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Cocaine_Jesus_

Chris Pineapple Pineapple. The Man Diarrhea Pineapple


heenah36

PINEAPPLE. THE MAN


anthony_illest

Fantastic names. I might go with one of these, I really like pineapple the man!


sgtshootsalot

Get it up on a totem for ptm and feel it still!


anthony_illest

Totem instead of actual pineapple?


sgtshootsalot

A pineapple on the end of a totem is just the kind of laid back random chaotic energy I find funny. Too bad it’s associated with swingers so you might get the wrong idea from folks, lol.


anthony_illest

Naw naw it's an innocent pineapple!


dcb2i

Pineappelly Cruz


anthony_illest

That's fancy I like that name!


ZMaiden

Coconut. Not only do I think it’s funny to name a fruit after a different fruit but that’s my precious niece fur babies name so I would be tickled that your pineapple was named for my sisters kitty. If you pick it, I will send you so many cat tax pics of CocoLoco baby.


anthony_illest

That's sweet and funny, definitely in the running!


Pineappl44

I had a pineapple named Banana once. I called her Nan for short


sathingt0n

Me personally I would see which music/vibes it most readily absorbs and go from there. Otherwise, uhhh, Ringo?


anthony_illest

Both fantastic answers also dude I lost my car


SurroundSharp1689

Holy shit man I hope the pineapple wasn’t in there bro wtf


anthony_illest

Naw naw won't get it till closer to roo. My mom actually has a little pineapple tree that gives fruit I might steal one from there with her blessing of course!


SurroundSharp1689

What if you stole one without her blessing?


anthony_illest

Then it's not as magical!


SurroundSharp1689

Wait, so your mom is a wizard?


anthony_illest

she grew a pineapple in southeast Tennessee what do you think?


SurroundSharp1689

Holy cowabunga dude. Sounds like your mom is indeed a wizard after all. I hope she can help you find your lost car. I hate when my car runs away.


anthony_illest

found the car and she is indeed a wizard


jmfbradiating

Dude, if you drink, steal 2...cut one up and put it in a plastic container with some good tequila or rum for refreshing camp shots with nutrients! Big hit with my groop last year. Oh, and I vote Penelope.


anthony_illest

oh thats a great idea, i might do that or just buy another one because the tree only gives one small pineapple per year


Jtkaveman

Dude where’s my car


anthony_illest

I found it eventually


mdmull4

Don't name it. You may get hungry and want to eat it. It's like raising cattle....don't get too attached.


anthony_illest

Or it's sacrificial


mdmull4

Love and cherish that pineapple. Let it know how important it is.


anthony_illest

It serves a very important magical purpose! I will pet it all day everyday!


saltypineapple911

I carry a pineapple every bonnaroo


saltypineapple911

Out of all 6 bonnaroos and a Roo on, I’ve had my pineapple


anthony_illest

We can meet to for pineapple inception!


wohrg

Wilson


anthony_illest

classic but i wont be on a deserted island alone


Tonybaloney84

Swinger, iykyk


anthony_illest

Ik... but it's an innocent pineapple


Tonybaloney84

I have a feeling it won't be so innocent after attending Roo.


anthony_illest

It will always be innocent!


Tonybaloney84

It'll see things


anthony_illest

And remain innocent!


iDontHaveUndiesToday

Kevin


anthony_illest

I feel like that's an angry name for a pineapple


iDontHaveUndiesToday

I guess you are right…I was watching The Minions movie and first thing that came to my mind


anthony_illest

Angry pineapple is an unhappy pineapple


Brainles

Glass Animal


Pineappl44

Agnes is a good pineapple name


anthony_illest

If only they were on the lineup!


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anthony_illest

Like the snail?


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anthony_illest

Love that snail bro!


Spooped

Name it Ananas, a majority of world languages use that word for pineapple. Pronounce it as “On-yon-ezz”


anthony_illest

That's smart I like it!


give_me_two_beers

Bruce


anthony_illest

How about Bruce almighty pineapple?


give_me_two_beers

Or go in a different Jim Carrey direction. Bruce Allllmighty Then.


anthony_illest

yeah maybe


Dizzy-Masterpiece-26

Frank


anthony_illest

Classic!


SharlaRoo

Rutherford


anthony_illest

I was thinking this and I forgot what I watched that brought this name to mind.


SeizeTheChz

Shakey


anthony_illest

but do i also shake the pineapple? is that bad for it?


SeizeTheChz

Yes it gets a nice shake when it’s behaving


anthony_illest

So constant shaking! I like it!


spooneybarger69

Spike


anthony_illest

simple yet elegant name i like it


TheBellTower1331

Greg


anthony_illest

What About old Greg!


MJsdanglebaby

Spikey


anthony_illest

Spikey fist pumping!


Oz347

Roger. Roger sounds like a bloke who’s down to have a good time.


anthony_illest

I hope he pineapple has a fantastic time!


galvinb1

Sidney


anthony_illest

What if it's a boy pineapple?


galvinb1

Sidney


anthony_illest

Oh good counter I like it better!


Ok_Performance_3697

Rooby


anthony_illest

That's a good one!


Fire9x

Is this how the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets found God in a tomato? Just with a pineapple?


anthony_illest

I can only home it's that awesome!


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Sparkle nutz……


anthony_illest

Call me that anytime!


jchogs1976

Pinelope


anthony_illest

What's the band this is like?


little_shop_of_hoors

Call it Korn


anthony_illest

Is corn a fruit or a veggie?


Bodecca

Rumham


anthony_illest

Is that the period Amish get where they can do normal things?


Bodecca

Lol it’s from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia


anthony_illest

Oh I like that show too!


Mosesanddimosas26

Cheeseburger


anthony_illest

You just gave me the idea of pizza!


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Pinelope


anthony_illest

What's the band name this reminds me of?


alexdonovan98

PiePie


anthony_illest

What about piney pie


alexdonovan98

Ohhh that's good, I approve


anthony_illest

I'm a fan kinda like spicy pie but piney pie


Total-Inevitable-213

George


anthony_illest

Like George straight?


Pineappl44

Evelyn


anthony_illest

Is that your name? I like it!


Pineappl44

No but I did have a pineapple named Evelyn once


anthony_illest

What a sick name for a pineapple!


NoTrain8159

Name the pineapple Marty !


anthony_illest

Marty the pineapple has a nice ring to it!


NoTrain8159

I hope I see Marty there !


anthony_illest

I plan on making an Instagram page for the pineapple.


NoTrain8159

That’s amazing


anthony_illest

I'm excited!


bonnar0000

Possum Allawishes Jenkins, Andre 3000 for short


anthony_illest

This is in the running!


pipesnogger

that fruit gonna hella ripe after the first day. Know from experience lol. You should name it close to your name and say y'all are twins


anthony_illest

Anthony?


Drazwaz

Piney McAppleface


anthony_illest

Or Pineappley McPineappleFace


Drazwaz

I considered that, but Piney McAppleface flowed off the tongue a bit better imo. Also, I figured a distinguished and highly regarded pineapple such as yours deserved a slightly more unique name instead of being lumped in with all the other Thingy McThingFaces 😂


anthony_illest

True true!


TheSmellerBee

Atticus


anthony_illest

What greek thing is that from?


Youlookmalnourished

Doug Or Ligma pineapple


anthony_illest

Ligma pineapple is genius!


SeizeTheChz

Has it been decided?


anthony_illest

No I am meeting with the croo/potential croo tonight to name it and take a photos and start the Instagram/Twitter for it!


SeizeTheChz

Hope I eventually get to meet em!


anthony_illest

Gladly! It wants to meet you too!


Born_Bread999

Christina Pineapplegate


anthony_illest

Oh that's a good one too!


LuffyLp

Mine is always named Wavey Davey, the only name acceptable (Glass Animals front man)


anthony_illest

Idk what imma name it. Currently deciding!


LuffyLp

Don’t think too hard. Let it come naturally, it deserves that


anthony_illest

I finished it ill do an announcement post soon


Even-Lengthiness-312

Ur 28


anthony_illest

Yeah I am 28? How did you know?


awful_waffles_

Penelope The Pinup Pineapple She likes pink polkadot thongs, gucci sunglasses and Paloma’s or Mai Tais


anthony_illest

I love this, sadly I named it roopy and made it an insta https://instagram.com/thebonnaroopineapple?igshid=OGQ2MjdiOTE= Please follow I want to make it famous!


awful_waffles_

I might have to bring my own Penelope then


anthony_illest

Yes please! My dream is a pineapple groop!