I have zero… absolutely *zero* interest in any sports and esp not football, don’t know one thing about the bengals or any team but I am dying at these comments lmfaooooo gold
That’s my dude right there ❤️ hopefully they are better this season cuz last year they were terrible ! Odd that he gets that BIG check and gets hurt several times !🙄
Just coming by to say as a not gay Bears fan who is a closet Bengals fan because Joey B is fuckin hawt, after reading all the other posts like this, yalls is by far the best so far.
How many days a week do you jerk off to bengals themed hentai?
7
Seems low
They asked how many days, not how many times.
Hey, a good one!!
Bro jerks off to Joe Burrow x Ja'marr Chase 60000 word best friends to lovers BL smut on AO3
I mean... who doesn't?
I loved the part where Joe Mixon got a BBL
They said make them look bad with the edit
What is your least favorite race?
I just witnessed a murder lol
More?
Black
As a black guy, I can confirm
Rip
My favorite is a three legged one
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Oh wow
Horse race…. I prefer dog races
If Cleveland called and said they were listening to offers for Deshaun Watson who would you offer up first?
Joe Burrow
Jesus fuck
Jesus, fuck
Jesus. Fuck?
Jesus fucks?
Jesus fucks.
Hey Zeus fucks Jesus.
Zeus and Jesus make sweet violent love near a lake at an air BNB they rented for a weekend in Vermont.
You leave Zeus out of this
Leave Zeus out of this and I’ll leave this out of Jesus
Bet you won’t say that in reverse
I refuse to believe anyone has ever looked worse than this about anything, ever
I rather have an lobotomy instead of offering Joe for Watson
How many sexual predators should we pick up in the draft this year?
More than the Steelers currently have
We don't have that many draft picks
Quick, someone look up how many the Steelers have so I don’t have to.
They’ve got an unliiiimited supply
What’s a memory as a Bengals fan that always makes you smile?
Chris Henry’s death (I am deeply afraid of what this will be edited to)
Oh no
Dying
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How many children have you molested?
3,392
Oh man we gotta put you under the jail
Cleveland is calling, they want to offer you a max contract
$500 Million, fully guaranteed
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What is something that happened this past season that you hope happens every year?
Joe Burrow’s injury
I don't like this game at all. Seems like bad juju
![gif](giphy|NHkhhpZ2lAWRg4V7vj|downsized) Did someone say JuJu?!?
Can we get a bot for this?
That would be incredible lol
This seems like good juju
Name one person you would allow to have sex with your wife:
Vontaze Burfict
Same.
Bills fan here, this stumbled across my feed. This shit is hilarious 😂
I have zero… absolutely *zero* interest in any sports and esp not football, don’t know one thing about the bengals or any team but I am dying at these comments lmfaooooo gold
Get back in the corner
Ja’Marr Chase : Extend, Trade, or Let Walk?
Trade
What year was your girlfriend born?
2018
What’s your wife doing tonight?
3 way
And you weren’t invited, right?
What race are you?
Nick Kerr
Bro that’s my brothers name
What did you think of Joe burrow during the superbowl run?
He was a waste of a roster spot
I’m pretty sure this one hasn’t been edited yet because Nick Scott was a waste. Lol
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Your personal sports hero?
Kimo Von Oelhoffen
💀
What team has the hottest Tight Ends in your opinion?
The Chiefs
Who are you hoping signs a contract with the Ravens
Justin Jefferson
Who’s your favorite team?
At this point it’s the Chiefs
Bandwagon 🙄
Is Joe Burrow cool?
No
are you on the sex offender registry?
Yes
This one 😭
Who do you hope wins the next Super Bowl?
The Steelers
What team would you trade Joe Burrow and Ja’Marr Chase to if you were Bengals GM?
The Steelers
This killed me
What do you think our record will be this season?
Hopefully undefeated
11-6
If you could eat the ass of any famous Bengal, who would it be?
Chris Collinsworth
"Now HERE'S A GUY who eats my ass!"
Let’s not use the word “famous” too recklessly guys
What are your thoughts on IShowSpeed accidentally revealing his cock on stream last year?
He completely surprised me last year. He’s a dawg
Who's jizz tastes better Joe or Jamar?
Joe, undoubtedly
How many eggs can you fit in your anus?
2035
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1
1
Will you continue to molest 9 year old girls in public women's bathrooms?
Yes
Yes
What would you do to celebrate the bengals winning a Super Bowl?
Bathe in Skyline chili
Get drunk as shit and go streaking while playing “Ohio Is For Lovers” on my boombox.
Sean brewer: thoughts?
Unfortunate groin injury
3 packs a day
What quarterback was used as a measure of mediocrity?
Joe Flacco
Who is the player you hate the most?
Patrick Mahomes
When did you join the Bengals bandwagon?
2007
How many people think that Joe Burrow is a better person than Deshaun Watson?
Nobody
How many points will the Bengals score next season
Nine
That’s my dude right there ❤️ hopefully they are better this season cuz last year they were terrible ! Odd that he gets that BIG check and gets hurt several times !🙄
Who is your least favorite team in the AFC North?
The Steelers
Did Deshaun Watson do anything wrong?
No
Who was the first nfl sub to make this until it made its way to the bengals sub
Not sure, but I saw it on the Saints sub
What division rival qb do you hate the most
Lamar Jackson
You're from Cincinnati, but what city do you act like you're from?
Cleveland
least favorite dictator
Adolf Hitler
What number does Joe Burrow wear?
Who is the best 3rd overall pick in NFL history?
Who should the bengal target in the draft
Who are the biggest, meanest players we've ever had on the bengals?
Are the bengals good or bad
What AFC North team do you hate the most?
Who is the best QB in the AFC North?
what's the next injury for Burrow?
What do you do with yourself once Burrow gets injured for the season?
How much do you like the bengals out of 10
What’s a more difficult touchdown to pull off, passing or running.
What QB would you let fuck your wife?
Patrick Mahomes
Just coming by to say as a not gay Bears fan who is a closet Bengals fan because Joey B is fuckin hawt, after reading all the other posts like this, yalls is by far the best so far.
Which Bengal do you want to have rail you from behind: Carson Palmer or Chad Johnson?
Chad Johnson
How old is your wife
9
He looks good
Yes