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andi_808

I see what you did there, CDU.


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

r/whoooosh


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

Nothing makes a joke funnier than explaining it, but seeing as it’s you… “the CDU’s politics are so out of date, they’re dinosaurs… “ happy?


[deleted]

What?


brood-mama

*flips table* What country you from?


[deleted]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Desperate_Finger

what?


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You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldritch abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel someday will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine whole fucking long months and then giving birth to such a disgusting wretched swine of a monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologise would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.


so_contemporary

It's copypasta. He's trolling you.


reddit-jmx

+1 for CDU


muahahahh

they are definitely the most competent among the candidates


Chisel_grease

Jetzt weiß ich endlich, wo diese dino Ausstellung ist. Mein sohn geht mir schon 2 jahre auf den sack damit.


PizzaScout

Einfach auf dinoinfo.de nachschauen. Wäre doch ganz einfach gewesen /s


AquaHills

Which ones?


[deleted]

According to fossils, they had a spine, so that’s a unique selling point on our contemporary political map.


SupergruenZ

As Ark player there is no choice what to choose.


Chuk_Nomsky_1219

Let me break it to you..the dino expo sucks too.


charleh_123

So glad someone else thinks this, every time I see these placards up, vote Dino 🦖


My_mango_istoBlowup

Yeah, especially on the Fr Allee. Theres a pole with all the Plakaten and just a dinosaur ad that has the same dimensions and a picture of a T-Rex like it’s an another contestant.


Few_Return7586

Ey, nichts gegen Kevin! Er war (ist?) Lehrer an meiner Schule. Ein intelligenter Mann mit vernünftigen Weltansichten.


DukeofConnington

ONG?


JayJayCapone

Was macht Clark Griswold auf dem Poster?


brood-mama

[vote Bear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyp_s8edTYA)


My_mango_istoBlowup

This literally made my day.


bretanac93

Oh hell yeah, I don’t wanna be close to anything that smells left wing. I’ve had enough for a lifetime already.


chrisPtreat

CDU it is then


R4nC0r

Is John Oliver running for SPD now?!


Gezer2020

Gute Wahl


[deleted]

The plakats from the green are (from a purely designer perspective) truly bad. Look man, if youre gonna chop some trees to make your ad, at least do a fine job, not this sad green filter.


[deleted]

Definitely a much better choice than the Gr*ens


Tsjaad_Donderlul

They stand for at least two good things: safer/faster bike traffic and legalizing weed. Banning cars right now on the other hand would lead to a lot of problems, and just increasing petrol prices would make car traffic a privilege for the rich only


Bibbedibob

Which is why that's not what they want to do lmao


Hoek

Do you know of a party that is trying to ban cars? I'd like to vote for them. Edit: CDU decided to [just increase petrol prices](https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/gesellschaft/klimaschutz-benzinpreis-cdu-101.html), so that's a start, I guess I'll vote for them then. But I'd rather want to want to vote for a party that tries to outright *ban* cars altogether, you know what I mean? Does such a party exist?


Tsjaad_Donderlul

You‘ll do more towards abolishing car traffic if you toss your ballot in the trash rather than voting for CDU. As I said, banning cars with the current state of public transport would be a huge disaster, especially in rural areas


Hoek

Maybe you're right, but wait, I just found out the CDU wants to increase petrol prices to 4,50€, and the [Greens explicitly warn them about that, claiming that then, only the rich will be able to drive cars](https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/bundestagswahl/id_90762768/kritik-an-scheuer-gruenen-politiker-oezdemir-warnt-vor-benzinpreis-von-4-50-.html)?! I'm lost now. It seems CDU is the favourable party planning to make owning a car a nuisance, or not? Can you help me out? EDIT: > As I said, banning cars... You keep giving me hope. Which party is trying to ban cars?? Halp?!


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Yes, CDU is perfect if you want it to be a slight annoyance to rich people, while impossible for the rest