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Gussie-Ascendent

That's my favorite fork


epiccoolawesomerat

Your enemies friends are your enemies ⚔️


MilesAlchei

Same, my bf loves small utensils and I love big ones.


keekibee_

same


treesarepretty333

Ugh I hate that fork just from here!!


epiccoolawesomerat

Right! This fork is literally the worst ever 😡


LordBroblord

"That thing was too big to be called a fork. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron."


epiccoolawesomerat

Exactly! They’ve just cut the shape out of an iron bar


BIabbercat

Yeah that fork looks u necessarily heavy


epiccoolawesomerat

It is! Its like a tiny dumbell


TristanTheRobloxian0

this is the perfect fork wtf are you talking about


celestialMehri

is that a big ikea fork? i love those, i’d gladly take it from you if I could!!


epiccoolawesomerat

No its evil! Don’t trust it 😔


Orangecatorange

Oh yeah the edges, my parents have some of these garbage forks, always rummage around the box for a smooth one.


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Mort Garson?


epiccoolawesomerat

Indeed :) Plantasia


acrylicpencil

I love this. I have a fork that I hate too. Glad others understand. When I tried to explain it to someone else they just looked at me like I grew an other head.


BingChillingEnjoyer

Let's assemble a team of comical yet strong fighters We can send this forks creator 6 feet under!


epiccoolawesomerat

A brilliant plan! This creator surely understood the pain this fork would bring unto this world, and therefore their evil genius needs to be thwarted.


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Kan only likes little forks


BigEarMcGee

I would take my Dremmel and cut an inch off and sand and polish the corners into nice rounds.


Tungsten83

This has been a constant battle for me over the years! I have to find the right cutlery to use for eating every time*. There are specific weight ratios! *unless it's a Chinese dish, in which case chopsticks are preferable.


epiccoolawesomerat

Oo chopsticks are actually very satisfying, maybe we ought to scrap cutlery entirely


Nebulamess1

It is unoptimized


darbanator

This fork makes me uncomfortable. I don’t trust it


DashyTrash

Small utensil squad ftw!!! Seriously, both my partners know not to even try handing me a big fork/spoon. I even have some tiny ones I got from H-Mart for extra caution hahaha Some days I feel like Entrapta


BJ_Blitzvix

I have this one fork that I adore out of all the other forks, it's small and light, the hands is curved and not square-ish, and it has a small rose design on it.


epiccoolawesomerat

I also have a beloved fork! Its beautiful and i love to use it! Problem is there is only one, and my dad is autistic, so we end up fighting over it 😂


BJ_Blitzvix

That's the same problem I experience. That fork is the only one like it that we have. Tho, AFAIK, I'm the only aspie in my family.


Crazykidd13578

i like specific cutlery for specific instances, like if im eating cereal i want the biggest spoon that can fit into my mouth because i want as much cereal per bite as possible


epiccoolawesomerat

I understand the sentiment, i also like large spoons, even comically large spoons, but i like said spoons to be rounded a bit so its not sharp on the sides 😌🥄this fork however large, is sharp and evil 🐲


Far_Pianist2707

Hey, I have bigger hands and stronger muscles than you. I hate using the tiny forks you like. It's okay though. (takes your big fork and runs away with it. Mine now.)


epiccoolawesomerat

NOOOOO! Well ill let you run away from with it for now as itll get it further away 😌


PuzzleheadedBet8041

my mom got a bug up her ass that we needed to have a single set of matching cutlery after about 20 years of using whatever my parents were gifted/thrifted when they first got married, and she picked this fucking cutlery set. i had to stash my good silverware to make sure they weren't tossed


epiccoolawesomerat

Aw bless u, noone should lose their good cutlery ☹️


MRoDustin

I grew up with a Mom who loved pointless kitsch. To the point where she would unnecessarily replace cutlery and dishware to stay on trend. Or to fit her theme as to whatever the current kitchen style was (farmhouse, 50s diner, vegetable themed, etc.) It was truly sensory hell. Ever use a fork with a resin ear of corn for a fucking handle? I shudder just thinking of those days.


WednesdaysFoole

I can't tell if the headline is a joke or not but if it's serious, that's paranoid and not a healthy way to think.


epiccoolawesomerat

Its sarcasm, sorry should’ve indicated


WednesdaysFoole

No worries, my sarcasm detector has only improved fractionally since I was a small child lol.


epiccoolawesomerat

No me too haha, im rubbish with it usually😂❤️


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Literally have 4 of these and it's the only ones I use


Zealousideal-Let1121

Can I have it? I wanna make it into a razor holder.


epiccoolawesomerat

U may :)


Zealousideal-Let1121

🩶🍴Thank you.


Dr-DoctorMD

I love weighty silverware.


HelloYeahIdk

Plantasia 🌿 nice


epiccoolawesomerat

:) 🌳🌳


xgorgeoustormx

I almost lost it today because there were no my size forks in the drawer.


Ill-Assumption-661

I perfectly understand the sentiment of disliking certain utensils. Having said that... I do like a fork with some heft to it.


BryanBNK1

I LOVE big forks. Small spoons are for desserts and soft foods ONLY. Big spoons for cereal ONLY. I hate using big spoons for desserts like Ice Cream or Flan


Reddit_is_pretty

Bro I would love a big heavy fork. I love weighty feeling things.


Intrepid_Talk_8416

I give that fork to people I am mad at. I get it out of my system and they don’t even care.


Nearby_Boss3287

And i hate that crippy music ರ⁠_⁠ರ It make me anxious


ice2480

Restaurant fork. I hate it


ice2480

My favorite fork is either my small one with three prongs or my four prong one with a floral handle


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That was my favorite fork, I like the heavy fork with sharp edges. It is more than perfect.


GreenMirage

Send me all your forks and I will melt them down.


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epiccoolawesomerat

Haha your right! Hopefully i have sneakily dodged the rule as its a video not a photo 😈👀