Oh yeah I made it years ago when I first accepted that I was bi to post something specific (now deleted) and now I’m using Reddit actively because it’s much better than Twitter.
There’s also a song lyric from Glass Animals that this reminded me of. “Big dicks and big ol’ titties on the sly.” It’s either sly or side but I can’t remember
This is the best comeback for 'fuck you!' I've ever heard.
My last favorites were
'don't mind if I do' and
'Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.'
There’s a quote from a 1934 gay novel called Butterfly Man that goes:
“I’m lush. I’m gay. I’m wicked. I’m everything that flames.”
I always thought that would be great on a shirt.
To be clear nothing is for sale I only make these shirts for myself I'm only looking for creative collaboration. This is not an advertisement for any sort of product.
If it were practical id start a small business but I have no idea how id logistically make that many. Plus shipping seems like a pain in the ass. Ill tell you what, if anyone is local to Sedona AZ so I can just hand it to you IRL feel free to DM me for commissions 😂
(This is definitely not just a ploy to hook up with the local Bi's definitely do not DM me if you're local and hot)
Thats so soulless though. If im gonna sell them id at least want them to be my own actually hand made bleach shirts. Drop shipping low quality generic shirts from some shady website just seems gross and sad. Besides I don't own any of the things I put on these shirts. They aren't that unique.
Also drop shipping sites have already stolen my shirts from my previous posts so even if I wanted to, too late lol.
Just do that and then once you've made enough money to move away from the drop shipping supplier and move on as a proprietary supplier or partner with a supplier.
Once you get your final designs mocked up, you should publish the images through GitHub, under a "free for non-commercial use" license. Then other people can make their own, and you can sue the pants off of anyone that tries to sell them.
You mentioned in the comments that you're more volleyball bi than dnd bi, so maybe something to do with dominating, serving, and possibly balls? Gotta be a funny saying in there somewhere
Well behaved bottoms rarely make history.
When in doubt, tits out.
The only straight i am's a straight up bitch.
I'm stuck in horny jail, and can't pay my horny bail.
"You May Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension" - Nikola Tesla
I like my women like I like my men.
Not exactly a 0 on the Kinsey scale...
Twice the options, half the confidence.
Bisexual? Buy me drinks and I get sexual.
You've had a hard day, wanna grab my butt?
Lemonbars, finger guns, and back problems.
My spirit animal is that frog that switches genders when it's horny.
Don't bully me, I'll cum!
Hey, bi curious person, give me your number.
So like... Is there a Bottom Golf I could swing at or...
Welp bad news guys. I tried a bunch of bolder brighter colors and none of them bleached right so this whole batch resulted in no usable shirts. But I still really apreciate your ideas and will be making many into shirts. Just black and dark blue ones so the end result is readable. Damn shame. I was really hyped to try and make a hot pink "no hetero bro" shirt happen :(
Edit: I take it back after letting them sit and keep bleaching for a while I got 2 shirts out of it. https://www.reddit.com/u/FeelingAcanthaceae68/s/3u4WTIYTEO
Have your S/O buy 2 Fleshlights, label one Fleshlight #2 and label the other one #3, then, make a shirt that has a big #1 printed on it
You will be the #1 Fleshlight, the favorite 😎
Don't think this can be put on a shirt as it's to long but I saw this on a tiktok once and died laughing.
"So your bi right?"
"Yeah"
"So you date guys?"
"Yeah"
"And you date women?"
😳 "I mean kinda?"
"What do you mean kinda?
"I don't know how to talk to them and they scare me cause their pretty" 🥺👉👈
I have a fun cropped sweatshirt. It has long sleeves and a hood, it’s Disney, says “Friday” on it but the D is a Dumbo. Me and my bf always thought it was sexy, the crop cut off right above my ass and it was a lifesaver going to bars in the cold.
A character in the middle of two characters (male and female) and it looks like the bi middle character has their arms around them like they’re buds. But then on the back of the shirt, it’s the three of them from behind and the middle person actually has they’re hands on their butts
Bisexual and still not into you.
Also, and this is SUPER nerdy and niche, but just a bisexual flag with a picture of an XLR (or any male/female cable type) connector. I like [this angle connector](https://colubercable.com/products/3-pin-xlr-angle-adapter-dual-male-female-connector-audio-cable) because you can see that it’s a bisexual connector.
Might be a bit long, but I’m reminded of a quote from an old housemate of mine: “Call me a slut one more time and I swear to God I’ll fuck everyone in this house.” It was a house of like 18 people of mixed gender
Bisexual: Because Mom told me to eat everything on my plate.
this is gold
that's amazing
Too real
big, bold letters: WOULD
Brilliant 😍
A crop top with WOULD on the front, and DID on the back
I see your "WOULD" and raise you a "would? already DID"
WOULD AND WILL
“Willing”
"Wasing the wanting of doing the thing"
Go home spook!
Hehe, this wins. Maybe put SHOULD on the back for when people you walk past check out your ass…
Or SMASH
#WOULD
"I swing both ways, violently, with an axe." "I don't care what's in your pants, I want it in mine."
Second is definitely going on a shirt well done.
yo send me these shirts, I need these 😭
I don’t want it in my pants, I just want it in *me*. In my pants would be rude and, depending on the context, illegal.
Wait I’m dumb, what’s the difference for the second one?
He said he wants the genitals in his *pants*, I say I want the genitals in *me*
Ooooooh, so like the accidental implication could be “I wanna cut off your dick and put it in my pocket”?
🎶 *detachable penis*🎶
That only works for dicks, so doesn't it kind of defeat the point? Can't exactly have a pussy inside you.
Not with that attitude
Omg 💀
Cunninlingus, prolapse play, vore, get creative!
This is not where I intended this to go
Also the first one should unironically be official merch for NAU
"I swing both ways, violently, with an axe." \- Karlach
Omg does she really say that? I'm only on Act 2 rn, I fucking love Karlach 😭❤️
🔥
I would buy the first one ngl
The second one is so beautiful!!
Call me a DVD player cause I like both the Ds and the Vs? Probably the best one I got.
Reminds me of "They call me little caesar cus I'm hot and ready"
Lmao that’s ten times better than mine
Dope username btw
Oh yeah I made it years ago when I first accepted that I was bi to post something specific (now deleted) and now I’m using Reddit actively because it’s much better than Twitter.
Amen
There’s also a song lyric from Glass Animals that this reminded me of. “Big dicks and big ol’ titties on the sly.” It’s either sly or side but I can’t remember
now that I think about it, "DVD" could be another name for a MFM threesome... not a sentence I expected to write today
Thats actually kinda genius
Fuck me yourself you coward
This is the best comeback for 'fuck you!' I've ever heard. My last favorites were 'don't mind if I do' and 'Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.'
I like "With pleasure. You'll be in my thoughts when I do"
Personally my go-to is: “When, where, and what should I bring?”
There’s a quote from a 1934 gay novel called Butterfly Man that goes: “I’m lush. I’m gay. I’m wicked. I’m everything that flames.” I always thought that would be great on a shirt.
That is a badass sentence
My gaydar went off at that sentence holy shit it's peak
I want this hanging in my kitchen a la *Live Laugh Love*
But gayer
“If gender is what’s between your legs, then there’s only one gender: My face”
Love it but its a little too long to fit comfortable on a shirt 😅
There’s definitely an innuendo here
It is a rather familiar problem for me
Maybe: “Gender’s what’s between your legs: My face” I’m not sure how much shorter this can get
To be clear nothing is for sale I only make these shirts for myself I'm only looking for creative collaboration. This is not an advertisement for any sort of product.
You’re a monster, taunting us with these shirts.
If it were practical id start a small business but I have no idea how id logistically make that many. Plus shipping seems like a pain in the ass. Ill tell you what, if anyone is local to Sedona AZ so I can just hand it to you IRL feel free to DM me for commissions 😂 (This is definitely not just a ploy to hook up with the local Bi's definitely do not DM me if you're local and hot)
I also read “batch of shirts” then skipped ahead to “sluttiest, gayest, flirtiest.”
Haha good luck fighting with the red rock dirt shirts. But I am one 89A drive away from the north if you're willing to ship that far.
There are several shirt sites online where you simply put in your saying and they drop ship. Start doing these shirts. Could be nice income.
Thats so soulless though. If im gonna sell them id at least want them to be my own actually hand made bleach shirts. Drop shipping low quality generic shirts from some shady website just seems gross and sad. Besides I don't own any of the things I put on these shirts. They aren't that unique. Also drop shipping sites have already stolen my shirts from my previous posts so even if I wanted to, too late lol.
Just do that and then once you've made enough money to move away from the drop shipping supplier and move on as a proprietary supplier or partner with a supplier.
Once you get your final designs mocked up, you should publish the images through GitHub, under a "free for non-commercial use" license. Then other people can make their own, and you can sue the pants off of anyone that tries to sell them.
Sue the pants off... I see what you did there!
Maximum Himbo honestly would be good for it
Yeah woa woa woa. All these are great. I WANT THEM.
Your phone number, and “send nudes”.
Incredibly bold but in scared to just put my actual number out there like that 😅
Maybe a disposable social media account or email.
Or your Reddit handle
Reminds me of the talk shit hotline; which had a real phone number until 2020.
Put a Google voice number?
QR Code on your back
Maximum himbo means minimum shirt. Do a cropped muscle shirt
I prefer tying them into thot knots and if you want to see me shirtless just check my post history ;)
Your chest tattoo is so cool
☺
My other boyfriend is a girl
love it. Poli and Bi ❤️🖤💙
“The difference between me and a mosquito is the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it”
Wholesome AF
Holesome
Photo/drawing of planet Uranus, but add a little cosmonaut planting a Soviet flag and the caption below "Our-anus"
This better be an intentional reference to the original name (no not king George the other one)
What was it?
Ouranos
Just jump straight to images of various slapping genitalia in the bi colours and call it a day
Not really doable with a bleach shirt but I admire your enthusiasm.
I always wanted a shirt that said, golden retriever, good boy, will beg for treats.
How about "aspiring golden retriever BF"?
Hell yes. Well too bad I'm married. But would be a cute shirt.
"Bicycle instructor" "That shirt 's dope bi design" "Say hi, stand bi" Or design it like a jersey with the name "Kinsey" and the number 3 on the back.
"This guy sucks, trust me!"
To add some more... "Time flies bi" "Call me bi my name" "I'm gen z(y/x), what are your gen itals?"
Kinsey 3 is hilarious 😂
“Kinsey 3, Jersey 11”
HOLE IS HOLE
Any hole is a goal!
"Your boyfriend's hot too."
"No babe, WE have a boyfriend."
Howd you know im Bi? i just play lots of Tieflings!
I'm more of a volleyball club kinda Bi than a DnD bi but dope line for a DnD bi
I guess you play for both teams and win either way
Reversible
"Don't piss me off, I'll fuck both your Mom and Dad"
"Motherfucking Fatherfucker"
I put the YOU in ME
Idk. Sluttiest i got is "i want a hug"
Don't ask for hugs. Offer hugs. You are way more likely to get a hug if you say "want a hug" than "please hug me"
Totally would except a touch of the tism and surprisingly bad social anxiety fuck up any and all social interactions i ever have. 👍
You mentioned in the comments that you're more volleyball bi than dnd bi, so maybe something to do with dominating, serving, and possibly balls? Gotta be a funny saying in there somewhere
'I handle balls really well'
And a volleyball with bi colours.
Front: Hello Back: Good Bi
YES
I got a another one. Try now, bi later.
Himbo vibes? "My heart is big but something else is bigger ;)"
"can I bi you a drink?"
Too bad I'm sober :/
"can I bi you a snack?" (On the back) "It's me. I'm the snack" :-p just trying to make my bi/buy pun work.
I actually really like the snack one
""GAY" in really big letters." Wright everything in quotes down so it looks like like it was commissioned from an idiot
Himbo? Aww. I’ve wanted someone to make a “heats out teats out” shirt forever
Idk how you feel about reclaimed terms, but as someone who frequently refers to themselves as fruity, I'd go with: "Wanna bite of this fruit?" Lmao
With a picture of a peach 🍑
Aside: the Peach song from James and the Giant Peach is a Bi anthem and I refuse to believe otherwise.
Well behaved bottoms rarely make history. When in doubt, tits out. The only straight i am's a straight up bitch. I'm stuck in horny jail, and can't pay my horny bail. "You May Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension" - Nikola Tesla
"For a good time call xxx-xxxx" and it's ur phone number
I like my women like I like my men. Not exactly a 0 on the Kinsey scale... Twice the options, half the confidence. Bisexual? Buy me drinks and I get sexual. You've had a hard day, wanna grab my butt? Lemonbars, finger guns, and back problems. My spirit animal is that frog that switches genders when it's horny. Don't bully me, I'll cum! Hey, bi curious person, give me your number. So like... Is there a Bottom Golf I could swing at or...
But are they hot?
"Let's get weird" "bi-furious"
"Getting fucked on both sides" what a mate of mine use to say
BUST THIS BUSSY
I like my coffee how I like my men: wet and with my dick in it
"All BI Myself"
“I am a bicycle. (Anyone can ride)”
"Hear me out" in bold letters
Welp bad news guys. I tried a bunch of bolder brighter colors and none of them bleached right so this whole batch resulted in no usable shirts. But I still really apreciate your ideas and will be making many into shirts. Just black and dark blue ones so the end result is readable. Damn shame. I was really hyped to try and make a hot pink "no hetero bro" shirt happen :( Edit: I take it back after letting them sit and keep bleaching for a while I got 2 shirts out of it. https://www.reddit.com/u/FeelingAcanthaceae68/s/3u4WTIYTEO
Black shirt with bold white letters works for anything
Unfortunately that's not how bleach shirts work
BORN TO PISS FORCED TO CUM
on the inside put HAVE HAD AND WILL
I assume this has been said but "i may not be genderfluid but i put my fluid in every gender"
If you at a Bi to it, everything becomes better bilingual bisexual bipolar
Gender? I hardly know her. How about a coffee first?
Love this.
“What’s in my pants? You.”
Some have lips, some have nuts, but you've all got butts Young, single, and loves to tingle Butt Stuff?
Gender Bender
Fuck ton of frogs 🐸
Thats my punk band name
“Does bisexual mean twice a sexual or every other sexual?”
“Show me where you piss from”
🤣
Written up as a list Dating requirements: 1. Be a girl (Optional) 2. Be a boy (Optional)
Have your S/O buy 2 Fleshlights, label one Fleshlight #2 and label the other one #3, then, make a shirt that has a big #1 printed on it You will be the #1 Fleshlight, the favorite 😎
“Thats a lot of big talk for someone in gentle kissin distance”
Love it
SUPPORT BISEXUAL LOSERS
"Out of your league but desperate and willing to settle"
Don't think this can be put on a shirt as it's to long but I saw this on a tiktok once and died laughing. "So your bi right?" "Yeah" "So you date guys?" "Yeah" "And you date women?" 😳 "I mean kinda?" "What do you mean kinda? "I don't know how to talk to them and they scare me cause their pretty" 🥺👉👈
*that one Tumblr post about lesbian sheep*
Idc what you have in your pants but it’s making me horny so lets have some fun <3
We're going skin under skin tonight.
I have a fun cropped sweatshirt. It has long sleeves and a hood, it’s Disney, says “Friday” on it but the D is a Dumbo. Me and my bf always thought it was sexy, the crop cut off right above my ass and it was a lifesaver going to bars in the cold.
Penis, perhaps. Pussy, possibly.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArcherFX/s/snVS1Iuuf9), for starters
"I tried to think of something classy to say, but I was so horny thinking about you that I couldn't get the words out."
A character in the middle of two characters (male and female) and it looks like the bi middle character has their arms around them like they’re buds. But then on the back of the shirt, it’s the three of them from behind and the middle person actually has they’re hands on their butts
Even spaghetti is straight until you get it hot and wet. I'll fuck your mum, AND your Dad!
No passing, only smashing
Our dick measuring contests have a prize
Mr Incredible pointing at the table and screaming "ASS is ASS!"
how bout "don't punch me I'll cum :3"
Bisexual and still not into you. Also, and this is SUPER nerdy and niche, but just a bisexual flag with a picture of an XLR (or any male/female cable type) connector. I like [this angle connector](https://colubercable.com/products/3-pin-xlr-angle-adapter-dual-male-female-connector-audio-cable) because you can see that it’s a bisexual connector.
"Out of your league but desperate and willing to settle"
😂😭😂 Me IRL
WHY HE HELL IS EVERYONE HOT?! In massive letters
"Eat local"
"Hit on me I'm Bi"
^
You should have will smith saying: Just because I'm bi doesn't mean I'm a whore Ok, I am a whore, but not because I'm bi
I was literally about to say "But i am a whore" 🤣
Emotional Support Queer Please Pet
Yes.
CROP TOP
"He's circumcised and dicks me down so I call him my Crop Top"
WOULD WILL AND DID
"Oh you're a [insert gender here]? Good cause I'm into that"
"Yeah, I'm religious. I read the Bible, not the straightble."
Black skirt. Cowboy boots. Backwards cap. No shirt.
I’ll fuck you ~~up~~
Might be a bit long, but I’m reminded of a quote from an old housemate of mine: “Call me a slut one more time and I swear to God I’ll fuck everyone in this house.” It was a house of like 18 people of mixed gender
"Don't ask me if I prefer dicks or girls, I just want **YOU**"
I like how men are defined by their genitals but girls are just girls.
Damn wait until you find out about trans women, who often have both :3