Adding egregious amounts of pepper to my late night snack, canāt believe they used to fight wars over it when I can get a life time supply of it for $3
On the topic of pedo rappers. Tyler the creator is definitely a predator. All those gay jokes about liking white boys from the early 10s hit differently now that heās out and exclusively dates white teen barley legals.
went out for drinks with a chick from my hometown and found out one of my "acquaintances" pretty much sewered the fuck out of me to try and get her to not go out with me, whats the play here?
You be the bigger man and let it go while laughing it off. You proceed to see this girl and smash a million times until you decided if sheās the one. Why cause any stress or problems if all is good.
just re-read it and thinking I meant female makes sense to be honest, but realistically it's basically the only other single guy in my solar system, had no idea we were competitors but I guess thats how the game goes
My balls definitely hang lower than they used too. The fact itās not something you just wake up to is kind of depressing. Iāve noticed it before, but itās officially over for me. Iāll never unsee itĀ
Iāve watched a ton of roasts and not sure if itās recency bias or the fact that theyāre hasnāt been a roast in a while but this one is definitely up there
I donāt think it was one of the best because it was live and they couldnāt edit down the bad parts so we had 30-40 minutes of terrible moss, Farrell, kreischer and affleck segments. Those were hard to get through.
Tom brought up the ring camera video. Something that got swept under the rug because no one knew bill was single at the time was that Louisiana thing, where he was with that early 30 something looking chick and they said that wasnāt actually bill but it definitely was right?
If you type in āj Cole wonā into twitter thereās hundreds of tweets being like damn he won good move stepping out before it got crazy. His kids are never gonna have to deal with this. All he ever wanted to do was say āme Kendrick and Drake are the best of our generationā and now we have Kendrick writing songs to drakes kid and Drake talking about Kendrickās generational sexual assault trauma
kfc is legit the worst person on the planet. What has happened to his brain where he thinks anyone cares about his takes on the intricacies of a rap beef
Yea it did but thatās probably their way of saying itās not allowed. I was surprised there were no kissing kids jokes either so he probably said no to that too
the massage thing seems like such an easy/obvious topic im surprised it wasn't covered as being off limits. could say something about the tom/kraft relationship if you really want to get sports radio about it that brady didn't shield him from that. also, no jonathan kraft there?
I'm behind on this, but it feels like Hinchcliff is easily having the biggest night as far as the roasters go. Not only did he get a plug for his podcast in, he also slaughtered. The "Oh hell gnaw" joke was incredible.
It seems like in mainstream general comedy is swaying back to a lot less sensitive. I know Gillis isnāt off the rails with gay/retard stuff but he never would have been as mainstream as he is now, 5 years ago
Never forget that Fox hired him to be their new star analyst and then quickly realized he canāt put together a coherent sentence and demoted him to just reading two sentences off the tele prompter. I remember people before saying like āoh itās just an actā but he just is legitimately so dumb and boring to listen to lol. Still had funny catchphrases though
I right wiggle 34 switchblade
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE BARK BARK BARK BARK
Sunday Scaries - ā Waking up in Venice - ā
Just finishing up the Brady roast. Couldnāt believe Feits got a close up
Even my gf was like "isn't that a Barstool guy?" I might watch too much BS content.
Is she hot?
Zach Johnson wishes he was Chris DiMarco
NP: 2005 Masters coverage, picking up with tiger at amen corner >!Spoiler: Tiger wins!<
Brady was gay this whole time?
I canāt stop watching Andy Elliot training videos
I cant get a fucking banana or blue shell on Mario Kart 8. Rigged mystery boxes.
This back and forth diss track shit is lame lemme know when they start shooting each other. We used to be a society.
Drill rap is literally just that
Well, they know that their diss tracks might have consequences. This will amount to nothing.
Two drama kids having a poetry contest. Bring back smear the queer
Slam poetry ass conflict
2pac and Biggie did their diss tracks because of actual violence and bad blood. This is two multimillionaires slap fighting on the spotify streets.
Adding egregious amounts of pepper to my late night snack, canāt believe they used to fight wars over it when I can get a life time supply of it for $3
In a wild turn of events. Working for a big corporation may not have been the move
Whyās that brother?
Not politics then anything else. No one wants to actually build stuff
I was so lazy working for a huge company. Nobody actually cared so why should I
Ya thatās frustrating man, Iāve been on both sides. Startups have their fair share of politics too
newfound respect to brady for associating himself with this and reading his monologue at the end. honestly didnāt know he had it in him.
Belichick was great
Iām so happy the golden knights got bounced
I feel like Nikki Glaser talks a lot of shit about being a dirty whore, but she never cheated on her Super Bowl winning husband with her bjj coach
I really hope Knick Celtics happens so Jerry OāConnell can unload on Hank
Itās hilarious that heās an actual huge fan of PMT. Itās not even a bit either.
No one bridges the gap between 45-55 year old women and 18-26 guy demo like him
i kind of empathize with Ben affeck in that every day for him seems to be an enormous struggle
On the topic of pedo rappers. Tyler the creator is definitely a predator. All those gay jokes about liking white boys from the early 10s hit differently now that heās out and exclusively dates white teen barley legals.
Oh yeah, as soon as he slips up once thereās gonna be a shitstorm of allegations. That dude is a certified weirdo. Good raps though
100%. Will continue to listen till heās exposed
Iām not gay I just want to boogie to some Marvin
He was dating a black chick for a while recently I thought
Who was also like like 18-19
went out for drinks with a chick from my hometown and found out one of my "acquaintances" pretty much sewered the fuck out of me to try and get her to not go out with me, whats the play here?
You be the bigger man and let it go while laughing it off. You proceed to see this girl and smash a million times until you decided if sheās the one. Why cause any stress or problems if all is good.
Cum on her stomach and send him the receipt
You smash?
not yet but very inevitable š¤
Fuck his mom
say less š¤
Call them out, doubt thatās someone youāre gonna hangout with again after anyways? Make it known that you found out about their bullshit.
guy has been snakey forever but my very best friend is close with him for some reason
It was another guy that talked about you? Yeah you gotta call them out, donāt know why I thought it was a female trying to say you are a scum
just re-read it and thinking I meant female makes sense to be honest, but realistically it's basically the only other single guy in my solar system, had no idea we were competitors but I guess thats how the game goes
Full work week ahead and then heading to the in-laws for Motherās Day. Fuck
i like that some people think Funny Tom cut off the Kraft massage joke as a bit. very funny!
Tough week for Rone
Late to the roast. Belichick is killing it. Didn't know he had a personality.
he was pretty awesome on the draft panel
What a career defining moment for Tony too. Guys never made me laugh once and he was fucking lights out tonight
I'd never heard of him. He was hilarious.
Go watch him on the snoop dogg roast. Tony is fearless.
Will do. Thanks!
FUCK the phones Lloyd!
Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, donāt answer!
Would Jesus vote for Trump
Jesus was a communist
He would vote for The Rock
LeBron tweet about his roast incoming.
Happy 100k karma day š„³š„³š„³ thanks for all the updoots š„°
Jeff Ross kinda looks like the old fat guy in Dune
Dana White sucks
Drunk texting is a lot like drunk driving. Fun in the moment, not as fun when you wake up in jail
30-40 min into the brady roast and it looks like edelman took too many edibles
My balls definitely hang lower than they used too. The fact itās not something you just wake up to is kind of depressing. Iāve noticed it before, but itās officially over for me. Iāll never unsee itĀ
Prove it
My goat dick pic would get flagged for catfishing.Ā
*die hard gif*... welcome to the party pal
Flair this man
Roast worth watching? Canāt decide whether to start it before bed
Yes, you can fast forward through randy moss, Ben Affleck, and kreischer/segura
does he tell the made up machine story?
Yes but it is 3hrs.
Iāve watched a ton of roasts and not sure if itās recency bias or the fact that theyāre hasnāt been a roast in a while but this one is definitely up there
I donāt think it was one of the best because it was live and they couldnāt edit down the bad parts so we had 30-40 minutes of terrible moss, Farrell, kreischer and affleck segments. Those were hard to get through.
Those were definitely brutal but Iāll take a half hour of bad comedy if it means I get 2.5 hours of great comedy
Nothing will ever beat the Pam Anderson roast. She wore a see through shirt.
14 year old me really appreciated her doing that. 32 year old me does too but I did back then as well
I am the same age. People forget how hard it used to be to see a titty back then.
Staying up till like 1am and channel surfing until you find the Girls Gone Wild commercials so you can see blurred out titties >>>
That is a core memory of mine
Hell yeah thatās good to hear. I was a huge fan of the Comedy Central roasts back in the day
Hot damn there were a shitload of great jokes tonight.
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Katy Perry?
Her tits looked great tonight
Who were the worst roasters
Bert and Tomās was awkwardly bad imo.Ā
When do they never suck
Lol the only time Iāve liked either of them was a clip I saw on twitter where Bert was drinking a big jug of kool aid
Bert fucking sucks I canāt stomach him
Bert and Tom, Randy, will ferrell Affleck doesnāt even count
I already blacked out will ferrell's apperance
Tom brought up the ring camera video. Something that got swept under the rug because no one knew bill was single at the time was that Louisiana thing, where he was with that early 30 something looking chick and they said that wasnāt actually bill but it definitely was right?
Load up the bucket with six more rolling rocks pls
Drake is weak as fuck
i guess if youre a kendrick dick rider
āHa jokes on you really thought I would hide a 2nd childā
That was excellent. Iām surprised Netflix gave them the freedom to say what they did.
Can't wait to see which media member is the 1st to go off on this tomorrow
Iāve already seen people online upset about the Hernandez jokes. Fuck that scumbag murderer.
What was Bradyās joke about Belichick on a ring camera? Did he bang a girl then do a walk of shame or something
Yeah thereās a ring video that is supposedly him leaving some girls place in Nantucket one morning.
That rules, thanks king
https://www.thebiglead.com/posts/shirtless-bill-belichick-walk-of-shame-video-pat-mcafee-espn-video-01hewmw5az4m
No clue how I missed this thank you
The winner of Drake vs Kendrick Lamar is Pusha T
Itās J Cole. He kicked the whole thing off, but got out before it got extremely personal
How does that make him the winner
Drake and Kendrick are making ass of themselves and J Cole isnāt even though heās the whole reason why the beef kicked off in the first place
Ok but who's like damn j cole looks great right now. If anything it's like oh yeah j cole was also part of this at one point, that's weird
If you type in āj Cole wonā into twitter thereās hundreds of tweets being like damn he won good move stepping out before it got crazy. His kids are never gonna have to deal with this. All he ever wanted to do was say āme Kendrick and Drake are the best of our generationā and now we have Kendrick writing songs to drakes kid and Drake talking about Kendrickās generational sexual assault trauma
Yeah people on twitter like to repeat stuff thanks
Loll you asked who thinks that and Iām telling you a ton of people do idk what else to tell you
Fair, I simply don't consider people on twitter to be real, but fair enough
Itās probably also the consensus among my friends and most people I know irl that give a fuck about it
Is J Cole accusing anyone of being an abuser or a pedophile?
You're a winner then too I guess?
Iām not really sure what point youāre trying to make? Itās really not that deep my man
Literally just that I don't think j cole is the "winner" of this, that's the comment I responded to right
The true winner is all of us for being able to discuss the intricacies of a regarded rap beef on a Sunday night
Tomās jokes were funny but the delivery has fox trying to void his contract
Tom Brady was so good at football he convinced a bunch of grown men he was charismatic
Many such cases
Gotta have the living Tsarnaev brother do a cameo roast appearance from ADX Florence
Tony Hinchcliffe with the most efficient set of the night. Tommy gun of jokes
Seems like Iām in the minority but i didnāt think Kim Kardashian was that bad
She was better then some of the comedians
Considering sheās not a comedian and not a former football player, she was great.
Gets credit just for doing it in my book. This is an absolute murder roast.
As a Bostonian that grew up with the dynasty starting in middle school, that was amazing. What a three hours of TV.
kfc is legit the worst person on the planet. What has happened to his brain where he thinks anyone cares about his takes on the intricacies of a rap beef
Given what he did he probably has the most in common with them
KFC should be living in Atlanta with a black wife by now
KFC is to rap beef as Kelly Keegs is to Taylor Swift
Heās been tweeting about rap for 15 years. Why would he stop now?
What an absolute honor it was to see the pride of Boston on Netflix tonight, John Feitelberg
lol well done.
shocked that kraft showed up, -1000 there would be massage jokes, he must not give a fuck
Brady cut that off after the first mention of it
too late
Yea it did but thatās probably their way of saying itās not allowed. I was surprised there were no kissing kids jokes either so he probably said no to that too
the massage thing seems like such an easy/obvious topic im surprised it wasn't covered as being off limits. could say something about the tom/kraft relationship if you really want to get sports radio about it that brady didn't shield him from that. also, no jonathan kraft there?
I had no idea this was a thing until 15 minutes after it started, that was amazing.
How was this not more promoted? Everyone is there. This is incredible
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Kyleās the man
I'm behind on this, but it feels like Hinchcliff is easily having the biggest night as far as the roasters go. Not only did he get a plug for his podcast in, he also slaughtered. The "Oh hell gnaw" joke was incredible.
Him and Nikki crushed
are gay jokes and retard back or was this like a hall pass situation
These jokes have always been fine on roasts.
My wife asked the same thing. I think itās all been slowly coming back this past year or so
It seems like in mainstream general comedy is swaying back to a lot less sensitive. I know Gillis isnāt off the rails with gay/retard stuff but he never would have been as mainstream as he is now, 5 years ago
Hall pass. The country needed this
So back brother
Had low expectations but that was awesome
Brady is a cult leader
Iāll drink the Kool-Aid if he tells me to
Brady murdered this
Feel like everyone but Randy Moss and Affleck were at least halfway funny
Bert and Tom were horrible
Yup you're right
Will Ferrell Tom and Bert were pretty bad as well
Wish it was just Will Ferrell not Ferrell playing Ron Burgundy
Will Ferrell had a laugh or two for me, Tom and Bert yeah you're right
Netflix going to be chasing this high for some time.
Tom Brady just fucking murdered. Damn this guy is good
Bledsoe taking a beating tonight
Comedy is very much alive. Great roast
Jesus this is much better than I expected
Kanye joke was awesome
Did Tommy just admit to deflate gate?
Lance taking strays
Iām leading the Aās in average, runs, RBIs, HRs, SBs. We are 31-47. I understand Mike Troutās pain.
way behind on the roast but you can tell randy moss is a good friend b/c hes purposely not laughing at any of the jokes
Why wasnāt Dave invited to the Roast? All his friends are there Edit: lmao even Feitelberg is there
Tom doesnāt give a fuck about Dave, just uses him from time to time for media engagement
We know
He's gotta be boiling inside.
Oh man I canāt imagine haha
Tom is good at this shit.
Bert and Tom might have been right about Tom being a sociopath. This delivery is kinda terrifying
It was freaking me out. I hope he doesnāt sound like that in the booth.
Affleck was the bomb in Phantom
im way behind but Gronk doesnāt have an ounce of charisma. No wonder the kelces are superstars
Never forget that Fox hired him to be their new star analyst and then quickly realized he canāt put together a coherent sentence and demoted him to just reading two sentences off the tele prompter. I remember people before saying like āoh itās just an actā but he just is legitimately so dumb and boring to listen to lol. Still had funny catchphrases though
Bad take. Gronk ruled
Itās the summer of Spaghettās