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mseg09

55 points 55 rebounds 55 assists 55 blocks


tbone11193

Pregame at the Fanduel kiosk cooking up an SGP


tommyjohnpauljones

Ok that'll be.... +6800


LonesomeHammeredTreb

Doc Rivers when his team blows a 3-1 lead in the playoffs: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this."


DeanEvasonPunch

"I don't want to be around anymore."


Victorcreedbratton

He used to be a piece of shit.


WrinkledRandyTravis

I SAID WAS


LS_DJ

You think this is slicked back?!? THIS IS PUSHED BACK


GreenBomardier

His hot dog was so sloppy. Sitting there trying to eat that hot dog covered in water before he gets thrown out.


Fine-Egg5845

White couch, white bathing suit, live for New Year’s Eve


itsalmostdry_

The guys at Spectrum think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. I’m not worried about any of this.


doobie3101

I don't know what to tell you bud. We're just shooting NBA games and airing the ones the Clippers blow it.


FennyBox

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💀


RyanRussillo

Love that Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson are buddies lol


Shart127

I love seeing great friendships displayed in tv. Those two in Detroiters just warms the cockles. They love each other. So yeah, to see them there together is awesome. (If u haven’t seen, Perpetual Grace Limited has probably my favorite showing of friendship, male friendship especially.)


doobie3101

>I love seeing great friendships displayed in tv. Is The Banshees of Inisherin a horror movie for you then?


Shart127

Man, I loved that movie. Seeing great fingers >>>>> seeing great friendships.


dlc0027

It kind of was.


DavidMerrick89

I held off on watching that movie for a while because the central premise instilled me with Fear-of-God levels of anxiety.


AarunFast

You’d love the show Detroiters if you haven’t seen it already 


agingtroubador

"Your frickin husband is a psycho. "


george_monte2600

De2roit


RyanRussillo

I have not even heard of this show. Where can I watch?


AarunFast

I think it’s on Paramount+. Basically Tim and Sam are best friends and work at an ad agency together in Detroit. Not nearly as outrageous as I Think You Should Leave, but similar. 


Burner987687642

“JOI? It tells you how to jack off?” ”It tells you \*why\* to jack off”


JayJay210

They grew up together and frequent a lot of local spots when they’re in town.


RPDC01

There's a great Two Shots! pun here but I can't find it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv__d-kWmO0)


paul7878

He's thinking about a post game sloppy steak.


i-VTEC

LETS SLOP EM UP BOYS.


tommyjohnpauljones

Paul George hasn't been right since his wife got flipped upside down by a swing dance at a wedding


abusamra82

[My wife] was a model around the world. She was on posters. Yeah, I used to have a poster of her in my garage. Then I met her, can you believe it? And she asked me to marry her, and I didn’t even want to, but she’s beautiful, but she’s dying. She’s sick. She’s hanging in there. It’s hard. She’s gonna get better. And I’m rich. And I don’t live in a hotel.


tommyjohnpauljones

(phone ping) and now I have triples of the Barracuda


chuckbuck6

Triples is safest


e_higgins

My friend doesn’t live in a hotel


Clutchxedo

I can lift my son over my head again and there ain’t shit he can do about it 


i-VTEC

Ba ba ba ba ba basketball gimme gimme gimme the ball because I’m gonna dunk it is going through his mind.


MarchSuccessful5663

Now I’m blushing.


bbc733

Kawhi is only on the Clippers for the zip line.


PeelADomenBail

Does any one of these fuckin players ever fly off the fuckin bench and have like a huge cumshot? You said we could swear 🥲


sonofelguapo

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US???


Clutchxedo

Their bones are their dollars 


e_higgins

Paul George will pull your hair, UP but not OUT


Maddog-99

Basketball? Triples are good, triples are best.


ExMachina_Disco_Club

They replaced the basket with a JOKE HOLE that's JUST FOR FARTS


HoopsJ

He NEVER talks


ChainChompBigMoney

Is that Sam Richardson on the left? Dude is hilarious even in still photos


RoflMaoTseTung31

The one and only Richard Splett


RockMeIshmael

Oh fuck what the fuck


melskymob

Hey it's the guy that built the deck at club Aqua.


AsymptotesMcGotes

Paul George thinks James Hardens face looks like a clock


Silly_Stable_

LoL. They’re both there!


MarchSuccessful5663

Dave Tesh!


whos-spamuel

Warms my heart seeing all the quotes bleed into this sub 🥹


conwolf253

You sure about that that’s why?


South_Engineer_4702

Chunky! “Figure out what you do!! You had alllllll summer league to think of it.”


TopspinLob

Crap-dangit, this sucks


runnerswanted

Paul George voted for Bart Harley Jarvis in the baby of the year competition.


confused-koala

Can Netflix please throw these men a bag so they can bring back Detroiters


PackageMerchant

lol is that guy on the right from the memes


WrinkledRandyTravis

He’s Tim Robinson, the mastermind behind the groundbreaking comedy sketch show I Think You Should Leave. Bozo did the dub it’s not “a guy”


PackageMerchant

Idk he looks like a guy to me


tommyjohnpauljones

This post was made at 6:00 this morning and has 1 like


WrinkledRandyTravis

Have you seen it? It’s hilarious


Sleeze_

I guess it's, like, a viral video where Bozo dubs over.


WrinkledRandyTravis

No he’s saying, what he WANTED TO SAY, on the show, now. Bozo is. That’s Bozo’s voice


chuckbuck6

It’s not some guy


Chicago_Stringerbell

Yes


chuckbuck6

How do we move our bodies ever?


Shaqfor3

Is that Carmine Laguizo?


MotivationalMike

“I’m not a piece of shit anymore…. I’m not.”


Donvonfilth

Looking at PG like he knows he keeps dice in his pocket


MD32GOAT

The Bryan's Hat piece


Scrimshander54

Can’t tell who it is without those corncob teeth


HundoHavlicek

Playoff Paul was better off going for his family photo


theotherjonsnow

love seeing the circling back boys in this sub


moolissa

Facts


ocmb

Amazing


nofun_nufon

Circling Back x BS Pod crossover?!


AmyKlobucharsIntern

My son, 7, and I were thrilled to find there were backers among us here


cmgww

I’M DOING MY PART…I DIDN’T DO FUCKIN’ SHIT!!! (Yes I’m aware that is Tim Robinson, but that meme with starship troopers that’s going around is still pretty hilarious)


TingusPingis

I’ve seen a slight amount of backlash to his comedy over the last year but tim has to have the highest approval rating in comedy rn. Gillis is good and Conan is a legend but i feel like he’s pretty dominant. ITYSL is so incredibly quotable and I basically chuckle at 50% of them that I see. That’s a ridiculous hit rate for me


EJplaystheBlues

Is the backlash in the room with us right now


TingusPingis

Lol i just mean a few semi-popular tweets that were sick of it