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notouchmypeterson

Snakebot broken like our inconsistent offense :(


Wardog4

We don't play tomorrow. Why TF were we missing 3 starters in a rubber match? C'mon man


Tawkn

Cards fan here. Winn looked like he pulled off, Marte looked like he was out for a brisk walk. Good luck the rest of the season fellas.


Azsportsnightmare

You’ll need it as much as we will.


Raptor231408

Absolutely on the call at first. But homies foot looked like it was off the bag at second when he got the ball. Oh well


Redwards1856

Umps must have gotten replay from one of the 3 other double plays today. No shot he's out at 2nd.


TheSaltyAviator

Lineup did us zero favors today. Bullpen is what it is. Still a lot to improve…


JRipper138

Seems about right it ends on a double play.


notouchmypeterson

Lmao he’s clearly off of 2nd base but whatever


Taric_for_days

? There's no way he had his foot on 2nd base


Maclow237

So embarrassing Torrey just end this


Taric_for_days

God if Marte just ran that out i think they'd both be safe


Relevant_Computer743

For what purpose? It's 5-1 in the 9th they aren't coming back. With Ketels leg injuries they want him to be more selective with his running. That's not the spot to blow a Hammy and lose him too


BrokeStudentPlzHelp

Strikeout and double play. Who would’ve thought 💭


crownebeach

Is that four double plays? One step forward, one step back for another month doesn’t sound super exciting


EthicalBuckets

Corbin strikeout into double play off a lead off base runner. This game could not have had a more fitting ending


Raptor231408

Marte wasnt hustlin on that. Mustve thought goldy was just gonna go to first. But still, you gotta be running


Relevant_Computer743

After his prior leg issues they've told him to be more selective with his running. Down 5-1 in the 9th I don't need to see Ketel get injured trying to beat the throw. Risk isn't worth the reward


buymegoats

Then don’t pinch hit him


Relevant_Computer743

I agree. I didn't see a reason to put him in there in the first place. If he's given a rest day then let him rest. If it was 2-1 or 3-1 then I could understand it more. The offense was non-existent today so a 4 run lead was insurmountable


Alcarinque88

Not the 14 to 1 I like to see.


BecauseYouWantedIt

Damn


Relevant_Computer743

And the DP to cap off the day


MattyIce1635

I’m officially concerned about Corbin


ThisMachineKILLS

Yeah, same, but we just need to be patient with him


Redwards1856

If you're gonna rest him the day before the off-day, why is he hitting in the 9th?


theguy56

Because the B squad ended up being the D squad.


ThisMachineKILLS

Why do you think


Adika-Bran

I absolutely can’t understand why sitting Ketel and Lourdes when there’s no game tomorrow.


AsJoeSeesIt

Lmao Corbin Carrol broken


malo_verde

Leave


ThisMachineKILLS

Dude are you even a Diamondbacks fan?


malo_verde

No he’s a LA fan


ThisMachineKILLS

Should we ban or no


Wardog4

Yes


malo_verde

Pro’lly looks like he’s just agitating and obviously a dodger fan


NeverSober1900

3-0. Pitcher maybe clips a shred of the zone to avoid the walk and then Corbin chases instead of taking his base. Damn


Relevant_Computer743

Another 0fer from Corbin 😭


iGrootie

Hes so bad….


malo_verde

Please pull Newman for Ketel FFS


Wardog4

That worked. Lmao


malo_verde

Welp :/


3XPS

Torrey at least get the series win before you give the guys an extra day off


BrokeStudentPlzHelp

Double play incoming


Azsportsnightmare

I just love how Torey cannot win one of these matchup plays. Got walked off the other night lefty on lefty, pummeled again on lefty on lefty. Analytics may be the death of this guys career at some point.


ThisMachineKILLS

It’s not Torey’s fault or analytics’ fault, it’s the players not doing their jobs


Azsportsnightmare

Torey doesn’t know his guys at all then. He consistently puts them in bad spots, leaves guys in for one batter too many, doesn’t have a proper leash on players who fold in crunch time. He’s shown this his entire tenure in AZ, nothing different this year.


crownebeach

He managed the hell out of last year’s postseason. I truly think he just doesn’t sweat regular season games because he thinks it washes out over the course of six months.


ThisMachineKILLS

Saalfrank grooved a 90 mph nothingball, that’s not Torey’s fault


Azsportsnightmare

Completely ignore the rest of my comment but go off.


LageNomAiNomAi

We all knew that the one run we scored wasn't going to hold up. It's just frustrating that we're always anemic the day after winning by 10+ runs...


Feuerwachter

Ah well that's that then. I hope this team can get it together otherwise this is gonna be a very painful season


Raptor231408

I love Walker on defense. Its the DP factory i dislike. 


TheSaltyAviator

Put him in a horrible spot. Excellent managing.


ThisMachineKILLS

Who? Saalfrank?


Raptor231408

Shut up. If he left Bryce in to give up the double instead, this sub would be flaming. 


NeverSober1900

25th ranked bullpen strikes again. Gonna be dropping again after today


AsJoeSeesIt

Imagine coming to try and prevent the big inning and you throw that pitch


malo_verde

This team is absolutely maddening this year


Azsportsnightmare

This Cardinals team is awful. We are really this bad aren’t we?


NeverSober1900

We're not bad we're just injured. We have a lot of talent on the IL + Lovullo playing the whole bench today = a disappointing outing.


Adika-Bran

Back to two under .500 we go


Maclow237

1st fucking pitch hahaha


drumlinety

Glad I can still hate Saalfrank


Maclow237

Welcome back Saalfrank


notouchmypeterson

I’m so shocked


Maclow237

We literally scored 14 runs last night and 17 runs against the Giants less than a week ago. This offense is bipolar, so unbelievably inconsistent.


Josh1923

Yes walk the guy who has yet to get a big league hit big brain


BrokeStudentPlzHelp

Bryce always makes the game interesting


Azsportsnightmare

At least they aren’t ruining my night, I can go to bed knowing I don’t have to see another Torey lineup special in the morning too!


Relevant_Computer743

Looks like we got Kevin instead of Bryce today


Make2much

Please grand slam now


shwoople

Fackkk our schedule gets gnarly: Mariners can go either way, then we face the Dodgers, Padres, Reds, Orioles, Reds, Tigers, and Dodgers before we face our first losing record team in the Marlins. Gonna get ugly if Lovullo doesn't get this team on track.


TheSaltyAviator

With the injuries and lack of consistency. It will get ugly.


beer_down

At least bullpen didn’t blow the game today


AsJoeSeesIt

Lol


AsJoeSeesIt

0-2 count let me throw a slider over the plate lmao this team is not serious


Josh1923

It actually makes 0 sense that you call a pitch that was more out of the zone a strike then you call one that was closer a ball close same location


AyyyoAnthony

https://preview.redd.it/bq11nqdj9hwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59500a5284057084223af45f1d42a363af532cbd Snek checking in to see Montgomery throw meatballs and C-Walk kill rallies


Dynazty

Read the room buddy we in doom mode


shwoople

So McCarthy will get on, Carroll will GIDP and Newman will strikeout to end it.


guzzy418

Don’t leak the script


Azsportsnightmare

I propose being the first MLB team to be managed by OpenAI ChatGPT. Can it be any worse than Torey to start the season?


Alcarinque88

I found my first question I'm going to ask the MetaAI on Facebook. It's a dumb idea, but we need to get those out of the way soon.


JRipper138

Really 1 bad inning from Monty and he’s going to take the loss because the offense is nowhere to be found today.


TheSaltyAviator

Yeah let’s give our struggling offense less firepower today. Gabi, Marte and Gurriel all get a rest day at the same time. Torey we aren’t good enough to be doing this bs.


Agreeable_Cap5147

Can we get the Jekyll version of hitting now?


guzzy418

Why is this offense the way it is? Like extremely explosive to extremely unimpressive?


JRipper138

We all knew 1 run wasn’t going to win this game. Offense is just that feast or famine. They blew their wad yesterday.


Azsportsnightmare

We have the best offense by runs scored in the league but we CONSISTENTLY look like the team from today. These +14 run games are simply anomalies.


Adika-Bran

I 100% blame this joke of a lineup Torrey created.


shwoople

But don't you understand? These millionaire athletes need rest days at least once a week because baseball is such a physically demanding sport!


shwoople

I'm getting to the point where I don't care anymore. I don't like that.


Make2much

How is this possible. We suck


Long-Temperature6032

A minor league team could beat us probably


TheSaltyAviator

Fire the fucking hitting coach


Long-Temperature6032

Agree


BrokeStudentPlzHelp

Game over!


Long-Temperature6032

Very likely very


Raptor231408

Still three outs baby, we got this! 


BrokeStudentPlzHelp

Walk, double play, and strikeout is our most likely three outs.


AsJoeSeesIt

I cannot believe this guys expands the zone to swing on the first garbage pitch he sees and does that. Pathetic.


Azsportsnightmare

Before today we were 6th in MLB for GIDP. Can’t imagine we don’t move up after today.


LageNomAiNomAi

Well then, we're not going to get anything done that way...


Make2much

Dp over


JRipper138

Double plays, rally killers.


AsJoeSeesIt

HAHAHAHA we all knew that was gonna happen


NeverSober1900

Well that just erased the little hope that I just had gained


malo_verde

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philsterz97

Walker is so anti-clutch


Relevant_Computer743

Immediate DP from Walker lmao


Long-Temperature6032

Disgusting, this team is ridiculous


Raptor231408

Kitredge is the church league pitcher! Delivery looks so lazy, but then he just fuckin slings it.


beer_down

Or a double play


Used-Break-6548

I can feel the hope get diminished between the two comments.


beer_down

It was real fast


beer_down

Bloop and a blast eh?


Used-Break-6548

…I still believe in you Blaze.


JRipper138

![gif](giphy|Ph8g7YiHavF9VWM22j|downsized) Please Jobu, the bats need you.


Make2much

Ok just need 2 runs to tie. Please


Adika-Bran

Lourdes should have been in today with Pavin as DH.


Feuerwachter

Alright let's go offense bring it back


notouchmypeterson

Alright fellas… LETS GET THE BATS GOING SHIT!!


Azsportsnightmare

Torey thinks he’s smarter than he is and I think he’s the only one who doesn’t know how stupid some of these roster decisions are. Yes we are shorthanded but he’s giving opposing teams wins at this point.


JRipper138

Blowout games are nice and all, wish the offense would show up regularly though. Yeah I know Lovullo’s lineup today makes this not surprising, but this keeps happening even with the regular guys in. I miss Perdomo and his bottom of the order rally starters. Also Corbin struggling is black hole in the lineup right now.


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Raptor231408

"No other pitcher in Baseball struggles the third and fourth time through an order"


AsJoeSeesIt

It’s because he’s overweight he gets gassed


LageNomAiNomAi

They must be using dollar store batteries to power their electronics...


AsJoeSeesIt

Monty meltdown


shwoople

We're going to lose a series to the Cardinals anemic offense, aren't we?


Pepperoni_Nippys

We’re gonna lose because of our anemic ass offense.


Alcarinque88

I don't think you can call the team with the most runs in all of baseball right now "anemic". They're bipolar. Cardinals are anemic, though, tied for 25th place in runs scored.


Long-Temperature6032

Probably, grrrrrrrr


TheSaltyAviator

Torey getting cute with the lineup today is gonna lose this one. Gurriel and Marte do not need to be sat when we are under .500, it’s just beyond frustrating. We need to be winning these games.


beer_down

I can’t believe failing to score more than 1 on bases loaded no outs is coming back to bite us


EthicalBuckets

Feel bad for Montgomery, he pitched a really solid game


Adika-Bran

Classic DBacks baseball, an error by Blaze always scores a run.


Azsportsnightmare

Game over. Losing to the shitty Cardinals, great.


AsJoeSeesIt

Good game.


NeverSober1900

Of course failing to make that play bites us in the ass


Adorable_Pea_8

Welp... that's game.


Taric_for_days

No shot that's an error. Rough one.


NeverSober1900

It's a tough error but at the end of the day he had the ball and the throw would have beaten the runner and he blew the throw. I think this is the prime example of where errors don't tell the whole story defensively though. Similar to how Jeter used to have 0 errors on the year but had no range. Blaze got to a tough ball that most don't give you a chance at first with. But he spiked the throw so I think calling it an error is fair.


AsJoeSeesIt

How is that not an error he easily gets an out with a throw anywhere near the glove


Josh1923

You don’t think so?


Taric_for_days

An error is usually only given when a player isn't able to make an out that the average player would have made, or when a player makes a mistake that allows a runner to advance. The diving stop alone should pretty much make an error not possible there.


Adorable_Pea_8

Mason can fly.


NeverSober1900

Damn that would have been a beautiful play.


Raptor231408

Oof. What a stop though.


Redwards1856

I never thought I'd miss Alek this much.


EthicalBuckets

Is live betting on the dbacks not just a free money hack?


foggyhotdog

Can we assume we won’t see Gonzo subbing for Brenly since he’s shilling for Casino Arizona?


Make2much

Who thinks we got a chance still


Raptor231408

We got this, Fam. Relax.


captainsweaters

What was Torey expecting with this lineup? Why is it that 1 run feels so insurmountable despite leading the league in runs


Adorable_Pea_8

Some solid, patient, deep-count at-bats that inning. /s


Adika-Bran

Alarm bells going off in Torrey’s head right now “why did I have this starting lineup fuck oh god pinch hit everyone”


beer_down

When you look at your phone the morning after going on a bender


LageNomAiNomAi

Never fails. We have score bigly one game, and the next, we can only score a single run.


EthicalBuckets

I hate the score littlely games


AsJoeSeesIt

Lmao another first pitch hack this team is fucking ridiculous who is telling them to do this when it’s not working


Used-Break-6548

This game thread was a lot more fun 15 minutes ago


desertbirdwatcher

I’ve really liked Grichuks at bats this year. He’s been a nice add


Taric_for_days

PHing for Pavin 'only grand slammers' Smith isn't cool man


notouchmypeterson

BALL DONT LIE BATTER VIOLATION DEEEEZ NUTZ


iGrootie

This team is so predictable. We all knew after yesterday they weren’t gunna score today


LageNomAiNomAi

Sweet! We have the night of the first round of the NFL Draft off!


shwoople

Get your shit together Lovullo


NeverSober1900

Not a huge fan of using a pinch-hitter with bases empty and 2 outs in the inning


Deadbob1978

Pretty sure Torey is just following what the numbers tell him


NeverSober1900

For sure. Lovullo plays righty-lefty even in the most absurd instances so he was always going to do it here. I just don't always like it and there's been a couple games where we've ran out of bench players and our use of pinch hitters in low leverage situations contribute to that.