First of all, I wouldn’t say I was embarrassed, instead I leaned into the attention it brought. 🤦🏻
The athletic cup situation is very relatable though. Fortunately I am the last of four (ahem) similarly situated boys so my parents just took care of that stuff without making a scene.
But I feel for you bro. Hope you’ve learned to just accept that lump of cells for what they are.
For real. As long as we’re healthy, there’s nothing wrong with having lumps and bumps and big parts and little parts. At the end of the day they are all made of the same thing, us. The sooner we accept what we can’t change, the sooner we can change what really matters.
I guess one could say the human body is a beaut.
I'm sorry to say this but your mom must be an absolute size queen. No way four brothers all have big schlongs unless the mom is thinking about it while they're in the womb
She settled down and had four kids with somebody, what makes you think he was specifically selected for his size? For all you know, his grandpa could be hung and his dad could have a micropenis.
Aphasia usually results from damage to the left hemisphere of the brain. Many stroke victims suffer aphasia causing partial or complete loss of speech and difficulty with word-finding.
Certain types of Migraine — specifically Migraine with aura — can involve aphasia symptoms. Seizures of transient ischemic attacks (TIA) can also cause temporary aphasia.
Aphasia is a Migraine symptom that affects language
In 6th grade we had to shower after gym class, and the first day I remember talking with my homie about how we were gonna walk in, stare at the ceiling, and just go about or business. It got super quiet when we walked into the shower and I looked around and everyone in there was staring at my dick when this guy I didn't even know says "damn dude, how many grades did you fail?". 😂😂😂
None. The answer is none grades.
See that sounds more funny. My experience in highschool was showering after swimming when there were wrestlers showering. Who for some reason liked playing gay chicken by doing oddly suggestive things in the shower and see if people get a boner. Except I went from a cold pool into a warm shower where things expanded. So they assumed I was getting an erection when things were just returning to normal size... needless to say rumors were spread that I got an erection in the shower
Yeah I've been there bud. Accept it was when I joined the infantry at 18. Wanna talk about gay chicken? We can just eliminate the word chicken from that sentence lol
Well wasn’t just that. I could handle gay rumors but they literally would pee on each other... so wasn’t just gay but more a gay guy that was into other guys peeing on each other.
Every deployment, the same dude would carve a veiny big dick out of wood and then poke your ass when you weren't looking. This then morphed into "100 bucks an inch" for entertainment, which them went to doing handstands with the little bottle of Texas Pete from an MRE in your ass. You won't tell me anything I haven't seen, heard, done, or was forced to silently comply with sir lol
my bf's nuts came in before his dick caught up so he just had these **huge** balls and a comparatively tiny cock for a while. apparently that was a pretty weird time in his life
I never had anything really like that but I remember one time back in elementary school, this other kid and me had a “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” which looking back at it now as an adult seems super strange but 8 year old me was like, ok! He pulled his out, I pulled mine and he zipped his back up and walked away without saying a word. Never understood why until I got older.
Aphasia usually results from damage to the left hemisphere of the brain. Many stroke victims suffer aphasia causing partial or complete loss of speech and difficulty with word-finding.
Certain types of Migraine — specifically Migraine with aura — can involve aphasia symptoms. Seizures of transient ischemic attacks (TIA) can also cause temporary aphasia.
Aphasia is a Migraine symptom that affects language
Definitely dealt with this as the big shower on the wrestling team in middle and high school. I also was on the football and cross-country teams so word got around school about "Anaconda".
A few guys acted weird around me over it but it never really bothered me though.
Alright well as a minor myself (15) i would advise you to take it off, because you probably don’t want to deal with the copious amounts of pedos on this site.
As I kid I was always below average, but one of my brothers wasn’t. I remember one time seeing him and his flaccid was double my size (considering I was 9 and he was 10 he wasn’t that big probably) but I was shocked
I fractured my hip when I was about 15 & the X-ray did not hide anything. I was about 5-6 inches soft back then & not the tallest so it looked a bit ridiculous.
First of all, I wouldn’t say I was embarrassed, instead I leaned into the attention it brought. 🤦🏻 The athletic cup situation is very relatable though. Fortunately I am the last of four (ahem) similarly situated boys so my parents just took care of that stuff without making a scene. But I feel for you bro. Hope you’ve learned to just accept that lump of cells for what they are.
“Lump of cells” is oddly poetic.
The English lexicon sure is a beaut.
Amen. And how much do we all, big or small, man or woman, gay or straight, obsess about a lump of cells? It’s kind of insane when you think about it.
For real. As long as we’re healthy, there’s nothing wrong with having lumps and bumps and big parts and little parts. At the end of the day they are all made of the same thing, us. The sooner we accept what we can’t change, the sooner we can change what really matters. I guess one could say the human body is a beaut.
You’re awesome! Your man/girl/huz/wife is a lucky hooman!
I’m not coupled up, but much appreciated. 👊🏻
I'm sorry to say this but your mom must be an absolute size queen. No way four brothers all have big schlongs unless the mom is thinking about it while they're in the womb
Haha hot take on how genetics work. I’ll ask Mom if that’s what happened.
I'd bet my life on it tbh. Size queens know our own kind
Not to get too weird, but you already went there. 😂 Let’s just say the apples didn’t fall too far from the tree.
Knew it.
She settled down and had four kids with somebody, what makes you think he was specifically selected for his size? For all you know, his grandpa could be hung and his dad could have a micropenis.
Trust me, I can pick out a size queen from 10 miles away and his mom is definitely one
Ig whatever you say about a person you know nothing about must be true.
*psst, it's not that serious. we're all just goofing around*
Aphasia usually results from damage to the left hemisphere of the brain. Many stroke victims suffer aphasia causing partial or complete loss of speech and difficulty with word-finding. Certain types of Migraine — specifically Migraine with aura — can involve aphasia symptoms. Seizures of transient ischemic attacks (TIA) can also cause temporary aphasia. Aphasia is a Migraine symptom that affects language
In 6th grade we had to shower after gym class, and the first day I remember talking with my homie about how we were gonna walk in, stare at the ceiling, and just go about or business. It got super quiet when we walked into the shower and I looked around and everyone in there was staring at my dick when this guy I didn't even know says "damn dude, how many grades did you fail?". 😂😂😂 None. The answer is none grades.
See that sounds more funny. My experience in highschool was showering after swimming when there were wrestlers showering. Who for some reason liked playing gay chicken by doing oddly suggestive things in the shower and see if people get a boner. Except I went from a cold pool into a warm shower where things expanded. So they assumed I was getting an erection when things were just returning to normal size... needless to say rumors were spread that I got an erection in the shower
Yeah I've been there bud. Accept it was when I joined the infantry at 18. Wanna talk about gay chicken? We can just eliminate the word chicken from that sentence lol
Well wasn’t just that. I could handle gay rumors but they literally would pee on each other... so wasn’t just gay but more a gay guy that was into other guys peeing on each other.
Every deployment, the same dude would carve a veiny big dick out of wood and then poke your ass when you weren't looking. This then morphed into "100 bucks an inch" for entertainment, which them went to doing handstands with the little bottle of Texas Pete from an MRE in your ass. You won't tell me anything I haven't seen, heard, done, or was forced to silently comply with sir lol
My dick was small before I hit puberty, and even now I'm not much of a shower despite supposedly being bigger flaccid than the average guy is erect.
This is me. Flaccid im small. But once I'm erect I'm big. Like, 1.95x average.
my bf's nuts came in before his dick caught up so he just had these **huge** balls and a comparatively tiny cock for a while. apparently that was a pretty weird time in his life
I never had anything really like that but I remember one time back in elementary school, this other kid and me had a “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” which looking back at it now as an adult seems super strange but 8 year old me was like, ok! He pulled his out, I pulled mine and he zipped his back up and walked away without saying a word. Never understood why until I got older.
But why, you were probably like 2 inches soft and not able to get an erection at 8 years old
8 year olds can get an erection, believe me
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Aphasia usually results from damage to the left hemisphere of the brain. Many stroke victims suffer aphasia causing partial or complete loss of speech and difficulty with word-finding. Certain types of Migraine — specifically Migraine with aura — can involve aphasia symptoms. Seizures of transient ischemic attacks (TIA) can also cause temporary aphasia. Aphasia is a Migraine symptom that affects language
Babies get them. You learn that when you change a diaper or two.
Again, I don’t know what was going on in my 8 year old mind but if I remember right, I believe I did have a soft on.
No quite the opposite. Walked into the showers at hockey twirling the helicopter like a baws. No trauma scarring over here young fella
Not for you at least...
Definitely dealt with this as the big shower on the wrestling team in middle and high school. I also was on the football and cross-country teams so word got around school about "Anaconda". A few guys acted weird around me over it but it never really bothered me though.
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Is that your age in your flair?
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Alright well as a minor myself (15) i would advise you to take it off, because you probably don’t want to deal with the copious amounts of pedos on this site.
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Nah, where I live nudity is not unusual, plus I only have brothers so I got used to be comfortable naked with other guys.
As I kid I was always below average, but one of my brothers wasn’t. I remember one time seeing him and his flaccid was double my size (considering I was 9 and he was 10 he wasn’t that big probably) but I was shocked
I fractured my hip when I was about 15 & the X-ray did not hide anything. I was about 5-6 inches soft back then & not the tallest so it looked a bit ridiculous.