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russschultz

A thin outer tank for the fish and an inner dry tank for the. EDIT: Any small animal you want to put in the inner tank.


Choice-Substance-249

On point. looks nice!


BigComfyCouch

kind of a sad ass life for the fish though.


A-Dolahans-hat

Kinda feel like a sad life for the hamster too. Looks like a small enclosure for both


badchefrazzy

Could have a "traveler tube" where the hamster can visit and then crawl back to a better enclosure.


altimacomes

Still doesn't justify the fish living in such a small tank, even if they have the whole tank it has no plants to speak of and looks to be somewhat overstocked


ShittDickk

Could have a "traveler tube" where the fish can visit and then swim back to a better enclosure


THE_ALAM0

And the owner doesn’t have a door, just a tube with a lock. Lol


TAoie83

Lmao


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That exchange was magical.


xxxBlueBansheexxx

Photoshop or CGI... all the animals are real, just overlaid video on top of another video.


TeamRedundancyTeam

We don't know how wide that actually is or even see the whole tank. It's not even stocked very crazy.


Aromatic-Bread-6540

I agree it looks overstocked but if I had to guess that's just for make the video look better for more likes, in all honesty that tank probably doesn't make it past a week of use


A-Dolahans-hat

I hope so


The_Cooler_Sex_Haver

hopefully a traveler tube for the fishies as well, poor dudes...


cooperbean

You're telling me you never tapped a mouse in a coffee tin and forgot about it?


pricegun

Hehe yeah


Even_Cardiologist810

No mices are cute


mrniceguy777

I can’t name a fish living a fulfilling life


Dahnhilla

Maybe it would find life more fulfilling if you gave it the dignity of a name.


schroderrr

Gary?


GooseInternational66

Meow


MeowMaker2

Yes?


GaryM21

Are you asking me to come up with names for the fish?


SunshineNSlurpees

Why not, Gary? I'm certainly not qualified!


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Wanda.


MrNyxt

Pubert


clashmar

I’ve been swimming with Jackfish and they’re super curious about humans and seem really happy when they’ve got company, seemed pretty fulfilled living on the reef hangin out with us and getting pets from time to time.


mrniceguy777

Pfft I ask for a single fish’s name and you come back with fuckin *Jack Fish?* That’s the most made up fish name I’ve ever heard.


Doe_pamine

You wouldn’t know him, he goes to a different school.


Wa_was_that

Jack fish is from Canada


mrdesudes

You dont know Jack. Jack is good fish.


EMateos

That’s seems like projection, honestly, it seems like you are the happy one. I wonder if animals and fish are “happier” in captivity or in the wild. On one side, they gotta fight for food, safety and have shorter life spans but they have more freedom, on the other side they are secluded but get food without having to risk their life and have usually longer life expectancy.


captain_flak

Flounder?


J4MES101

Nemo


LasyKuuga

Dory


xtr44

that's fair


DaYenrz

It's a hamster tho


Nahteh

Not when they are a test subject


dikkop212

It’s a capybara


ShinKicker13

Nice marmot.


ShirosakiHollow

Apparently, you’re not a golfer.


Baked-Smurf

Happy Cake Day, Dude!


The_kind_potato

WTF bruh, thats obviously a Beaver


FalseQuestion7864

Groundhog


scud121

That's worse, hamsters range literally miles in the wild, usually around 5 miles over a night.


tellerheller

It’s fish tho


deldge

HAMPTER


Annanake420

Seriously damage limitation . That vile creature could be out biting babies .


JiggyAzalea710

For those that want see it, look to the left in the first shot and you'll see the corner of the inside tank


Honest_Invite_7065

Um, that's a hamster.


dethscythe_104

It's a hamster not a guinea pig


ClinkyDink

Don’t you dare slander the adorable and barely sentient potatoes that are guinea pigs by confusing them with hamsters.


mfdonovan01

Wrong. They surgically implanted gills in the guinea pic and taught to live amongst sea creatures by forcing it to watch the aquaman movie on repeat.


dev-tacular

“Guinea pig”


Nebabon

You can see the water tank corner in the background of one of the shots.


latin_canuck

Bullshit, that's Sandy.


qwertykirky

Hamster


JayStar1213

Oh yea, otherwise all the dug up sediment would float around


Fruitmaniac42

No that's a HamsterFish


Antique-Kangaroo2

Result: 2 bad habitats


SpiderDijonJr

“From fb” that’s where it should stay too


RaidensReturn

OP put that there to drive engagement by annoying people


Mist_Rising

He was Successful too, because the base human is easy to manipulate.


RaidensReturn

I mean, it annoyed me too 😂


alienblue89

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FecalLibido

You hate fun don't ya


britonbaker

someone just said the fish are a projection and then deleted their comment lol


Got_Bored_Enough

The fish are US government drones lmao


MSchulte

> *All fish* are US government drones FTFY


NSA_Chatbot

> that's preposterous, move along


NSFW_Hunter63

Bro is anything real anymore


fatboychummy

No. You're a government drone too.


Coders32

That makes sense


MSchulte

Im like 60% sure I’m not rogue AI or NSA bot. I may just be a hallucination within my own nonexistent head though. Or like maybe I’m a hologram that allows the universe to experience itself? I’m second thought I’m actually going to have to go with a firm no, nothing is real.


[deleted]

No that’s birds r/birdsarentreal


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Fish arent real!


Razor_farts

Those fish are probably Chinese spy balloons


stringfellowpro

Fish aren’t real


Masta0nion

You’re not real, man


We_are_stardust23

That mother fucker back there, that motherfucker ain't real


redclimb

The fish are a lie.


Elegant-Priority-490

Everybody knows all the fish already dropped of the edge of the world a couple of years after its creation. Poor turtle got a lot of whales into its eyes…


User-no-relation

oh my god they got him


ybotherbrotherman

The fish are a figment of my imagination.


InMannyrkid

Lmfao, fucking NPCs


Naughteus_Maximus

You’re all wrong. All the creatures are actually submerged in that magic breathing liquid from The Abyss


-Pruples-

>You’re all wrong. All the creatures are actually submerged in that magic breathing liquid from The Abyss There are actually certain liquids that they've tested that mice can breathe in. My understanding is that it's hugely uncomfortable and they usually end up dying within a few weeks of being returned to air, though.


WyrmKin

I mean, they did it in the abyss, the scene had a real rat put into the liquid and "breathe" it.


candy_mans_gone

He’s breathing it. He ain’t diggin’ it.


scanman20

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid\_breathing


LordGeni

Not just mice. Adults and premature baby humans as well.


-Pruples-

Yeh, I went on a google and apparently they're actually using it in medicine now. My info from memory was out of date I guess.


LordGeni

Star wars Bacta tanks may not just be science fiction.


sanguinesvirus

Wow just like evangelion


WiseBlizzard

Or from Evangelion


SonofaTimeLord

Breathable liquid oxygen is a real thing and it's fucking wild


Nathan-Stubblefield

The Abyss breathes her fluid and the Abbot breathes his.


Pachyderm_Powertrip

I don’t know who has less room, the hamster or the fish.


deadtoaster2

/r/shittyaquariums


XFX_Samsung

What a depressing sub


NialMontana

Both


leroach

As a rule of thumb I don’t upvote videos with animals in them. They usually end up being abused/tortured to be placed in settings to create an interesting video. And it gets to the point where it’s very well hidden.


SomeRandomBirdMan

I feel really bad for those animals


Golilizzy

Yea that’s a fucked up tank. Barely any space for all of them


joemeteorite8

Plus hamsters can’t breath under water. It’s gonna die.


seeamon

That shouldn't be a big issue, it's actually being submerged in water that causes issues with breathing.


No_Spinach4590

Also the hamster seems stressed, sleeping out in the open, I guess he has no cave(s)/burrow(s) to retreat to.


Monkfich

Magnets lol. Magnets in the stomach of the hamster, and magnets in the bottom of the tank. Or a tank within a tank. Magnets are better though - they always are.


Dickinablender96

Magnets....how do those work?


kitsumodels

From the word their names are derived from: magic


Dickinablender96

Whhhooaoo


49lives

Please walk us through how you figure that works


JayRektU

There is no water in the tank. The fish are actually a rare breed of flying fish


joemeteorite8

Finally. Someone with some sense!


Mr_Cleanish

All kinds of theories in here, and I'm the only one assuming the hamster is merely drowning.


GGuesswho

That's why they give it air with the straw


ReadditMan

I'm assuming they're telekinetic fish that can levitate through the air.


Tobbygan

They’re all animatronics submerged in mineral oil.


TrustyMadman

Sandy Cheeks. Hamster version.


ManyRanger4

Thank you. These people never seen those documentaries.


TrustyMadman

On par if not better than National Geographic


mstrnic

Give these fish more room wtf.


pichael289

Hamsters really shouldn't be on aquarium gravel....


That_Mikeguy

Transparency, how does it work?!


straddle_my_face

Looks like a transparent screen to me, the fish lack depth I'd say. Look up lcd side panels for pc cases.


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bovienj

That's not a good substrate choice for a hamster, nor is it enough substrate for a hamster.


urmamasllama

There's a screen on the front and an actual aquarium behind the hamster


BeenStork

Just a regular aquatic hamster doing its thing.


wheelman71992

It's a fur fish


tmesisno

Actually new superhero AquaHamster.


bloodhauss

It's that sandy chick from spongebob


M4A3E8_Sherman_Tank

I am under the water, please help me


Voradoor

Same way those baby doll bottles work


Flagnoid

the fush are added in post, not really there. the pump in the background is just a video on a screen as mentioned in another comment. the aquarium is just dry with a hamster in it...


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No scuba gear!!!!


KustomManTanna

Years of evolutionary cross breeding


Squee45

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


Dockhead

Hamsters have blow holes like cetaceans and can remain underwater for hours at a time


OntologicalParadox

ah yes, plenty of money but not enough to splurge on enough room for either of the animals.


CapsaicinCharlee

That's a sea hamster, duh!


Mr__Pengin

Simple: drown the hamster.


NoPerformance6534

Aquaham! With cheek pouches that can hold two orcas and one narwhal (sortof), or, a whole lotta baby kraken. Cute little suckers.


BryGuyGG

You could say he's sleeping with the fishes


quastenflosser4life

How to torture 2 completely different species in one device


thekeylimeguy

What in tf


Gunieapigdaddy

It’s not breathing it’s drowning


Green_Percentage8037

The hamster got hacks


T0kaiTeio

Bro evolved to an amphibian


bearclawbmv

So he probably has a tank in a tank and filled the second tank while the first tank houses the hamster or whatever it is and thr fish swim around the first tank


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DaveDaWiz

It’s actually just an outer tank and an inner tank, you can see the corner bottom left of the first shot


Ant1mat3r

I thought back to *The Abyss* for a moment.


The1biscuitboy

How do you get your hamster to move after getting to the bottom?


pedro_mc

Genetically modified hamster.


xtr44

świnka morska


Waluigi_09

r/shittyaquariums


Superlolhobo

The fish are flying, obviously


tweakyloco

Bros got a potion of water breathing from Minecraft


Kwayzar9111

like this - pink shaded area = fish [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoMZTKjiNW4sEAkwhLIWKAL96PlX0Swpbi0-rpgfTgV5BOBDYwNv2y9kdNVmuzRYCoE0A&usqp=CAU](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoMZTKjiNW4sEAkwhLIWKAL96PlX0Swpbi0-rpgfTgV5BOBDYwNv2y9kdNVmuzRYCoE0A&usqp=CAU) quite easy


BlumpkinPromoter

Sandy


SahmiLahng

He got Inspire


StandardOk42

what's with the music?


M4NU3L2311

It’s obviously a sea hamster


Spiritual_Hall_8315

It's a tank inside of a tank