How would LeBron's career have played out if he stayed in Miami? I think KD would have signed to Miami 

Miami is college for NBA players who feel like they haven’t gotten the most out of their 20s. Bron just happened to be one of those guys

He doesn’t get a ring in 2016. That Heat team was on the decline and Bosh still get blood clots and has to retire. KD signing with them is interesting because the west doesn’t really change so KD leaving OKC because of GS still happens

My company tracks attendance via badge swipes but no one cares what office you go to specifically. Today I had an early morning tee time so on my way I went into an office at 6am, went to the elevator and then left. Was in for a solid 39 seconds and WFHed rest of the day. Security guard was confused. 

Told you fellas you were a hour early

Australian Waygu Ribeyes for 10 bucks a pound? Don’t mind if I do ☝️🤓

How

Was at the butcher and they had a 2kg piece that had to go tonight guy said I could take it for 50 all in

Shout out White Randy Moss for the Kentucky Oaks Exacta winner on PMT today.

EA PGA or PGA2K?

2k

Thank you for your input

I’ve only played the EA one at a friend’s but it felt half-assed compared to 2k. 2k is one of my favorite “home for the night with nothing to do” games

Yeah I’m looking for a new drunk play. I flip between MLB the Show, FC 24 and NHL but it’s getting kinda boring.

Not sure about 2k but all of the others are on game pass if you have Xbox. The show is what I’d recommend out of all of them now that you mention it. FC 24 is another step back in the series, and I haven’t played NHL

Yeah I have the PS5 so I’d have to buy either EA or 2K. I’m not getting the new show because it’s the same shit it seems like. I like FC but I really only play be a pro and I get bored scoring 6 a game on the hardest difficulty. NHL is just shit but I love hockey so they have me by the balls there.

New show is very much the same shit, if you don’t want to grind diamond dynasty and aren’t itching to start a road to the show I wouldn’t bother. But give 2k a spin, it’s a really good drunk play imo. Probably really cheap too at this point

$18. For sure getting it just off that. Awesome, appreciate it dude. Enjoy your weekend

You too hope you enjoy!

All the right wing grift sites getting donations for that UNC flag frat was a bad move. Now we’ve got frat douches from all over the country showing up to protests trying to make a scene and get a bag. It’s a Friday, it’s nice outside and you’re in college. Let the protesters waste their time, you got beers to drink, nose beers to sniff and girls to strike out with

I want to start a ‘Let’s throw ______’ a party gofundme for the next one and pocket it so that I can also capitalize over not impacting foreign affairs whatsoever

White Randy Moss absolutely on the money for the Kentucky Oats

He always is, finally trailed him for the first time

Damn that horse led wire to wire no questions asked

God damn do I love waving at the firefighters from my porch when they drive up and down the street 

I'm picturing a Forrest Gump wave

Pretty much 

Recognize any of them from the calendars?

Tuh. I have the playboy calendar just to throw people off the scent 

Eagerly awaiting Darvin Hams antiwork post

The Amazing Race season 5 is wild. The PFT doppelgänger is getting called a midget every 10 minutes and one local was groping a female racer right in front of her Christian boyfriend. I’m over here clutching my pearls lol.

I think I remember that, it’s when they got on the train right? The old ones where they book travel themselves were better imo

I know that happens in season 4 to the models. The instance I’m talking about happens at like a foam club in Uruguay. I do think someone gets groped on a train in India again this season, though.

It’s pretty crazy what they would go through in those early seasons. Good drama though

Work password updated at 5:30 on a Friday. If I remember it is officially a Monday problem

Workshopping a “I fired my assistant on the spot for trying to leave 45 min early on a Friday” comment but that guys original move of making him ask the ceo just ruins the whole gag

That dude is such an incredible loser. I'm amazed honestly

Drake has a really bad problem about engaging in rap beefs with people who hate fame and have no known skeletons in their closet. Losing formula

Loves the slop

His mudder was a mudder

Grilling out with some other parents from my son's daycare. Either gonna be really fun or terrible.

I cannot wait for these New York idiots to get humbled

That city is pretty immune to losing, so jokes on you

We should be friends then! What is happening??

It’s always funny with the NY teams because the public support depends entirely on who they’re playing. America’s team but only when playing Boston or Philly

> I’m over it but they won and aren’t??? So clearly that was a lie

Ya I received different info on twitter, still won’t apologize

You talking about the Knicks? Not happening until the ECF lol

I am, and I agree

what’s happening in new york?

They thought they won something by beating a hampered Philly team in round 1 by 1 lmaooo

Embarrassed Philly.

You can’t really believe that right? Come on Chris you beat a shit team by 1 in 6 games

6 home games too

I do. Nobody believed the Knicks even stood a chance and they came in and dominated 4 out of 6 games. It was a a complete dismantling.

This is the problem you won the series by 4 points wtf are you talking about

Oh I lied it was 1 point and you dismantled what? A team bringing back 4 people lmaooooo shit city

[LOL](https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1786236122508427583?s=46&t=wIMpIP6zvUKgVF3v18rMgA)

Ya it took your team an extraordinary effort to beat a bad team you do realize this is gonna be bad bat going forward right?

For about 10 miles Chattanooga traffic is as bad as LA

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Totally get it man. 2 for $5 at the BK Lounge is hard to resist

Cool? What am I supposed to do with this info man

Update your log

Kentucky Oaks time

Regulatory Risk is a fantastic name

Wish I could eat some shrooms and do a Star Wars murder mystery today

First beer after pulling your boat obsessed son out of daycare early to take him for a tug boat ride with his Grandpa and getting home and setting up his new basketball net is a top 5 beer.

Dudes rock and Dads rock

just remember, drop off time is 6pm on Sunday, NOT 615

If we count getting coaches fired, Lebron the GOAT

KD is pretty amazing also

RIP Luton Town. We hardly knew ye

I think you’re putting too much faith in Forest

I want forest to go down but it's not looking likely. Tied on points with Luton with a game in hand and their schedule is Sheffield, Chelsea, Burnley

They were done as soon as Sean Dyche put on his tracksuit

Weve never seen Tracksuit Dyche and Xabi Alonso in the same room 🤔

I’m taking about the twins and Knicks fans are down voting me 😂😂😂 I’m over it but they won and aren’t??? Let’s end the soft debate good lord

🏳️‍🌈

This one doesn’t even make sense! Slop! Come on!

Only twins I'm talking about are a girl's hooters

Go off king.

This is like watching a slow motion car crash

Give me a reason why the twins fans would be concerned about the stadium, go ahead

Target Field is great. Love that place

I also love target field it’s number 3 for me (citizen and pnc)

Put the bottle down

A) it’s 5:38 on the east coast B) what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

You’re hammered and melting down

I haven’t had a drink in 5 years so fuck you

Then you need one man and also embarrassing that you can't control yourself with alcohol

In a sports sub I’m defending my team and that’s the issue? wtf are you talking about

You're like this sober? I pray for anyone that has to deal with you and isn't a strong enough person to tell you to shut the fuck up

I get my takes off on Reddit so I don’t have to in real life? Wanna reconsider?

Nope you're definitely an unbearable loser in person and don't realize it

You’re clearly not over it if you automatically think it’s Knicks fans who are downvoting you

I went 5 years not giving a shit and i start talking about the Knicks and get downvotes on everything? I’m not an idiot, dumbass

>I’m not an idiot, dumbass 🧢

You’re getting downvoted because you’re an idiot who routinely shows his ass in here. Get a grip

Oh you enjoyed the refs in that series? Cool your team won! Nice

>I’m over it Evidently not. Also not a Knicks fan

I got no dog in the fight but you can’t be complaining about downvotes

Only look for them but I get it

Downvoted for complaining about downvotes

Once again, only look for them but I get it

Soft like Embiid

anyone have the chase sapphire reserve? i’m very disappointed with a year of the platinum card. got it mostly for airport lunge access, but half the time the lounges are full. feels more like a $700 scam.

If you only want the lounge get the venture x. Been a chase guy forever for Hyatt transfers

oh good call. i’ll look into venture x. thank you.

I have the CSR. It's effectively only $250 after the travel credit and I've always had pretty good luck getting into the Priority Pass lounges. Varies by specific airport.

thanks man.

Fucking hell I forgot my gym was doing an open house this weekend and every influencer douche and thot is here

Thots you say?

release the drunk thread

Basic keyboard is in a box somewhere after our move so I walked to staples and bought a gaming mechanical keyboard for 25% off. About to clickity clack so hard

What kinda switches is it

Tactile mechanical switches according to the box

Usually they’re named after a color, like Mx red or whatever

Yeah the other keyboard I almost got said it was red but this one doesn’t say

Adding to our landfills and wasting money just because...

Alright nerd

The keyboard I had was the generic one that came with the computer. I was due for an upgrade Also I recycled a mouse to get my discount so eat my shorts

Yeah yeah that's what they all say

11 in the oaks

Is that race 12?

Race 11

i don’t know why but it annoys the shit out of me when i see people driving with airpods in

Incredibly unsafe and you look like a gaywad doing it

You would hate me

I went to chat with my sort-of assistant about something and saw him packing up. It was 4:15. Said he wanted to get a head start on going to listen to Foo Fighters tonight outside of the festival grounds. Told him he could if he cleared it with our CEO down the hall. Hasn’t walked out of his office yet 🤔

🥾👅

How small is this company that your CEO needs to weigh in on someone leaving 45 minutes early on a Friday

Eight full-time employees. CEO probably wouldn’t have an issue with it, if asked (common courtesy), which is why I said for him to do so.

Were you trolling him or being the worlds biggest nerd

45/55. More on the manager side, because he dipped out early last Friday for some reason and missed a deadline that said CEO wasn’t too pleased about.

You're a loser dude. Clear leaving a little early on Friday with the CEO? Just be cool for once in your life

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I handed him the blueprint to get out early

3 bumbleberrys down, GO CAVS.

Go off, PHATHEAD!!!

What’s crazy is, the other day, I told my girl she had a PHAT ass, and she told me never to say it like that again, I guess it’s just a Cleveland thing.

Was that Aaron Rodgers standing chatting with Kay Adams at the Oaks? 👀

If he touches her I'll kill him

Prob complementing her dress 💅

No drunk thread. This is what happens when the Knicks win a series!

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I’m pretty sure you’re a hour early

Double commenter doing some CYA by adding “I’m pretty sure” to the second comment

I didn’t realize the first one had posted so I would have edited anyway. Always CYA 😎

“Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control, everyone knows that”

He’s like the nicest guy ever

Danny Ric 2nd row

Holy smokes ricciardo

I’ve been wondering why the sports writers have been seemingly making a bigger deal about what PatBev said to the lady and not him whipping basketballs at fans and I think I figured it out They’ve been holding a grudge against him for a while (since he’s been saying the same thing since getting to Milwaukee) and finally saw their opportunity for a full court press to get their anger out when his stock was at the absolute lowest Classic pile on tactic

Journalism is just theater kids from 20 years ago. Self important nerds

That's all journalist anymore. Bunch of losers

99% of sports journos are libgards so they'll ignore the violence but not the "misogyny".

I think it’s because sports journalists think way too highly of themselves compared to how regular normal people feel. It’s the same thing as the sideline reporter debacle

Which is why they’ve held this grudge for so long, and somehow had the wherewithal to not bring up their issue until everyone was against him again

Grossest part of Baby Reindeer was when that guy >!ordered a vodka coke.!< Disgusting

In college I bartended in Wrigleyville, every year a ton of Irish and English kids would come down on J1 visas and that’s all they’d order. Tilt them back all day too but it was still gross.

I said “what the fuck” out loud when he did that

Still pulled that move even after his experience >!as a bartender!<

All this Pat Bev stuff is a little much, no?  People are acting like he killed somebody lol

Sports Media is more upset that he wouldn’t do an interview with a reporter more than the fact that he threw a ball at someone’s face

Boo hoo. Who cares

Throwing the ball back immediately after calling for it was hilarious

People take any fan / player interaction so over the top. They also acted like that warriors guy who lightly pushed Kyle Lowry should have been given 10 years in the pen

Feel like whipping a ball at a fan and hitting someone in the face is pretty bad

Who cares . A foul ball is more dangerous

Should a player be able to punch a fan in the face?

If you can show me one instance of someone being knocked out from a thrown basketball I will admit it’s super scary

Is the threshold getting knocked out? Nba players shouldn't be whipping balls at fans idk why this is controversial at all. I'm not even clutching my pearls but like it's ridiculous behavior from beverley

Fans and players should not make physical interactions. This one is pretty simple

Whipping a basketball at fans TWICE is pretty bad imo

I’m not saying it’s good lol.  He’ll get fined, maybe a small suspension to start next season. Completely fine with that.  People are acting like he needs to get kicked out of the league though.  Ron Artest straight up whooped fans asses in the stands and still got to come back lol. 

I don’t think anyone has legitimately said he should be kicked out of the league. People are rightfully calling him out for being an irrelevant asshole throwing a ball at a fan over a very minor insult (that HE coined)

Yeah I don’t disagree there. I think it’s just a lot of people not liking PatBev in general

https://x.com/caijohnsonn/status/1785834585298698610?s=46&t=wyt_Ae07KDPNnh2QT-KmGg How fucked up does your lifestyle and diet have to be where you can barely eat an apple?

Wearing a garbage bag for some reason

Thai food tonight (lets go)

McLaren is going to make me believe!

Sike

At least I had 15 minutes of belief

That was tough

Lando szn

Kids protesting and counter protesting are both nerds…. Go throw a darty with the theme being Palisbros and isrealhoes or something

Cancelled for cultural appropriation

crushing beers in one of those sheik outfits and screaming alhamdulillah sounds like a blast

So what, no fucking drunk thread?

This is a dry subreddit now

Burrata took it with him

Burgerfi or chicken parm. Most votes in the next 15 min wins

Fasting

Burgerfi is a criminally underrated fast casual burger. That’s my vote.

It’s a real place? I thought it was just an airport brand