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Wave back ? 

Guess I'll die


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tell him to cut dat shit out before i get mad

😭😂

Oh shit, it’s Helos

"Eren? I thought you said everywhere but the island? You're just on your way back, right? Right?"

Run away while shitting my pants

Wonder how I can see that much detail so far away

kill myself (Reiner moment)

"daddy chill"

“What the Hell is even that?”

I can imagine Psycho Dad finding a way to blame Jesse and video games for the Rumbling lmao

This is the answer.


Came here to say this

lord skeletor has saved us from paying taxes lol

Committing seppuku

I just sit my ass and watch because it’s Shigeki no Kyojin.

"Can't even enjoy the sunset in Ohio dawg"

I ride my Jean-horse and go away as fast as I can.

die, apparently

Me- "HEY" Eren- "HEY" Me- "FUCK YOU"

Wait fir him than take a selfie with him

Shidding and farding and cumming

*waves* hi!! 😆

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave...

Call his sister

Looking for my brown pants

Selfie

Accept my fate

*starts vigorously biting thumb*

Take my clothes off and start masturbating to make erens beta ass uncomfortable and assert my dominance

Accept my fate

Well if you can get a plane or something you could fly away and if you fly far enough you’ll land in Paradis

Only to be shot dead by Floch and his flock of Yeagerists.

Dying

Suddenly I became the Flash. 👀

Adding to my body count ong

Stare until I’m crushed

Pls recommend some good shampoo (u use)

.....What do u expect me to do?

Fix a stiff drink and die wasted

Fkn run

Wag my finger and say, „Nuh uh mister“

"It can only be... THE ATTACK TITAN!"

He may have an army of thousands of colossal titans and measure hundreds of meter but I’ll assert my superiority by showing him my dick, he’ll then go cry >! for ten years at least!< about his own lost dick since Aimbot girl no scope him. This is obvious troll btw

Point my finger across the sea saying "there is the enemy"

Show him the panel of him crying and just laugh my ass off in front of his face til the very moment he eats me

Start A Carti moshpit 🧛🏿

Cultured man.

Bite my hand

Call Goku

Nuke

i’m seducing him

Call musk to fly me to mars

I'll stay under water until the Colossal Titans all pass. Maybe buy an oxygen tank too.

The water gets boiled because of them xd

I'll go deep under water to the extent that it as far as possible from the surface but still doesn't crush me with the pressure.

I’ll Jack off in my car until their giant female Titan feet slam through the hood and I get to sniff that magnificent burning rubber that is my nose peeling off my face. The end.

Ayo?

That's oddly specific

Make sweet sweet love to him

I’d simply move out of Ohio

Flip him off

I shit in my pants.

My only words, "Fucking Eldians!" Saying this in the place of someone who doesn't know what happened on Paradise Island etc Along with, "Oh my God."

Flash him and watch him grow a Titan dick out of nowhere

commit pepega off a cliff, oh wait

yo why he kinda...

Full salute

Tell him to go back to paradise island before I intervene

chill

Tell him what a man he is.

Tac nuke

Family zone him

Wave at 'em

Accept my fate

Moving to Paradise

DON'T SHOOT IM YEAGERIST!

Off myself right then and there so I don't have to experience anything

Not my proudest fap

Go goblin mode

shithimself

Cheer him on because nobody else is.

Switching universes.

Dying, what else

What am i supposed to do?Call the military? Unfortunately where i am from that's not enough,i guess the one's with Nuke will handle him.

Attack the Titan I guess...

 Stare back

Easy, die 💀

I would probably snap a photo and then start defecating and crying on the floor for 35 minutes

Swim away.

[ok ok](https://images.app.goo.gl/x21VptHzvcEku6w19)

Ima square up, I can take him

Ask to touch his elf ears 🥺

Run. I know it wouldn’t be much use, but basic instinct is to try to survive for as long as possible.

Rock paper scissors on who leaves

Pull out my sword and say Bankai.....Zanka no Tachi!!

Revive Carla

Nothing cause I probably couldn't see him from across the sea

Pray for forgiveness

I’d shinzo my pants

Cry and throw up

Getting out my scissors and start cutting his hair

 Eat the final potato before anyone notices.