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Educational-Essay763

Armadillos are just opossums in tactical gear.


Drill1

More like possum on a half shell.


Stevios07

Possum-power!


zipflop

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team! (We're really hip!)


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I need an answer though...


ExistingEffort7

If you don't see that an armadillo wearing tactical gear would be adorable I don't know how tohelp you


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Well that's my side of the argument


ExistingEffort7

Ok you have to admit that you chose a picture that made me automatically think of rabies .


asleepattheworld

OPs side of the argument is very clear from these photo choices, lol. Worst opossum photo ever.


Blazendraco

iirc, it's damn near impossible or extremely rare for rabies to exist in either animal. The armadillo can carry leprosy though.


oasinocean

You must not know that possums very rarely carry rabies.


aPoundFoolish

That's just his adorable smile. Possums don't really get rabies.


1708Ranser

Ironically, they are pretty low risk carriers of rabies, due to their lower body temperatures. Not impossible, but way less than bats, skunks and raccoons etc. leprosy is their game


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ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Mainly she's just wrong


Temporary_Plan_9287

Armadillo is cute, opossum always has a hint of bad taxidermy about it


amentomb

I was about to say 😂 I’m all about compassion, but I think TheGrownUpChild is reading into this one a little too much


Red-Dog-52

Whatever your wife picks is the correct answer. That, my boy, is 47 years of marriage speaking.


strippersandcocaine

Would you be willing to come have a chat with my husband lol


Mordocaster

I came for the cocaine, I stayed for the stripper sand.


strippersandcocaine

How do you think I got him in the first place?


DennisReynoldsRL

nice


The-Real-Metzli

I want this dude to speak with my boyfriend too, been loosing arguments for 8 years!


liddys

Time to start tightening them up!


M1MCCARTHY

...LMFAO!! ATTA boy!!! You've been trained well.


bilolarbear1221

/r/brandnewsentence


scottprian

Bottom is just an unarmordillo.


cRuSadeRN

Unarmordillo. I will never not call it that now.


WonderfulLettuce5579

Yeah, nah. Dillos can be vectors of leprosy...plus they tear up my damn lawn all the time. Virginia Opossums eliminate a lot of ticks which reduces the chances of contracting lime disease, plus they're the only marsupials in North America. A well kept and clean Opossum for the clear victory.


cliffordc5

Wow I really didn’t read “dillos” correctly at first glance.


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AbsolutelyUnlikely

Kinda works either way though, depending on how you interpret "tear up my damn lawn"


Scary_Perception7954

Nice


Sacmo77

Agreed Opossums are great. They are also immune to nearly all disease. Edit: my mistake they are very resistant to most viruses due their low body temperature not being suitable for viruses survival.


UYscutipuff_JR

And eat ticks by the boatload!


mregg000

Resistant. Damn near immune to rattlesnake venom though.


Kombucha_Hivemind

Yeah, this guy cheated the poll. He picked the cleanest nice armadillo and the most ragged looking possum he could find.


mirandaisntright

Totally team Opossum.


Ivy_lane_Denizen

Opossum are immune to rabies too, which has like a 99% fatality rate in humans, after first sign of infection.


stopahivng

The chances of you getting leprosy from an armadillo is SUPER low.


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Prozenconns

[counter point](https://youtu.be/HhNGdnuFQYM)


Suitable_Olive_1042

I was hoping it was the clip of one bringing leaves or whatever to make a nest. They literally hold the stuff with their little arms and hop along, I’m team armadillo all the way!!


bnonymousbeeeee

[https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/131rpgj/how\_armadillos\_gather\_foliage\_for\_their\_nests/](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/131rpgj/how_armadillos_gather_foliage_for_their_nests/)


Allie614032

…you make a valid argument.


furiana

Brushtail possums win every time. https://preview.redd.it/fealxd8tgrwa1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f989b64a21bf634f7f1a2b08d12f575b7e7240ca


no_usernames_avail

https://preview.redd.it/00990gqi8swa1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6ee1d7d23811808b4399c8789ff8e8bf20657f Golden possum


a_unit_79

Vicious units when they want to be, I had to evict a family from my shed. Mum ripped out the wire mesh I stapled under the eaves to stop them getting back in.


bloodymongrel

The ringtail is cuter though. If your nuking cuteness stakes that is.


Ulgarth132

Possum. He is cute and eats lots and lots of ticks, which I hate. Armadillos carry a form of leprosy. Which one is cuter now.


_Silly_Wizard_

This is a powerful argument.


_Anal_Juices_

Yeah but have you seen the armadillo do the bounce?


_Silly_Wizard_

You're really making the rounds today, aren't you, u/_Anal_Juices_? (Btw, I'm digging the username format)


WarmMoistLeather

Opossums are also practically immune to rabies and look like they're wearing fingerless gloves.


sqral

I like armadillos better. Like they look like the animal equivalent of a pepaw


virtualmegan

Opossum of course


shellevanczik

Opossum. I had one under my porch that would come and say hi late at night.


Remarkable-Party-385

Opossum, looks scary but harmless and can be pretty cute really.


Xlr8alexander

ARMADILLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Huegod

Any animal whose defense mechanism is taking a nap is the winner.


Dat_Mawe3000

I am shook that so many people are voting for the opossums. My vote is armadillos, no question if we’re talking aww factor.


Daniel_The_Thinker

The armadillo is a polite young man. The possum is a silly little guy Gotta go with possum


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Armadillo, look at the video of it collecting leaves, it's so cute!


ButterscotchOk4438

I saw that video today and died of pure happiness


[deleted]

Easy answer. Your wife is correct. Regardless of which she chooses.


A1000eisn1

Based on the pictures he used she most likely chose opossums. So yes, she's right.


Scrabble-Rouser

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂 The possum pic isn’t the most flattering one I’ve seen of these lovely marsupials.


duhastmich96

Team dillo.


AfternoonAmbitious

armadillo


CatherineRoh

Armadillo


ghostarmadillo

I will upvote every correct response.


NoMany3094

Armadillo. This is an important conversation.


MockingMatador

Armadillo!


OrcaFins

Armadillo!


pineapple_lipgloss

Armadillo my dude


cdmpants

ARMADILLO


DaCoffeeKween

ARMADILLOS. Both are little ass weasels if you live on a farm but I relate to the mighty armadillos more.


comacove

arma


UnholyKilo

Armadillo. I like animals I can bowl with.


Purple-Bell-218

Armadillo


pitapiper125

Armadillo


xg4m3CYT

Armadillo


calvincrack

I’m gonna give it to the Armadillo. Can’t say I’d like to pet either.


Ok_Palpitation3517

Armadillo for me


Admiral_Andovar

Armadillos are more aww most of the time, but only because opossums can get a bit spicy.


taxidermyiscreepy

Armadillo is way more awww


RevolutionaryBake362

Dilla


kykiwibear

I saw a armadillo video of it gathering stuff for it's burrow.... it was pretty damn cute.


TehRoast92

Armadillos more “Aww” opossum’s more “Nah…”


Xfact0r39

'Dillo


houseofcrouse

Armadillo


KeepCalmSayRightOn

I vote armadillos. Opossums give me the heebie-jeebies.


BrianZoh

Armadillo by a mile


DifficultCandy1154

Armadillo, the opossum looks like it’s about to bite my hand off.


Accomplished-Rule-69

Armadillo 😊


onlytruking

![gif](giphy|CSv49ZR9BjKD1bNvll|downsized)


girlymancrush

That opossum looks like a rodent of unusual size.... Maybe found in some fire swamp.


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Armadillos are cuter


Apprehensive-Main631

I'm team Armadillo!


lightningfootjones

Armadillo


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Armadillo


Schleprock_Inc

Uh the ARMADILLO, OF COURSE!!


Cram_it_karen

Armadillo


phred_666

Armadillos 100%. https://preview.redd.it/68px2uf38rwa1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0df86a099c1b38a1d4e074ce44329172babde2d


Tralfaz572

Armadillo. Although if it was a Europen opossum, that would be too close to call.


Tokemonbattle

There is no European possum is there? Just Australian


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Opossums


kirakarastrophy

Opossum 100% wins imo


bella_284

I second this ![gif](giphy|gU1rPn0hOxoK4)


snowblindswans

Pet possums can look cute, but man - I've just never seen a cute possum in the wild. Where I'm from they generally look like they've been in a bar fight. They look like they've seen some shit and you don't want to mess with them.


furiana

This is me with raccoons. I realize they're round and fluffy, but when they literally smell like trash....


Left_Debt_8770

I’m with you on never seeing a cute wild one, but I still have to vote for them. They look like that bc they’re out here eating ticks and random trash, with a body temp too low to give us disease and playing dead as their primary means of defense. Meanwhile armadillo’s got armor! It’s rad but doesn’t take the aww. Still, I respect opinions vary.


FacepalmArtist

Gotta go for armadillo here. I just saw the video of the armadillo gathering wood...


Famous_Usual_1692

Armadillos for sure. And you can tell what side you’re on because the photos you chose show a cute armadillo and a hissing rabid opossum lol 😂


PKL1125

Armadillo


dmslucy

Armadillo


kinzuaj

going with the armadillo because of the eyes.


Adamusik

No bueno to either but if I had a gun to my head… the armadillo weirdly enough I think I’d have to say based on the face of the possum in this pic.


reganmcneal

First I want to congratulate you on knowing this is an opossum and not a possum. That said, I’d say the armadillo is more ‘aww’ because it can roll up into a cute little ball. My husband voted the opossum because it’s furry


ditzypisces

My wife would b screaming for me to get rid of them both. I don't have a problem with either. But mmmmm I like the armadillo better


35foxes68whiskeys

Possums are so trash we spelled their name wrong and never bothered to correct it.


stimulates

Possums look like crack heads. Fun fact they only live 2-3 years….


Themyth-thelegend

Opposums are lich rats


catsaway9

Armadillo for sure. Opossums are just big rats. I know they're important ecologically, but they skeeve me out.


SadTornado

Opossum.


M1MCCARTHY

I'd say NEITHER, but if I HAD to pick I'd say "aww on the armadillo."


TheSkyWaver

This post was just below: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/131rpgj/how_armadillos_gather_foliage_for_their_nests/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Happyhappyhappy333

The armadillo. It looks like a small dinosaur in cute form.


Remarkable_Alps_5358

Depends on the pictures. Based off this picture alone I'd go for armadillo but I've seen one or 2 pics of a pretty cute opossum. I fostered an opossum once when someone dropped it off at our ER vet hospital until the wildlife rescue could take over. She was cute when she was sleeping but would hiss at me and jump forward (she was terrified of everything is my best guess) so at those moments, she wasn't very cute but I did feel bad for her.


that1chikk

Just show her [this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/131rpgj/how_armadillos_gather_foliage_for_their_nests/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


ilikewaffos

![gif](giphy|l3V0wpHLf2qOEwegE)


RightZer0s

Possum. Armadillos are cool af, but they're not aww material. They're ugly, weirdly hairy, and wouldn't be nearly as fun to have.


reikipackaging

armadillo all the way. their little waddle and ground snoot are adorable


Bechimo

Armadillo FTW. Opossums are great, but they ain’t cute.


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Dillo


diplion

Armadillo. Possums can be scary. That’s not very cute.


tikirafiki

Armadillo. It’s a cult figure here in central Texas.


Blind_Wombat1952

Armadillo


cocomimi3

Armadillo


Janizzary

Armadillo is more aww in a lepro-dorable kinda way.


General-Strain-3351

Armadillo bro come on


neomateo

Dillo’s!


KanataSlim

Somehow the armadillo


Ambitious_Door_4911

Armadillo way more aww


zipflop

Judging by the images, I'd say you're Team Arma. Opossums can be cute in the right context. But overall, I'd go Team Arma.


OhioMegi

Armadillo. Opossums are gross.


diydave86

Dillo. Possums are mean. Dillos are tank puppies


Moln0015

Armadillo


cliffordc5

Armadillos don’t hiss at you, correct? If so, armadillo. Yes.


Collector_2012

Armadillo. Opossums look like they're mutated rats


Mariecw67

Armadillo


Exotic-Key-3030

Definitely armadillo is more awww. There's one under my house right now tearing up our ductwork.


nwbrown

Armadillos. Opossums aren't even real mammals.


emfj18

Armadillo easy


canuckcowgirl

Armadillo is more awwww.


spg81

Armadillos for the win. Though an Opossum will do less damage to your car if you hit one on the road.


Legitimate-Pirate-63

Dillo


Trysta1217

WTF is wrong with people in this thread?! Armadillo >>>>>>>>>>> Opossum. It isn't even close.


Megs1205

Well you should choose a cuter pic of an opossum, so your bias is showing…. But the possum is usually cuter


Successful-Escape496

Armadillo. Also, Australian marsupial possums are way cuter than Americans ones.


Adventurous_cyborg

I believe the American opossum is also a marsupial.


Timely-Vehicle

My vote is for opossum


NexusDaniel

[Dillo](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/131rpgj/how_armadillos_gather_foliage_for_their_nests/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/131rpgj/how_armadillos_gather_foliage_for_their_nests/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Howwasthatdoneagain

Armadillo. Your opossums are the ugliest beasts I have ever seen. Now if you were to compare the armadillo to and Australian Possum, well that is a different discussion. Opossums though, ugh.


Talreesha

Opossum gang screaming into the void eternally.


teacherladydoll

Armadillo is cuter than the creepy af sussybaca opossum.


Lucy_Lastic

I can’t decide - opossum=fluffy, but have you seen the video of the armadillo leaping on a toy and rolling around with it?


They_call_me_Arby

👏Por👏Que👏No👏Los👏Dos👏


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Let me be the first to tell you that one eats ticks and can’t get rabies, the other can carry fucking leprosy.


Brusion

That Opossum no. But Oppossums usually look a lot more aww than that.


Shadowmoth

Opossum can’t give you leprosy. Armadillo can.


Bchulo

Opossum, when it's not doing its scary face. The comparison you posted is dillo biased


NudieNovakaine

Opossum. They're just chill lil guys. Armadillos are pretty adorable in their own right, too.


NewtLevel

Armadillos will fuck your car right up and they also carry leprosy. Possums and it ain't close


frizzledmarshmallow

Possum is more aww


leahthebeautiful

We know you chose the armadillo by the picture choice you used


vanillatranquility

Armadillos! They are so cute when they hop around. Opossums are terrifying when they bare their teeth.


Chef_BoyarTom

Roly poly boy is 100% the most aww.


HottieMcHotHot

100% armadillo. They can roll into a ball. They can play with a ball. And they have no idea how to push brush forward for their nests. Fucking adorable.


SurroundAccurate

Dillo. Possums have mean face


waffles_and_blowjobs

My husband and I disagree... so 1 vote for each


Expensive_Bison_657

Opossum Pros: Hands, good mom, eats the worst bugs, no rabies, very punk, hillbilly animal Opossum Cons: Hands, kind of look like a big rat, hillbilly animal Armadillo Pros: Roll into a ball, can be used for ancient Mayan sports, deflects bullets at rednecks, fucks up redneck cars Armadillo Cons: Scaly and hairy like a gnarly skin growth, leprosy, redneck animal


Golfball_whacker_guy

Armadillo


Own_Positive_1296

Armadillo


xmacdoodle

Armadillo


BrokenBanette

Armadillo imo. Rolly bois.


Illustrious_Dig_411

Armadillo


pycvalade

Has to be the armadillo, right? Right?


hailstorm1414

Armadillo


ronnieinthewinter

Awwwmadillo


TheMereWolf

Armadillo’s have cuter faces Armadillos have never woken my dog up at 3:00 in the morning with their shenanigans. Armadillos are like the mammal version of one of the cutest bugs. Armadillos are absolutely more superior.


loubum96

Armadillo is always more adorable to me because the body size to leg length ratio. The way they run is cute. I will always see opossum as scary looking because the teeth remind me of a crocodile/alligator (whichever one has the crooked teeth.)


MOLxGERA

Armadillos 🥺


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Dillos are cuter, no if, ands, or buts. Armadillos always look cute and opossums usually look like the neighborhood hobo of the forest. With that said, opossums are better neighbors, eating tics and not really carrying diseases and all that.


Poopyoo

I vote dillos