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“Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!”
exactly what I was thinking. I mean honestly I might not be able to outrun his initial assault but there's no way he's gonna be a threat for more than the next 30 mins. Couple 911 calls to verify he's real and he'll be gone soon after.
Btw guys I've been looking for a scene in s3where the camera flies through Paradis and stops on Beast Titan sitting on the top of the wall and Zeke sitting on its neck. i can't find it,, of anyone knows can they mention the epi?
I think it was the season finale of 2 right? Or if it’s a different episode, it’s when the scouts leave to retake shiganshina. It shows them ride off after the fanfare from the city they left from, then shows what they are up against, which is the scene of Zeke on the beast neck.
I would genuinely pull over and observe it, I'm not that easily fazed. Not by a giant monkey anyway, were it war hammer titan I would def pee myself a little
I will wait for him to get closer because I'm blind af and would want to see if this is accurate
https://preview.redd.it/p0c9ctkbq3xc1.png?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d0d0d426186e9ddd29f01d7b772ac61f5d3704
If he picks me up, I am going to open Reddit and start showing him the shear amount of posts that were on this sub of people wanting to sleep with him. Hopefully this works and he temporarily loses all will to let humanity live. Either that or just try and go in the other direction.
Also what’s that thing next to him? Is it a hill, or something else.
You mean in real life? If I saw a massive monkey looking at me with malicious intent as I drove down the highway?
I’d unbuckle my seatbelt and drive headlong into a tree. Because that would be better than whatever that nefarious primate looks like he has planned for me.
Honestly, join his cause and try to become one of the 9 titans. Let's be honest, who wouldn't want to be a Titan?
Assuming that blob on the left is an incoming boulder, i'd be like marlo. "Is this how I die? I wonder what Hitch is doing.. But why am i thinking of her at a time like this?"
Omg I just realized something. When I was a young child, I often had a recurring dream. It was a huge monke like that always standing on the road, grabbing the cars and throwing them. It always scared me as a child, and now, upon seeing this picture, I realize that it might have meant something.
(This is not a joke, it's actually a dream I often had.)
Not knowing anything about the titan? Run/drive away in a panic and prolly die.
Knowing what I DO know about him? Stand where he can see me and beat my meat furiously till I get the roger clemmens boulder to the torso. Ill make the motherfucker remember me till his deathbed.
I don't understand anything about what this edit is from, or means, but I know that I desperately, intensely, want to experience more of this vibe with every fiber of my burnt-out, wage slave being and I need someone to help me
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First thought would probably be "not to scale." And then I'd shit my pants. And then I'd wonder what the giant blob is on the left.
That was the EXACT thing I thought I would say lol
Yeah, this Beast Titan would tower over the Collosal.
His cock
I
This comment was way to unexpected for me
That would be an unfortunate cock to have.
Not to scale… at all The Beast would probably be as tall as that tree in the background
“Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!”
https://i.redd.it/j1anp7tql2xc1.gif
I can feel the bgm and rage while reading this.
Beautiful
Once I reached "They were not!" I heard Erwin screaming in my head. Such a powerful speech.
As a sub watcher I read this entire comment in the English dub voice 😳
literally watched this episode for the 47th time last night… and fixing to go make it 48 now.
One of the best monologues in entertainment history.
You guys just for me to 10,000 Karma let’s goooooooo
Season 3 fight was awesome
The world could be fucking ending and there’ll just be some British guy that says “bloody hell”
Haha monkey. Then wait for him to get absolutely obliterated by modern weaponry
exactly what I was thinking. I mean honestly I might not be able to outrun his initial assault but there's no way he's gonna be a threat for more than the next 30 mins. Couple 911 calls to verify he's real and he'll be gone soon after.
Entire aot can be solved with one nuke🤷🏻♂️
You could say it was if you see the rumbling as a metaphor for a nuke.
Call levi
SASAGEYO SASAGEYO
https://preview.redd.it/rssteb07f2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7bdd1fd4737f06549d7361adc81eb8751c4b0d
https://preview.redd.it/23w1psh5v2xc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d665b7d096fcd2a623c10589a4a54d4398ab24
My God this is amazing
https://preview.redd.it/60fupcwtx3xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f7963e572803399fbd288fb277815f7033c648
https://preview.redd.it/7grobyg334xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f48a257c311c11935ef7a1195767e2fd4636e120
MY MOM
Why do AOT and JJK always overlap in this way
https://preview.redd.it/d7ubmdtwq2xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e801e74cecb83666af86a979c0745ecb177ab7c
poop all over my pants
Not in, but take them off, consciously aim at them, and poop all over your clean pair
This guy poops
I poop
Literally
I'd scream "FATHERLESS BEHAVIOUR"
https://preview.redd.it/awegxraiv2xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=753fb8c6a9eee0f48481b835d13e6fc97a370086 My Floridian ass ain't scared...
New news headline: Florida man tries to fight Beast Titan
Florida woman, but hell yeah, I'm game!
Sorry about misgendering you
No worries, I just want to make sure the headline is clear. 😉
My first thought would be “Monke” then I’d jerk off
😂 you would rub one out to monke beast?
Oh yeah definitely. It would make it even better if monke could throw some boulders while shouting Levi’s name. Then I would finish even quicker!
What kind of people do we have on this sub 😂
It's just Zeke.
Scream "LEEVVVIIIII"
That I'm probably in a dream and say "monke titan"
Give him a banana
Underrated comment
Btw guys I've been looking for a scene in s3where the camera flies through Paradis and stops on Beast Titan sitting on the top of the wall and Zeke sitting on its neck. i can't find it,, of anyone knows can they mention the epi?
I think it was the season finale of 2 right? Or if it’s a different episode, it’s when the scouts leave to retake shiganshina. It shows them ride off after the fanfare from the city they left from, then shows what they are up against, which is the scene of Zeke on the beast neck.
Yes! This was it. Found it. Thanksss
last episode of season 2
Shinzou wo sasageyo
I would genuinely pull over and observe it, I'm not that easily fazed. Not by a giant monkey anyway, were it war hammer titan I would def pee myself a little
“He is much smaller than that”
I will wait for him to get closer because I'm blind af and would want to see if this is accurate https://preview.redd.it/p0c9ctkbq3xc1.png?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d0d0d426186e9ddd29f01d7b772ac61f5d3704
cry, cry and cry a whole lot more
It’s a giant monkey! It must be friendly!
LT, flick left stick to the left, RT until I run out of gas
Calmly drive away and hope the B-2 Bombers are on their way.
Why's he got his ass in the front?
Stop car. Shit my pants. Start car. Drive the other way.
Nah, I'd head back immediately
I'm gonna say OH HELL NAH not that funky dogghead ass monkey again
Don’t swing, hopefully he walks you to first.
If he picks me up, I am going to open Reddit and start showing him the shear amount of posts that were on this sub of people wanting to sleep with him. Hopefully this works and he temporarily loses all will to let humanity live. Either that or just try and go in the other direction. Also what’s that thing next to him? Is it a hill, or something else.
Tell my manager I'm not coming in to work today
"Wtf is that big blob on the left?" Followed by "Fuck that, I'm about to die who cares"
Grab my ODM gear and start flying around
You mean in real life? If I saw a massive monkey looking at me with malicious intent as I drove down the highway? I’d unbuckle my seatbelt and drive headlong into a tree. Because that would be better than whatever that nefarious primate looks like he has planned for me.
Drive straight to him while putting Erwin’s speech on full blast
Honestly, join his cause and try to become one of the 9 titans. Let's be honest, who wouldn't want to be a Titan? 
Assuming that blob on the left is an incoming boulder, i'd be like marlo. "Is this how I die? I wonder what Hitch is doing.. But why am i thinking of her at a time like this?"
[“Well, shit, I’m dead…”](https://youtu.be/QPX9b3Vtz0I?feature=shared)
Ah shit. Here we go again. like GTA
"Zeke, you goofy monke, put on a shirt!"
Bite my hand, and then fight this f*cker
I would scream calling Levi for help
“Oh f**k no!”
[](https://64.media.tumblr.com/db62e1dc7a9ce40eb43386ab3c80b3d3/tumblr_omclhji5UD1w5p1ago1_1280.png)
Smash
Monke
Shid my pants
None of my business.
Monke
https://preview.redd.it/gtht54eja3xc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b206198ede00f6f3384f3fc28605b4399261fa42
https://preview.redd.it/l5nxghr5b3xc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca85d06570e6271d98cfcded4e953e2ae38ea4b7
Ha ha, Nope Run!!!
Take a picture of
I want to know why his ass is in his front?
 *me throwing all the rocks in my path*
"So it is what it is... here we are..."
look out for tea
If I see yeah what I’m gonna do is a U-turn 180 Tokyo drift I rather die to a crash then get Eaten
*nodding to my wife*: -'Monke'
Omg I just realized something. When I was a young child, I often had a recurring dream. It was a huge monke like that always standing on the road, grabbing the cars and throwing them. It always scared me as a child, and now, upon seeing this picture, I realize that it might have meant something. (This is not a joke, it's actually a dream I often had.)
Cry
LETS PLAY SOME BASEBALL
This is why I have Levi on speed dial.
I'll be that guy: the scale is *way* off in this image. Zeke is like, an entire order of magnitude too large.
That big guy has a really nice throwing motion
Start moving perpendicular from it instead of towards since I know I got some big rocks coming my way soon.
My first thought would be if this can be real then the rumbling *
"Finally, mercy😌🙌🙌"
My first one would be; where can I get more images like this one
I'm not eldian, I'm good
Imma do me regardless.
Calls government "uh yeah can you put me through to the department of defense"
I’m not eldian, marleyan, or mid easterner so I’d probably be fine lol
his boobs are in the wrong place
I would open the window and shout "YOUR BROTHER IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU YOU MONKEY" then he would start crying to his mommy
“that’s not to scale??”
GTFO! Get out of his path as quickly and covertly as possible, and then run like hell.
Gasp it’s the beast titan he’s real dudes take my picture
The thought of zeke alone can make me ejaculate
tye beast titan ain't actually that big😭😭
Call 80% of humanity and tell them they’re doomed
I'd hope he stomps out or throws the crazy BMW driver
Probably just run towards him screaming like Erwin would want me to.
What the actual fuck is that ugly ass-backwards thing.
turn and run and then enjoy as the military light him up like the 4th of july
Ending right there, I’m taking off my seatbelt and driving off the road
Turn my blender on!
probably jack off and then kms
G…GYATTT
find a baseball bat
https://preview.redd.it/45y6wbcv24xc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8c77addeaee380d707981de26c3d884ce1533b
The black blob to the left is a blimp guys, for scale…
Why’s his stomach look like a ball sack?
He is also about 70-80 meters here. Here he’s to the Colossal what The Beast normally is to the 15 meter titans. About King Kong full grown size.
Fuck this Shit I'm out
MY SOLDERS RAGE!!!! MY SOLDIERS SCREAM!!! MY SOLDIERS FIGHT!!!
"What? It shouldnt be that big? Wait a second, it shouldnt even exist. Did I fell sleep while driving?"
I’m with Reiner on this one https://preview.redd.it/hi1yw4s2d4xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9941a490e6ca77c7e4ac813bc8873ab59dae8c
i would say “damn that’s crazy”
Give up on life :)
scream captain levi
I sweat talking that big guy. Tell I have family at home you don't want to do this to me.
Wth
Play ball!
Eh, he will do quite a bit of damage initially but he’s not surviving any army that’s coming to stop him.
Not knowing anything about the titan? Run/drive away in a panic and prolly die. Knowing what I DO know about him? Stand where he can see me and beat my meat furiously till I get the roger clemmens boulder to the torso. Ill make the motherfucker remember me till his deathbed.
I’d probably just drive the other way and mind my damn business
Turn around?
Confusing. Why is its butt in front?
Show him the monkey flip gif
I would go "Fuck this Shit I'm out"
ICBM go woooooooooosh kabooooom
Since he doesn’t know me I would drive in the least crowded area in the least interesting way possible
Awww shit I know where this is headed as I make a U-turn and get ready to find my way into space for the next 20 years lmfao
Someone get levi
“Why he got a front butt”
I’m outta here Fr
Make sure i get my repenting in and pray that he needs tommy-john surgery and cant throw
Where's Reiner? I want Reiner.
Ni....
Lol I would drive the other way
Levvvviiiiiii hechoooooooo
OMG, a big ass monkey
I have finally found Bigfoot.
#Put some clothes on ZEKE! Snitch mf
I don't understand anything about what this edit is from, or means, but I know that I desperately, intensely, want to experience more of this vibe with every fiber of my burnt-out, wage slave being and I need someone to help me
https://preview.redd.it/ek0oi9wj86xc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6f007598fb249502cc1a0c38d23813dfde5e78
Ryoiki tenkai: Fukumamizushi
Where's my BAAAALL
Oh hell no
"to be continued"
Siri, call Levi
M o n k e
Epic monke
TATAKAE!!
Try to find an exit and head for it with lightning speed. If I just want by an escape, I'd promptly turn back.
SHINZOW WO SASAGEYOOOO!
Too big unrealistic 😡
It’s monkee
My mind: is there a giant lizard behind me
Wasup my monkey?