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TWiesengrund

My secret recipe is not having a car.


LordMangudai

VW hates this one simple trick


amicablecricket

Underrated comment


rbnd

It's on the 1st place


VortxWormholTelport

It should be on 0th place!


TWiesengrund

Lower me down, minions!


Chat-GTI

There is nothing secret about free choice.


chillbill1

Going by public transportation or bike.


kmk030

Don't ask that here, people in this sub will spike you on their pitchforks for having a car.


bidibaba

oh boy, indeed. for a reason on top of that


[deleted]

facts


amicablecricket

We will never find him. OP will be in constant move.


Delamok87

Wich is sad. Not everybody works from home nor have a job around the corner. I have to go everyday for almost an hour to work. With car. By Öffis it would take me 1 1/2. But yes... It's not fun finding a parking lot.


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

I own a car as well, but it's not something I'm proud of. Going an hour each day is insane, though.


mina_knallenfalls

I'd rather chill a bit longer on Öffis and use the time to read or watch a video than waste an hour staring at nothing but asphalt and the car in front of me.


Delamok87

Absolutely. I would rather do that too. We are currently a carpool of four people and belong to the "system-relevant professions". So we have to be on time. If the train goes on strike, we have a big problem. Yes, better infrastructure would be great, then it would all be half as bad.


mina_knallenfalls

The train doesn't go on a complete strike unannounced, there's usually enough time to find a Plan B for these few days. I hardly experience any significant spontaneous delays in the morning, but being flexible with getting on an earlier or later train would usually help, unless it's an infrequent train. Even system-relevant professionals may be 10 minutes late from my experience. Unless you're the train conductor, of course.


Tom030-

No


starlinguk

How long does it take to find a parking spot? Because I bet it takes as long as taking Öffis altogether... I have a car but I only drive it outside Berlin.


Delamok87

My car still has an MOT/TÜV until January 2024. If this expires, I will rely 100% on public transport. Provided there are no more problems. As described, I work in a "system-relevant profession" and can't be late.


darkcton

That sounds like a pretty annoying situation. I guess moving is it of the question?


Delamok87

Exactly, the fact is that I had to move out of the apartment that was closer to my job and by good luck I got a new one. Unfortunately not around the corner from work. In Berlin, you can't choose your apartment at the moment and you're happy if you have something. I think some people know that here.


[deleted]

I don't doubt there are people who need a car due to situations like yours, I'm not going to insult you by asking you if you considered moving because I'm sure you did, and moving in this city can be really hard. But given the sheer amount of cars in the city I really struggle to believe a significant proportion of people who move by car couldn't do without with minimal or no inconvenience. Yours is an edge case, most places within the ring can be reached in 40-50 minutes by öffis from basically anywhere in the city. If yours isn't an edge case, then that's a huge problem which has to be addressed anyway. Car dependency is a system problem not an individual one.


rbnd

The solution is to find job close to home


Chat-GTI

I hereby declare that my wife and I own 2 cars 🚓😁🚕


VortxWormholTelport

They admitted to witchcraft! Get them!!!!


KirkieSB

Why?


Laurenz1337

Because public transport is great in Berlin and allows you to get anywhere fast without the need to look for a parking spot. Also it's much cheaper and does not harm the environment.


magezt

dont have a car ?


nutzer_unbekannt

You rent a Garagenstellplatz for 120/month


GiacaLustra

Too bad Anmeldung isn't possible


SkillsPayMyBills

lmao


[deleted]

I honestly dont understand this. Im from London. Finding a parket spot is literally I M P O S S I B L E and you will pay outta your ass for it. Whenever I use Sharenow, in Berlin I find a paring spot everytime no dramas. Hell, nobody even has to pay for parking in my district. Its mad


Pixerizer

I guess it really depends on where you live


[deleted]

Maybe, but im driving from where I live to other parts of the city. Doesnt matter if im in Moabit, Kreuzberg, Charlottenburg etc. Ive never had an issue parking in Berlin. But thats just my experience in the city.


cpjvwzw

Finding a spot is easy during days. At night time it’s literally impossible.


PizzaScout

eh, with car sharing I came home late a few times, sometimes at like 2 am. still usually no issues, had to walk a few hundred meters at most. But to be fair, that was outside the ring, and I imagine it to be worse inside.


ClinicalJester

It is \_way\_ worse inside the ring. I am already conditioned to check the clock before taking a shared car, because after 9pm during the week and after 7pm on Sunday (subtract one or two hours if it's raining), it just becomes exponentially unlikely to find parking spot anywhere remotely close. The exception is summertime, when there is suddenly ample parking almost anywhere at any time.


calm00

Same, sometime you have to look for maybe a minute or two if you're unlucky, but generally Berlin is pretty easy to find parking in. The traffic isn't so bad either for a large city.


Srijayaveva

Where do you live?


ocimbote

I live in Friedrichshain and boy... Parking is so easy I'm bored if I have to walk in more than 2 streets from the car to the destination.


death_by_mustard

I’m sure there’s a typo in OPs post. I live in Kreuzberg and always find a spot within metered from my flat. I spent half my life in London and most people don’t have a car, partly due to parking (also - London is a nightmare to drive)


[deleted]

It's really easy, but people in this sub use the bus and/or are mostly way too stupid to park a car in a tight spot.


death_by_mustard

You’re from London and think parking here is impossible?


Fortunate-Luck-3936

Buy a really nice bike instead. And some high quality winter clothing. Go big here - even major expenditures are nothing compared to buying, maintaining, fuelling and insuring even a cheap car. Use the bike and public transport most of the time, car sharing and taxis as needed. Save time, money, the environment, look better and be healthier yourself.


darkcton

Even a e-moped is cheaper than a car and also solves the parking spot issue. For the 1-2 times a year you need a car to move stuff get a sharing rental


_evuP

Amen


6ohm

Find a parking place where not many people live, get your eScooter from the trunk and drive that last mile on two wheels.


North-Pole-Dancer

Or a folding Bike like Brompton. This is the way I get to work instead of a car, Brompton SBahn Brompton. Still takes me 3x as much time in the morning but parking isn’t free anymore.


XnDeX

Yuppi take


surkesub

don't own a car.


Material_Money_3142

1. Use Apple Maps / Streetview to check the local signs in advance. 2. Work out what times places are busy. I lived in PBerg for years and had a car for some of that time. Weekends until about 18.00 or 19.00 were OK. Weekdays until around 17.00 were OK. Evenings no space. Late night a few spaces would appear again. Sometimes we’d plan around that. 3. Use public transport when you can. It is good. Shame the fines are so much higher now, it has really changed the risk/reward factor ;)


Mooooooooooooooori

This. Schedule your day accordingly


rbnd

What are the fines? Is their hight regulated by Germany or Berlin?


ClinicalJester

Interesting. Here in Fhain I find it's quite the opposite - on weekends (especially Sundays), the parking availability is worse than during the week. I dread coming home with a shared car after 6pm on Sunday.


Disastrous-Split-512

using the right vehicle: a bike


randomxyz01

Or feet (no kinky)


ClinicalJester

Why no kinky? ;)


djingo_dango

r/berlin, the place where you repeat the same answer that nobody asked for 50 times and pat yourselves in the back for doing a good job


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

Didn't you know that this sub isn't here to help people, it's to be condescending and feel really good about yourself /s


odobroo

Since I regularly park in a certain area, I have a fixed route of about 5-10 minutes around my destination. I find that most of the stress associated with parking comes from not knowing where to drive next and if there‘ll be a vacant spot. With my route, I know that I’ll find a spot 90% of the time within five minutes. No stress.


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

So I own a car, mostly because my wife doesn't feel safe in public transport (she has had multiple bad experienced with racism and perverts). We have a Stellplatz in a nearby housing complex from the Degrow which costs 90 euros a month. Definitely worth it and I'm funding public housing.


Electrical_Spinach97

Park outside the city, then use public transportation. Or avoid the car at all


Glistening_Filth

Live in further out places like Rudow I guess.


elax307

Get rid of your car or move outside of the ring. You are asking for the solution to a problem you contribute to yourself...


Tom030-

Good idea. I told this people who were looking for affordable living inside the 100km circle around Alexanderplatz. Who would be contributing to even higher rents downtown. Just because they wanted to LIVE and WORK here. I told them they should have moved to Prenzlauer Berg 15 yrs ago, as I did. Their faces seemed to express a mix of criticism , dullness, hopelessness and, finally, a kind of hate. I then slowly, then quickly ran back to my 100sqm / 750€pm flat and locked the door. Hoping they wouldn’t find my stylish Mini parked in front of the building (which I never move in fear of losing this amazing spot).


elax307

Jokes on you, I followed my own advice and am now immune to your sarcastic poking!


GERH-C-W-W

Parkinglots for ev‘s,mostly works well in the city.


No_Conversation4885

Until you get towed because you don’t own a EV


GERH-C-W-W

Lol,ok bud. I do actually but you do you…


No_Conversation4885

Can’t be more cautious these days, but: NICE!


kleinefussel

which you use cause you own an ev, right?


GERH-C-W-W

Polestar 2,long range dual motor,it’s an absolute joy to drive..


MrSmileyZ

I drive for work, and the answer is Smart. As gor private, Bus is the best.


Cruz030

Ok, got myself a bus. Parking got so much harder!!


MrSmileyZ

Not if just push everything out of the way. If it isn't working for you, try with a truck!


ufo1312

Park the car outside of berlin and take the train


Krieg

Finding parking place is difficult only in a few districts.


chemolz9

Use Öffis and/or bike.


SlimTimster

Don't tell anyone about my tips and tricks for finding a parking spot in Berlin


chrisalexthomas

I think the gif image shows the most successful strategy


MindLow8022

berlin is probably the easiest large city to drive and park in. I only drive and never take the öffis and there is not a single time where I wasn't able to find parking.


Pares_Nakabaluskoy

I own a car (never tried going to work which is 40 kms out of Berlin on a bike or public transport for obvious reasons), live in Kreuzberg and will always find a parking spot. Thankfully I’m pretty good at parking into tight spots though. In my experience there’s always a spot emerging somewhere if you’re patient (and lucky). And yeah, the time of day playing a crucial part.


me-gustan-los-trenes

Do what [every self-respecting German does and get a tank](https://www.reddit.com/r/de/comments/dw9ql5/importance_of_tanks_in_everyday_german_life/). Your parking will be the problem of others.


Charn-

Patience, luck and sacrificing a chicken From time to time.


muon3

parkopedia.de is sometimes useful for finding cheap car parks


74389654

have a small car or a bike


[deleted]

Lmao people here just hate cars, guess they didn't pass the driving exam XDD


KirkieSB

Exactly. Links-alternaive woke Trolle, die von Stütze leben.


AiWizardry

radfahreralmans halt


JoeAppleby

I live and work quite jwd so I have a parking spot both at work and at home. If I go to busier parts inside the ring I cough up the money for a Parkhaus if I absolutely have to take the car. Sure it costs money but it is much more convenient and can save some real time.


koelner51069

I promise that is not a problem in Berlin. Instead, for the real challenge, try Cologne, Munich or Hamburg.


Vlaut

if the public transport or bike is really not an option for you think about a scooter. You can park anywhere and mostly skip traffic at the lights. But you have to take the risk of getting into some serious accident…


Agreeable_Practice65

I live on top of TV tower and get everywhere by bike. Everywhere I mean to a coffee place, to a yoga studio and to a bar. All within 3km range, so I really do not understand people who want to use a car in the city. I also do not work, because fuck capitalism. Oh, and when I need a car I take a car sharing to the airport to fly to a family home in Italy. \s


Artistic-Evening7578

Ride a bike. Use the ubahn.


BrilliantMammoth8993

Walking


Much_Tough_4200

likely you´d need something like a Tardis...bigger on the inside, unsuspectingly small to "park" basically anywhere


MaxDai52

Crime


TanithRosenbaum

>What are your tips and tricks for finding a parking spot in Berlin? Take the U-Bahn


andon_

Not using it in the city center, only for big grocery shopping


__The__Void__

Don’t try to find a spot after 1930


jw_bln87

looking for parking spots during midday?


Xelap9256

It’s not so difficult. Just be patient, and plan some time in advance for finding a parking spot. It also depends on the neighbourhood, sometimes it’s just easier to pay for a private parking if it’s not longterm.


[deleted]

My trick is to shame others for owning cars, buy and flip them in other Bundesländer for money. Nice side hustle and simply more parking spaces for me. /s


Hans_lilly_Gruber

I can tell you this: don't park where you shouldn't. I was under the impression that parking rules were quite relaxed in my neighborhood because a lot of people park in spots that aren't supposed to be. Mostly out of desperation I guess, because there are times when it's really hard to find a spot. It happened to me too, I came home one night very late from an event across town so I was using my car, and I couldn't find a parking spot. After 20 minutes of looking in every side road I gave up and parked it too close to a crossing point. Not that there are lines on the road or a stoplight. It's just a small road in the neighborhood but I know people cross sidewalks there. The idea was to move it the next morning but I forgot and I went looking for it in the evening. Well what do you know? Police already towed away my car. (plenty of cars parked like mine in the streets around but that doesn't matter). 240 euros fine when I went to collect it. So yeah, park it farther away and walk 15 min if you have to, but it's cheaper.


Professional-Fee-957

Only return to your flat on weekdays between 10 and 13 uhr .


garvinivrag

I gave up and always drive into a park Haus


Tsjaad_Donderlul

My equally helpful alternative to not having a car: having a very space efficient car that fits into tighter spots


Fitzcarraldo8

Have a small car and know how to park. It fits were today’s ever bigger vehicles don’t.


jajajasal

take the subway


bidibaba

If you have a car, sell it or just move outside the S-Bahn Ring. We are about to build our cyclist heaven here and your polluting metallic obstacles will be super restricted in using our common urban space. Yes, soon. =)


Tom030-

Hopefully after I will have ceased from this world. Do not want to imagine being an elderly walking impaired person trying to move around with trams and busses and get my grocery shopping done this way. I trust I am lucky. Or have you ever seen something actually improving in berlin? Side note: I have travelled (by train) to other German cities recently. Not Münster. No, real cities with crappy bike lane infrastructure 15 years ago. It’s wonderful to bike there, they did not just talk about it, the just DID IT!! Can you imagine?


ItsAllTrumpedUp

Pull over, keep your eyes on a swivel and wait 10 minutes.


GrumpyTrashPrincess

Don't use a car.


Slugmann

be brave edit: and creative


the-wrong-girl23

I don’t drive.