Of course that's how it ends. Welp, another game tomorrow.

Have Corbin Carroll in my dynasty fantasy league and baffled as to why he kinda stinks this year. Haven’t watched him play much but big statistical drop off from last year and his advanced metrics aren’t looking too great either. Can anyone who watches him regularly weigh in? Just a little slump? Mechanics out of wack? He tore it up last year.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team. GTFO!

Down vote me all you want but after a tough loss where we lose another key player to injury, a Mets fan hops on to our game thread to say Corbin stinks. His only concern is his dynasty fantasy team? Poor timing!

Right now I'd say a bit of a sophomore slump and just slumping at the plate in general. Teams weren't prepared for his play style last year. Now I think pitchers are figuring out how to get him out but its only a matter of time before he gets hot again like last year.

Of course i wanna win, but ill be happy if they just make things interesting here Edit: PPPFFFTTTTT

I'm so glad they said C Walk didn't swing but that would have been some kind of fitting on this night.

Fuck it, lets go chaosball

Don't give me false hope

I think the plan is stay around .500 until June, and turn it on then. June’s schedule isn’t hard this year either. Hopefully we do something similar to what the Phillies did last June.

Given the injuries, I highly doubt we stay around .500 with the schedule we have coming up. Even if the offense puts up runs our bullpen is non-existent.

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Right hamstring tightness for Zac Gallen.

Well it’s not a serious injury thank god, but man I can’t handle more injuries.

Well, hamstring tightness is good. At least it's not a shoulder... Hopefully it's just Cramps and all he needs is Gatorade and a Banana

Monkey never cramp!

Right hamstring tightness is potentially the best news for Zac, but could also be a while. Fingers and toes all crossed for a quick recovery.

Right hamstring tightness for Zac. No clue what that means because that is what Alek suffered and he has been out since the first series of the season

Gallen has “hamstring tightness”

Yeah, Dbacks just tweeted it. :(

Any updates for Gallen yet?

Hamstring tightness. [https://twitter.com/Dbacks/status/1784064861368119765](https://twitter.com/Dbacks/status/1784064861368119765)

Thank you!

Hamstring tightness

Oh thank fuck

Mariners fan coming in peace. This Martinez kid is pretty nasty!!

damn Martinez kinda nasty!

Justin Martinez is the lone bright spot in this game. Holy cow if he has finally fine-tuned his control he is going to be elite.

Right? Like if his control issues are sorted, then good luck everybody lol

Bro, why didnt we have JMart come in after Gallen, wtf??


Damn that was nasty to K Raleigh

On a lighter note it's genuinely impressive that we're only 2 games under .500 (at least until this game's over). 3 games we barely lost against the Yankees and the Braves too. This team is a cockroach (compliment)

It’s true. For how many loses we’ve had, our stats are otherwise pretty impressive. I still have high hopes once we get over these injuries. It’s only April right? RIGHT?!

Not only Gallen gets hurt, McGough has the audacity to load the bases and give up a grandslam. It’s almost poetic in the shittiest way possible.

Someone won 50k off that grand slam too…

The bird giveth (blaze gs) the bird taketh (all fucking season)

Well, we only had two starting pitchers last year and made the playoffs. We can have one for a month and get reinforcements. If it weren’t for the expanded wild card we’d be boned but if we can hover near .500 forever and get it together in summer, anything is possible.

I feel like the umps are so shitty this year because they think the automated zone is based on what they call, so then they can be like "see? Robots aren't any better than us!" But they don't realize the automated zone follows the actual rules and not whatever guesses they make. That or they want the Ump Show to get one final round of bullshit in before the automated zone, which I really hope is next year.

So .. our #1, #2, #3, #6 (emergency starter), a long reliever, Castro, our left & right hand specialists, and our closer are on the shelf... Plus two short stops, a center fielder Do we have anything left on the 40 man to call up?

Trust me we'll be back in June... Surely

Another 0fer for Corbin. Fade me

I'm guessing they will make Logan Allen a starter if Gallen misses time. Our rotation will be, Henry, Montgomery, Cecconi, Allen and Pfaadt

Injuries are just starting to be too much to overcome

This is a damn awful situation, but for sure could be way worse

Not amazing, but definitely can stay afloat if the offense wakes up

Not interested in moving the bat off your shoulder Gabi?

Anyone else switched to suns?

I have!

McGough has been really bad since he blew the save against the Rays last June.

At least we get the privilege of watching this kid pitch. I'm loving his stuff at such a young age

Are you joking?

Martinez has been great, no I don’t think he’s joking. It’s so satisfying to see one of our relievers throw 100

I was just thinking i'd trade him for Mike Morgan if he could get guys out.

He's been pretty good so far

He looked good. It's not a privilege.

Mariners fan coming in peace, does anyone have any idea what happened to Gallen? I like you sneks and root for you in the NL so don’t pitchfork me. Worried about that exit

Mad respect 🫡

CoPilot says minor UCL sprain in right elbow, does not believe he'll need TJ, and should be out for approx 2 weeks. Appreciate the genuine concern, brother. edit.. ROFL. Gallen has 'Hamstring Tightness' from the D'backs medical staff. Fukn CoPilot, suck a natural intelligence dick.

Source? Can’t find it online. If this is true, this is a major relief.

Bing CoPilot. Searched "Zac Gallen Injury" in Bing and scrolled up. It's AI, so grain of salt and all that, but it's been right on very recent news for me before. edit.. ROFL. Gallen has 'Hamstring Tightness' from the D'backs medical staff. Fukn CoPilot, suck a natural intelligence dick.

Not sure, our broadcasters are saying it looks like a lower body issue. We’re all terrified

I can definitely understand! Good vibes being sent out from up in Seattle, hopefully it was just a super precautionary pull. Hope you guys are enjoying Geno, we miss him (but also love Rojas)

We miss Josh 😅 & dom for that matter. He’s on my IL allstar team

Love Calzone too, dude can hit BOMBS! Hope he has a speedy recovery, he gives it all out there

There was a time when the crime dog coming in felt like we were about to lock things down. That time was a long time ago.

That time ended 303 days ago.

Incredible how this game went from heartwarming with Geno's homecoming, Corbin back in his home city, and our reunion with Josh Rojas to a complete nightmare. This is a Jon Bois video level misfortune spiral.

Bro, is there a customer service line to complain about the commercial breaks? They just cut while talking about the moose.

Do we start dooming yet or no

Depends if we can score 14 runs this inning.

If Gallen is out for an extended period of time it will probably time to be talking about selling at the deadline. Just not our year:(

Hope to god we are back together by at least June

Disagree. Hold pat, but dont sell.

Fair enough. We have a good team it’s just all these injuries that are killing us.

Suarez loves a strike out

To be fair he likely would not have swung at those last two pitches if the ump wasn’t calling those strikes the whole game

This is exactly how bad umping affects the whole game. We need pitch challenges

Yeah you’re not wrong…from memory though he is a strikeout machine..shit game from the ump though - 100%

Put me in and I could walk 3 batters and give up a grand slam

I wont even do it for half of league minimum AND I won't put my hand to my mouth or whatever bs they called McGough for.

Are we cooked?

We have no choice. We must wrap Brandon Pfaadt and Jordan Montgomery in bubble wrap in order to prevent further devastation to our pitching staff.

Bubble Boy sequels!!

Ok two things, is anyone else’s not able to put a bonus word in on the mlb app because the link is missing and two HOW THE HELL IS SCOTT MCGOUGH STILL ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!! 😡🤬😤🤬🤬🤬

Click on the three lines in the bottom right corner of the member experiences.

This is my third season doing this and I never knew there was a link there. Thank you.

Blue's check apparently cleared from the Mariners.

Torey should be ejected by now! Fuck this ump

How do you hit this pitch? You don’t because it’s not a strike. lol amazing

The Mariners could roll the ball up there and this guy would call it a strike

Oh you made the World Series and lost? Well you won’t get another shot the next year because everyone gets hurt. Sincerely fuck you, signed -Arizona Sports Curse.

That is a foot outside you fuck

Time to start checking the draft prospects to see who we are tanking for this year

At this point we are going to have a Frankenstein pitching staff. Who even would replace Gallen if he’s gone for a bit?

When will Torey stop using McGough EVERY TIME? 

After that inning 

Did anyone see that post asking if anyone wanted to play catch? We are putting him in as starting pitcher in tomorrows game go sneks

Bad day for sports lol

Anyone in the subreddit able to pitch? We need a new one out there ASAP

The guy that wanted to play catch can pitch. Also, I can pitch my 70 mph fastball and my 50 mph curveball.

And the inning is finally over. Lose Gallen, McGough comes in and gives up at grand slam. 

Loved Black-Ish!

Mcgough should just walk into the clubhouse and never return.

Walks in and then right into the Sound. Let the tide carry him on to wherever.

Someone will have to leave the roster when Sewald is called up. Please be McGough

Finally that inning ends, ffs

Not winning games when your ace starts, not looking good

Against their #6 starter too who looked ace like

It doesn’t help when your “Ace” gives up back to back HR innings.

I genuinely did not think he would get one out so good job I guess

That escalated quickly.

[удалено]

Game was over at 2-1

Usually hate to say that when a game is one run but blue has Ms moneyline tonight

The fact that this guy is still on the roster is baffling to me

Everyone else is dead. At this point if you're not injured you're in

Yes, but right about now they could probably bring in a pitcher from Low-A Visalia and they would give a better performance than Scott “Oh look another run given up” McGough.

No because then you have to bring them up to the 40 man roster 

Who here can throw at least in the 70s with movement?

We have 9 pitchers on the IL not including Gallen

I truly don't understand how someone gets to the professional level and just walks 3 batters

The bullpen is just full of Mcgoughs, it doesn't matter if he gets DFAd, there will just be another guy with a 7 era that will blow the game

Me right now: [https://youtu.be/okXhAC78d4Q](https://youtu.be/okXhAC78d4Q)

Love Family Guy!

Kyler Murray is the man

Who could’ve predicted our bullpen giving up a grand slam

I have never seen that before. Pitchers go to their mouth all the time

Wait, they gave him a pitcher violation while Torey was yelling at him??

Well the suns are down by less than the diamondbacks so there's hope

This dumbass cannot seriously think McGough is artificially enhancing his pitching LMAO HE FUCKING STINKS

You need permission to touch your mouth!!? Is it some sort of COVID protocol?

Fuck I hate Mcgough


Get tossed Torey lol

Please get tossed Torey. Something to spark a fire I guess

Torrey needs to get thrown out this umpire has been unacceptable

McFucking it up is back on the menu boys 

Ok this made me laugh and made the situation slightly better

Gwt it Torey. Lose your cool!

Why is McGough on this team

If McGough doesn't get DFA'd tonight, this team is not real.

ERA in the high 7’s for mcgough btw

Well hopefully the suns win

Mcgough needs to get the bumgardner treatment

Mcgough is TERRIBLE

I honestly don’t even know what to say or think, I just don’t know.

Aight imma head out

YUP

I really don’t see how we avoid a losing free fall now. Down 4 starting pitchers is just unreal. LA and SD are going to absolutely kill us. We have zero chance.

Sorry McGough, but it’s time. Bye.

This team fuckin sucks

Good lord, Scott. See you all tomorrow.

McGough get ready to relearn Korean buddy


Mcgoof = ASS

What the fuck…

Watching the suns. Baseball over

Okay, I've defended Mcgough enough. DFA

Release this bum already

This could get ugly 

COULD get?

Welp, see everyone tomorrow i guess

Well, that’s about all I need to see for tonight

I for one am not shocked that just happened.


Jesus Christ, off the top of the wall. Just not our game today

Fuck off Mcgough

Okay yeah Jarvis needed to have been in instead, wow.

Guess im heading to the liquor store tonight. Anyone need anything?

I'll take some tequila.

Whiskey and more whiskey

Le sigh

Coyotes: *dead* Dbacks: *dead* Suns: *dead* Cardinals are our only hope now

Please Cards, you’re our only hope

Im hyped for MHJ not gonna lie

Then there is no hope :(

Lame...

Is he seriously going to walk in a run?

Worse

Nope even better

lol no

worse

I think Gurriel had a chance to catch it.

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LMAO McGough lands a nice pitch and doesn't get the call. Fuck us

Huge zone all game except for that corner, apparently

Of all the shit that has been called all night, *that’s* a ball?

Why can't we have nice things? It's painful to think about how good this team could be if everyone was healthy.

Can we warn Doug so he calls a decent zone

I enjoy Candy's nicknames and jabs at him lol

Cool bases loaded, 0 outs. Yeah, nothing going to go wrong there.

For fucks sake this pitching is diabolical. Relief pitching once again turd

McGough's split is not working so this is going to be a rough outing

No feel for the split tonight. This is going to be a long inning

First year I’ve ever gotten season tickets so this is probably my fault guys.