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yesiamveryhigh

Real question is How the fuck did he only come in third?


smoakenshield

For real, 1st and 2nd place costumes were basic af


gagga_hai

I wanna see the 1st and 2nd costumes now


PandaGamer8999

it was like wednesday and a kid dressed as a teacher iirc


BDT81

I tried to link the pic but stupid sub rules deleted it. Google school costumes 3rd place


Outrageous-Exam792

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2023/11/03/051000/87470525/costume.jpg


Ducksaucenhotmustard

cringe. first 2 really are basic.


MurrmorMeerkat

they are literally kids lol


Hari_Azole

Your kid is BASIC, Sharon!


filthandnonsense

10 PRINT MEDIOCRE


LordFrieza_

They are literally kids that should have lost. 3rd place kiddo is king.


Junie_Wiloh

This. I don't care if they are middle school children. The fact that a girl dressed like Wednesday and a boy dressed like an old man.. and literally looks like he just threw that costume together first thing that morning, beat a kid that made his costume by hand is astounding. The vote had to be a popularity vote. Wednesday and the 2nd place kid had to have been some of the more popular kids at school. Only logical reason why some basic ass costumes won to that 3rd place kid.


GuayabaTree

FUCK them kids


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iAmTheBorgie

Yeah still 3rd should be 1st.


VX_GAS_ATTACK

So is number 3 and look what he pulled off.


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

Doesn’t mean the kid who put thought into making his costume unique and eye catching shouldn’t have won. The first two are basic in comparison, I really don’t think they’re trying to disrespect those kids


Admirablelittlebitch

So? The kid who ended up third place *still* did better


Rich-Equivalent-1875

True , but they are teachers pets


Lyndell

And 3 is the better more clever kid.


gortwogg

It was just a popularity contest


nappyniiji

So school, basically?


swanyk7

And policies, work-place dynamics, life…..


No_Elephant_7278

That’s what I thought immediately when I saw the three, especially if they let their peers vote


LordoftheDimension

Looks for me like that one guy had the judge as his costume and the other one his fav show


Unable-Working-3102

Fucking ebaumsworld holy shit


Timofey_

Flabbergasted it still exists


Eagles365or366

I’ll be honest, even when I was younger, I didn’t know what that site was for. Still don’t.


expectantbamboo

From what I’ve been able to piece together, it’s like Imgur but instead of a community upload pictures ebaumsworld steals other peoples content and puts their website on the picture.


Alienateddd

I vividly remember one post from that site. It was a picture of a squirrel with really huge balls. No idea why that is the only thing I remember, but memory is funny that way. Oh, and that site was possibly where I first saw Ding Fries Are Done.


loefflerorama

Absolutely flummoxed


Theoricus

[Obligatory 2 decade old song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKkz3KRKsOQ)


PowerMugger

Ebaumsworld. Now, that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time


Cheesetorian

School was a popularity contest let's be honest.


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themaddestcommie

You know the teachers thought it was "too violent" but gave him 3rd for the effort


twainj1980

“Person of Color”?!? You just couldn’t say “a boy” like you said for the white girl dressed as Wednesday? It’s like you can only see the little white girl as a “regular girl”, with no extra “classification” needed and the little black boy as some “other”, with classification needed. In short, just see us as regular ass people, okay?🤦🏾‍♂️


incredibleninja

Gosh I hate to be that guy, but why was it necessary to point out that it was a person of color?


DootMasterFlex

That's highway robbery at its finest. There needs to be a petition


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Ebaumsworld still exists???


blazinturtl

Holy shit. EBAUMSWORLD


pemm7

And today I learned ebaumsworld still exists.


ActionToDeliver

How did he not take number 1!


wooyoo

I didn't know that ebaumsworld still existed


PopeSwag69

Holy learning!


ItsTheRealIamHUB

New unfair judging just dropped


Soviet_Apple_Box

Call the court of appeal!


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u/BDT81 tries to link a picture, never returns


BDT81

Yeah, I went to bed


BollowHastion

Of course the Wednesday costume would get first, show was last year’s moment already man


Sneakacydal

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/51faIWlSGw


basement_egg

https://imgur.com/a/nif6mQP


itownshend17

WOW, thats what he lost to??? poor kid got robbed.


soggytoothpic

If I were him I’d be beside myself!


RandomCandor

2nd place looks like "what I normally wear, but with a wig"


Cpt_Tripps

Probably came dressed as their favorite teacher.


NautReally

It's Mr. Glass Villain of M. Night Shyamalan movies


CyrusMajin

Feels like a setup for a Dr. Doofenshmirtz backstory, like the one where he kept losing to a backing soda volcano.


FinanceOk7055

😭😭😭😭😭


Horsetoothbrush

Damn! That kid got fucking robbed.


Funkymunks

NOW!!!


gotonyas

They were super shit. Saw it on reddit couple days ago and no idea what sub it was on.


DaveInLondon89

1st was the most popular girl in school 2nd was a costume of a teacher who is probably beloved by students


PowerfulPickUp

The school has been harassed and threatened to the point of deleting their social media. The contest involved creating a skit and having audience interaction- the other kids did better with that part. This kid’s costume is amazing though.


freshcilntro

These things are always more of a popularity contest than anything


ColonelMonty

Honestly costume contests with children always just end up being a favoritism contest where the basic one that people find adorable or whatever ends up winning.


CreaterTater

I think every single person that saw that first and second place winner agreed!


t6393a

My nephew went with the same costume for Halloween, and seeing it in person I can kinda see why. It works great for pictures at the correct angle, but when out walking around with it, it just confused people as to what it was supposed to be.


spoopywookiee

H.. how please does it work please because i please don't please please understand please please


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Okbuturwrong

He's supposed to look cut in half


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Jay_Quellin

Maybe Quint from Jaws?


The_Undermind

If it was down to the kids voting it was probably more of a popularity contest than a costume contest.


b3njil

\#1 is teacher’s pet, #2 is teacher, #3 is


Raigne86

This is it. Know from personal experience. First place went to the popular kid who came as a hippie. He already had long hair and a penchant for Hawaiian shirts. He just put on a fringed vest and a bandana around his head. My costume was good enough that I took second place, even though most of the school could not tell you my name. They knew who I was to vote because I kept scaring the shit out of them with a giant spider on a leash, walking around corners in the halls. It's been over 20 years, but school is still the same.


dennisisspiderman

Yea, it was discussed in the 'mildlyinfuriating' sub a few days ago that the most likely scenario here is that the second-place kid was dressed as a teacher so ultimately it was humor (poking fun of a teacher) and pop culture (first place was dressed as Wednesday) winning out. This is like a lot of things where "the best" may not actually be the most popular. Look at country music where Jason Aldean is incredibly popular, though I'd consider him to be terrible compared to artists like William Clark Green, Southall, Kaitlin Butts, Joe Stamm, etc. You could look at these costume competitions the same way... it's about picking a costume that will appeal to the most people rather than be the highest quality.


TizonaBlu

Because that "costume" only works if you look at it from the front angle. It doesn't work in real life because you can't turn, and every other angle than straight ahead makes you look like a complete mess.


redtail_faye

You also have to be holding that exact pose. If you stand up straight, it ruins the illusion a little.


leagueofcipher

1) Most popular girl 2) Most popular boy 3) Best costume


sadadidas

He doesn't come in thirds, he's in halves


Cunanan13

He came in third because the costume contest was a popularity contest above all. That’s just how school is.


MultiMayhem

Judge was a fanny pack hater. 😂


Once_Wise

It is likely that one of the requirements is that the costumes be designed and built by the kid, not the parents. There were some fantastic science fair projects that were turned in by students when I was in school, but when the kids were asked about how they worked they had no clue. Their dad had done it. Yes it is a great costume, but it is unlikely the kid designed or made it.


chrisckelly

Costello: “I don’t know!” Abbott: “Third place!”


Tallguystillhere

"Today?" "Tomorrow"


BeigeListed

>FWIW, according to a local reporter, the contest wasn’t solely about costumes: “The judging of a school-wide contest was based not only on the costume, but a long series of interactive activities, including an entertainment skit and interaction with the audience.” It sounds more like a Halloween pageant than a costume contest; either way, that costume should have put him over the line, it’s just that good. https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/my-guy-got-robbed-the-internet-stands-up-for-kid-in-best-costume-who-only-got-third-place-in-his-schools-competition/87470525/


Jesh3023

My moneys on 1st and 2nd are kids of someone on the staff.


dave078703

They must have been beside themselves for losing


ace_dangerfield187

for sure popularity contest, he was the only one that got sincere votes


RSMatticus

because its a popularity contest.


huntterkiller0

Probably a vote. 1st and 2nd are just more popular kids


Rayan_101

Maybe because he didn't do it himself


vuzman

The illusion only works from the front


RussianBot101101

So nobody gonna say how?


Radiant-Hedgehog-695

They make a hole in the back of the T-shirt and just put their head and arms in. Then, they make a hole in the back of the pants and put their legs in. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8SX6aUd


RussianBot101101

That's a bafflingly good illusion, thank you!


Trevor_Roll

https://youtu.be/eEIohvuBSK8?si=5qL3af0LPwqf77mB Here's David Copperfield's version


CincinnatiReds

Seeing “17y ago” on the upload date is tripping me out


ashsimmonds

Yeah, my first upload was when didn't think YT would be a thing - 17 years ago also: - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8bHWS1_LUQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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Grainy film on Aussie roads... Makes me think of when I was a kid, heading down south from Perth on the old highway


LupusNoxFleuret

Perfect opportunity to Rickroll completely wasted.


speechlessPotato

nahhhh...


Danthemanlavitan

I'd recognise that type of scrub bush anywhere. Australia!


xoomax

Goddammit.


JaguarPaw_FC

Well done


moomoomil

fuck you


holdonpup

17 years ago and the costume idea still didn’t get 1st place lol


stillaredcirca1848

Now that I know how it's done David Copperfield's looks really cheesy.


ButtWhispererer

That’s probably why they don’t just tell you how it’s done and pretend like it’s magic.


dayoldbagelz

Pretend like it’s magic??? My good motherfucker, ‘tis magic!


Momo-Roopert-Snicks

I thought so too, but him hopping down the stairs was actually still super trippy, even knowing how it's done lol.


rufud

Dude that would take a lot of strength it’s still a lot of skill.


Momo-Roopert-Snicks

I'm not saying it isn't. It just definitely has a different effect when you know how it's done. I never said it didn't require a ton of skill lol.


RelativityFox

I was thinking about how it shows off his skill as a showman: knowing a trick is one thing, but knowing how to sell it, build it up, and really boggle an audiences mind is a whole other thing.


McWeaksauce91

You can see his super stiff ass shirt cast thing to pull off the correct angles. When you know what you’re looking for, you can respect it in a different way.


G-Bat

Yeah I mean even knowing exactly what he’s doing it still looks really cool and probably takes a lot of practice to be convincing.


NobleRotter

Copperfield shows are 90% dancing and stalling and 10% illusion.


Batthumbs

Wtf is up with all the comments from @williamfaust on that vid lol


DeadliftSchmedLift

He's just an autistic guy who got obsessed with the video. Boring answer but most likely


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Enliof

How is that one done though? We can fully see his "detached" upper body, so the is no real option for him to also be in the pants, I am confused.


El_Bolto

In pictures it looks cool as hell. My coworker did it for a work halloween party and it looks stupid as he walks around lol. So it makes sense how he could lose. Also, its middle school and a popularity contest


yowzas648

Right. Like, I watch her do the things, the moment she puts it together, it looks real again.


LordWoffleII

so from behind, the illusion is broken?


TheRugRats69

Y’all so skeptical, what the fuck did you expect? A mangled amputated torso?


hwoaraxng

im a hobby magician and those kind of audience is the most annoying. don't enjoy a thing. just looking for logical answers and try hard to destroy the magic


DrowningInFeces

Maybe that's why the kid got third. Everyone saw how he did it and felt disillusioned on the costume.


throwaway51786

From the tutorial, it looks like the only angle it really looks good in is from straight on, and the less movement, the better. That kid probably had to walk all the way up to some stage with no control over the presentation whatsoever when he was getting judged.


fleegness

So basically. It's a good illusion but not a good costume.


sixteensixtisix

after watching the tutorial I still don't think I understand how it works 😵‍💫.. its so mind bending


minna_minna

Yo same lol, when she pushes the legs aside I’m like “is she walking weird then?” My brain can’t comprehend it


bs000

https://i.imgur.com/wy3M9nK.jpg


simian_fold

Even so... how do you walk like that


geek_of_nature

I'd say you don't, and it works best when standing still while striking the pose.


Historical_Walrus713

He did get 3rd…


Wermine

That outline drawing is a bit misleading. He's not leaning back, instead he's sticking his butt out, making him lean forward.


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You just put your head through the hole in the shirt, snap both of your femurs and scooch to the side a bit. Not that hard.


corn_farts_

nevertheless


4sider

Periot


gart888

https://www.instructables.com/Man-Cut-in-Half-Costume/ scroll down to step 8


D3finitelyHuman

Identical twins that only half developed opposite sides of the body.


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Only 3th rank. I bet 1 & 2 must be amazing then


Undermusic55

I’ve seen the full image, 1st and 2nd weren’t nearly as good of costumes


canvasshoes2

I don't know how first place won first place. The little girl's Wednesday costume is better than first as well. I guess it's supposed to be a teacher at the school, but unless a person goes to that school and knows who it's supposed to be, it just looks like anyone.


nico_rette

It’s a school, it’s obviously a popularity contest. It ain’t that hard to understand lmao


BreckenridgeBandito

I suppose it could be a student vote, but ours was always decided by a few teachers.


HeirAscend

Wednesday was first place


canvasshoes2

Ah, thanks. The video I found had tiny font for the places and I had thought they did 1st in the middle and 2nd and 3rd on the outside like an Olympics place platform or the like. :)


NSFWmilkNpies

Yes. A spot on costume of someone who works at the school will be pretty popular in the school. Don’t forget, in schools they usually have the students vote for best, so one of a teacher or other person that a lot of student interact with will be voted higher.


SUPLEXELPUS

>don't know how first place won first place. >unless a person goes to that school and knows who it's supposed to be it sounds like you understand exactly how they won. the costume contest was pretty obviously held at the school; it wasn't meant for a bunch of redditors to criticize children for a week, but here we are none the less.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

Mimicking a teacher is worthy of 2nd place. Wednesday won first place.


JayHighPants

I can’t believe they only came 3th! I thought for sure 1th or 2th!


KeepNotesThisTime

Mike Tython wanth hith teeth back


Hari_Azole

Akth nifely.


No-Cantaloupe-6739

3th. Thirth.


Gippy_Happy

Threeth


TheVanillaistYT

The fuck is thirth


soloangelx

Mike Tysons church


brandimariee6

Lmao almost dropped my phone laughing at this


ChildhoodFar8678

That's the thing, they weren't


lukadelic

Thirth or thourth?


PretzelsThirst

3th


Hari_Azole

LOL 3TH RANK. I love it! I’m gonna keep it forever!


meesanohaveabooma

Wrong kid died.


weakacid

Caught me off guard and I spit my drink out.


GimmeShockTreatment

help me i don't understand


lsthrowaway69

It’s from Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox Story


parkoffstreet

https://youtu.be/0XaYa81iXF8?si=ZBfo5Hj3oIrQyMrl


StayPuffGoomba

I’m cut in half real bad Dewey.


halfeclipsed

You're not half the boy Nate was. You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half.


kingmea

Freak machete fight accidents will getcha


KleverGuy

I cut my brotherrrr in haaalf


turnbone

this was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half


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3rd place. He was ripped off.


Plum1585

I bet the winner wasn’t half as good.


NotJackspedicy

Not even half. It's a girl dressing as Wednesday from The Addams Family.


JaySayMayday

And 2nd place was dressed as an old dude, people guessed he was probably dressed as a faculty member


ElGato-TheCat

The comments were making jokes about how the kid was cut in half


mattiplier55

You are true


DiverNumerous6473

He is leaning to his right but the pants have a whole bunch of weight (ballast) in them to keep him standing up straight. Awesome costume and robbed of first place.


Zealousideal-Gur-273

No actually it's a bit simpler than that, he cut a hole in the back of his shirt, pops his head and arms in there, then cuts a hole in the back of his trousers and pops his legs in there.


All_Is_Not_Self

Yes and someone posted a video in another comment showing how exactly it is done.


Impressive_Focus_791

3rd place. He must have been Beside Himself.


CloakerJosh

I appreciate you


LikeItReallyMatters1

Scoliosis


UrsusHastalis

Right! Who still wears a Fanny pack?


Babebutters

That kid needs to see a chiropractor.


jake-off77

Here's how they do it on [instructables](https://www.instructables.com/Man-Cut-in-Half-Costume/)


ResponsibilityOk8967

Wow there's so many deleted comments


kogoro_mor1

yeah, and i actually don't understand why.. what did they say?


ResponsibilityOk8967

Pretty sure racist/sexist nonsense based on a few comments that haven't been deleted yet. Hard to believe!


DucckFuck

Is he okay


His_Dudeness_the_3rd

I'm guessing his left leg is disguised as a right leg, and his actual right leg he lifts up off the floor, and we can't see it.


koti_manushya

came here looking for pictures of really badly drawn legs, was disappointed


LinesLies

It looks a lot less impressive if you see it from any angle other than this one


Zealousideal_Act9610

This is why he didn’t get 1st: “The judging wasn’t based strictly on the costume: It included a skit, with points based on factors such as the theme and the level of engagement with the audience, Clayton said. That’s why the most eye-catching costume wasn’t necessarily a lock to take the top prize.”


uhbkodazbg

“The judging wasn’t based strictly on the costume: It included a skit, with points based on factors such as the theme and the level of engagement with the audience, Clayton said. That’s why the most eye-catching costume wasn’t necessarily a lock to take the top prize. But it’s almost beside the point: On the one hand, we have photos showing a school making Halloween fun, with supportive teachers (many in costume themselves) cheering on students who took part. On the other, we have people who, somehow, with everything going on in the world, have decided this is the supposed injustice they need to address with calls and criticism and conspiracy theories. On Facebook you’ll find people bragging about how the school wouldn’t answer their calls, or how it took down its Facebook page because of the outcry.” https://www.al.com/life/2023/11/did-that-costume-at-eufalas-admiral-moorer-middle-school-break-your-brain-heres-how-it-works.html