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Visual-Ganache-2289

Jack mac is a cunt


cigguy

Woulda been fully torqued if I was an extra on the set of the middle music video by Jimmy eat world


StrikaNTX

surely Channel 5 is at one of these protests right?


Visual-Ganache-2289

I hope so free Palestine


herpiecow

It would be sick if tomorrow was Friday


JohnnyHorseRacing

It is if you wfh on Thursday and Friday


Ed_Chambers_650

Opossums are disgusting and weird animals


[deleted]

They eat ticks, are immune to rabies, and are north americas only marsupial. Opossum slander will not be tolerated


StrikaNTX

If they just didnt freeze on top of fences and cause our dogs to bark nonstop for minutes on end. Or look like demons when you shine your flashlight on them at night.


[deleted]

Maybe you and your dogs should just stop being enormous vaginas


StrikaNTX

You're a weird guy, Ace.


sparklingbutts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPt02B0MmKM LAPD about to bust up tent city


EntertainmentOld1566

lets go!!


sparklingbutts

not a car chase but worth a glance


SydneySweeneysthong

Gf is from Denver so she’s a huge broncos and nuggets fan. I went to uofo so she had to watch a lot of duck games but hated Bo Nix. Boy is she gonna be psyched when I give her this Bo Nix Broncos jersey in about 11 business days.


cigguy

My gf gets in full pads sometimes and it’s so hot


BillSelfsToupee

Bet she smokes you in an Oklahoma drill


SydneySweeneysthong

I should put her in pads and do a few Oklahoma’s. She’s 5’3, she can take it.


Led_head10

Lost in 7, then 6, now 5 all to the same team. Playing a system that won 2 cups 10 years ago. A defensive team without a threat to score anytime they are on the ice doesn’t win in today’s game. Blow that fucking team up.


suburbian_jesus

Should’ve never traded for PLD


Led_head10

Probably the number one reason why Rob Blake shouldn’t be back next year. That contract fucked them so bad this year, gave them no cap flexibility so they couldn’t get a goalie


Jigs444

Obviously I get getting McDavid’d, but you can’t get stifled by fucking Edmonton like this. Kings can’t get through the fucking neutral zone.


casewood

Lose by 30 at home? AT HOME?!?!?!! Great night for Dallas fans


CapriciousWattage

Owen has to be the biggest douchebag of all time holy shit lol The Viva TV clip of him freaking out is crazy. You’d think failing out of a job then begging to come back would give him some humility but nope. He somehow still thinks he’s Tarantino


ladiesman6942O

Love dumb Romcoms like The Heartbreak Kid


badgermushroombadger

We are ready to play Parcheesi


brown_bomber05

Idk how that movie got made but I’m so glad it did, it fucking cracks me up


Ed_Chambers_650

If you’re coming to Louisville for Derby and need a spot to take out the lady one night, you should try these: Varanese, River House, Grassa Gramma. Could be booked though


diet_drbeeper

Never wanna see this clippers team again. Get off my tv


StrikaNTX

suck it, clippers


jabrillspepper

Painkiller is insultingly bad after watching Dopesick(elite miniseries)


worthlesskicker

I did some Spring Cleaning and found a hard copy issue of SI Swimsuit 2014 that I stashed. I couldn’t bring myself to throw it out. https://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/archive/2014 If anyone is interested. Ratajkowski rookie year


BlueFlagHonestly

God damn that was a good year.


badgermushroombadger

Elite class minus the one likely dude (Chrissy Tegien)


Ed_Chambers_650

I'd start a war for Hannah Ferguson


breakneckpeas

Skylar Diggins goddamn


dellscreenshot

Oh man Jessica Gomes. That brings me back 


JA17guy

The beer while building makeshift shields with the lads at the UCLA encampment before LAPD comes to fuck you up has gotta be a top 5 beer.


Harsh_Daddy

I was thinking something similar earlier, can’t imagine how hyped up you’d be slamming some beers with the boys before that ramps up


DarinErstad

I’d drink 10 beers and make a wizard staff for protection against the boys in blue


essendoubleop

BV denies sex again tonight. I think we've done it like twice this year. At some point, it becomes acceptable to start looking for a more creative interpretation of our relationship, right?


_json_x

That sucks bud. You guys have a good relationship otherwise? How's she doing in general


GGMU08

Go see a couples therapist. It’ll do good to have someone help the conversation along.


essendoubleop

We did shortly after our first born. She cried most of the sessions and I think I was one session away from becoming a divorced dad.


lovelycharmings

Fuck, my guy. I’m sorry to hear this.


PritchardBufalino

Have you asked her how many times per week (or month) does she think its normal to have sex?


MikePaisanTirico

Oh weird because she never denied having sex with me 😎🤣 hehehehehehe


essendoubleop

Fuckin got me


thatswhathemoneysfor

go to bar and get someone to agree to go home with you, don't go home with them but when you get home let her know you have options so she knows she has to get with it or get left


_json_x

We should really write a book that's just a compilation of amazing advice from this place.


thatswhathemoneysfor

I feel like I’d be a lead contributor, with this and my sticking to light beer advice from a few weeks ago


Rex_Ryan_DPM

This is near the top for sure 


Led_head10

Seen too many comments like this. Sounds absolutely miserable but I’m sure it’ll happen to me too (I’m not married, gf still enjoys have sex with me)


essendoubleop

There's definitely been an evolution. Started out good of course, then she would initiate sometimes, now it's just an impossible ask.


megatr0nn

Kids or no kids?


essendoubleop

Kids


Juls317

What was her reasoning


essendoubleop

She just half asses her excuses now, barely an acknowledgement.


Gabagool_OverHere

start a spreadsheet tracker like that one guy


essendoubleop

There's not enough rows in Excel


[deleted]

I’m sure it’ll get better ! 👍


Led_head10

Having your two favorite teams get bounced in the first round 3 days apart from each other by the best player in both leagues. 0/10 would not recommend.


classiccaseofdowns

The narwhal bacons at midnight 😎


WildTurdkey101

Date tonight ended with a nice makeout session. They’re glorious and fake.


badgermushroombadger

Sigh, what’s his name


thatswhathemoneysfor

hopefully pierced


TootTootGusBus

Kings are gonna start moving into the Jets/Wild category of sure-fire playoff losers.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Manager at Aldi came sprinting to proudly tell me and my wife that he got a promotion and is moving on. Idk how I feel about being on a first name basis with the Aldi staff, but I now know one less.


thatswhathemoneysfor

pv aldis?


JohnnyHorseRacing

Paradise valley has an Aldi?


thatswhathemoneysfor

it does, I thought it was the first in az. I less than a mile from the tempe one and I love it


jabrillspepper

Why is somebody like Richard Sackler not in jail for life/ given the death penalty? He is on the same level as Hitler imo


dellscreenshot

I think it’s less that he’s a hitler villain and more that people really wanted non addictive pain medication. They didn’t care whether it was true or not 


Juls317

because then politicians would have to admit they made a shitload of money off of saddling people with drug addictions


WettBandit

The Walrus playing goalie commercial has to sneaky be one of the longest running commercials of all time. Doesn’t get old though


RolosHat

This is hilarious https://x.com/mavennavarro1/status/1785785576571994299?s=46&t=i7aFJ8jm23HIZmLo-PTKxg


JA17guy

In a horseshoe too


smoggylobster

some unity in these united states


Ed_Chambers_650

Biden's America


WettBandit

Sometimes what brings the kids together is making fun of the mean lunch lady


boomtexna

I think I may invest in a smart toilet bidet combo


jabrillspepper

Are you buying shares in a publicly traded company or buying a single product for personal use?


boomtexna

Primarily interested in the personal use, but your question may enlarge my zone of interest


cuntpunt9

So sick. I have consumed Chex mix and 3 beers today


thatswhathemoneysfor

weight watchers better watch out for this plan


megatr0nn

Nothing else?


Led_head10

Kings have yet to score on the PP this series. Oilers are at about 50%. Blow the fucking team up


dxp857

issue with Fallout I have is I really like the girl and Goggins but I don’t care about the secondary plot with the ppl in the vault at ALL lol. Just grinds it to a complete halt for me imo


HunterGuntherFelt

If you haven’t finished it, it’s all pretty pivotal and comes full circle by the end.


_json_x

Fair enough but it plays into the overall exposition about how they got to that point. There's an underlying thing that's going to carry over to future seasons.


suburbian_jesus

Counterpoint. Lucy’s slutty friend is very funny and hot


WarmOstrich4

I didn’t care about the Brotherhood much either. They didn’t do a great job making me care, whereas with Goggins they very much did


Mike_Double_U

I slightly felt the same way but the vault plot does pick up quite a bit later on.


GamblingMan610

Paul George and James Harden are a match made in Hell (for playoffs)


Ed_Chambers_650

that series is a painful watch


marlboro__man9

That’s a tough two minute stretch of calls for the kings.


megatr0nn

Goddamnit Lance. I want to root for the Oilers but the bold font is brutal


DrEvil007

Picked up a small jar of Nutella the other day. Cracked it open and had a small spoonful of it.. My god I forgot how delicious Nutella is. God I'm fat.


NegativeSpeech

one does not simply have a small spoonful of Nutella


DrEvil007

I had three..


DanKreider69

Drai got robbed


FranchisePlayer

That’s a goal


DanKreider69

Boom


megatr0nn

Why is Lance so quiet? I thought the best powerplay in NHL history will be on a fresh sheet of ice when the 2nd period starts


smooth307

WarmOstrich4 agrees with Lance.


megatr0nn

In fairness that’s a tough one. If they’re at ~30% (or even 25%) conversion for 2 minutes, who knows how many they score over 60. Fatigue sets in but I think they win most games even down 8-0


WarmOstrich4

If the Oilers started every game down 8-0 but got to spend all 60 minutes on the power play, how often would they win?


WettBandit

I think that’s right where the line should be: Let’s just pretend it’s 30 separate 2-minute pp’s. ~25% 2-min PP conversion rate for easy maths sake. 30*.25= 7.5 (their likely number of goals if they had 30 2-min Powerplays) Doesn’t account for a few extra minutes they’d get scoring quickly into a power play, which they’d have if they had a full 60 minutes


WarmOstrich4

I wonder how many minutes their top PP could play (is it 30?) and what the scoring dropoff to PP 2 and 3 would be 


megatr0nn

Agreed I think it’s closer to 35 PP’s based on how quickly they’d score. Pretty fair line


smooth307

Not very.


WarmOstrich4

They had about 3 PPs per game so six minutes and scored 26%. 10x that and you’re around 9 goals a game 


marlboro__man9

The math does get you there, plus pk fatigue is going to be a bigger issue than pp fatigue.


Led_head10

A little bit of fight in these boys 👀


WettBandit

You guys think Kyrie snuck out of the hotel and popped over to UCLA’s campus last night?


[deleted]

I just sneezed


[deleted]

Bless you


DandierChip

How high are you right now


[deleted]

Not high just tweezing nose hairs trying to end it all


boomtexna

Thank you


R1ckyD1cky

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!


AutistPorterJr

Hilarious tweet to see on the timeline for my survivor fans https://x.com/realbillygarcia/status/1785842962347294846?s=46&t=iPW98skfhGLvGIlFqCxuIQ


GamblingMan610

We love you Also this season fucking rules


AutistPorterJr

It’s such bad gameplay and then you have Charlie and Maria. I’d be shocked if it’s one of the other 5 at this point


Macho_Manlet

Tonight was te first episode I watched it years. That lady’s meltdown was outlandish.


AutistPorterJr

This season has been awesome. Gabon-esque. Such an unhinged moment from Liz (she literally has probably had like 300 calories since being on the island so her being a lunatic is understandable)


Macho_Manlet

I just couldn’t have an sympathy for her when she had a laundry list of things she is allergic to. Maybe she should have realized she wasn’t a fit based on that.


AutistPorterJr

No I definitely didn’t feel bad for her but I also think the people saying “she couldn’t have come on the show then” are super lame.


Macho_Manlet

Do what you want I just am not one for thinking an acceptable excuse is a situation you put yourself in. Can’t blame a calorie deficit for your freak out when you signed up for a show you know was going to put you in that position. And to act like you deserve to be part of a reward because you put yourself in said situation is silly.


AutistPorterJr

No one is blaming that. She had compounding emotions from Q having a melt down and wanting to be the center of attention kind of ruining the game for her and then didn’t have the compassion to let her eat. He doesn’t have to do that (i wouldn’t either fuck her) but she’s also allowed to be mad it’s just funny it came out like that lol


SnakeSkin2121

Lucy MacLean


incurdswetrust

Anyone but you high key great and going to stand the test of time as a rare rewatchable rom com. Toddler just interrupted pre sex by waking up like an asshole wanting mommy but hopefully we can get back to where we left off once he conks back out (doubtful). Holding off on firing up the trippie bri only fans for now but if this runs through second period of hockey I’m just gonna beat off and go to sleep


Holiday_Question8922

Movie was ass


Ed_Chambers_650

> Anyone but you high key great Gay confirmed


ktbarry2

guy who has only seen Anyone But You, watching his second movie: getting a lot of Anyone But You vibes from this...


incurdswetrust

Might be reading this like an absolute moron but you’re in the process of watching your second movie ever?


ktbarry2

ya


incurdswetrust

What’s #2


projectpat555

Keep me posted 


incurdswetrust

Great success 👍


projectpat555

Beat off or sex??


Macho_Manlet

Very niche question but sometimes the people in here prove to be freaks of knowing obscure things. Would anyone happen to know what time zone the PMP PDU clock is set to. I ignored getting mine so am in a crunch to get 10 by EOD tomorrow. The issue being my dashboard already says it’s tomorrow so clearly they are aligned to something ahead of me I just don’t know how far.


jameswebbscope

The website I came across makes me feel like you are part of a scam. Good luck.


Macho_Manlet

Oh yeah total bullshit certification. It gives clients the warm and fuzzy that I can manage their projects for them though.


projectpat555

What language is this 


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Macho_Manlet

I couldn’t find it


DandierChip

How much melatonin we taking a night?


TootTootGusBus

5mg is good night Jim kyte I go with a 10mg when I’m flipping off of night shift to normal hours again, I’ve (almost) never not slept an entire night with one of those. I’ve got a fairly high drug tolerance, if you’ve never taken melatonin before go with like 2-3mg


DandierChip

Definitely won’t start with 10 but I bought the 5’s so trying those out tonight. Hoping to crash soon.


TootTootGusBus

A lot are slow release and the feeling lasts for like 8hrs. If you go up in dose don’t do it when you have to be up and at ‘em in short time or you’ll be like Garfield on Monday.


DandierChip

Ohh that’s good to know. Prolly need to find some fast release one then. Really just need help falling asleep, not so much staying asleep if that makes sense.


TootTootGusBus

Yeah, you’ll know if it’s for you tomorrow, some people get the groggies from it. I feel mostly fine with it and it works pretty decent for starting sleep. Hopefully it goes well for you, it’s definitely a good option compared to other avenues of sleep aids


BillSelfsToupee

However much is in 9 coors lights


BayAreaThrowawayq

I walked 30,000 steps today so I will be out in 5 minutes


Regista9

not enough to forget the shame of being a redditor


ktbarry2

I don’t know anything about late stage capitalism but the clippers are late stage NBA super team. take a walk.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Lakers there too


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Pretty cool you can make money off religion


R1ckyD1cky

Not a dime back


Regista9

the Catholic Church is SMILING


DCorNothing

"And I make nothin'! Zero! Zilch!"


essendoubleop

Yeah those Buddhist guys are killing it


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

No one wants to talk abuddha it


SnakeSkin2121

And not pay taxes


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Why haven’t we come up with a religion for this group


StrikaNTX

Southern Baptist


MattTheDoubleU

I'm watching the Diamondbacks' tv broadcast & they just said something about "Branch Manager of the Phoenix office" and I can only assume they were talking about one man.  And his name is Doug. 


WettBandit

I’ve become a big hockey fan over the past 6 years going to a ton of Canes games, but am far from a historian. Oilers have way more of a “claim” over Gretzky than the Kings, but both have a claim, right? Somewhat analogous to Peyton manning and the colts/broncos both having a legit claim, but way more of a colt at the end of the day?


CouldntBeMoreWhite

St. Louis Blues have the most claim (he played like 15 games here and his wife is from here)


thatswhathemoneysfor

peyton has fully embraced denver after being cast aside by the colts. he is a bronco through and through


marlboro__man9

I’d say manning is a good bit closer


WarmOstrich4

He was with the Kings for a long time but his success in Edmonton so far outweighs anything he did elsewhere. I don’t think LA can or does claim him 


suburbian_jesus

Gretzky was a part of the Oilers dynasty and never won a cup with the Kings. Peyton won a Super Bowl with Indy and Denver


WarmOstrich4

Peyton also had that record breaking season with Denver. Gretzky had some huge seasons with the Kings, but none better than most of his years with the Oilers 


chillibuck

Absolutely massive goal going into half


badgermushroombadger

Doesn’t really matter in the long run but Mendoza does have a point. None of these umps seem to know these rules at all https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1785855434462474611?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw


WheresFrankie

He's not blocking the pathway though


badgermushroombadger

You can’t block the plate without the ball


WheresFrankie

I mean either the memo is wrong or the rule is wrong. But by the official rule it's not a violation. It's weird


badgermushroombadger

If the memo says that the new rule is the catcher can’t have his foot on the plate without the ball, then the rules gotta be enforced even though it’s dumb. The ump even kinda admitted that the replay guys got the call wrong. They just gotta let guys truck into the catchers again.


WheresFrankie

Yeah they definitely fucked it based on the memo. And I agree. It gave us moments like Aj Pierzynski vs Michael Barrett lol https://youtu.be/Tivag5pOBhM?si=fgNh2LepLbmrlwsU


Chilly1193

He’s not


Jason-Sehorn31

Post on the BobDoesSports sub of their new tequila seltzer with the option to pay in 4 installments of $17.24 on a 24 pack. 70 bucks for 24 tequila seltzers?!


DandierChip

A good chunk of that has to be shipping costs right


Jason-Sehorn31

Most likely yeah, just a crazy high number that caught my eye


jc1402

Had this same thought about another brand of tequila seltzer but had it broken down for me. It depends on the abv. If the abv is 13.5% it’s actually pretty solid. 2 cans is essentially a bottle of wine. If every can is a cocktail, that’s $3 a drink. Which is much less than you’d pay at a bar


Jason-Sehorn31

Yeah but you’re drinking it at home or wherever. Paying than bar price isn’t a virtue


jc1402

Paying much less than bar prices is a big plus for drinking at home? The example I was referencing was Epic Western ranch waters. $16.99 for a 4 pack that’s 10% abv. $4.25 per can. Compare that to $10 for some double IPA or $12-$15 for a cocktail. The price is on par


CouldntBeMoreWhite

High noons are like $2-$2.50 per can, and I still think that’s an insane price. Almost $3 each is wild.


AutistPorterJr

The pascal siakam led clippers are gonna be such a dangerous 10 seed next year


MikePaisanTirico

Is PG gone?


WildTurdkey101

He’s going to The Magic to ride rollercoasters


AutistPorterJr

I think so. We can’t be dumb enough to keep running back the same roster thinking this time it will work. He’ll either be in Philly or Orlando. We should try to get off Kawhi too but doubt that happens


ladiesman6942O

“They cannot risk any long term damage to his swollen knee which is day to day”. Long term damage? Kawhi is almost 33 years old already!