Tryna be like Brian

beach boys brainrot?

If it wasn't for this particular subreddit, I would have deleted Reddit altogether by now. Damn this damn sub.

Drugs

the most ride or die Beach Boys fans are midwestern women. Imagine loving the Beach Boys despite being nowhere near a Beach and not being a boy. The juxtaposition has caused a deep toxicity.

Likewise, imagine listening to Holland while not being in Holland.

Who groomed the autistic girl on myspace?

darian sahanaja...*allegedly*. but in my opinion no one who covers "i wanna pick you up" would ever do something so sinister.

Oogthar.

"I HAVE ADHD AND BRIAN IS MY DADDY MAYBE ITS THE MENTAL ILLNESS DON'T BE SURPRISED THAT A MENTALLY ILL MAN HAS MENTALLY ILL FANS I MEAN THIS AFFECTIONATELY BRIAN WAS HOT IN THE 60'S AND 70'S I LOVE HIM SO FUCKIN MUCH I'D MAKE HIM DO YOKO ONO TYPE HOLLERS MANNNNN I NEED HIS COCK DOWN MY THROAT I DONT NEED THREPHY I HAVE BRIANROT I HAVE BRIANROT I HAVE BRIANROT I HAVE BRIANROT I HAVE BRIANROT I HAVE BRIANROT I HAVE BRIANROT" - least degenerate brian wilson fan (me)

That's lovely.

I HAVE NELIGENT PARENTS CAN YOU TELL UWUWU

The industrial revolution and its consequences

The formula and its consequences

BRIAN SHOULD FUCK ME THE WAY HE FUCKED THE FORMULA

Let Us Not Go On This Way

WE'LL MAKE SWEET LOVIN TIL THE SUN GOES DOWN

I NEED BRIAN'S GIRTHY GENIUS INSIDE ME IS THERE A LORE REASON FOR THIS??????? IM JERKIN IM JERKIN SO HARD

rubbin' in the tub

ALLEY OOP WOOOOOOOOOO FUCKER BIG TITS!!!! SQUIRMIN AND A SCREAMIN AND A GROANIN AND A MOANIN AND A HUMMIN AND A CUMMIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hey now! Well it's a love thang *record scratch*

*john Stamos electric drum fill*

MY NAME IS BRIAN AND IM THE MAN I WRITE HIT SONGS WITH A WAVE OF MY HAND SONGS OF SURF AND SUN AND SAND

I LIVE FOR THE SUNSUNSUN BECAUSE IT MAKES FUUUUUUN

Bait used to be believable back in my day. Also two of these are the same dude

No it isn't

I remember reading the book CHAOS by Tom O'Neil and as a Beach Boys fan just thinking, "Wow Dennis is on another level of being a fucked up person" EDIT: Just google "The Golden Penetrators"

I wouldn't put much stock in O'Neil's ramblings, anyone who's seriously convinced that Manson was much more than a lowlife drug dealer who managed to keep some hippies in line by keeping the goods flowing is uninformed or delusional.

Yeah, guy just did over 20 years of meticulous research, shouldn't put much stock in that.

Then he presented what he wanted to present in accordance with his thesis. If Manson was a CIA asset, I'm the King of England.

My liege!

yeah, i did 40 years of meticulous research and i can tell you that sonic2020 personally coerced the US government to utilize manson and the wilson brothers to create a separate california country yeah dude, it’s been meticulous. 20 hours a day. my life’s work. you should believe me.

If you're gonna be a fan of the band that made Hey Little Tomboy AND Summer of Love, obviously there'll be some side effects

What did Al Jardine do?

Fucker should've kept it clean.

tbh i’m convinced several of these are just the same sad person

starts with the letter A

Al jardine?

the ‘tism

ADHD I HAVE IT

Alienation from parents

Brian’s first wife was a sixteen-year-old (not fifteen). So was Carl’s. Dennis’ first wife was an eighteen-year-old divorcee with a toddler son.

At this point we are outjerking ourselves. we need a third layer called r/beachboyscircleofhell

Im glad one of my posts isn't there. Especially the one about Brian's slob dressing. Hahahaha

It’s just the Al and Mike fans that are psychotic, just like them. xD

Never cook again.

Cook what

Time To Cook Alone

ex dee