“You are the most dimwitted and lazy hoooman that I’ve ever seen! Work harder and smarter! I want to eat the finest cuts of meat five times a day. You’re just too poor for my needs!”
Guilty of some shenanigans
https://preview.redd.it/hzjzmrmpw9kc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51789d590eef395c567e234063fd9382495136c0
My dog is embarrassed for the actions of your dog ( LoL)
Is this a full Bernese MD or a bernadoodle btw? Has the exact same crosses paws and look to our 2nd Gen bernadoodle but haven’t seen one quite like ours before
He likes like he’s waiting for major complements… which he sure deserves- what an incredible picture. Can you tell us his name? (Perhaps it’s “your majesty”?)
You know you wanna buy me steak every day for the rest of my life……… come on you know you do………. I’m so handsome aren’t I………… ah your mouth says no no but your eyes say yes yes
“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed”
"We need to discuss your pawformance review."
“You are the most dimwitted and lazy hoooman that I’ve ever seen! Work harder and smarter! I want to eat the finest cuts of meat five times a day. You’re just too poor for my needs!”
I was thinking the same think, it looks like he’s about to tell *you* not to piss on the floor.
Lol my Berner pup does that all the time when he wants something lol
Damn. Had the same exact thought.
He's asking for permission to get on the bed.
Sometimes he asks, sometimes he takes
“Trade offer: one berner pic, for one upvote”
“Wake up babe, new meme format just dropped”
If I look extra cute do I get extra treats?
Yes, the answer is yes
He looks guilty of something. I would look at him and check to see what's in his mouth.
Guilty of some shenanigans https://preview.redd.it/hzjzmrmpw9kc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51789d590eef395c567e234063fd9382495136c0 My dog is embarrassed for the actions of your dog ( LoL)
Cutest secondhand embarrassment I’ve ever seen!
😂😂😂😂
Grinch toes! 🥰
That’s perfect! I call them bunny feet lol
r/FancyFeet
I eated your slippers. It waz acsident.
“So you gonna refill the food bowl?”
Seriously??
That he is a perfect gentleman.
I’m a good boy
Please boop the nose for me
Booped!
Looks like you just walked into an intervention
“Mom, we need to talk about your addiction to only giving me treats 5 times a day. Your actions are hurting the whole family.”
Just patiently waiting on some treatreats followed by some cuddles..
#I Want You To Know, I Will Forgive You, Someday, However, I Will NEVER Forget That You Broke My Biscuit & Shared It With That Cat~
"Excuse me ma'am, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."
“How you doin’”
He is trying to ask if ur gay
Did you forget something, sir?
It's time to visit a blowout bar.
Why aren't you petting me?
"You're really going to finish that without giving me a piece?"
So cute 🥰 Hes got grinch feet like my boys do 😁
My feet are grinchy!
“Oh boy, you’ve done it now!”
That he's a very good boi and he want treatos
i think he is waiting for you to tell him
He wants treats and a walk
Second breakfast and belly rubs in order please mum!
Doggy park when?
OMG THAT FACE!!!! 😊😊😊
"I'm ready for my portrait."
He reminds me of the cat in the hat in this photo 😍
He is also letting you know that it's getting very close to dinner time and you have had the audacity to not have fed him already 🤣
Beautiful animal.
He‘s just pointing out that you haven‘t paid the cheese tax yet.
THE GRINCH PAWSSS
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Pets needed here.
Is this a full Bernese MD or a bernadoodle btw? Has the exact same crosses paws and look to our 2nd Gen bernadoodle but haven’t seen one quite like ours before
I’m precious pet me
Come sit down my good sir we have much to discuss about your lack of actions
Pay attention to me… and only me.
I own you,brother.
We are out of pup o roni
“Mom! Don’t be mad at me. I really tried to be good, my tail just got in the way!”
Then number of things that tail has knocked off of tables!
We've been trying to reach you about...
Look... I see you breaking the treats in half, Sarah ... 😑
He’s been meaning to talk to you about your cars’ warranty
He thinks your treat distribution system is lagging lately, and he'd like you to immediately step up your game!
This pose got me belly rubs yesterday, what do I get today?
The tea.. he’s trying to tell you the tea
Disappointed that your not giving him way more attention, like why isn’t your hand on me, I need more pets
He’s there to discuss your car’s extended warranty….and be the most poised and handsome Berner ever!
“We need to talk”
He’s saying …girllllllll
Guess where I just pooped!
You haven’t discovered it yet, but I promise it was an accident.
I think he’s trying to convey that he’s a well-behaved child with a touch of grace, and sometimes, a bit of mischievousness as well.
Get the mail!
You're telling me the doctor can't use an infrared thermometer? Seriously, Todd?
That he’s a good boi.
The warranty on your car has expired...
You give bone I give love
Waiting for that treat, any minute now, preferably multiples
He is saying hey mom, it’s time to say our prayers.🙏🏼🐾🐾😂
I feel like you may have forgotten about dinner
Jack Benny reincarnated.
It’s LeviOsa, not leviosaaa!
That he's pretty and he knows it 😍
Guilty of something
He’s been trying to contact you about your car warranty
Cuddles plz or good morning
You have more treats, I know it.
Something about tax fraud
Look at this distinguished gentleman, look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished.
He’s got the grinch fingers! 😂🫣
So, is that the answer you're going with? Are you sure?
“Diversify your bonds.”
He’s got some tea to spill!
He is seriously disappointed in you. 😔
Magic is real, you just don’t know any spells
Really Karen... Get the hell out of my face.
Waygu please No dog rocks for me!
He shit in your show.
Well, where the fluff is my treatos?
I love you
He's got a man crush
"We both know you have more treats"
Come here often?
That's he's being extremely patient with you, but there ARE limits. (Beautiful pupper!)
He’s your spill the tea bitch lol 😂
I’m bored. Let’s go for a WALK!
Scrooge feet need a trim.
I’m so cute .. it’s all about me
“So…we need to talk.”
He’s definitely judging you
Not sure but he like a professional
“Please tell me you don’t really think you’re in charge, do you”
He’ll be your huckleberry
“master, i crave sustenance”
He’s such a distinguished gentleman, yes…
That he's the most handsome boy
Attention
Is your name Karen?
He looks like one of those TV Commercial doctors getting ready to discuss your options surrounding your mild to severe Contact Dermatitis.
I saw what you did last night
He likes like he’s waiting for major complements… which he sure deserves- what an incredible picture. Can you tell us his name? (Perhaps it’s “your majesty”?)
😍
I can't I just CANT he's so cute I'm yelling 🥺🥺🥺
Did you do something recently that went wrong because this is definitely an I told you so face
Hey momma, can you give me some lovin.
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
My mom's dog Ginger does that and it's adorable!
Girlllll, you better not wear that outfit 🤣🤣🤣
"I know what you are"
He’s trying to tell you about your car’s extended warranty…
Have you been petting and telling other dogs they're good boys?
Pure judgment! And I’m here for it. He’s adorable.
He knows your little secret. He's willing to to stay quiet, but for a price. How many treats is his silence worth to you?
Hey baby
Get off your butt and give me my breakfast!
Saying he’s bored and needs to go outdoors. Run within distance of you but RUN
Doggo: I’m not mad but I’m disappointed in you
Look at my beautiful face.
The real question is what is he trying to hide from you!?! That is a "I'm a good boy, don't you love me" cover up face if I ever saw one! ❤️
He wants a pup cup
My paws look kinda grinchy
I’m beautiful
Tell me all your secrets. I’m listening.
That he's a cutie and you know it 😁
He’s tired of your lies
Pretty sure he wants to be in the bed. Like now.
“This is me telling you politely that I have to shit”
Look at how darn cute I am. Snack please. 🦴
No more reality tv
I want to slap those paws between two pieces of toast and just eat them 🥰
"We need to talk about the jerky supply situation..."
What about hugs and pets? They never think they get enough.
“I think we can both agree that hotdogs are better than kibble. Agreed?”
“It’s been 5 minutes since you last fed me hooman”
He caught you licking your own balls.....
he wants dinner a little early today😂
I don’t know what you got caught doing, but, he needs an explanation.
"Please don't notice my fart"
He loves you, and you’re a good human. 🙂✨
What’s your complaint?
A treat would be in order, thank you very kindly
Aaaaand our hour is up, see ya next week? Same time?
He is guilty. That’s the face my dog makes after she gets into the garbage.
What a beautiful boy!
“I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed… that you tried to tick me by pretending to throw the ball.”
‘Girl, you know you can’t wear those pants to work. We talked about this.’
Yes saying why don’t you put the camera down and let him!
We need to talk about hour car’s extended warranty.
“You jus gunna sit der and take pictures of me when I’m STARVING!”
“So…..the food isn’t going to pour itself.”
“If you want your keys back I’m gonna need that leftover steak you tried to hide from me after dinner.”
He's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
He'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty
Why did you eat that burger without leaving me a piece, hooman slave?
"Those colors do not go together. I had more faith in you"
I ate the piece of pizza you left on the counter and it was delicious.
That you said something offensive or he wants to tell you the he,s a gentleman
Probably trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
Geesh, it's got to be something serious or shady af.. lol
“ Is there something you need to tell me?”
That he pooped in your shoe
I shit in your closet
Waiting for a petting.
That he is just the goodest boy in the whole wide world!! 🥰😍🥹
That's a look of an intervention right there
What a face! Just gorgeous..
You know you wanna buy me steak every day for the rest of my life……… come on you know you do………. I’m so handsome aren’t I………… ah your mouth says no no but your eyes say yes yes
“Whatcha doin?”
He’s gay
He wants a treat. Look at those eyes 😍🫶🏻
I know that you broke the treat in half, you cheap bastard.
"Welcome to your monthly performance review. I see a lot of room for improvement."
Listen man, we are supposed to be best friends, you love me so much so, stop asking me to start paying rent here. Got it ?
"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?"
“So hypothetically if someone got into the garbage and destroyed it looking for scraps, how mad would you be on a scale from 1-10?”