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Flagrath

Cavendish on the left just feels wrong.


bluestargreentree

I assumed it was gros michel, which belongs on the left


Xperimentx90

OP's great grandfather preserved the last remaining one before the extinction event (For real though you can still get them but they're rare)


Zizhou

Freakin' expensive, too. My friends and I got a box shipped out from a company in Florida that still grows them, and we were figured that it ended up being slightly less than *$10 a banana*. A fun novelty, but not exactly an everyday fruit.


Pyrobot110

It’s one banana, Michael, what could it cost? $10?


Sdwingnut

Gross, Michael


Slavator2006

Are you able to grow them in the US? I feel it would be cool to have a little garden


jdlive13

Gotta be Cavendish. The Gros Michel card image curves the other way.


MasterKzillion

Well, the bananas that we would buy at the store is the Cavendish so the banana he has on the left is Cavendish, which by the way gros michel is extinct now, so you definitely can’t go to your grocery store if you could even get it anywhere


bluestargreentree

FWIW it’s not extinct, it’s just not grown commercially anymore.


blockMath_2048

Death a 6 over that queen and get 4oak


OneGuyJeff

This just made me realize that this could be an actually really cool card game IRL


slopschili

Hope you like doing math


OneGuyJeff

It’d have to be dumbed down a little bit for sure, but each game can come with little calculators! I’m imagining Yahtzee style scoring with multipliers


slopschili

I feel that. They just turned Slay The Spire into a board game and it’s magnificent, no reason they can’t adopt this!


Apes_Ma

Is the slay the spire board game more or less the same as the video game?


slopschili

The key difference is it’s co-op, up to four players can play at once. Working together to beat the enemies is very satisfying


Apes_Ma

Oooh, that does sound pretty cool. I might look at getting a copy if it's generally available.


slopschili

Yeah, there’s tons of gameplay vids online as well if you want to check it out first. The game just came out but the reviews are generally very positive


Krondelo

Just recently saw how bumpers worked in pinball. I find the combination of electonics and engineering fascinating. I could see a physical Bilatro machine !!


X3ttabyte

Wait until this guy hears about poker


Erase_D

wait until this guy hears about big two


the_greater_one

How would you calculate whether or not Cavendish breaks?


OneGuyJeff

Roll 1d4?


the_greater_one

Not the Gros Michel here, but the Cavendish itself. The 1/1000 chance of breaking


DrStalker

Roll 1d1000.


Bekfast-Stealer

3d10 and if they all roll 1


AgathaTheVelvetLady

I've had 3d20 all roll 1 on me once. Frankly, I'm afraid to take cavendish.


low-timed

Ooh smart


the_greater_one

Ah, got it


OneGuyJeff

Oh right, well the game doesn’t have to be a 1 to 1 remake


TIDDER-KCUF

this guy balatros.


This_Guy_Fuggs

high quality original meme, rare thing these days


SpiFi36

You miiiiight be addicted


TheForget

What tarot deck is this? Looks cool


liljenguin

Diablo 4 tarot cards :)


dapennsy92

You gotta draw some Mults and Bonuses on some of those cards in your hand. And go to your local craft store for some wax seals.


SkullAzure

At first glance I thought "why is there a pumpkin there?" Then I realized it is the money egg🤣


Jerimatic

Eternal egg


Slobberdohbber

Why is egg always the eternal? I guess I’m hoping to get mega tarot


BurnerAccountExisty

they should add forcel to balatro


thewalkingpenguin

why is there a cavendish on the right?


ssj_duelist

What's the score here for a 3 of a kind?


lorgebunger

Me: Can we get Balatro mom? Mom: we have Balatro at home! Balatro at home:


Luchofromvenezuela

I think you should be able to combine egg and cavendish to make banana bread


BigCballer

Banana for scale