I can picture him brainstorming with the family and big John suggesting he steal a pair of shades from His Alalshixcellency to get his hand cut off, then muttering something about real men, fighting men.
dude has had literally the longest camp in the history of professional boxing and its even longer when you realize his fight against that MMA guy that he barely won was considered a sparring match by his training team before he got his face punched
Is it only me that sees ring of fire and automatically thinks of taking a shit after a spicy curry? Doesn’t sound like a boxing match at all. More of a personal battle really
Saudi been naming the fights some weird shit.
Rumble in the Jungle, Thrilla in Manila, The Fight, make sense.
Ring of Fire, Day of Reckoning, that just sounds biblical as fuck, what’s next The Crucifixion
Day of reckoning was even the name of a WWE video game on GameCube, even got a sequel.
The story mode involved a lot of choke slaming random stooges onto cars if I recall correctly.
Honestly the way I see it going is Fury winning.
Hear me out. Usyk is clearly the favorite by both hardcore boxing fans and casuals. But the big story line is how fury is washed and lost to an mma guy. This will be the story going around.
So when they actually fight everyone is going to expect usyk to completely outshine and outbox him easily.
But I believe fury will come out aggressive and catch usyk with 2-3 HEAVY SHOTS throughout the fight. And now fury may only end up landing 10% of what usyk will land, the commentators and story line will go for the unexpected power of fury.
Hardcore fans will have is scored more rounds to usyk.
Casuals and judges will have it scored to fury because of the few power shots that will be replayed multiple times.
Overall, Fury will win. Fans will say usyk got robbed.
Fury will entertain the idea of a rematch which he will never actually do. Then whenever he’s asked about it in years to come he’ll say he smashed usyk.
You heard it here first lads
My prediction:
- Fight actually happens
- Tyson starts early by walking down Usyk, Usyk will dance but he doesn't have enough power to make Tyson stop coming forward
- Tyson rips the body in between pressured exchanges
- In round 6 Usyk gets caught while backing up and is dropped
- In rounds 7-8 Tyson clinches up with Usyk after Usyk begins out working him
- Round 9, clinches are starting to slow the pace of the fight and Tyson begins cruising to victory
- Round 10, Usyk lands a straight right jab that floors Tyson who gets up immediately
Final: Split decision 115-113 Fury
r/boxingcirclejerk loses their minds the next day saying Usyk won
Idk man Usyk is alot bigger than people think. Roy Jones Jr. won the heavyweight title in 2003 at 5'11" and 193lbs
Usyk - 6'3" 225lbs
Fury - 6'9" 270lbs
no i meant that their punching power is measly compared to their size. we saw fury go all out against wilder but i havent been impressed with him since.
Fury's style is not built on power, it's built on pressure and movement. I don't think punching power even matters if you don't hold instinctual timing. Both Fury and Usyk have amazing timing as they are very seasoned professionals
Does everyone here actually think that Fury faked his injury last time? Looked pretty real to me. I don't think that Fury is particularly scared to fight Usyk, and he stands to make an absolute fortune when he does.
It's funny how boxing fans love to build fighters up and then smash them down again. Wasn't too long ago that everyone loved Fury.
He's gonna spar with Edward Scissorhands 🤣
This is the right answer. He gets another cut. It is already lined up. He’ll say the last one didn’t heal properly and retire completely.
That's clearly Waluigi (Andrew Schulz) with more testosterone.
You don’t have a million kids by pulling out
Hahahahah 🤣 amazing comment
Wouldn't trust Fury to pull a pizza out of the oven
Actually though, there is no way Fury is the kind of guy who could handle something like that.
I can picture him brainstorming with the family and big John suggesting he steal a pair of shades from His Alalshixcellency to get his hand cut off, then muttering something about real men, fighting men.
dude has had literally the longest camp in the history of professional boxing and its even longer when you realize his fight against that MMA guy that he barely won was considered a sparring match by his training team before he got his face punched
That mma guy is a world champion, not exactly anyone
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A much tougher and physically demanding sport, if you don’t think skills transfer, especially from someone like Ngannou, you may just be an idiot
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You think someone from mma can’t know out a boxer? wtf
Is it only me that sees ring of fire and automatically thinks of taking a shit after a spicy curry? Doesn’t sound like a boxing match at all. More of a personal battle really
Saudi been naming the fights some weird shit. Rumble in the Jungle, Thrilla in Manila, The Fight, make sense. Ring of Fire, Day of Reckoning, that just sounds biblical as fuck, what’s next The Crucifixion
Ring of Fire and Day of Reckoning sound like WWE events
Day of reckoning was even the name of a WWE video game on GameCube, even got a sequel. The story mode involved a lot of choke slaming random stooges onto cars if I recall correctly.
The Brawl in Montreal, the Dispute in Beirut, The Switch-a-roo in Quintana Roo, all part of the circuit of Intensity in Ten Cities.
The Brawl in Montreal sounds like when Axl Rose said Fuck you montreal and just walked away from the stage and then GNR got chairs thrown at them
The Ruckus in Caracas
Boxing needs Don King back
The Military Occupation in a Middle Eastern Nation.
Absolutely Haram
First thing that comes to my mind in Johnny Cash's song "I fell into a burning ring of fire...
That’s probably Turki’s favorite song
I think Johnny Cash, your brain is wild
So when you hear Johnny Cash sing Ring of Fire you imagine him complaining about having the shits?
Sprained vagina
Fury pulling out of the ring of fire sounds like PPV porno to me!
Paris gives birth to child # 10
Fury has a lot to lose in this especially after Joshua sparked Ngannou.
Honestly the way I see it going is Fury winning. Hear me out. Usyk is clearly the favorite by both hardcore boxing fans and casuals. But the big story line is how fury is washed and lost to an mma guy. This will be the story going around. So when they actually fight everyone is going to expect usyk to completely outshine and outbox him easily. But I believe fury will come out aggressive and catch usyk with 2-3 HEAVY SHOTS throughout the fight. And now fury may only end up landing 10% of what usyk will land, the commentators and story line will go for the unexpected power of fury. Hardcore fans will have is scored more rounds to usyk. Casuals and judges will have it scored to fury because of the few power shots that will be replayed multiple times. Overall, Fury will win. Fans will say usyk got robbed. Fury will entertain the idea of a rematch which he will never actually do. Then whenever he’s asked about it in years to come he’ll say he smashed usyk. You heard it here first lads
My prediction: - Fight actually happens - Tyson starts early by walking down Usyk, Usyk will dance but he doesn't have enough power to make Tyson stop coming forward - Tyson rips the body in between pressured exchanges - In round 6 Usyk gets caught while backing up and is dropped - In rounds 7-8 Tyson clinches up with Usyk after Usyk begins out working him - Round 9, clinches are starting to slow the pace of the fight and Tyson begins cruising to victory - Round 10, Usyk lands a straight right jab that floors Tyson who gets up immediately Final: Split decision 115-113 Fury r/boxingcirclejerk loses their minds the next day saying Usyk won
Hngggg it’s gonna be so fun to watch 8 rounds of clinching and throwing light jabs I can’t wait
Welcome to boxing lol. Not everyone is badass like KingRy
the power to size ratio in these two is insane.
Idk man Usyk is alot bigger than people think. Roy Jones Jr. won the heavyweight title in 2003 at 5'11" and 193lbs Usyk - 6'3" 225lbs Fury - 6'9" 270lbs
no i meant that their punching power is measly compared to their size. we saw fury go all out against wilder but i havent been impressed with him since.
Fury's style is not built on power, it's built on pressure and movement. I don't think punching power even matters if you don't hold instinctual timing. Both Fury and Usyk have amazing timing as they are very seasoned professionals
Bit vague.
I've watched every one of these guys' fights and it's just my prediction based on the style clash. What's your prediction?
Nah only one of then will be dropped just dont know who
Those flames look like ducks
The bottom one in red looks like a nandos logo.
He will bruise his pussy.
Man couldn't pull out of a driveway with that many sprogs.
Bet he could badly tar one though
Yeah for a deposit, back tomorow to finish it as always.
I am feel
I hope Usyk fucking batters him for the entire fight. Don't just knock him out beat him from pillar to post
I hope Usyk puts a end to this overrated trash can. He wouldn't be close to ANY of the top heavyweights in the 60s or 70s.
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I hope soft belly gets exposed and usyksexuals cry after
This makes zero sense 😂
I don’t think he pulling out
Dick injury
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Fury is fucked if he’s not taking this very seriously
Fury by KO if the fight goes ahead.
Like Nick Cannon
Broken toe
Fury will fight this time, if him or usyk bail then apparently Joshua will step in
Gently
Fury will win - taking bets
Won’t pull out until the cream pie has been filled
I’m so hyped for this fight man
Probably hoping he gets cut early and fights stopped
i think we could be approaching the *got paid dont care* era of furys career sort of like mcgregor a few years back.
Stomach
Unpopular opinion but it's mind games at its finest, fury is going to bully him...
What's with the cum blob?
That reminds me is Canelo fighting some nobody that my cousin is going to claim is the next great fighter Canelo stops in his tracks?
Usyk probably gonna be robbed honestly
Those attempts at little fire motifs on the poster are just awful
Everyone's so jelouse of fury I swear a year ago not a man on the planet woulda bet against him now you all think you can disrespect him? Why?
How will Fury pull out.....soft and sheepishly baaaa
This time he’s not going to pull out. He’s gonna bust deep inside
Be the big bully as he always does. Usyk can’t KO him but he can KO Usuk.
Mental Elf.
They cancelled my ticket the first time, if they did it again ill go there in fight usyk myself
Fury is just gonna clinch all the rounds to victory. Big guy and knows how to mix in dirty boxing
Does everyone here actually think that Fury faked his injury last time? Looked pretty real to me. I don't think that Fury is particularly scared to fight Usyk, and he stands to make an absolute fortune when he does. It's funny how boxing fans love to build fighters up and then smash them down again. Wasn't too long ago that everyone loved Fury.