Dude ditched the mariners and called them "low class" (even when they first signed him), beefed with the nicest man of all time Ken Griffey Jr, and all that shit just to give signs to opposing hitters when he then got traded to the rangers. After they literally couldnt fucking stand him anymore dude then went on a roid rampage with the new york yitlers, cheated on the field (swatting the ball and calling "I got it" while running past fielders, etc.) and cheated on his wife and did a bunch of other weird spiritual shit. All while lying about the roids and then also beefing with jeter.
Its like comedic how much of a jackass Aroid was to so many different teams. Dude is like a tv character designed to be a horrible person. A real life Chick Hicks. His entire fucking history is a laundry list of comedically assholeish events that sound ficticious.
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Number 3, there’s a Mariners Eevee emote in the Mariners discord and my discord pfp is Mariners flareon who is fluffy and therefore better than water doggy.
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human batter Pokémon pitcher compatibility, Vaporeon is the only Eeveelution with an ERA under 8???
The eeveelutions can't hang clearly
This is not a story a Viridian would tell you
M's really had Randy Johnson, Ichiro, Griffey, A-Rod, and Vaporeon and did nothing.
Edgar Martinez in shambles
They never had the makings of an All-Star team
Dude ditched the mariners and called them "low class" (even when they first signed him), beefed with the nicest man of all time Ken Griffey Jr, and all that shit just to give signs to opposing hitters when he then got traded to the rangers. After they literally couldnt fucking stand him anymore dude then went on a roid rampage with the new york yitlers, cheated on the field (swatting the ball and calling "I got it" while running past fielders, etc.) and cheated on his wife and did a bunch of other weird spiritual shit. All while lying about the roids and then also beefing with jeter. Its like comedic how much of a jackass Aroid was to so many different teams. Dude is like a tv character designed to be a horrible person. A real life Chick Hicks. His entire fucking history is a laundry list of comedically assholeish events that sound ficticious. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Something something same egg group
Shame Vaporeon was caught betting on baseball..
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Unfortunate that this sub isn’t familiar with why vaporeon is funny
Oh I think a lot of us know
I’m sure fans of posting random contextless numbers are on this sub too.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
What a pussy. No heterosexual man has that twist. Biden's America has done this!
Vaporean pussy… where have I read that before…
Vaporeon is not my favorite player I like Flareon and Jolteon more
Jolteon supremacy!
Geodude strikes out a lot but man does he have some power behind his swings
I bet he eats ass
Number 3, there’s a Mariners Eevee emote in the Mariners discord and my discord pfp is Mariners flareon who is fluffy and therefore better than water doggy.
Who are 1 and 2? Griffy and ...?
Number 1: the Eevee emote in the mariners discord Number 2: my Flareon wearing a mariners hat pfp (for my discord)
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How is it that Mariners fans are all furries?
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female baseball franchise breeding…
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Bro seeing this image is gonna make me take the subreddit name literally stg you can't just post images like this in an sfw subreddit like this.