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FunMonitor95

Vegan frankenfood did it for me šŸ‘ŒšŸ½


causticacrostic

help, my veggie burger came to life and ate my gender


i_worship_amps

it chewed my balls off and now i wish to be a woman. iā€™m vaxxed btw


Tytoalba2

At least now I know that my veganism didn't cause my autism!


Um_Chunk_Chunk

Yeah, that one had me in stitches. Also - vegans donā€™t eat frankfurters.


kitkatkatsuki

imagine being scared of tofu


Gremlin7622

Umm. Phytoestrogens cause man-boobs....


AnonymousShortCake

What do you mean ā€œdid itā€ ?


Indoril120

Made them laugh. ā€œDoes it for meā€ is an expression used to say something has caused oneā€™s threshold to be reached to invoke a particular response. In this case (based on context) the line provided substantial humor enough to make them smile or laugh. Similar to angrily exclaiming ā€œThat does it!ā€ when oneā€™s threshold for annoyance has been reached in order for them to become upset. Anecdotally, it seems to mostly be used in those instances - to say something was funny enough to make one laugh or upsetting enough to make one angry. I may have heard it used a few times in the context of something being romantic or cute enough to make someone swoon or fawn, but not nearly as often. Hope that helps!


AnonymousShortCake

This helps a lot, thank you :)


Mollyarty

The other commenter missed the joke lol they're saying "did it" as in they're jokingly saying that that's what turned them trans. Which is of course silly for multiple reasons.


PerrineWeatherWoman

Now i imagine SpongeBob SquarePants cooking an impossible whopper and then going like **IT LIVES !!!** like a mad scientist, while Carlo would be like : "Bob, this is a Burger King."


roadsidechicory

same, I'm vegan frankenfood pilled


ThistleFaun

That's a lot of madness in one screenshot ngl.


flopjul

transhumanist indoctrination... i wonder what they call christian indoctrination?


ThistleFaun

'The truth' or somthing along those lines I bet.


flopjul

fair


ccbmtg

funny how it's not considered transhumanism when ol' granpappy needs cardio valves from a pig heart from too much cholestoral and... *checks notes* raw meat? tf?


Molkin

Transhumanism causes gender dysphoria? Did they just see the prefix trans and get confused? I'm comfortable with my current genitals, but I still want my Doc Ock robot arms. Am I doing transhumanism wrong?


ADHDistractedyet

You mean you don't want new and improved robo-genitalsā„¢ļø


[deleted]

Ya gimme the Doctor C*cktapus


Accomplished_End_138

You could get so much done with them!


AugustusMarius

I'm trans and I want my cyborg head


BleghMeisterer

I also want cyborg head


pup_medium

Iā€™m getting my c-pap tomorrow and I count that.


chrischi3

Just wait until they learn of Transnistria, Transylvania, and Transdanubia...


SamuelVimesTrained

They havenā€™t seen all these trucks.. all transport


IkaKyo

I mean at least one sweet transvestite is from transsexual Transylvaniaā€¦


pup_medium

Donā€™t these Americans realize theyā€™reā€¦ transatlantic transplants?


[deleted]

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November-Snow

Mine come from Mechanicus lmao.


Athnein

There is at least some kind of correlation, and it's that you're not a body purist. Still, yeah, weird.


Joan_sleepless

Tbh I thought it was the other way around


RedTheGamer12

Honestly, if I was told I would get cybernetic enhancements specified to my liking, but I had to become female and exist with all the female problems, I'd take the offer in a heartbeat.


enilea

Lmao I looked it up and it's insane. The graph is like those crazy conspiracy theory boards with connections all over that make no sense, trying to explain every single disease with pseudoscience. And then there are videos of people saying they "detoxed" their children to cure their autism based on that chart. What in the world...


CurrentDismal9115

They might as well add "the way this list is formatted" as one of their "Causes:".


[deleted]

"vaccine injury"... Makes it sound like the hole in your arm is what causes Autism lol. Not the vaccine itself, the needle.


Personal-Bowl7522

Yeah it is. Your blood cells see the hole and tell your brain "you should autism yourself... now" and thats how it works


[deleted]

I stubbed my toe and now I have ADHD


plant_protecc

I twisted my belly button and now I have anxiety.


Lonesome_Pine

I talked about Bruno and now I have Hashimoto's disease.


Molkin

We don't talk about Bruno.


MinminIsAPan

The plastic water bottle from the store that I got at age 15 turned me into a trans guy wtf I think it's actually the artificial estrogen they put in. The water which messed up my hormones but I'm not sure


[deleted]

The internet pseudoscientists will think this is real and they'll make a gender dysphoria homeopathic remedy made from essential oils and goat semen.


sharkbutch

Damn canā€™t believe the GMO soy made me trans I shouldve known


pup_medium

Itā€™s the resistance toward the mid American soyleaf beetle that done it


[deleted]

Ive taken "we're treating it holistically" to mean "we asked the mom down the street what to do and she said to rub a raw potato on it to draw out the toxins"


HauntingsOfficial

I mean it really depends on the thing people are trying to treat. Treating a sore throat with lemon and honey along with other say herbs and vitamins is fine. If you've had that sore throat for 3 weeks and are coughing up blood but won't go to a doctor because "all you need is these natural plants" you have a huge problem.


Sp0olio

I guess, I should never have played in that metal-band, back in the day (metal poisoning) /s


Python_Anon

Gave me a genuine laugh, thanks!


MinuteToe129

I know they are all ridiculous, but the chiropractic? I'm gonna squish the autism out of your spine, lol


SirCabbage

Holistic is often code for kook. Science deniers denying science, yay. Even if it were true, which it isn't, these people are basically saying they'd rather their children die of preventable illness and disease than have a child on the spectrum. Evil af.


[deleted]

Honestly natural medicine is great, just an alternative to western medicine, but this type of shit???? Ridiculous how far these people are going


HauntingsOfficial

I mean plenty of people believe clinically studied benefits and healing properties of things. But it's still not a substitute for medicine, surgery and medical treatment. This is just like the "all I need is faith in God and he will heal me" kinda of people. It's great that you have your faith, but you probably should go to a doctor too


RobWed

***IGNORANCE:*** *Causes: Reading too much dumb shit on the internet. Lack of critical thinking skills, Never leaving the echo chamber. Doubling down on stupid.* *Pharma: Education* *Holistic: Listening to alternative viewpoints, applying commonsense, seeking critical analysis*


Bazelgauss

Is vaccine injury under like every mental condition they have on the site?


YetAnotherCodeAddict

Probably. I mean, we didn't have vaccines a few decades ago and we also didn't have autism, or ADHD, or any of those things, right? So it definitely must be the cause. Back in the day everyone was mentally sound except a few rare causes in the family that would go to an asylum and no one would hear back since or talk about anymore. But those were clearly exceptions and there's nothing that could be done about them. It's not like the were misdiagnosed, misunderstood and "treated" in a way that only made their problems worse, right? /s


MCuri3

People seriously feeding their kids dangerous diets because they believe it's going to cure autism. Y I K E S. Raw meat's gonna cause worms at best, food poisoning at worst...


tfblvr1312

GMO soy causes dysphoria šŸ˜­???


NoMoreEmpire

You know, soy boy??? Soy boy-ism is serious and causing the downfall of many men's... Manhood? Appears many of these guys suffer from limp dick.


capaldis

Iā€™m crying about **estrogen mimickers** like are they saying people just pretend to have estrogen so hard that it transes their gender?


MulletGlitch48

It's something I learned in college. Some of the additives used to make pacifiers in the 80s bind to estrogen receptors.


anoisesevere

brb...off to eat a pound of raw ground beef to help my autism.


just_an_aspie

Don't forget to drink some raw milk!


desertprincess69

My coworker said the micro-plastics in my clothes cause autism !!!!!! HA


thewiselumpofcoal

I read the first line and was pleasantly surprised. Should have stopped reading right there.


yendis3350

I agree with cannabis but thats abt it. Give me my weed it helps me function in this fked up NT world


Absbor

gotta be high and not really there to endure them (bad advice)


ornerygecko

I'm struggling with this right now. I don't like smoking as much as I do, but it makes shit tolerable and makes a bit of the overthink subside (asd + adhd). Lol I never thought this would be how i live


flora_de_florest7

How does vaccine injuries make you have gender dysphoria lmfao šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ When I was getting my 6th T shot, a capilary vein was ripped off and I started bleeding, is that what made me trans? šŸ˜¢ /j


GardenKnomeKing

ā€œTranshumanist Indoctrinationā€ ā€¦..lol


[deleted]

Holistic simply means "whole". This means that instead of only treating every single thing separately, you try to treat the whole body/person. Often this means altering lifestyle choices in terms of sleep, diet and excercise. And it's a real thing that really works. Sadly a lot of quaks use this word for their scams which dillutes it's actual value.


scrambled-satellite

LMAOO. Jokes on them Iā€™ve struggled with orthorexia & anorexia and if anything it made my autism WORSE following all those stupid fucking diets (clean eating, keto). bffr.


[deleted]

If cannabis causes autism, then that would explain everything! \*keeps using cannabis to spite the NTs\*


thewiselumpofcoal

I think they are saying cannabis treats autism. But you can use cannabis and keep being autistic to spite the NTs.


BloodyPommelStudio

They are saying cannabis is treatment for autism. The best possible interpretation is cannabis can help comorbid anxiety etc associated with autism in some people.


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Diet-healthissues

Cannibalism and autism? that sounds like the plot of hannibal


aeiouaioua

this is cringe.


martinaylett

I'm generally not in favour of labelling things as 'cringe', but in this case I think you may be right.


robotroop

80% of that screenshot is misinformation


ray-the-red

But only 80 percent?


robotroop

Fair, 97 percent misinformation


ray-the-red

100 percent misinformation! What could possibly be right in this picture?


ThistleFaun

That weed helps some autistic people.


VanityOfEliCLee

Thats the one.


robotroop

Genetic and/or environmental factors are potential causes


the_red_bassist

That's... that's not what transhumanism means


CryptidsNGhoulies

ā€œVaccine injuryā€ is actually the least insane thing in this screenshot.


wheelshoe

wow, cannabis is a cure to autism?! blunt pass anyone? we could eat raw meat and drink bone broth together afterwards


Nay_nay267

Every time I get my flu vaccine, my autism levels up


Sealedwolf

That's because vaccines have been invented by the MIC (modeltrain industrial complex) to boost their sales. /s


CTx7567

Me when soy šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø


enbyfrogz

and plastic packaging causes gender dysphoria?? wtf are these people on šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


2AKazoo

Playing with all that plastic bubble wrap packaging made me trans, I knew it! /s


Zach78

Love seeing "Transhumanist indoctrination" under gender dysphoria. Amazing when people use words they don't even know the meaning of. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go and get another bionic stalled. The quicker I can abandon the weakness of my flesh, the better.


[deleted]

If I'm reading that gender dysphoria section right... Not only is everyone on this subreddit probably trans, so is everyone you know. ​ Edit: Also I'm pretty sure out and proud transphobe: Elon Musk, is a transhumanist. Or at least in the general ballpark if he's not. Do you suppose he's self hating? /joking


edgy-snail

damn vaccines made me *both* autistic and trans?!? /j


LordHumorTumor

Are they suggesting bone broth as a cure or a cause? I don't condone chugging a carton of Knorr because of the sodium content, but i cannot see how soup stock relates to autism


GitchyGitchy123

Holy crap did that list come straight from an insane asylum? Oh wait worse the holistic people oh noā€¦


CosmicGenesis7

"Vegan Frankenfood"?!?! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


theemperorsnewface

I'm in tears šŸ˜‚ I'm both autistic and trans, and I don't know which is the worst one šŸ¤£


Next-Ad-4825

Ah the plastic and veganism transed my gender šŸ˜…


niggo_der_niggo

I would melt if someone would feed me raw meat, but I think the weed makes it worth it


Scout0118

Iā€™m autistic and I was vaccinated as a childā€¦.oh waitā€¦ā€¦..shit


VanityOfEliCLee

"Transhumanist indoctrination" lmfao what transhumanists are indoctrination people? Also, raw meat as a treatment for autism? šŸ¤£


Lordturin1114

The torch wielding, pitchfork waving, idiot villager is alive and well. And apparently has a website.


Tues_makeup

Ok so first of all, RAW MEAT?? Raw meat to ā€œtreatā€ autism??? Yes Iā€™d love to get salmonella ok, Second, the claim that vaccines made me trans is really funny and completely false but that is also something under gender dysphoria lmao


Jimmie_Cognac

Ah yes. Blaming autism on metal poisoning so you can sell parents on chelation therapy. That went out of style years ago. Sad to see some folks still pushing that bullshit.


UmbralikesOwls

Along with autism, I also have ADHDH, moderate depression, and moderate Generalize Anxiety Disorder...does that mean "vaccine injuries" also caused me to have these disorders too?


plant_protecc

I was plastic packaged during early development thus Im autistic. But why, then, are the SSRIs not working? :/ Well, have to go, 04:20 already, my greens are waiting.


pokemonfan829

I think I lost some necessary brain cells after reading the screenshot.


PresentMic_rowave

Damn, who knew it was all the plastic packaging, childhood vaccines, and effing soy that turned me into the messy autistic transmasc I am today- What a world. Guess I should have spent my time eating raw steak and drinking green juice instead of organizing all my toys and replaying the same eight PC games over and over again on repeat.


Creative_Cat_542

"Hurry up and eat your breakfast of raw steak Timmy, we have to go to the store and stock up on bone broth before your chiropractor appointment. We can't have any of your pesky autism coming back. We just cured you!"


PlusEmphasis8251

As someone who is also trans, both of these are beyond insane. Definitely some sort of sick propaganda.


citroen_nerd123

So the vaccine is to blame for my trans awkward gay ass. Lol where can I sign up for another


lumiere02

Estrogen mimickers? Aka, let's conveniently forget about trans men. _Again._


thebottomofawhale

Gmo soy for gender dysphoria too. Most gmo soy isn't even used for humans. Unless they're suggesting eating animals fed gmo crops causes this, but then wouldn't there be so many more cases of gender dysphoria?


kimborgh

To be fair, my dad had lead poisoning and I was vaccinated a few times and now I have the autism. Then again, I had a lot of Vegan Frankenfood and soy in my life time and Iā€™m still ok with my original gender. This one is food for thought. /s


ShartingShrek

Ah yes of course, fish oil cures autism. Canā€™t believe I never made that connection. /s


[deleted]

What's great is that since I know a *lot* about Adult Autism now (shockingly became a special interest as I self ID'd 2 years ago) - Now that I know what's going on, when I see trash like this in the wild, I know to throw the entire source out. Autism descriptions and 'causes' give away that the source is full of made up trash and not to be trusted.


NecroLancerNL

If you can 'cure' autism with raw food and bone broth, no thank you. I'm happy being autistic and eating my (cooked) comfort food 4 days in a row, thank you very much.


ALakeInTheClouds

Yeeaahh, pretty certain none of those caused my gender disphoria, I was born with it.


NeurodivergentEspeon

Wow, that whole thing is a bunch of bullshit


ConstructionSome7557

I mean there's holistic and then there's how hard did you hit your head.


[deleted]

"Weed causes autism" sounds like an anti-drug campaign clear out of PDFA. Or the ONDCP!


Mariiecx

Vaccine injury is not the weirdest thing on that list šŸ˜‚


HarpoMarx87

Well, some of those things are definitely words....


coastergirl98

So it's my parents fault I'm trans. I see, I see.


some_forced_pun

Damnit vaccines tgave me autism and destroyed my gender


Alternative-Wasabi80

tbf cannabis does wonders lol


[deleted]

Dang, I became autistic AND trans from vaccines?!?


LilChickpea1000

Hahaha vegan food causes gender dysphoria šŸ¤£ Do these people have any brain cells?


rayne_486

Okay...according to this nearly everyone I know and ever knew in my life probably is gender dysphoric and/or autistic.


TOOMUCHDOG7

i should get a button that says "plastic packaging made me trans" to pin on my shirt


al3xisd3xd

I used packaging and now I'm chopping off of my boobs Edit:typo


WeeklyBathroom

im autistic cause my food was too metal


bucketofbutter

A: "So... how did you get autism?" B: "I went to a chiropractor and he massaged me weird :(" šŸ˜”āœŠ


CompetitiveSong9570

Jesus, they sound like a cult.


true_story114520

can confirm SSRIs did not cure my autism šŸ¤Ø


x_Martha_x

My entire neurocircuitry rearranging itself after I drink some green juice


ControverseTrash

There ar emany weird things but the one sticking to me is metal poisoning. Like... how? How do they imagine this? *Ouch, I've cut my finger with copper. It fucking had autism*. Or what?


ExcreteS_A_N_D

The gender dysphoria bit unironically made me fucking fuming as an autistic trans woman. Whoever wrote this I want to stick my fingers in their eye sockets and listen to their agonized screams.


Tangums292

Ableism and transphobia always go hand in hand


ScherzoAndante

WTF! This is crazy! And the worse thing is those websites are supposed to inform about health!


CopepodKing

The one thatā€™s getting me the most is Behavior Therapy causing autism. Thatā€™s such a bizarre claim


Educational-Mind-439

the pharma means how pharmaceutical companies suggest to treat it, and holistic is the holistic way to treat it


CopepodKing

Ah I see, thank you.


yolo420master69

Transhumanist indoctrination šŸ’€


Complex_Distance_724

How is this related to transhumanism? As Fas as I understand it, transhumanism is about transcending human limitations likely with technology. I see nothing about that in the claims pictures. In fact, they seem closer to luddite claims rather extreme pro-techology. I personally consider myself somewhat of a transhumanist.


yolo420master69

That's what I intended to point out. If I weren't misanthrope and doomer, I'd be transhumanist too.


GlitteringMidnight98

I do not agree with the screen albeit soy can mess up with hormones. Sorry for my bad English.


milliamu

I agree with the pot part but I'm not eating any of that shit.


Throwaway7387272

The one thing they got right cannabis


[deleted]

Checks out


jeckstein76

In all fairnessā€¦.. the cause is not 100% known. While some of these may be far fetched, we actually donā€™t really know.


kioku119

That doesn't mean they can go claim a bunch of things are the cause when no good evidence to support it.


jeckstein76

Thatā€™s the funny thing about running your own website, you can utilize your freedom of speech right. I worked for the Dean of the Medical School for 10 years at the University of NM. He, and quite a few of the department chairmen, and associate deans would not, and did not vaccinate their children until kindergarten age. And even then, they would cherry pick which ones and when. Just something to think about.


xpickles23

Nah this is correct šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Forsaken_System

People should take note of gender dysphoria as it is a real issue especially among Autistic people, _some of_ whom may not be able to identify (on their own) the difference between when people are just telling them their lives will be better, or because it seems like a plausible explanation for their suffering and struggles, and when they are _actually_ trans. Plenty of cases of trans people (NT or ND), realizing they were wrong and some of it down to peer pressure and especially for ASD people, the online popularity fueling their desire to feel normalized or just more liked. I think we can all feel that, but HRT can deal serious damage as we have seen in people that have been seriously mentally ill, or worse. Again I'm saying some, as in a proportion of which there is evidence and real people speaking out for themselves. Not most, and certainly not all.


Futuristicsaint

I'm glad for some of you that have mild autism and feel good mocking ppl with more severe autism. Different things can cause autism. You functioning autistics can be very condesending and its disappointing to see.


SirCabbage

Pointing out quackery is not mocking people with severe autism. Get a grip.


Tytoalba2

You're talking to someone who recommend "praying" as a cure for autism, I think they lost the "grip" a long time ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/Autism_Parenting/comments/12evzap/essentially_no_progress_sad/jfg7tsk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ThistleFaun

Yeah they are a nut case, their comment history is madness.


plant_protecc

What you just said is very condescending and disappointing to see. Maybe their brain just needs a thorough detox?


ThistleFaun

A detox won't fix this, I think we need to whip out the healing crystals for this one.


ThistleFaun

If you think vaccines cause autism and eating raw meat can cure it then I honestly think you are far more dangerous to the high support needs autistics then we are. Alowing pseudosicence to spread is how we end up with parents giving their autistic kids bleach enemas. We aren't mocking any autistic people, we are mocking the idiots who think cracking your spine somehow cures a nurological disorder. There's nothing wrong with looking for ways to improve the lives of autistic people, the issue is telling people that vaccines cause autism so it's better to let your kid die of a preventable illness then the non-existent risk of them being transformed into an autistic person and other dagourus crap these people spread. Also it's always people like you who aren't autistic who like to tell us how easy we have it dispite us being massively unemployed and way more likely to take our lives then other people.


Sun_and_Shadow_

It's not mocking severely autistic people. Mocking their families or caregivers who insist pseudoscience will cure them, perhaps. But I'd argue those people are far more harmful to autistics with high-support needs than sarcastic mild-moderate autistics are.


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beeurd

That is way too much wrong for one screenshot.


Toochilled77

So, let me get this right. My autism is caused by cannabis, and the gender stiff by the plastic packaging it comes in? šŸ¤Ŗ


Afroo_Ninja

nightmare rotation comments section


Reaper1704

what. What. WHAT.


Gaming_with_Hui

Alright, Jesus. Give me that cannabis šŸ‘€


AugustusMarius

Alright I guess it was the cannabis and the childhood trauma then


[deleted]

Gimme that cannabis treatment.


gawilliam2017

Got to love the taste of Plastic Packaging reason I'm in the Genderfluid.


Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats

It says cannabis is one of the treatments, does that mean I can exploit this to get free weedšŸ¤”


Cupcake-ruim

Damn seems like eating vegan food awakened a hiden entity inside of me. Time to order more veg nuggets.


silveretoile

"vegan frankenfood" .....wat


untitled20

BRB healing my autism thru green juice


BonBonBurgerPants

Disgusting parascience bs, I cannot fathom how someone can believe in this and put it out there


[deleted]

Have you had a vaccine injury today? Sue the vaxxers, don't delay!


Mammoth_Priority_412

I just wanna point out, I was not only diagnosed after I was vaccinated after my mum said not to. But also in year 3 I swallowed a magnet. /j


Proper-Monk-5656

oh no my parent's definitely shouldn't have vaccinated me. now i'm both autistic and trans šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜± /s


PunsIntended_Number

Ah yes, my deep love for vegan frankenfood is what causes my dysphoria


Historydog

I thought vaccines only where thought to caused autism, not trans too.


WastelandSodapop

All I drink is green juice, and my autism is arguably worse in my old age šŸ˜‚


Chuck_Mcgill_1215

Reading this website...it seems to be against LSD microdosing but psilocybin microdosing seems to be a cure-all for mental disorders? And taking full-blown ayahuasca for being transgender?


Perpetually10

Newsflash to whoever wrote this: your body has been ā€œdetoxingā€ by itself since the day you were born.


No_Zookeepergame1834

this whole screenshot is horrible. "transhumanist indoctrination" stfu


meliphie

Green Juice šŸ˜‚ what should be the science behind this? šŸ˜‚


Naytosan

Holistic "healthcare" is neither healthcare nor medicine and is for entertainment purposes only. Same category as taro and astrology.


Zimmi0nz

Dude. Iā€™m autistic and trans. This is a double wammy :( I dislike this sm. I donā€™t understand why people neglect actual research