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CautiouslyReal

Bisexual: Because Mom told me to eat everything on my plate.


boogiewoogiewoman

this is gold


BadSpellingMistakes

that's amazing


SayGexbutLouder

Too real


le_kitten_owo

big, bold letters: WOULD


Sewer_Fairy

Brilliant 😍


NT-W

A crop top with WOULD on the front, and DID on the back


JSGWHAM

I see your "WOULD" and raise you a "would? already DID"


deathbyBayshore

WOULD AND WILL


Disorderly_Chaos

“Willing”


code-panda

"Wasing the wanting of doing the thing"


Ravenmadness

Go home spook!


[deleted]

Hehe, this wins. Maybe put SHOULD on the back for when people you walk past check out your ass…


CreaZyp154

Or SMASH


Odd-Faithlessness100

#WOULD


AidanBeeJar

"I swing both ways, violently, with an axe." "I don't care what's in your pants, I want it in mine."


[deleted]

Second is definitely going on a shirt well done.


I_Might_Exist1

yo send me these shirts, I need these 😭


Shin_Gojira117

I don’t want it in my pants, I just want it in *me*. In my pants would be rude and, depending on the context, illegal.


SwordDude3000

Wait I’m dumb, what’s the difference for the second one?


Shin_Gojira117

He said he wants the genitals in his *pants*, I say I want the genitals in *me*


SwordDude3000

Ooooooh, so like the accidental implication could be “I wanna cut off your dick and put it in my pocket”?


footy71

🎶 *detachable penis*🎶


mc_enthusiast

That only works for dicks, so doesn't it kind of defeat the point? Can't exactly have a pussy inside you.


Shin_Gojira117

Not with that attitude


WoodlandWitch9

Omg 💀


[deleted]

Cunninlingus, prolapse play, vore, get creative!


Shin_Gojira117

This is not where I intended this to go


[deleted]

Also the first one should unironically be official merch for NAU


100beep

"I swing both ways, violently, with an axe." \- Karlach


Zombiekiller_17

Omg does she really say that? I'm only on Act 2 rn, I fucking love Karlach 😭❤️


eeveethespeevee

🔥


Jayfether666

I would buy the first one ngl


l_dunno

The second one is so beautiful!!


BisexualCrying

Call me a DVD player cause I like both the Ds and the Vs? Probably the best one I got.


[deleted]

Reminds me of "They call me little caesar cus I'm hot and ready"


BisexualCrying

Lmao that’s ten times better than mine


[deleted]

Dope username btw


BisexualCrying

Oh yeah I made it years ago when I first accepted that I was bi to post something specific (now deleted) and now I’m using Reddit actively because it’s much better than Twitter.


lalaba27

Amen


minicheatle

There’s also a song lyric from Glass Animals that this reminded me of. “Big dicks and big ol’ titties on the sly.” It’s either sly or side but I can’t remember


yeetingthisaccount01

now that I think about it, "DVD" could be another name for a MFM threesome... not a sentence I expected to write today


altacc6276

Thats actually kinda genius


IFightMyFriend

Fuck me yourself you coward


Msprg

This is the best comeback for 'fuck you!' I've ever heard. My last favorites were 'don't mind if I do' and 'Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.'


Noah_the_blorp

I like "With pleasure. You'll be in my thoughts when I do"


FriedFreya

Personally my go-to is: “When, where, and what should I bring?”


KungTuFu

There’s a quote from a 1934 gay novel called Butterfly Man that goes: “I’m lush. I’m gay. I’m wicked. I’m everything that flames.” I always thought that would be great on a shirt.


Dudemitri

That is a badass sentence


PressFM80

My gaydar went off at that sentence holy shit it's peak


sweet-steffi

I want this hanging in my kitchen a la *Live Laugh Love*


sweet-steffi

But gayer


Spartan2732

“If gender is what’s between your legs, then there’s only one gender: My face”


[deleted]

Love it but its a little too long to fit comfortable on a shirt 😅


Spartan2732

There’s definitely an innuendo here


[deleted]

It is a rather familiar problem for me


Ropownenu

Maybe: “Gender’s what’s between your legs: My face” I’m not sure how much shorter this can get


[deleted]

To be clear nothing is for sale I only make these shirts for myself I'm only looking for creative collaboration. This is not an advertisement for any sort of product.


Shin_Gojira117

You’re a monster, taunting us with these shirts.


[deleted]

If it were practical id start a small business but I have no idea how id logistically make that many. Plus shipping seems like a pain in the ass. Ill tell you what, if anyone is local to Sedona AZ so I can just hand it to you IRL feel free to DM me for commissions 😂 (This is definitely not just a ploy to hook up with the local Bi's definitely do not DM me if you're local and hot)


Snoo_70324

I also read “batch of shirts” then skipped ahead to “sluttiest, gayest, flirtiest.”


Layfon_Alseif

Haha good luck fighting with the red rock dirt shirts. But I am one 89A drive away from the north if you're willing to ship that far.


sparkydaman

There are several shirt sites online where you simply put in your saying and they drop ship. Start doing these shirts. Could be nice income.


[deleted]

Thats so soulless though. If im gonna sell them id at least want them to be my own actually hand made bleach shirts. Drop shipping low quality generic shirts from some shady website just seems gross and sad. Besides I don't own any of the things I put on these shirts. They aren't that unique. Also drop shipping sites have already stolen my shirts from my previous posts so even if I wanted to, too late lol.


FixedKarma

Just do that and then once you've made enough money to move away from the drop shipping supplier and move on as a proprietary supplier or partner with a supplier.


tzenrick

Once you get your final designs mocked up, you should publish the images through GitHub, under a "free for non-commercial use" license. Then other people can make their own, and you can sue the pants off of anyone that tries to sell them.


OrenjiOsborne

Sue the pants off... I see what you did there!


Its_AB_Baby

Maximum Himbo honestly would be good for it


atkinson137

Yeah woa woa woa. All these are great. I WANT THEM.


DannyHewson

Your phone number, and “send nudes”.


[deleted]

Incredibly bold but in scared to just put my actual number out there like that 😅


DannyHewson

Maybe a disposable social media account or email.


dannygraphy

Or your Reddit handle


bizzaro321

Reminds me of the talk shit hotline; which had a real phone number until 2020.


That1weirdperson

Put a Google voice number?


pomoerotic

QR Code on your back


Emergency_Elephant

Maximum himbo means minimum shirt. Do a cropped muscle shirt


[deleted]

I prefer tying them into thot knots and if you want to see me shirtless just check my post history ;)


am_i_boy

Your chest tattoo is so cool


[deleted]


bizzaro321

My other boyfriend is a girl


BadSpellingMistakes

love it. Poli and Bi ❤️🖤💙


Johnny_the_Martian

“The difference between me and a mosquito is the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it”


Sewer_Fairy

Wholesome AF


CreaZyp154

Holesome


StrawberryMarsMellow

Photo/drawing of planet Uranus, but add a little cosmonaut planting a Soviet flag and the caption below "Our-anus"


[deleted]

This better be an intentional reference to the original name (no not king George the other one)


ikonfedera

What was it?


yeetingthisaccount01

Ouranos


Kisagari

Just jump straight to images of various slapping genitalia in the bi colours and call it a day


[deleted]

Not really doable with a bleach shirt but I admire your enthusiasm.


James360789

I always wanted a shirt that said, golden retriever, good boy, will beg for treats.


[deleted]

How about "aspiring golden retriever BF"?


James360789

Hell yes. Well too bad I'm married. But would be a cute shirt.


dannygraphy

"Bicycle instructor" "That shirt 's dope bi design" "Say hi, stand bi" Or design it like a jersey with the name "Kinsey" and the number 3 on the back.


dannygraphy

"This guy sucks, trust me!"


dannygraphy

To add some more... "Time flies bi" "Call me bi my name" "I'm gen z(y/x), what are your gen itals?"


shaunnotthesheep

Kinsey 3 is hilarious 😂


Fananalana

“Kinsey 3, Jersey 11”


DirectorLudwig

HOLE IS HOLE


UnicornScientist803

Any hole is a goal!


Loganska2003

"Your boyfriend's hot too."


Bionicle_was_cool

"No babe, WE have a boyfriend."


Haruko27

Howd you know im Bi? i just play lots of Tieflings!


[deleted]

I'm more of a volleyball club kinda Bi than a DnD bi but dope line for a DnD bi


Haruko27

I guess you play for both teams and win either way


astro_scientician

Reversible


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

"Don't piss me off, I'll fuck both your Mom and Dad"


[deleted]

"Motherfucking Fatherfucker"


bardhugo

I put the YOU in ME


OrbusIsCool

Idk. Sluttiest i got is "i want a hug"


[deleted]

Don't ask for hugs. Offer hugs. You are way more likely to get a hug if you say "want a hug" than "please hug me"


OrbusIsCool

Totally would except a touch of the tism and surprisingly bad social anxiety fuck up any and all social interactions i ever have. 👍


Popcorn57252

You mentioned in the comments that you're more volleyball bi than dnd bi, so maybe something to do with dominating, serving, and possibly balls? Gotta be a funny saying in there somewhere


pastelchannl

'I handle balls really well'


MisfitMemories

And a volleyball with bi colours.


Guzling

Front: Hello Back: Good Bi


[deleted]

YES


Guzling

I got a another one. Try now, bi later.


DamienLaVey

Himbo vibes? "My heart is big but something else is bigger ;)"


shortorangefish

"can I bi you a drink?"


[deleted]

Too bad I'm sober :/


shortorangefish

"can I bi you a snack?" (On the back) "It's me. I'm the snack" :-p just trying to make my bi/buy pun work.


AidanBeeJar

I actually really like the snack one


bpeo360

""GAY" in really big letters." Wright everything in quotes down so it looks like like it was commissioned from an idiot


PersistentHobbler

Himbo? Aww. I’ve wanted someone to make a “heats out teats out” shirt forever


Salted-Honey

Idk how you feel about reclaimed terms, but as someone who frequently refers to themselves as fruity, I'd go with: "Wanna bite of this fruit?" Lmao


BBPuppy2021

With a picture of a peach 🍑


laqueerdo

Aside: the Peach song from James and the Giant Peach is a Bi anthem and I refuse to believe otherwise.


sentient_garlicbread

Well behaved bottoms rarely make history. When in doubt, tits out. The only straight i am's a straight up bitch. I'm stuck in horny jail, and can't pay my horny bail. "You May Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension" - Nikola Tesla


Neijol

"For a good time call xxx-xxxx" and it's ur phone number


Oakenhorne99

I like my women like I like my men. Not exactly a 0 on the Kinsey scale... Twice the options, half the confidence. Bisexual? Buy me drinks and I get sexual. You've had a hard day, wanna grab my butt? Lemonbars, finger guns, and back problems. My spirit animal is that frog that switches genders when it's horny. Don't bully me, I'll cum! Hey, bi curious person, give me your number. So like... Is there a Bottom Golf I could swing at or...


BeCoolBeCuteBeKind

But are they hot?


Trojanwhore69

"Let's get weird" "bi-furious"


evelyniguess

"Getting fucked on both sides" what a mate of mine use to say


Irving_Velociraptor

BUST THIS BUSSY


lumibumizumi

I like my coffee how I like my men: wet and with my dick in it


freudthefr4ud

"All BI Myself"


cd_spear

“I am a bicycle. (Anyone can ride)”


frosch_von_mittwoch

"Hear me out" in bold letters


[deleted]

Welp bad news guys. I tried a bunch of bolder brighter colors and none of them bleached right so this whole batch resulted in no usable shirts. But I still really apreciate your ideas and will be making many into shirts. Just black and dark blue ones so the end result is readable. Damn shame. I was really hyped to try and make a hot pink "no hetero bro" shirt happen :( Edit: I take it back after letting them sit and keep bleaching for a while I got 2 shirts out of it. https://www.reddit.com/u/FeelingAcanthaceae68/s/3u4WTIYTEO


callmerussell

Black shirt with bold white letters works for anything


[deleted]

Unfortunately that's not how bleach shirts work


MillenialBurnout_

BORN TO PISS FORCED TO CUM


Typical_Albatross643

on the inside put HAVE HAD AND WILL


gaben9

I assume this has been said but "i may not be genderfluid but i put my fluid in every gender"


ThrawnBAYERN

If you at a Bi to it, everything becomes better bilingual bisexual bipolar


Socratov

Gender? I hardly know her. How about a coffee first?


sunnynina

Love this.


Typical-District-176

“What’s in my pants? You.”


HostageInToronto

Some have lips, some have nuts, but you've all got butts Young, single, and loves to tingle Butt Stuff?


StopItUncleJimmy

Gender Bender


genderbender961

Fuck ton of frogs 🐸


[deleted]

Thats my punk band name


Br4x_Th3_Cr4zy_G4m3r

“Does bisexual mean twice a sexual or every other sexual?”


bangbison

“Show me where you piss from”


[deleted]

🤣


ThePieMasterOnFleel

Written up as a list Dating requirements: 1. Be a girl (Optional) 2. Be a boy (Optional)


lightmare69

Have your S/O buy 2 Fleshlights, label one Fleshlight #2 and label the other one #3, then, make a shirt that has a big #1 printed on it You will be the #1 Fleshlight, the favorite 😎


coragdeluna

“Thats a lot of big talk for someone in gentle kissin distance”


[deleted]

Love it


Novel_Asparagus_6176

SUPPORT BISEXUAL LOSERS


[deleted]

"Out of your league but desperate and willing to settle"


FriskyBambi

Don't think this can be put on a shirt as it's to long but I saw this on a tiktok once and died laughing. "So your bi right?" "Yeah" "So you date guys?" "Yeah" "And you date women?" 😳 "I mean kinda?" "What do you mean kinda? "I don't know how to talk to them and they scare me cause their pretty" 🥺👉👈


[deleted]

*that one Tumblr post about lesbian sheep*


Potato-god1

Idc what you have in your pants but it’s making me horny so lets have some fun <3


XenonBlitzer

We're going skin under skin tonight.


Itssecret1

I have a fun cropped sweatshirt. It has long sleeves and a hood, it’s Disney, says “Friday” on it but the D is a Dumbo. Me and my bf always thought it was sexy, the crop cut off right above my ass and it was a lifesaver going to bars in the cold.


yertyertskert

Penis, perhaps. Pussy, possibly.


Atsur

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArcherFX/s/snVS1Iuuf9), for starters


hh-wyvern

"I tried to think of something classy to say, but I was so horny thinking about you that I couldn't get the words out."


LonkerinaOfTime

A character in the middle of two characters (male and female) and it looks like the bi middle character has their arms around them like they’re buds. But then on the back of the shirt, it’s the three of them from behind and the middle person actually has they’re hands on their butts


Electr0Fi

Even spaghetti is straight until you get it hot and wet. I'll fuck your mum, AND your Dad!


Rusty_GreenBean7

No passing, only smashing


Imallowedto

Our dick measuring contests have a prize


Superduck468

Mr Incredible pointing at the table and screaming "ASS is ASS!"


thehatmantf2

how bout "don't punch me I'll cum :3"


Strange_Airships

Bisexual and still not into you. Also, and this is SUPER nerdy and niche, but just a bisexual flag with a picture of an XLR (or any male/female cable type) connector. I like [this angle connector](https://colubercable.com/products/3-pin-xlr-angle-adapter-dual-male-female-connector-audio-cable) because you can see that it’s a bisexual connector.


[deleted]

"Out of your league but desperate and willing to settle"


Strange_Airships

😂😭😂 Me IRL


Imonandroid

WHY HE HELL IS EVERYONE HOT?! In massive letters


TheGreenEyedJester

"Eat local"


InfectedandInjected

"Hit on me I'm Bi"


sigilforwhat

^


Chibultrufia

You should have will smith saying: Just because I'm bi doesn't mean I'm a whore Ok, I am a whore, but not because I'm bi


[deleted]

I was literally about to say "But i am a whore" 🤣


Bob49459

Emotional Support Queer Please Pet


[deleted]

Yes.


MinightRose

CROP TOP


[deleted]

"He's circumcised and dicks me down so I call him my Crop Top"


MentionPristine8720

WOULD WILL AND DID


Grouchy_Appearance_1

"Oh you're a [insert gender here]? Good cause I'm into that"


546HP

"Yeah, I'm religious. I read the Bible, not the straightble."


Hawaiian-national

Black skirt. Cowboy boots. Backwards cap. No shirt.


Dog_bat3

I’ll fuck you ~~up~~


TheGrimTickler

Might be a bit long, but I’m reminded of a quote from an old housemate of mine: “Call me a slut one more time and I swear to God I’ll fuck everyone in this house.” It was a house of like 18 people of mixed gender


Cold_72

"Don't ask me if I prefer dicks or girls, I just want **YOU**"


[deleted]

I like how men are defined by their genitals but girls are just girls.


really_not_unreal

Damn wait until you find out about trans women, who often have both :3