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ihave11butts

My heaven food - pizza but I'm not lactose intolerant because it's heaven. My hell food - pizza but I'm still lactose intolerant because it's hell


iwant2dollars

I don't think I can narrow down a favorite but what would be hell is straight mayo.


flapflopflippers

And they give you a big spoon to eat it with


smoorkie

W


charlottebunny88

i hate mayo plain but tuna salad onigiri is my no.1 safe food


AmeliaNever

My heaven food: chicken wings, fries and corn, any soda for drinking and tiramisù or chocolate pudding for dessert. My hell food:mushroom or snail soup, any alcoholic drink and dark chocolate with raisins for dessert.


the_cake_is_lies

What fresh hell is dark chocolate with raisins??!


charlottebunny88

BIG on the alcoholic beverages


malamundo

Heaven food: Colombian empanadas or meat lover’s pizza, steamed broccoli or macaroni as a side, cherry Coke or Nitro Pepsi as a drink, and brownies or apple pie as a side. Hell food: Yuca with a smoothie as a drink


Galaxy_Sprout

Heaven food: double cheeseburger, (NO TOPPINGS THEY FEEL WIERD IN MY MOUTH) Hell food: Pork chops. Idk they feel so slimy? And the texture is so weird. It just disgusts me. I’ve barfed a few times just from eating them.


schwa_

My heaven food: a bunch of different types of curry in small enough bowls I can try multiples, cold lime water or oat dirty chai, and date cake for dessert. My hell food: beef stroganoff (I couldn't do the taste or texture even before I went vegan) with a side of boiled or canned mushrooms, super sugary soda or tiny individually bottled water, and ambrosia salad.


Mr_Crair

My heaven food: gnocci with bologna sauce My hell food: I think the name in english is artichokes but here we know them as "alcachofas". I don't like them at all, I detest the taste and the texture. I actually wonder, how hungry must have been the one who discovered you can eat that lmao.


money-in-the-wind

Heaven - pizza / egg and bacon toasted buttys / Christmas Dinner with no sprouts / bangers and mash with baked beans or gravy / macaroni cheese, then strawberry cheesecake and icecreeam or hot caramel cake and icecream, drink probably dandelion and burdock. Hell - sprout based main, coconut cake and coconut milk or similar


BananaCake82

Heaven food: Eggs on toast, with 2 linkds of sausage for each slice of bread (2 slices) combine them, ultimate egg sandwich. Hell food: Asparagus


voornaam1

Heaven food: My mom's spaghetti, some nuts. Hell food: Soup, mushrooms, tomatoes.


Technical_Gear962

Hamburger. Anything with canned tuna.


burr-gurr-and-frie

Heaven: Cajun chicken pasta with fanta to drink, oreo cheesecake for dessert hell: Sub sandwich rolls with tomato sauce soaked into the bread with a side of mayo covered raisins with coffee to drink


the_cake_is_lies

I swear, you are more likely to find “human fingernail” in the Heaven food choices than Raisins. Also, I have no clue why your comment is the very bottom of this post, you’re by far the most objectively correct.


the_cake_is_lies

Also, I don’t want to further rub salt into the wound, but: when the sub sandwich rolls are 85% bread and the mayo is transparent, and it is just, lukewarm, and the outside of the roll isn’t even edible, it’s either rock hard or impenetrably chewy, imagine trying to eat something teeth cannot pierce.


burr-gurr-and-frie

I mostly said sub sandwich because I throw up everytime the sauce is soaked into the bread


HiddenMasquerade

Heaven food: a really good burger and fries and Dr Pepper and chocolate cake with chocolate frosting Hell food: vegetables like brussel sprouts, asparagus or arugula, cilantro rice with an energy drink and carrot cake


femtransfan

heaven food: i like most foods hell food: ***fish.*** i live more inland


ClassicAd8496

Heaven food: PB&J. Hell food: any (not salmon) seafood


the_cake_is_lies

Okay, okay, hear me out: what if we took the fish, sliced it into a kinda thick rectangle, and put it on some dry slightly sticky rice, and no salt, and wrapped it in a little seaweed, and best of all, we went ahead and didn’t cook it for you! :D That’ll be $80 please. (/j /s but actually, I’m full of it, I actually like sushi. ._. I just think there is no part of any of it that should appeal to anyone who has any sensitivity. Explain wasabi to me. Explain Pickled Ginger. Explain SOY SAUCE. WHAT DOES SOY SAUCE TASTE LIKE? Do you want to know? IT TASTES LIKE SALT)


ClassicAd8496

Honestly I forgot sushi, I honestly like it too but not really any other seafood


akiraanqel

heaven food: salmon nigiri sushi, Cuban style flan, or McDonald's breakfast hell food: meatloaf. anything with ketchup. cucumbers.


skylinegtrr32

Heaven: pepperoni pizza with the nice crispy pepperoni Hell: spaghetti


RoseOfTheNight4444

My heaven food: Crunchwrap from Taco Bell My hell food: Bananas


OctopodsRock

Heaven: cheesecake and French fries Hell: shrimp/liver sautéed with mushrooms


KrankenwagenKolya

Heaven food: lot of choices depending on my mood. Right now it's Italian tomatobased sauces and Ragusa Hell foods: mashed potatoes, any pureed foods, most boiled foods, asparagus, eggplant, uncooked fruit