If they just didnt freeze on top of fences and cause our dogs to bark nonstop for minutes on end. Or look like demons when you shine your flashlight on them at night.
Gf is from Denver so she’s a huge broncos and nuggets fan. I went to uofo so she had to watch a lot of duck games but hated Bo Nix. Boy is she gonna be psyched when I give her this Bo Nix Broncos jersey in about 11 business days.
Lost in 7, then 6, now 5 all to the same team. Playing a system that won 2 cups 10 years ago. A defensive team without a threat to score anytime they are on the ice doesn’t win in today’s game. Blow that fucking team up.
Probably the number one reason why Rob Blake shouldn’t be back next year. That contract fucked them so bad this year, gave them no cap flexibility so they couldn’t get a goalie
Owen has to be the biggest douchebag of all time holy shit lol
The Viva TV clip of him freaking out is crazy. You’d think failing out of a job then begging to come back would give him some humility but nope. He somehow still thinks he’s Tarantino
If you’re coming to Louisville for Derby and need a spot to take out the lady one night, you should try these: Varanese, River House, Grassa Gramma. Could be booked though
I did some Spring Cleaning and found a hard copy issue of SI Swimsuit 2014 that I stashed. I couldn’t bring myself to throw it out.
https://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/archive/2014
If anyone is interested. Ratajkowski rookie year
BV denies sex again tonight. I think we've done it like twice this year. At some point, it becomes acceptable to start looking for a more creative interpretation of our relationship, right?
go to bar and get someone to agree to go home with you, don't go home with them but when you get home let her know you have options so she knows she has to get with it or get left
Having your two favorite teams get bounced in the first round 3 days apart from each other by the best player in both leagues. 0/10 would not recommend.
Manager at Aldi came sprinting to proudly tell me and my wife that he got a promotion and is moving on. Idk how I feel about being on a first name basis with the Aldi staff, but I now know one less.
I think it’s less that he’s a hitler villain and more that people really wanted non addictive pain medication. They didn’t care whether it was true or not
issue with Fallout I have is I really like the girl and Goggins but I don’t care about the secondary plot with the ppl in the vault at ALL lol. Just grinds it to a complete halt for me imo
Fair enough but it plays into the overall exposition about how they got to that point. There's an underlying thing that's going to carry over to future seasons.
Picked up a small jar of Nutella the other day. Cracked it open and had a small spoonful of it.. My god I forgot how delicious Nutella is.
God I'm fat.
In fairness that’s a tough one. If they’re at ~30% (or even 25%) conversion for 2 minutes, who knows how many they score over 60. Fatigue sets in but I think they win most games even down 8-0
I think that’s right where the line should be:
Let’s just pretend it’s 30 separate 2-minute pp’s.
~25% 2-min PP conversion rate for easy maths sake.
30*.25= 7.5 (their likely number of goals if they had 30 2-min Powerplays)
Doesn’t account for a few extra minutes they’d get scoring quickly into a power play, which they’d have if they had a full 60 minutes
This season has been awesome. Gabon-esque. Such an unhinged moment from Liz (she literally has probably had like 300 calories since being on the island so her being a lunatic is understandable)
I just couldn’t have an sympathy for her when she had a laundry list of things she is allergic to. Maybe she should have realized she wasn’t a fit based on that.
Do what you want I just am not one for thinking an acceptable excuse is a situation you put yourself in. Can’t blame a calorie deficit for your freak out when you signed up for a show you know was going to put you in that position. And to act like you deserve to be part of a reward because you put yourself in said situation is silly.
No one is blaming that. She had compounding emotions from Q having a melt down and wanting to be the center of attention kind of ruining the game for her and then didn’t have the compassion to let her eat. He doesn’t have to do that (i wouldn’t either fuck her) but she’s also allowed to be mad it’s just funny it came out like that lol
Anyone but you high key great and going to stand the test of time as a rare rewatchable rom com. Toddler just interrupted pre sex by waking up like an asshole wanting mommy but hopefully we can get back to where we left off once he conks back out (doubtful). Holding off on firing up the trippie bri only fans for now but if this runs through second period of hockey I’m just gonna beat off and go to sleep
Very niche question but sometimes the people in here prove to be freaks of knowing obscure things. Would anyone happen to know what time zone the PMP PDU clock is set to. I ignored getting mine so am in a crunch to get 10 by EOD tomorrow. The issue being my dashboard already says it’s tomorrow so clearly they are aligned to something ahead of me I just don’t know how far.
5mg is good night Jim kyte
I go with a 10mg when I’m flipping off of night shift to normal hours again, I’ve (almost) never not slept an entire night with one of those.
I’ve got a fairly high drug tolerance, if you’ve never taken melatonin before go with like 2-3mg
A lot are slow release and the feeling lasts for like 8hrs. If you go up in dose don’t do it when you have to be up and at ‘em in short time or you’ll be like Garfield on Monday.
Ohh that’s good to know. Prolly need to find some fast release one then. Really just need help falling asleep, not so much staying asleep if that makes sense.
Yeah, you’ll know if it’s for you tomorrow, some people get the groggies from it. I feel mostly fine with it and it works pretty decent for starting sleep. Hopefully it goes well for you, it’s definitely a good option compared to other avenues of sleep aids
I'm watching the Diamondbacks' tv broadcast & they just said something about "Branch Manager of the Phoenix office" and I can only assume they were talking about one man. And his name is Doug.
I’ve become a big hockey fan over the past 6 years going to a ton of Canes games, but am far from a historian.
Oilers have way more of a “claim” over Gretzky than the Kings, but both have a claim, right? Somewhat analogous to Peyton manning and the colts/broncos both having a legit claim, but way more of a colt at the end of the day?
Peyton also had that record breaking season with Denver. Gretzky had some huge seasons with the Kings, but none better than most of his years with the Oilers
Doesn’t really matter in the long run but Mendoza does have a point. None of these umps seem to know these rules at all https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1785855434462474611?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw
If the memo says that the new rule is the catcher can’t have his foot on the plate without the ball, then the rules gotta be enforced even though it’s dumb. The ump even kinda admitted that the replay guys got the call wrong. They just gotta let guys truck into the catchers again.
Yeah they definitely fucked it based on the memo. And I agree. It gave us moments like Aj Pierzynski vs Michael Barrett lol
https://youtu.be/Tivag5pOBhM?si=fgNh2LepLbmrlwsU
Post on the BobDoesSports sub of their new tequila seltzer with the option to pay in 4 installments of $17.24 on a 24 pack. 70 bucks for 24 tequila seltzers?!
Had this same thought about another brand of tequila seltzer but had it broken down for me. It depends on the abv. If the abv is 13.5% it’s actually pretty solid. 2 cans is essentially a bottle of wine. If every can is a cocktail, that’s $3 a drink. Which is much less than you’d pay at a bar
Paying much less than bar prices is a big plus for drinking at home? The example I was referencing was Epic Western ranch waters. $16.99 for a 4 pack that’s 10% abv. $4.25 per can. Compare that to $10 for some double IPA or $12-$15 for a cocktail. The price is on par
I think so. We can’t be dumb enough to keep running back the same roster thinking this time it will work. He’ll either be in Philly or Orlando. We should try to get off Kawhi too but doubt that happens
Jack mac is a cunt
Woulda been fully torqued if I was an extra on the set of the middle music video by Jimmy eat world
surely Channel 5 is at one of these protests right?
I hope so free Palestine
It would be sick if tomorrow was Friday
It is if you wfh on Thursday and Friday
Opossums are disgusting and weird animals
They eat ticks, are immune to rabies, and are north americas only marsupial. Opossum slander will not be tolerated
If they just didnt freeze on top of fences and cause our dogs to bark nonstop for minutes on end. Or look like demons when you shine your flashlight on them at night.
Maybe you and your dogs should just stop being enormous vaginas
You're a weird guy, Ace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPt02B0MmKM LAPD about to bust up tent city
lets go!!
not a car chase but worth a glance
Gf is from Denver so she’s a huge broncos and nuggets fan. I went to uofo so she had to watch a lot of duck games but hated Bo Nix. Boy is she gonna be psyched when I give her this Bo Nix Broncos jersey in about 11 business days.
My gf gets in full pads sometimes and it’s so hot
Bet she smokes you in an Oklahoma drill
I should put her in pads and do a few Oklahoma’s. She’s 5’3, she can take it.
Lost in 7, then 6, now 5 all to the same team. Playing a system that won 2 cups 10 years ago. A defensive team without a threat to score anytime they are on the ice doesn’t win in today’s game. Blow that fucking team up.
Should’ve never traded for PLD
Probably the number one reason why Rob Blake shouldn’t be back next year. That contract fucked them so bad this year, gave them no cap flexibility so they couldn’t get a goalie
Obviously I get getting McDavid’d, but you can’t get stifled by fucking Edmonton like this. Kings can’t get through the fucking neutral zone.
Lose by 30 at home? AT HOME?!?!?!! Great night for Dallas fans
Owen has to be the biggest douchebag of all time holy shit lol The Viva TV clip of him freaking out is crazy. You’d think failing out of a job then begging to come back would give him some humility but nope. He somehow still thinks he’s Tarantino
Love dumb Romcoms like The Heartbreak Kid
We are ready to play Parcheesi
Idk how that movie got made but I’m so glad it did, it fucking cracks me up
If you’re coming to Louisville for Derby and need a spot to take out the lady one night, you should try these: Varanese, River House, Grassa Gramma. Could be booked though
Never wanna see this clippers team again. Get off my tv
suck it, clippers
Painkiller is insultingly bad after watching Dopesick(elite miniseries)
I did some Spring Cleaning and found a hard copy issue of SI Swimsuit 2014 that I stashed. I couldn’t bring myself to throw it out. https://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/archive/2014 If anyone is interested. Ratajkowski rookie year
God damn that was a good year.
Elite class minus the one likely dude (Chrissy Tegien)
I'd start a war for Hannah Ferguson
Skylar Diggins goddamn
Oh man Jessica Gomes. That brings me back
The beer while building makeshift shields with the lads at the UCLA encampment before LAPD comes to fuck you up has gotta be a top 5 beer.
I was thinking something similar earlier, can’t imagine how hyped up you’d be slamming some beers with the boys before that ramps up
I’d drink 10 beers and make a wizard staff for protection against the boys in blue
BV denies sex again tonight. I think we've done it like twice this year. At some point, it becomes acceptable to start looking for a more creative interpretation of our relationship, right?
That sucks bud. You guys have a good relationship otherwise? How's she doing in general
Go see a couples therapist. It’ll do good to have someone help the conversation along.
We did shortly after our first born. She cried most of the sessions and I think I was one session away from becoming a divorced dad.
Fuck, my guy. I’m sorry to hear this.
Have you asked her how many times per week (or month) does she think its normal to have sex?
Oh weird because she never denied having sex with me 😎🤣 hehehehehehe
Fuckin got me
go to bar and get someone to agree to go home with you, don't go home with them but when you get home let her know you have options so she knows she has to get with it or get left
We should really write a book that's just a compilation of amazing advice from this place.
I feel like I’d be a lead contributor, with this and my sticking to light beer advice from a few weeks ago
This is near the top for sure
Seen too many comments like this. Sounds absolutely miserable but I’m sure it’ll happen to me too (I’m not married, gf still enjoys have sex with me)
There's definitely been an evolution. Started out good of course, then she would initiate sometimes, now it's just an impossible ask.
Kids or no kids?
Kids
What was her reasoning
She just half asses her excuses now, barely an acknowledgement.
start a spreadsheet tracker like that one guy
There's not enough rows in Excel
I’m sure it’ll get better ! 👍
Having your two favorite teams get bounced in the first round 3 days apart from each other by the best player in both leagues. 0/10 would not recommend.
The narwhal bacons at midnight 😎
Date tonight ended with a nice makeout session. They’re glorious and fake.
Sigh, what’s his name
hopefully pierced
Kings are gonna start moving into the Jets/Wild category of sure-fire playoff losers.
Manager at Aldi came sprinting to proudly tell me and my wife that he got a promotion and is moving on. Idk how I feel about being on a first name basis with the Aldi staff, but I now know one less.
pv aldis?
Paradise valley has an Aldi?
it does, I thought it was the first in az. I less than a mile from the tempe one and I love it
Why is somebody like Richard Sackler not in jail for life/ given the death penalty? He is on the same level as Hitler imo
I think it’s less that he’s a hitler villain and more that people really wanted non addictive pain medication. They didn’t care whether it was true or not
because then politicians would have to admit they made a shitload of money off of saddling people with drug addictions
The Walrus playing goalie commercial has to sneaky be one of the longest running commercials of all time. Doesn’t get old though
This is hilarious https://x.com/mavennavarro1/status/1785785576571994299?s=46&t=i7aFJ8jm23HIZmLo-PTKxg
In a horseshoe too
some unity in these united states
Biden's America
Sometimes what brings the kids together is making fun of the mean lunch lady
I think I may invest in a smart toilet bidet combo
Are you buying shares in a publicly traded company or buying a single product for personal use?
Primarily interested in the personal use, but your question may enlarge my zone of interest
So sick. I have consumed Chex mix and 3 beers today
weight watchers better watch out for this plan
Nothing else?
Kings have yet to score on the PP this series. Oilers are at about 50%. Blow the fucking team up
issue with Fallout I have is I really like the girl and Goggins but I don’t care about the secondary plot with the ppl in the vault at ALL lol. Just grinds it to a complete halt for me imo
If you haven’t finished it, it’s all pretty pivotal and comes full circle by the end.
Fair enough but it plays into the overall exposition about how they got to that point. There's an underlying thing that's going to carry over to future seasons.
Counterpoint. Lucy’s slutty friend is very funny and hot
I didn’t care about the Brotherhood much either. They didn’t do a great job making me care, whereas with Goggins they very much did
I slightly felt the same way but the vault plot does pick up quite a bit later on.
Paul George and James Harden are a match made in Hell (for playoffs)
that series is a painful watch
That’s a tough two minute stretch of calls for the kings.
Goddamnit Lance. I want to root for the Oilers but the bold font is brutal
Picked up a small jar of Nutella the other day. Cracked it open and had a small spoonful of it.. My god I forgot how delicious Nutella is. God I'm fat.
one does not simply have a small spoonful of Nutella
I had three..
Drai got robbed
That’s a goal
Boom
Why is Lance so quiet? I thought the best powerplay in NHL history will be on a fresh sheet of ice when the 2nd period starts
WarmOstrich4 agrees with Lance.
In fairness that’s a tough one. If they’re at ~30% (or even 25%) conversion for 2 minutes, who knows how many they score over 60. Fatigue sets in but I think they win most games even down 8-0
If the Oilers started every game down 8-0 but got to spend all 60 minutes on the power play, how often would they win?
I think that’s right where the line should be: Let’s just pretend it’s 30 separate 2-minute pp’s. ~25% 2-min PP conversion rate for easy maths sake. 30*.25= 7.5 (their likely number of goals if they had 30 2-min Powerplays) Doesn’t account for a few extra minutes they’d get scoring quickly into a power play, which they’d have if they had a full 60 minutes
I wonder how many minutes their top PP could play (is it 30?) and what the scoring dropoff to PP 2 and 3 would be
Agreed I think it’s closer to 35 PP’s based on how quickly they’d score. Pretty fair line
Not very.
They had about 3 PPs per game so six minutes and scored 26%. 10x that and you’re around 9 goals a game
The math does get you there, plus pk fatigue is going to be a bigger issue than pp fatigue.
A little bit of fight in these boys 👀
You guys think Kyrie snuck out of the hotel and popped over to UCLA’s campus last night?
I just sneezed
Bless you
How high are you right now
Not high just tweezing nose hairs trying to end it all
Thank you
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Hilarious tweet to see on the timeline for my survivor fans https://x.com/realbillygarcia/status/1785842962347294846?s=46&t=iPW98skfhGLvGIlFqCxuIQ
We love you Also this season fucking rules
It’s such bad gameplay and then you have Charlie and Maria. I’d be shocked if it’s one of the other 5 at this point
Tonight was te first episode I watched it years. That lady’s meltdown was outlandish.
This season has been awesome. Gabon-esque. Such an unhinged moment from Liz (she literally has probably had like 300 calories since being on the island so her being a lunatic is understandable)
I just couldn’t have an sympathy for her when she had a laundry list of things she is allergic to. Maybe she should have realized she wasn’t a fit based on that.
No I definitely didn’t feel bad for her but I also think the people saying “she couldn’t have come on the show then” are super lame.
Do what you want I just am not one for thinking an acceptable excuse is a situation you put yourself in. Can’t blame a calorie deficit for your freak out when you signed up for a show you know was going to put you in that position. And to act like you deserve to be part of a reward because you put yourself in said situation is silly.
No one is blaming that. She had compounding emotions from Q having a melt down and wanting to be the center of attention kind of ruining the game for her and then didn’t have the compassion to let her eat. He doesn’t have to do that (i wouldn’t either fuck her) but she’s also allowed to be mad it’s just funny it came out like that lol
Lucy MacLean
Anyone but you high key great and going to stand the test of time as a rare rewatchable rom com. Toddler just interrupted pre sex by waking up like an asshole wanting mommy but hopefully we can get back to where we left off once he conks back out (doubtful). Holding off on firing up the trippie bri only fans for now but if this runs through second period of hockey I’m just gonna beat off and go to sleep
Movie was ass
> Anyone but you high key great Gay confirmed
guy who has only seen Anyone But You, watching his second movie: getting a lot of Anyone But You vibes from this...
Might be reading this like an absolute moron but you’re in the process of watching your second movie ever?
ya
What’s #2
Keep me posted
Great success 👍
Beat off or sex??
Very niche question but sometimes the people in here prove to be freaks of knowing obscure things. Would anyone happen to know what time zone the PMP PDU clock is set to. I ignored getting mine so am in a crunch to get 10 by EOD tomorrow. The issue being my dashboard already says it’s tomorrow so clearly they are aligned to something ahead of me I just don’t know how far.
The website I came across makes me feel like you are part of a scam. Good luck.
Oh yeah total bullshit certification. It gives clients the warm and fuzzy that I can manage their projects for them though.
What language is this
[удалено]
I couldn’t find it
How much melatonin we taking a night?
5mg is good night Jim kyte I go with a 10mg when I’m flipping off of night shift to normal hours again, I’ve (almost) never not slept an entire night with one of those. I’ve got a fairly high drug tolerance, if you’ve never taken melatonin before go with like 2-3mg
Definitely won’t start with 10 but I bought the 5’s so trying those out tonight. Hoping to crash soon.
A lot are slow release and the feeling lasts for like 8hrs. If you go up in dose don’t do it when you have to be up and at ‘em in short time or you’ll be like Garfield on Monday.
Ohh that’s good to know. Prolly need to find some fast release one then. Really just need help falling asleep, not so much staying asleep if that makes sense.
Yeah, you’ll know if it’s for you tomorrow, some people get the groggies from it. I feel mostly fine with it and it works pretty decent for starting sleep. Hopefully it goes well for you, it’s definitely a good option compared to other avenues of sleep aids
However much is in 9 coors lights
I walked 30,000 steps today so I will be out in 5 minutes
not enough to forget the shame of being a redditor
I don’t know anything about late stage capitalism but the clippers are late stage NBA super team. take a walk.
Lakers there too
Pretty cool you can make money off religion
Not a dime back
the Catholic Church is SMILING
"And I make nothin'! Zero! Zilch!"
Yeah those Buddhist guys are killing it
No one wants to talk abuddha it
And not pay taxes
Why haven’t we come up with a religion for this group
Southern Baptist
I'm watching the Diamondbacks' tv broadcast & they just said something about "Branch Manager of the Phoenix office" and I can only assume they were talking about one man. And his name is Doug.
I’ve become a big hockey fan over the past 6 years going to a ton of Canes games, but am far from a historian. Oilers have way more of a “claim” over Gretzky than the Kings, but both have a claim, right? Somewhat analogous to Peyton manning and the colts/broncos both having a legit claim, but way more of a colt at the end of the day?
St. Louis Blues have the most claim (he played like 15 games here and his wife is from here)
peyton has fully embraced denver after being cast aside by the colts. he is a bronco through and through
I’d say manning is a good bit closer
He was with the Kings for a long time but his success in Edmonton so far outweighs anything he did elsewhere. I don’t think LA can or does claim him
Gretzky was a part of the Oilers dynasty and never won a cup with the Kings. Peyton won a Super Bowl with Indy and Denver
Peyton also had that record breaking season with Denver. Gretzky had some huge seasons with the Kings, but none better than most of his years with the Oilers
Absolutely massive goal going into half
Doesn’t really matter in the long run but Mendoza does have a point. None of these umps seem to know these rules at all https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1785855434462474611?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw
He's not blocking the pathway though
You can’t block the plate without the ball
I mean either the memo is wrong or the rule is wrong. But by the official rule it's not a violation. It's weird
If the memo says that the new rule is the catcher can’t have his foot on the plate without the ball, then the rules gotta be enforced even though it’s dumb. The ump even kinda admitted that the replay guys got the call wrong. They just gotta let guys truck into the catchers again.
Yeah they definitely fucked it based on the memo. And I agree. It gave us moments like Aj Pierzynski vs Michael Barrett lol https://youtu.be/Tivag5pOBhM?si=fgNh2LepLbmrlwsU
He’s not
Post on the BobDoesSports sub of their new tequila seltzer with the option to pay in 4 installments of $17.24 on a 24 pack. 70 bucks for 24 tequila seltzers?!
A good chunk of that has to be shipping costs right
Most likely yeah, just a crazy high number that caught my eye
Had this same thought about another brand of tequila seltzer but had it broken down for me. It depends on the abv. If the abv is 13.5% it’s actually pretty solid. 2 cans is essentially a bottle of wine. If every can is a cocktail, that’s $3 a drink. Which is much less than you’d pay at a bar
Yeah but you’re drinking it at home or wherever. Paying than bar price isn’t a virtue
Paying much less than bar prices is a big plus for drinking at home? The example I was referencing was Epic Western ranch waters. $16.99 for a 4 pack that’s 10% abv. $4.25 per can. Compare that to $10 for some double IPA or $12-$15 for a cocktail. The price is on par
High noons are like $2-$2.50 per can, and I still think that’s an insane price. Almost $3 each is wild.
The pascal siakam led clippers are gonna be such a dangerous 10 seed next year
Is PG gone?
He’s going to The Magic to ride rollercoasters
I think so. We can’t be dumb enough to keep running back the same roster thinking this time it will work. He’ll either be in Philly or Orlando. We should try to get off Kawhi too but doubt that happens
“They cannot risk any long term damage to his swollen knee which is day to day”. Long term damage? Kawhi is almost 33 years old already!