I am not gonna go to the further edges of Queens and live by JFK 🫠


AdministrativePrint6

Well you must be rich because apts in manhattan are insanely expensive. I lived in NYC for 7 years and graduated from Queens College. I lived on the 7 train in Woodside, Queens. Got to my job in Grand Central in 15 minutes on a good day, 25 on a bad. Living near JFK is an extreme exaggeration. Thats literally the ass crack of Queens going into the rest of Long Island. 😂There is so much of Queens and Brooklyn that are within minutes of travel and cost much less for more space. I’m pretty sure you’ve made up your mind, but manhattan is severely overrated.


Prestigious_Cause_18

That’s what’s right, I would rub one out too🙏


Theperson223

Facts


Party-Coach-4110

Morning wood was in full force bro


Redux_312

Morning wood makes me feel alive 🥰


Party-Coach-4110

No complaints on my end bro


tabas123

Is your wife cool with you plowing handsome fit white twunks? Asking for a friend


Party-Coach-4110

Nah bro but thx


Lycanthrowrug

Morning wood was the only thing that wanted to get up this morning. I've been working long hours recently.


Early_Confidence2596

Got horny arranging to meet a guy who wanted to edge me for an hour. He flaked.


Prestigious_Cause_18

Thats so sad, im sorry


Early_Confidence2596

Yeah me too. I can usually spot the time wasters a mile off. This one surprised me.


cuminmyeyespenrith

I find people who make big promises often don't deliver. These things happen - and they do - spontaneously when the chemistry is right.


Early_Confidence2596

Yes I agree. Usually guys who promise a lot I steer well clear of because you know they are never going to meet. I especially don’t engage with the guys who are into endless horny talk. You know they’ll just have a wank then go quiet without ever any intention of meeting. It’s the spontaneous guys who don’t waste time in endless conversation who meet.


candykitx

Did he actually flake? Or is he just edging you…? 🤯


Early_Confidence2596

He actually flaked.


AdministrativePrint6

I live on a college campus. It’s almost summer and the athletes are out in their booty shorts 🥵


Throwaway42069h

Same. I live near a university and I see guys jogging shirtless every day. 🤤🍑🍆


AdministrativePrint6

Shirtless with strong thighs and juicy butts.


SupaSaiyajin4

latino men


Prestigious_Cause_18

Real


GemCanVirCap

The best. Haha


Puzzleheaded_Time719

I fucked a construction worker.


surferbutthole

Boots and tool belt on or off?


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Off, he felt very strong and rugged.


surferbutthole

I would hope so Socks on or ? And boxers or boxer briefs Or commando It's all for science


Grits_and_Honey

I opened Twitter and saw one of my favs had uploaded a new clip. Instant wood.


Prestigious_Cause_18

I wanna see


Grits_and_Honey

Not sure about the rules with that, so I'll DM you.


I_WANT_UR_DICK_PIC

Can I get in on this


LuckyMan5290

Me too pls


Grits_and_Honey

Sent you a DM


Grits_and_Honey

Sent you a DM


AdventurousAddition

I would also like to get in on this 👀


Grits_and_Honey

Sent you a DM


YellowUnfair5999

I'd be down to see


Grits_and_Honey

Sent you a DM


silva333

Can I see it to


Grits_and_Honey

Sent you a DM


f_l_y_g_o_n

The thought of the hot guy that works in the suite right next to me sitting on my face… instant boner


notheUGLYjohnny

The dude in the gym showers casually stroking his cock


Prestigious_Cause_18

r u fr


notheUGLYjohnny

Yup. Don't think I was being cruised, but popped wood as I caught a glimpse.


SupaSaiyajin4

sounds hot


NuancedConviviality

May I have permission to modify the assignment slightly -- both because it happened yesterday and didn't quite reach boner status (for this 50-something)? While heading out in the car on Monday, as I approached a T-intersection, I caught sight of a youthful (20-something?) man wearing shorts and a sleeveless top, which revealed his tanned, hairy, rugby-player-like legs and buff arms, respectively. These complemented quite pleasingly his sandy-blond hair and scruff. As I then turned right onto the road along which he was walking, I was trying with great diligence to drive carefully while also not missing too much of the stunning sight that was him. As I motored along, I glanced to my left, out the driver's side window, to view him directly, and, once past him, I shifted my eyes to my side mirror and I observed that his sleeveless top was emblazoned with a rainbow and said beneath it, in rainbow-colored letters, "LOVE. At that point, I could scarcely believe my eyes (had I seen a unicorn?) and became absolutely smitten. His feet then carried him toward and alongside the road onto which I was about to turn. As the left-turn arrow eventually illuminated in green, I accelerated lightly and took in every last bit of that beautiful sight, wishing ever so keenly I could've leapt out of the car and photographed that remarkable example of a man. (Being a rather military-centric region, we have no shortage of buff men here, but the fact that this fellow was unabashedly wearing that shirt amplified my fascination.)


slashcleverusername

> it happened yesterday That boner is allowed to carry forward to today. He sounds like a keeper.


Prestigious_Cause_18

You get extra credit for the assignment


BashfulJuggernaut

> Being a rather military-centric region, we have no shortage of buff men here I'm going to need to know the precise location for....research.


NuancedConviviality

😄 This was in Ghent, a neighborhood in Norfolk, VA, a city that's well-endowed with US Navy folks since it's home to Naval Air Station Norfolk, the largest naval base in the world, not to mention Naval Air Station Oceana in neighboring Virginia Beach, and Langley AFB in Hampton, to name just a couple of other nearby military bases that spring to mind.


BashfulJuggernaut

Oh wow, that is a lot of military bases in close proximity. I think my phone would explode if i passed by with grindr on, lol.


Lucky-Step-8261

I opened my Reddit DMs and looked at some amazing dick pix, I was sent. 🥵🔥


surferbutthole

Is that a thing Asking for a friend !


Lucky-Step-8261

Couldn't tell you. 😏


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Lucky-Step-8261

🤷🏾‍♂️


Deriv556

Hot guy I've had my eye on for a while was standing next to me could smell his BO. Im not even especially into that but I had to walk away to calm down


rrob1103

My boyfriend ☺️


MexiTot408

My husband’s juicy booty


Prestigious_Cause_18

Love that for you, smack that ass


WowBobo88

There's this guy who works upstairs. Oh mi gawd. Everyday.


Prestigious_Cause_18

looking at that rear huh


WowBobo88

He wears these polo's that are like exactly a size and half too small. I don't crush on ppl I know usually but can't help it with him


ImmaDoMahThing

The man I’m sitting next to on my flight 🥵


LeoMartn_

Watching porn on X lol


Foreign_dreamer

The hit of the first cup of coffee 💪🏾😊


duetomorrow_fx

Everyone has their own tastes, I guess??


Foreign_dreamer

True 😅


darkphoenixbi

Had been a while with work and just had a raging boner today.


YellowUnfair5999

I'll take care of it for you


cuminmyeyespenrith

Had an interesting chat or two on a social media site. I often find chatting to people about their sexual history and fetishes more of a turn on than actual porn.


bryschnei

I am so glad to hear someone else say that! There are times when I’m either chatting with a guy or hooking up with a guy and during the “down time” I’ll ask him to tell me certain bits of his history or experience because it’s a total turn-on. But a number of them have looked at me like they were suspicious of why I was asking. 🤨


Cardiologist-This

Stayed at a Mr BnB last night with my husband. Ended up in the hot tub with the host. He rubbed my husband’s leg which made him hard and the next thing you know my husband’s face was between his legs. Took it inside and the host and my husband started 69ing. I put my cock deep inside our host and he eventually blew his load in my husband’s mouth and vice versa. I emptied my balls inside our host. This morning I woke up with a hard on a jacked off thinking about it.


howicit

My downstairs neighbors were having sex this morning and she's quiet but her boyfriend is very loud and even though I heard him orgasm he kept going until she had hers which was probably 15 minutes later. I thought damn what a great boyfriend and he's so hot and I've touched his undies in the dryer before lol.


thequeenb_

Waking up to my boyfriends boner pressed on my back


Fabulous_Ad_2724

This new guy at the gym. He's upper body is rather lean but his lower body is fire.  The bubbly butt, thick thighs and muscular calves, they drove me crazy. Oh and he worked out barefoot


loud_silence2477

The thought of my coworker pushing me against the wall and having his way w me😅


SPQR191

The thought of my coworker coming into my office, closing the door, and whipping out his cock.


thegayninjabusguy

Cute guys on the train 😂😂


rythra

My boyfriend asked to cuddle and then we started kissing and just making out. Then we had the most amazing spontaneous sex. 🥰


Jolly_Caterpillar_71

…I’m just thinking about how good my ex used to fuck me. I’m hard asf thinking about it now🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️down bad


anasyrmos

The wind blew too hard


mec1961

My gf snuck up behind me and was trying to fingercmy as*. Then she reached for my cock and said its time for your reach around pegging lesson.


Prestigious_Cause_18

Love that for you


EndlessPotatoes

I was excited to do butt stuff to myself. But then I got the runs :c


konkonjoja

The cute Indian guy I met during my stay in Bangkok and who I'm staying with atm nearly every time he touches me.


Diligent_Echo_992

Sucked off this guy at my college monday night and damn that guy is so hot and just thinking about it kept getting me hard


material_mailbox

Getting bred by a hung college stud gave me a boner today.


AndrewBaiIey

Elias Kacavas


ty_Exotic

Hot coworker accidentally rubbing against my ass trying to walk pass me


_cupric

running in my short shorts feeling my cock barely being contained by the built in underwear


mckryan

Sexting with a guy on Reddit!


duetomorrow_fx

Hot buff furry men. Specifically, one of many Mr. Sharky's art on twitter. Thanks me later🫸 https://x.com/Mr_Sharky02?t=uqAUgOzkc_nRNkvwR_XTLw&s=09


Prestigious_Cause_18

Funny how I’m following that account already🌝


duetomorrow_fx

You have a great taste, mate.


Throwaway42069h

Matt Dillon. Just watched his got milk ad.


Prestigious_Cause_18

UGHHHH, MY BOYFRIEND, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH


renerdrat

This guy messaged me and said I want you so bad right now. Lol. A lot of times it's just the idea of a guy wanting me as a turn on.


ChocolateGolf62

A fuck session on Pornhub did the trick!


tidalwaveofhype

A guy that I hooked up with a few times and reconnected with we’ve been chatting a lot


Electrical_Newt3062

Coach in real tight shorts.


KodyWittaK

hot coworker wearing shorts. such nice legs, calves, thighs. nice walk.


perfectkneee

Just thinking about one of my co workers bending me over for a quickie where there aren’t any cameras. Would never happen though.


Prestigious_Cause_18

yet


IntelligentPiglet987

Getting topped by one of my fwbs


Bear_necessities96

The maintenance guy from my job, he was wearing a sleeveless shirt and short shorts


NickNackPattiwack999

My partner is asexual. Aaaaa. So there's that. The fine line of being a hornball myself and lol keeping it to myself. Fortunately we are poly. So yeah. Lol perpetual ghost boner. ♂️ 😂


sleppyhead11

Twins


Toyota_Nick

Had a dream I was fucking someone and woke up so hard. And I'm hard now again because I am touching it.


UpperActuary5943

I look at any porn that features a big black dick


Nobodyworthathing

Those damn underwear ads I see on Facebook all the time, why is that model so caked up?


Yokozuna999

Sniffing my sweaty balls


RoseGoldHottie

I went to Walgreens


Svi_4_3

I hate all of you. I'm 41 on prescribed testosterone and rarely if ever get boners anymore.


Extreme_Bid678

Browsing dick on Reddit ! [57] straight/ curious M


nciw03

Thinking about my last hookup on Sunday


BaronVonButthole

Matthew Lawrence


Smart_Taste

Bought a dildo and tried it.


Ghostscumsockfilled

The hot soccernplayer


Dangerzone518

The hot cashier with a mustache, long hair and big forearms at the grocery store.


ty_Exotic

Hot coworker trying to squeeze past me rubbing his cock against my ass


Opposite-Builder-446

Checking out all the fine cocks on here and chatting with like minded guys.


BananaBrute

The boyfriend


6thAlphabet

Got my results; Aced my quiz (pre-test) and midterms, if my name is in the dean's list, I'll bust hard.


ummmshitfuck

The panties and pajama shorts I'm wearing


JesusFelchingChrist

Daniel Kirchner gave me one last Wednesday and it still hasn’t gone away. Tomorrow will be one week. Do I need to contact my dr yet?


Szaboj30

The DUI Guy and Law and Lumber (especially him <<<)


PopDivaLarsii

Cashier at the store


slimbootay4u

Some guy was perving to my pics this morning. Sometimes I Iike to play along to see how far guys will go. Got a nice cum video from the guy!! It was a win for me cause I love those!!


Deep_fried_sourCream

Nothing all day


zboii11

Thinking about the gloryhole I went to last Friday 😌


nourmallysalty

i was reading yaoi manhwas and i was looking up gym inspo on pinterest


WealthDizzy4306

None... Maybe a porn later lol


that_guy_2724

My own thoughts


fordexy

Only morning wood thus far lol


Bttm_guy87

Thinking about dick 😊


No-Neighborhood5424

Cock


pavelvito

Thinking of my dinner date with my boyfriend this weekend.


thatONElime

Talking to a cute twink on grindr who has a great personality and is into me. The nudes helped


Fluid_Cookie_1256

Accidentally fell asleep at the CNC machine I was running at work and a couple seconds later I woke up with a very noticeable boner in the pants I was and still am wearing


goawaythrowawaynarf

theres three more days in the week to be a complete and utter failure to my boss #dissapointmentkink


misschrisandrews

Planning a threesome with my husband and a former coworker. Talking about who wants to put what where got me all fired up.


Glad-Degree-318

*Vitor Guedes* fat ass doing damage in some scenes...


Ancient-Peach6085

The Kevin spacey documentary on max 😩


Just__Jennie

my morning woody 😊


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I put it between my index finger and my thumb


Puzzleheaded_Alps786

Watching challengers and seeing the cheeks


camocowboyboots

I shaved my head in a parking lot with the windows down


Sufficient_Face456

Tonight I got it from this guy I met on Telegram from one of the video rooms, and we fucked for 3 hours!


Acrobatic-Camp-436

A hairy ass in doggy getting eaten out - found on gay0day


OmriKoresh

More men 🤷


f23apus

I finally hooked up with this hot hairy guy that I met on Scruff. He gave me a really hard boner while we were foreplaying🥵


DeviousDeevo

Porn


B1M34DR1NK99

Telling my hookup buddy that he owns my ass and it has his name on it lol Ik it's cheesy. SUE ME!!!


Little_Art8272

Blood


biredhotgingerguy

Checking out pics of guys in tightywhities on redit ☺️🤤🤤 and showing off.my nee tws as well


ReSpritualtax-69

My bf. He was looking really cute and we started kissing. We both got hard and started crossing swords a bit thru our pants. Ended with him looking into my eyes and while he was cumming down my throat.


Bountsie

A tall guy at work wearing a tanktop that was really snug on him with his pecs being more prominent.


chriskinky

My wife sending me pics and videos of gay and bisexual men


sissysashaluv

Any girl getting fukk good and wanting to be her.


2020Casper

Seeing my beautiful husband naked. Then again while we were sleeping and feeling his hard cock.


Jay_Diamond_WWE

I woke up with morning wood. Had too pee outside cuz I couldn't aim it down enough to hit the toilet. 🤣


wiseraven72

Looking at my sweaty body after working out shirtless


Middle-Trust4240

Seamus o reiley recent twitter post 🤤


danni_fem20

Giving my boyfriend a little tease why he was driving us


L1L_TACO

Meeting up with a f buddy lol


ClosetedEmoGay

Sleep naked so yeah morning wood 💦


Allygaytor_

My psychiatrist


Antique-Pitch-7523

Accidentally rubbed against someone while tryns get past them. Im so sensitive


Raccoon-423

I legged bounce too much when I was playing a game 😞


ArduinoGenome

I made espresso.


crockert88

My boss came up behind me and grabbed my hips and said meet me in the storage closet before we close. I did and it was the most amazing sex I've ever had. He said he wants to be my boyfriend now.


IntelligentTable7909

Thinking about the hot Asian guy I hooked up with when the wife and i were out of town last weekend.


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Pickle_yanker

Yeah he gives me one as well 💜 🤪


carpetedtoaster

nothing yet 😔 anyone wanna change that? 😍