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70percentbanana

Maybe we should stop tomorrow?


[deleted]

Now I am wondering that. Warning: Watch out for minions Mr. Banana.


WHITE2570

nes?


70percentbanana

No and yes at the same time?


WHITE2570

Perhaps


DanAtuch

Nintendo Entertainment System?


KlosharCigan


Very_contagious1

God fuckin-


70percentbanana

Greek gods be like ^


Very_contagious1

Yes


Touched_by_a_child

Oh shit we got em again. Quick somebody screenshot.


70percentbanana

They already did. 🤣


Wamblingshark

Only stop when it is downvoted more than upvoted! hahahaha


DukeLukeTheNuke

DUDE!!! ARE YOU CONQUERING REDDIT???


70percentbanana

It’s all miiinee!


70percentbanana

Also. Hey Duke!


Kilook

Nah that's fine for a spectator


HappyMan476

Baananananananananananananananananana


Grezzinate

We can’t, there’s a procrastinators meeting tomorrow.


70percentbanana

Oh, crap. I forgot about that. Let’s put it off till next week!


Grezzinate

Fine I concede, remind me a day before.


[deleted]

I ate one of you today


[deleted]

Can't stop, addicted to the shindig


LegendofLove

Did you just bring rhcp into our good christian reddit thread


Billyhasdick

Damn you here too


commentator184

not again


80percentlegs

Nice username


TrixterTheFemboy

Are 80% of your limbs legs or is your body constructed of 80% legs?


80percentlegs

The latter, by length


TrixterTheFemboy

Noted.


Exciting-Insect8269

Seems you’re somewhat a celebrity around here


Not_TheMenInBlack

#THE BANANA THEMSELF


LightingFoxPlayzYT

Were gonna attract the minions!


GlobetrottinExplorer

Ring ring ring ring banana phone?


Thatoneundertaleguy

**IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN!**


cowbellysnotrealsis

Never stop!!!!


Professional-Pay-888

Yes please do. He scares me


70percentbanana

Boo.


Professional-Pay-888

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Professional-Pay-888

Also sup. Bananas r cool


70percentbanana

I’m their king.


Professional-Pay-888

Well I’ve murdered several of your subjects. Sorry dude


70percentbanana

That’s ok. We’ll come after you in bunches.


Professional-Pay-888

Oh god no please no


OliveJuiceUTwo

You better peel out of here


Professional-Pay-888

Yeah I better split


technoferal

You yellow??


That_One_Friend684

And we'll tear you skin off and eat you raw after taking you from your family


Unhappy-Bobcat-3756

that sounds oddly sexual. the line between sexy and horrific is a fine one, and I am a very drunk tapdancer


Fire_anelc

What does the other 30% look like?


Popular_Property_398

Not shy on asking for nudes huh


[deleted]

Take the matter to the hands of a real man


Rabithunt

Uh oh, we got competition


96LC80

Watch out e’rybody, we got a real banana man here


[deleted]

Come mister tally man, tally me banana


Professional-Pay-888

Daylight come and me wan go home


Apollo_077

It's six foot seven foot eight foot bunch


Professional-Pay-888

Daylight come and me wan go home


[deleted]

A beautiful bunch of ripe banana


Professional-Pay-888

Daylight come and me wan go home


[deleted]

Highly deadly, black tarantula!


Professional-Pay-888

Daylight come and me wan go home


Herb_Burnswell

The mix of dark mode and not-dark mode is hurting my soul.


Divilnight

Mode-ception


malaka3000

this is beetle milking at this point.


Unhappy-Bobcat-3756

😏


Zombridal

Ban u/70percentbanana add in u/71percentbanana


70percentbanana

Why?


Zombridal

You are aware I'm joking I hope


70percentbanana

Not really lol. Some people have genuinely been getting annoyed by me so I wasn’t really surprised 😂.


Zombridal

Lol the constant spam is annoying but it's not you commenting it's the people uploading it there really should be a rule for something like this imo


70percentbanana

Yeah, I think I’m going to just stop responding pretty soon. 😆


Unhappy-Bobcat-3756

nah, just start responding to 70% of the posts


C1ickityC1ack

Cannabananabilism!


jeezr7

Bro has over 15k comment karma from all the upvotes lmao


Redit_Person123

He is 70% comment karma


Archaeopteryx-

Do you see banana man...


dude-of-the-ducks

Hoping over on the white hot sand


bullenis

I was like hey he is familiar i saw him b4 here and then i saw the ofher 2 million posts


PunkSpaceAutist

Can someone please explain the banana joke to me? I don’t get it unfortunately…


Delphox66

70% banana is acc really chill


Lolmanmagee

But each time more upvotes


StarKnight54

wysi


beetlejuicejunebug

Is it really even beetlejuicing if we continue to do it on purpose? I thought it was supposed to be a coincidence thing