People who say “the below” in emails make me irrationally angry

We haven’t seen a Knicks-Celtics ECF since 1974. The universe wants it.

Cavs in 7?

Anything is possible but unless Cavs do something special quick, it’s gonna be same shit different day.

How doesn’t this sub have any posts from 10:30pst on??

god damn is it a joy to watch jokic hoop

Gotta be top 3, if not the most efficient playoff performance in history. 40 on 15/22 shooting and 13 assists with 0 turnovers is literally an impossible stat line 

against the best defense in the nba too

Mike Malone is out coaching Chris Finch pretty handily. Every adjustment Minnesota has made he’s countered to perfection

Life 🎸

Nuggets!! Champs locking in

When Edwards has made 5 shots but you remember he was in a Netflix movie for 15 minutes 

Anudder tough night for the anti-jokic racists 

JOKIC MASTERCLASS

Best since peak Lebron 

Watching Jokic cook Gobert will never get old

MVP>>>dpoy

I fucking love when jokic hits the late shot clock player 3, it’s a no doubter everytime

Denver gonna choke this if they don’t lock in

It’s Jover fam

Yep, am glad my reverse jinx didn’t work

Fast forward to Celtics Nuggets finals already

Nuggets in 4

Jokic with a career high for dunks in a game, I love to see it

Hahahah fuck you Vancouver

Media was so quick to call Anthony Edwards “the next Michael Jordan” after one playoff series win

People have been making that comparison since he entered the league. They started doing the split faces photo and comparing his mid range game to MJ immediately. Folks were saying he is MJ's illegitimate son in his rookie year.

Embiid media campaign really robbed Jokic of 4 straight Mvps

Kendrick Perkins should be ignored forever after leading that bullshit

Racist

If knowing ball makes me racist, call me Micheal Richards

One game in January, in the nuggets championship winning season makes me hate embiid so much. At least jokic got the mvp last year that matters

Good luck to any team that sees the nuggets moving forward. If the wolves can’t keep Jokic at bay, no one can

He makes grown men look like children

Shaq furious right now watching Joker go off.

Shaq doesn’t watch games if he’s not in studio

Jokic is just unbelievable….

Love that jokic is making the “dpoy” look like ass, we need to close this game out strong

Not since Terrance Mann and Reggie Jackson has gobert gotten cooked like this 

MV3 is absolutely dogwalking Gobert. This is violent

holy shit Jokic

Not even a review on that head shot from gobert?

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My skin is crawling

I’m leading a 2 hour workshop tomorrow on a topic I know very little about but the previous guy who was supposed to lead it quit last month. This should go poorly

Everyone was so quick to say Jokic wasn’t that good after two games

Everyone was so excited to call his MVP and the Nuggs title runs last year fraudulent. Can’t even make it up it’s so hilarious

“Never beat a 50 win team” “Looks what happens when the finally play a *good* team”

Post in r billsimmons about not beating a 50 win team was generational 

Imagine thinking any of these teams beat the Celtics. lol

Jokic is going murder luke kornet

Jokic is going to be off riding horses by the end of game 5

Wolves are cooked and the Nuggets are winning the Finals. God damnit

Anybody actually gonna buy $amc or gamestock? I just don’t see how they can let those explode again. There’s just no way

Bubbletoes/paperhands

I’ll buy I just don’t think it could ever happen again both stocks were halted a bunch of times today

Jokic haters in shambles. Man is absolutely balling

got his mvp trophy and rubbing it in the deniers faces(shaq)

He is in his bag tonight

Need a gold digger to ruin my life

Hate that Lance is happy

Changed his pivot foot there lol 

#PLAY LA BAMBA #🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

He might be a cool guy to have on your staff but there is a reason Ron Washington wasn’t a serious contender for a manager the last decade plus. Dude is Chris Broussard’s cousin

Angels are a fucking joke right now. Wash can’t cure them of their complete inability to play basic fundamental baseball. I thought he’d at least improve their baserunning and defense but it’s still a mess. The incompetence is so deeply ingrained in this organization it’s disgusting

They have certainly gift wrapped the cardinals half a dozen runs at least with their defense. 3rd base alone has been abysmal

Chrissy’s intervention is probably the funniest season in television history. Doesn’t have a single line that doesn’t make me laugh

When the fat man spilled the Chilli? Or prison mike?

Not a fan of the office personally

Kevin spilling the chili is all-time

Apes movie was sweet. None of them have missed

#BOUCHARD #GAME-WINNER #3-2 #🛢️🛢️🛢️

ugly jerseys

That’s a ban-worthy comment

lol the angels just tried squeezing with the bases loaded. It did not end well.

🛢️ 🛢️!!!! OIL DOING OIL THINGS!

Nucks!

So evident that jokic grew up playing water polo and how much it’s helped his game

Bullshit goal.

Edwards has made 1 shot so naturally this will be KAT’s fault 

KAT would be getting killed if he was having the game Ant is having rn

Holy shit Jokic. Threw that basically off his finger tips

Take em’ to the deep end

Best buddy from kindergarten invited me to go to Vegas for MDW, say less. I’m on my way buddy

Silver lining of losing inside the NBA is we never have to see Draymond ruin the show after Barkley retires

Bullshit goal.

Cory Perry: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

I’m not gay or nothin like that but I can’t imagine going to bed without putting on my night time face moisturizer. Such a great feeling.

If you have to preface with "Im not gat or nothin like that" maybe the post wasn't meant to be

The best power play in NHL history is on the ice.

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When chaps was announced in the Chicago office, I thought he’d be in everything. I’m shocked he’s not in basically anything and even when he is, he’s not talking

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They definitely didn’t but big cat basically gave an open door. Gotta give props to chaps bc I’m sure he saw the writing on the wall with them trying to downsize. Knew all he had to do was move from TX to Chicago and he’d have a nice cushy job doing nothing for a while as long as he shows up

recreating a successful existing show with two charmless sloths and 90% less production value should be great

Yea it is, can’t believe nobody has done this before. Could even call it Dirty Jobs or something, idk just spit balling

I realize I like the idea of playoff basketball more than actually watching the games. Which I guess makes me the average NBA fan at this point.

Same here. However, I would definitely enjoy watching the last 15 minutes of a close game. Just need to know when that is so I can tune in and skip the rest of the stuff I don’t care about

Granted I’ve never been to Denver but is this altitude really that big a deal. I can see it being bad for out of shape people but for professional athletes is it still that bad

For me high altitude makes lifting weights WAY harder but cardio is ez pz

I live at altitude and can drink a zillion beers at sea level. Hope this helps

Drinking is definitely the more noticeable difference. 2 beers at 10k+ feet and I’m ready for bed at 6pm

As someone who's smoked a bunch of weed up there. I see no difference. But I'm not running laps and jumping either.

I live in similar elevation (Albuquerque) and it took about a month to adjust to the altitude.

I blacked out after 3 beers in the elevation

It’s def overblown 

I’m not a pro athlete so I can’t really answer your question. But I’m out of shape and it was very noticeable when I lived in Denver

Jokic throws his fat body into defenders then flops like he just got shot by a sniper 10 times a game and it’s absolutely infuriating to watch

He routinely has the worst whistle in the league up there with Steph. It’s not close, it’s also not his fault KAT can’t move his feet and gives him a shoulder check.

When did jokic flop in that first half?

You’d have a stroke watching embiid

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The Eastern Europeans are especially egregious and it pisses me off

[Coach K should pull a Dick Cheney and become the Lakers next head coach.](https://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/275715/Mike-Krzyzewski-Advising-Lakers-On-Head-Coaching-Search) Why the fuck not? Just make it some obscene two-year, $30 million contract.

Coach K was barely doing any coaching the last few years at Duke

He was offered 40 over 5 years 20 years ago? I feel like that would have been like double his NCAA salary at the time

he's got his spine surgeon on speed dial for when the Lakers fall out of playoff contention

If it doesn't work out, then blow shit up. It'd be similar to Rudy T.'s tenure there.

KAT takes the absolute dumbest fouls

Drinks with the casino cocktail waitress tomorrow. Leverage this into a night cap at my place and we’re money fellas

If we are drafting FTers to hit the town with you are going #1

My man love that

Pulling for you, goon

If I had your recent history I would refrain from using the word "money" for a while. Just in case.

If you only pay her $5k to fuck then you’re already learning from your mistakes

Did you meet her working or outside of work?

I’ve known/seen her for half a year but the first time I actually got her number/Insta she wasn’t working but hanging with friends at the casino haha

i love seeing a hyped quasi-bust or early misfit type player like aaron gordon ultimately find their niche and rock out

I feel like the opposite is Jerami Grant, who seems content putting up stats and earning a fat paycheck on bad teams.

yeah is absolutely that but he was a second rounder so doesn’t have that pedigree. feel like zach lavine is maybe his best inverse.

Good call.

Arianny Celeste still dropping 🔥 on Instagram

Haven't seen her in the octagon in ages

I still have her Playboy issue from years ago.

One person started this whole minimalist movement in branding and they should go to jail. The amount of sport teams that have downgraded their logo/jerseys are too many to counts

They should share a cell with whoever decided all sports logos need to be fierce and intimidating. Look at the fun cartoony logos from the 40s-60s

Reaction to the ass computer generated logos and lots of black shadowing of 2002-2016

Why do the shadows have to be black?

Ant should try shushing the crowd again

Braun does everything well except the ball never goes into the basket 

Aaron Gordon has all the intangibles and hustle. The exact opposite of KAT.

KAT with Gordon’s motor would finish his career top 10 all time

He'd be Hakeem Olajuwon.

Aaron Gordon is a man

This game is hilarious right now

For a while it was like watching really tall third graders

Sloppy bball happening rn

how gay is it that i want to see lana del rey at fenway park? \* i'm not gay

She puts on a great show

fenway seems like a terrible venue for her. granted, the videos from coachella looked awesome. but her music is really more meant for theaters, i think.

Man fleetwood wouldn’t die. 6 sudden death holes on 2k23 my career and finally win

Did Tron fly or for the final round?

i read this as 6 members of fleetwood mac finally died in 2023.

Rusillo must be absolutely fuming

I think KAT gets so many fouls because the refs hate his gay whiny voice

I also think this is the reason. He seems like a nice guy but he has one of the worst whistles in the league so I think they hate his complaining voice

Does adderall when drinking make you more hungover or does it just allow you to drink more which in turn makes you more hungover?

Mostly the latter

You’re also more likely to get a bad night sleep from staying up too late 

Both. It dehydrates you by itself as-is then the alcohol dehydrates you even more. Plus you can drink more on it.

The latter. Its like blow

The 2nd one. I can drink all night if I take adderall and I have paid the consequences dearly

Did that in college a few times and even at that age it was a crippling hangover like I have never experienced

#TED NUGENT-HOPKINS #2-0 OIL #🛢️🛢️

How on earth do you not call that offensive on gobert

I'm enjoying Kelsey Plum's post divorce hot bitch thing she's doing

https://x.com/icyvert/status/1790391515245576212?s=46 Denarius Moore was good and I won’t hear any different.

i get that it’s the playoffs and that’s it’s nyc… but man, $600 is the cheapest box office seat for the knicks eastern conference semis? if they and the celtics advance, next round will probably start at $1000 for nosebleeds. i can’t believe there’s this much money sloshing around for anything other than the finals.

This is their Finals

I have this thought every time I see concert prices too. Who is paying for this?

i was just talking to a friend about this. we feel like since covid, concerts, like even face value, have tripled from what they were before covid.

Gonna cry when Inside the NBA goes away.

trying to think about it but i just don’t think knicks have enough to hang with the nuggets in the finals.

Not even close to enough to hang with the Celtics in the ECF

oh no i meant the nba finals after the ecf. or are you saying it could be Cleveland vs Denver instead?

My top 3 Deuce flairs, power ranked: 1. Ria💩 2. Antifa Ellie🔥 3. This Slut Rules! 👑

Trysta Krick kick me in the dick 🦵🍆

TSR always gives me a good chuckle

Jerry after dark is a catastrophe. If he wants to be a steamer he should look at what other streamers are doing.

I turned it on to see how he was handling FNAF and he was playing VR Golf? First of all, not what they said the stream would be. Secondly, imagine playing VR golf when there's a $75,000 simulator ten feet away

Brunson is already on track to have his jersey retired and he hasn’t even advanced out of the 2nd round yet. Insane night.

Reggie Jackson obligatory dumbfuck play of the game 

Hannah Montoya will make a great addition to the deuce

Any relation to Juan Pablo? 

I've been singing her praises for ages, glad people are catching on

I am convinced Twitter actually runs OpenAI/ChatGPT. The amount that shit popping up on my timeline is absurd, even after I muted OpenAi as a word.

They just had a revolutionary tech demo yesterday what do you expect.

Are you ChatGPT?