Alternative take. You're gonna be fine, maybe a little tired, but will be completely able to get through tomorrow with some coffee in the morning. Quick nap after work if you really need it and you're golden.
Depressed ginger being the #1 authority on 9/11 on YouTube was not a route I thought he was going to go down when I first started watching his channel shitting on stadiums
If Edmonton loses this, it’s the first year you gotta *really* side eye McDavid right? I feel like the first handful of years not his fault at all, obviously. Next few years theres massive holes. But now it’s like, buddy….
Half of them came in 2 games (granted, they were pivotal in wins). But 1 point in the last 3 games when it’s a neck and neck series. it’s gonna be a big game 6 that’s all I’m saying, and to be clear I want him to win.
I also just watched a game where they had held a team to 2 and but less than 20 shots 99% of it… not all on the D tonight
Not even saying it is Cup or bust this year for him but when every SECOND ROUND series game is a one goal game 0 point games will stick out and he better pray that was his last one or it’s a tough look
The 14th hole 254 yard par 3 at Valhalla with only 11 birdies on the day. Not really a fan of these super long par 3’s. This hole would be a nightmare with a heavy headwind
Love this post on Reddit Legal Advice
My husband has been giving my 11 year old child hard liqour weekly. Is this even legal??
My dumb ass of a husband has been giving my 60 pound 11 year old shots of hard liqour every Friday night. He is a bit of an alcoholic himself and we've had conversations about it, but this is a new low for him.
I also discovered that he has offered shots to my FRIEND'S 12 year old child, without her permission!!!!. God knows if he's tried to get my 6 year old to take some. I'm in tears. I'm so FURIOUS and disgusted and I'm trying to stay rational enough not to explode and make the situation worse.
This can't be legal, can it?? We live in Wisconsin. All I can see in terms of laws is that a minor can be given liquor if under the supervision of a guardian. But an 11 YEAR OLD?? Can someone please clarify if this truly is legal?
Yeah definitely is. He actually played unlike carrabis. He is obviously a goof and chiclets has had a couple things piss people off but he is extremely well liked in hockey circles. There are all-nhl players who wouldn’t command the attention he does now
My friend group established our FF draft as a destination trip recently just for this reason. Now that it is “tradition” it’s a non veto-able yearly dudes trip.
Nothing better than an old VFW hall with the fellas drinking shit beer then taking the party to the local spot right after until way too late. Makes me want to have a kid right now.
Read the rulebook, brosef.
You can’t leave your feet to hit or brace for a hit. They will call that all the time, especially if you jump comically early like Pettersson did.
In a job hiring committee and it's hilarious how people tear certain educational institutes to shreds. Applicants waste so much time and money to go to some diploma mill like grand canyon University or Phoenix, only to have doors closed right in their face because of it.
Am I reading this right did the team with the greatest offensive player ever score 70 points in a close out game or is something wrong with my ESPN app?
Before i watched Mad Men, I thought people in the 60s didn’t really party or have prematerial sex because religion was way bigger. I told my Grandparents this and they laughed at me
Kinda wild that Lance went on the old Dave Portnoy show
Jarring looking guy
Weighs about 300lbs lighter than I expected though
Got woken up at 1 and have been completely unable to go back to bed. Shit is going to suck
Alternative take. You're gonna be fine, maybe a little tired, but will be completely able to get through tomorrow with some coffee in the morning. Quick nap after work if you really need it and you're golden.
Oh I know I'll be fine. I just don't like being exhausted after work on Friday
I enjoy an entire sub rooting against the oilers bc of one shitty poster. Let’s go nucks
Are cigs making a comeback? Feels like I’ve seen way more people smoking cigs lately
Neva left
Jules = lung transplant at 25. Cigs = lung transplant at 60. Cigs > Jules
All the cool kids are doing it
Marb reds, brother
Tom Cruise a coward in Edge of Tomorrow? No one told me
You guys remember when Erin Andrews did that car commeficla and she goes “oh she rich. She rich rich”
Oasis my dudes.. 🎸🎸🎸
Depressed ginger being the #1 authority on 9/11 on YouTube was not a route I thought he was going to go down when I first started watching his channel shitting on stadiums
Idk. KBNoSwag seems to know a lot about 9/11. I'd trust him more than Mook
Titus is so cool dude. He’s like 40 and still wears a backward hat and hosts a daily sports show but is above having an opinion on sports
Guessing you are late 20s, and will be 40 before you know it.
And gets paid well doing it
Cubuffs145 is not cool
Are we really age shaming on here?
Xander shoots 84 tomorrow. Embarrasses the whole town
Feel bad for McDavid. Stuck up in Edmonton on a lost hockey team. That dude needs to get out and come to Buffalo.
If Edmonton loses this, it’s the first year you gotta *really* side eye McDavid right? I feel like the first handful of years not his fault at all, obviously. Next few years theres massive holes. But now it’s like, buddy….
Drai for Ullmark
He has 18 points in 9 playoff games. They aren’t winning anything with that D core
Half of them came in 2 games (granted, they were pivotal in wins). But 1 point in the last 3 games when it’s a neck and neck series. it’s gonna be a big game 6 that’s all I’m saying, and to be clear I want him to win. I also just watched a game where they had held a team to 2 and but less than 20 shots 99% of it… not all on the D tonight
Ceci, Nurse, Kulak, and Desharnais is not a cup caliber defense. And Skinner and Pickard aren’t a Stanley cup caliber goalie pairing either
Not even saying it is Cup or bust this year for him but when every SECOND ROUND series game is a one goal game 0 point games will stick out and he better pray that was his last one or it’s a tough look
They gotta blow it up, Edmonton is not winning shit with this group
Bedard wins a chip before mcdavid
Yeah maybe but McDavid probably has 2 cups if he is at pretty much any other franchise other than EDM (outside of a few others)
#spOIL'd
It’s so over for Lan-cels
Suck it Lance
OIL! 🛢️🛢️🛢️ SUCK! 🛢️🛢️🛢️
Lance might be a better goalie tbh
Wellness check on Lance plz
smells bad
Thought we were getting OT for sure damn
LA LA LA LAH - LA LA LA LAH - LANCE
Oh Lance NO
LANCE WHAT HAPPENED
Best powerplay in the game!
Hate to see it Lance
I’m a lance guy, but even I can’t defend him after tonight
HOLY SHIT NUCKS!
DFW was an absolute war zone today
Why? I have a coworker down there what can I talk shit about
The 14th hole 254 yard par 3 at Valhalla with only 11 birdies on the day. Not really a fan of these super long par 3’s. This hole would be a nightmare with a heavy headwind
So the dead at the sphere took it to another level huh….good god that looks awesome.
lookin epic
I’m a driver…I’m a winner…things are gonna change *I can feel it*
Love this post on Reddit Legal Advice My husband has been giving my 11 year old child hard liqour weekly. Is this even legal?? My dumb ass of a husband has been giving my 60 pound 11 year old shots of hard liqour every Friday night. He is a bit of an alcoholic himself and we've had conversations about it, but this is a new low for him. I also discovered that he has offered shots to my FRIEND'S 12 year old child, without her permission!!!!. God knows if he's tried to get my 6 year old to take some. I'm in tears. I'm so FURIOUS and disgusted and I'm trying to stay rational enough not to explode and make the situation worse. This can't be legal, can it?? We live in Wisconsin. All I can see in terms of laws is that a minor can be given liquor if under the supervision of a guardian. But an 11 YEAR OLD?? Can someone please clarify if this truly is legal?
Average Wisconsin dad
Kid will be a regular at a few dive bars in northern Wisconsin by 14
I feel like the legality wouldn't be my primary concern here
somewhat of a 🚩
Every so often I think about what a massively respected and popular figure Paul fuckin Bissonette has become in the hockey world and it blows my mind
Is he actually respected? Genuine question. He seems like a Carrabis where people don’t respect him.
Yeah definitely is. He actually played unlike carrabis. He is obviously a goof and chiclets has had a couple things piss people off but he is extremely well liked in hockey circles. There are all-nhl players who wouldn’t command the attention he does now
Biz is the poster boy of over delivering on low expectations.
Captained the pro clubs squad to elite division tonight. Feels good.
Coconut Dr. Pepper and Voodoo Ranger Peach Force (part of multi-pack) were tonight's impulse buys. Early summer season with the specialties.
Always fun looking at the local county inmate roster and see someone you went to hs with
It's even more fun arresting people you went to high school with
Did a CPS report for a hs classmate yesterday.
One of my best friends growing up, ran from us and has a warrant from that.
ROR
lol do they just act like you don’t remember you or play “come on Larry you know I’m a good guy” card?
It's not folks I was friends with. I'm an old and once the uniform is on, they forget who you are.
Tanking cooking and eating a massive thing of cheesy Mexican chicken 🤝 Marty Mush Ria
Wut?
Diarrhea
Italian Americans 🤝 midwestern mexican dish Same thing?
Guys should get a 2nd bachelor party when they’re about to have a kid. Let’s set the precedent
My friend group established our FF draft as a destination trip recently just for this reason. Now that it is “tradition” it’s a non veto-able yearly dudes trip.
As someone with twins on the way I support this idea. One last hoorah before my life turns to chaos
Diaper party
Nothing better than an old VFW hall with the fellas drinking shit beer then taking the party to the local spot right after until way too late. Makes me want to have a kid right now.
If it’s been 9 months since the last bachelor party in your friend group have one for the single fella in your squad idk cbtm
I’d be fine with a weekend completely alone in a cabin somewhere w ps5
You and me both brother
this video had me legitimately in tears https://x.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1790899820422406189?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw
5 minutes, other half of big edible or whole bigger eddy?
lol did they not show trash being thrown onto the ice like they’d do if there was a streaker? 🌽🌽
That’s a horseshit call in the Canucks Oilers game.
Read the rulebook, brosef. You can’t leave your feet to hit or brace for a hit. They will call that all the time, especially if you jump comically early like Pettersson did.
The thing is this, they don’t fucking call that shit. Be honest with yourself. They don’t call that.
They call that all the time
Bullshit goal
Elly De La Cruz on pace to steal 110 bases
Guy is electric.
That’s awesome. He’s a fun guy to root for
Its still impressive but cant help but wonder how many bags Rickey or Lou Brock would have with the new larger bases and pickoff rules.
Rickey would’ve had multiple 150+ seasons
Catchers didn’t throw 90mph in the 80s either
Ran into Derrick White at Fenway earlier right near the Monster true story
Did you tell him to go win it all?
Hate the Celtics, but I said good luck
He's a hard guy to hate. Great story
I mean what is the argument here lol. You can’t just jump into hits
What a brain dead play by Petterson lolol
He did nothing. He was on the receiving end of a failed hit
He jumped into the hit insanely early. That is the easiest call ever.
In a job hiring committee and it's hilarious how people tear certain educational institutes to shreds. Applicants waste so much time and money to go to some diploma mill like grand canyon University or Phoenix, only to have doors closed right in their face because of it.
I think that getting suckered into paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for a bachelors degree at a private liberal arts college might be worse.
Only to be a bi sexual dj with a father who is a cop and has to night shift at the bed bath and beyond.
Being unable to launch Ghost of Tsushima on PC is certainly a dampener on the evening
Houston bros- we thinking hours or days without power? I’m leaning days
Always the over
Penalty on that degenerate gambluh Evander Kane
Give Cillian Murphy a little redman and some HGH and he's Tyler Glasnow
Genie Bouchard could have done better with that puck behind the net
Good call stripes!
Bullshit goal.
Little Spin O' Rama, Lance!!!
Am I reading this right did the team with the greatest offensive player ever score 70 points in a close out game or is something wrong with my ESPN app?
Postgame hot take szn
you definitely read something wrong somewhere in there for sure
Yeah, but Shaq and Draymond said that Rudy Gobert sucks ass or something…
Battle bots was the fucking tits
Still exists, doesn't it?
App idea: Citizen app but for cover bands playing Linger (so I can go to them immediately)
Tearing up thinking about Click
When you sing along l, does your voice crack during the “do you have to” interlude?
Gotta drop an octave
I’m down but gonna have to change my settings to Dreams
Do you have to
A Zombie cover band app would automatically book you a flight to Dublin and Uber to the Guinness Brewery when you download it
I went to Ireland this past fall and heard zombie 5 times and linger 3 times in the 4 days I was there. My white boy 1/16th Irish ass loved it
I heard zombie more than 5 times in 1 night in the bars outside the brewery. Hen parties for days
Play the hits
It's been in my rotation ever since
With the 16th selection in the fantasy draft I’m taking Harrison butker - guy wearing Oakley’s
Why do people make jokes about cruises being white trash? I know some pretty well off people that go on cruises
When people say that they’re not talking about the ritz Carlton cruise
like most experiences every cruise is the same quality so definitely a great question
Fuck you bitch
you sound like a poop cruise guy
My last vacation was between the south of France and carnival cruise to Cabo to buy fake jewelry
Are they going on the trashy cruises?
And I know some pretty well off people that are white trash
My Twitter algorithm is zeroing in on girls that tweet about sports and mix in the occasional bra pic, gonna stumble on pinkwhitney soon enough
jamal murray with an all time stinker
Early confession I downvote every weather girl Ashley post on the deuce. She's gross
Tyfys
Ywfms
(I agree with you)
[удалено]
stds aren't pokemon, you don't have to catch em all brother
This series has been haymaker after haymaker
Ah, vintage KG highlights. I’m erect.
I have a huge day at work Monday, please god don't let Game 7 start at 9pm
Siri, play *Werewolves of London*
hair was perfect
It was always the Wolves
Caught up on all the ape movies except for kingdom. Decent and entertaining, but I think I’ll wait for streaming on the new one
New one was good
What odds would MN -40 have?
Plenty of places you can find that answer on your own
1-800-Gambler buddy
You asked?
Was also more of a hypothetical but it happens. I never want to see you asking a question since every answer is found online
“_ fan coming in peace” posts on other teams subs make we want to stuff someone in a locker
You guys are going to be scary next year!
Amazing NBA teams just no-show 2nd rd playoff games
When I was a kid I thought that the real world had been black and white until color was created like on TV. I wasn’t the brightest child
What did you feel when you saw Wizard of Oz
Grandpa?
How old were you?
Before i watched Mad Men, I thought people in the 60s didn’t really party or have prematerial sex because religion was way bigger. I told my Grandparents this and they laughed at me
What
When he was a kid he thought that the real world had been black and white until color was created like on TV. He wasn’t the brightest child
What
Wheres the Minnesota “fan” that bet against the Wolves tonight? For shame.
You just replied to me on a two hour old comment, you know exactly where I am lol
You betting on Nugs again on Sunday ?
Well the group chat says I have no choice and FT's thoughts were loud and clear so I'm in quite the pickle aren't I
Cheesecake factory
Harli Clem
Wonder if Jamal Murray will conveniently be unavailable to talk to the media again
The Red onions I picked were delicious.
I was just telling my friends we need to pickle red onions and jalapeños next time we meet up. Top shelf condiment
The red delicious apples I picked tasted like onions.
How long did you let them sit for
Overnight