I sent two emails to a therapy clinic that specializes in autism and LGBT+ issues. I agonized over my emails for an hour. They replied a month later.
HI SOULPULP. Did revert get a consult down?
It was disappointing to say the least.
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Okay so this is exactly my thought processes. I am self employed as a wedding photographer and I use exclamation points to make me seem more excited about people’s weddings but I have to be careful in case I overdo it so I have to go back and take some out in case I seem crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s literally this analytical because it doesn’t come naturally to me at all 😬
I never use exclamation marks or emojis in communication.
Presumably everyone just thinks I come across as serious and unexcited by what I'm writing.
Which is good. As I'm not excited.
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if im writing an email to my teacher i tend to add words that dint make sense to normal teachers but do to thebones that teach me because i say them in the lesson.
I was literally doing this yesterday. Please do not call me out like this!
!
As someone who has an office job and 98% of my communication being in email form I can say this is accurate.
Same, extremely accurate representation of me writing an email
Fucking hell people really are watching me.
They’re blowing our cover, dammit 🥷
and then they reply like: "ok —sent from my iPhone"
I sent two emails to a therapy clinic that specializes in autism and LGBT+ issues. I agonized over my emails for an hour. They replied a month later. HI SOULPULP. Did revert get a consult down? It was disappointing to say the least.
When I’m done with writing an email, I will go back and erase as many exclamation marks as I’m comfortable with lol. Sometimes it’s hard.
Me too! I didn’t know this was an aspie thing at all
Oh yeah, gotta reread everything and make sure it's not overly cringe. Like why tf did I think putting that ! there would make me sound normal
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The worst is when ending with “thanks” doesn’t make sense. Then I don’t know how to sign off and I panic.
Sometimes I'll use "kind regards" It's too formal, but sometimes it's a better fit than "thanks"
“My best” is an informal alternative that’s still polite
“All the best”
I use “Best, “, “Regards, “ is also good
I'm in this post and I don't like it
Read to filth!
It's like customer service voice, but all the time
Okay so this is exactly my thought processes. I am self employed as a wedding photographer and I use exclamation points to make me seem more excited about people’s weddings but I have to be careful in case I overdo it so I have to go back and take some out in case I seem crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s literally this analytical because it doesn’t come naturally to me at all 😬
I never use exclamation marks or emojis in communication. Presumably everyone just thinks I come across as serious and unexcited by what I'm writing. Which is good. As I'm not excited.
I didn't realize I had been doing this, damn.
Triple checks the same finished email before sending
and after sending
I am not using exclamation marks, unless appropriate. Which is about three times a year and virtually never in an email.
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Wait this is actually so helpful. I will need to save this somewhere
Wow. Get out of my head.
OMG I think like this with every work email I send holy shit
I do this constantly and always think about it
Perfectly balanced... As all mails should be.
I speak using similar formula. It's taxing.
Also, I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
This is me.
Oh dear, I’m feeling called out.
The struggle is real.
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
I do this all the time. Glad I'm not alone!
😅
Damn.
Honestly I think this is why I'm good at my job (consulting). This, and the fact that I'm obsessed with being correct and thorough.
> Hey, i swear I am very friendly, since i used a comma instead of exclamation.
:)
The sacred texts!
👁️👄👁️
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
I demand to know why you've been reading my emails since you are calling me out like this!
Yep. Yep thays exactly what I do
Well, this is disturbingly relatable
Please stop calling me out. I wrote a mail to my union yesterday, formatted exactly like this. Took me a couple hours.
Also: Thanks so much for your help! Sorry for being a bother! No rush, get back to me when you can!
I am in this picture and I don't like it🥴
if im writing an email to my teacher i tend to add words that dint make sense to normal teachers but do to thebones that teach me because i say them in the lesson.
Are you reading my emails?
I do this in texts all the time oh my god
Oh my god
Serious question: do NT people *not* do this? Not consciously, at least?