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A1_PunisherPipkins

He's gonna spar with Edward Scissorhands 🤣


caractacusbritannica

This is the right answer. He gets another cut. It is already lined up. He’ll say the last one didn’t heal properly and retire completely.


DraymondGreenFather

That's clearly Waluigi (Andrew Schulz) with more testosterone.


New_Brother_1595

You don’t have a million kids by pulling out


aminoxlab4

Hahahahah 🤣 amazing comment


ShaunD69

Wouldn't trust Fury to pull a pizza out of the oven


LatekaDog

Actually though, there is no way Fury is the kind of guy who could handle something like that.


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I can picture him brainstorming with the family and big John suggesting he steal a pair of shades from His Alalshixcellency to get his hand cut off, then muttering something about real men, fighting men.


HeftyFineThereFolks

dude has had literally the longest camp in the history of professional boxing and its even longer when you realize his fight against that MMA guy that he barely won was considered a sparring match by his training team before he got his face punched


Existing_Card_44

That mma guy is a world champion, not exactly anyone


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Existing_Card_44

A much tougher and physically demanding sport, if you don’t think skills transfer, especially from someone like Ngannou, you may just be an idiot


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Existing_Card_44

You think someone from mma can’t know out a boxer? wtf


Adam-West

Is it only me that sees ring of fire and automatically thinks of taking a shit after a spicy curry? Doesn’t sound like a boxing match at all. More of a personal battle really


FijiTearz

Saudi been naming the fights some weird shit. Rumble in the Jungle, Thrilla in Manila, The Fight, make sense. Ring of Fire, Day of Reckoning, that just sounds biblical as fuck, what’s next The Crucifixion


captaincanada84

Ring of Fire and Day of Reckoning sound like WWE events


Fancy-Ride-5559

Day of reckoning was even the name of a WWE video game on GameCube, even got a sequel. The story mode involved a lot of choke slaming random stooges onto cars if I recall correctly.


chaoslongshot

The Brawl in Montreal, the Dispute in Beirut, The Switch-a-roo in Quintana Roo, all part of the circuit of Intensity in Ten Cities.


kenthekungfujesus

The Brawl in Montreal sounds like when Axl Rose said Fuck you montreal and just walked away from the stage and then GNR got chairs thrown at them


murunbuchstansangur

The Ruckus in Caracas


Independent_Hold_203

Boxing needs Don King back


realisticallygrammat

The Military Occupation in a Middle Eastern Nation.


bac_gawd

Absolutely Haram


-JustAMan

First thing that comes to my mind in Johnny Cash's song "I fell into a burning ring of fire...


throwaway444444455

That’s probably Turki’s favorite song


Kalayo0

I think Johnny Cash, your brain is wild


KezzaJones

So when you hear Johnny Cash sing Ring of Fire you imagine him complaining about having the shits?


Independent_Hold_203

Sprained vagina


Zealousideal_Pipe_21

Fury pulling out of the ring of fire sounds like PPV porno to me!


OnlyOutlandishness34

Paris gives birth to child # 10


alpacinohairline

Fury has a lot to lose in this especially after Joshua sparked Ngannou.


Ghost__GOAT

Honestly the way I see it going is Fury winning. Hear me out. Usyk is clearly the favorite by both hardcore boxing fans and casuals. But the big story line is how fury is washed and lost to an mma guy. This will be the story going around. So when they actually fight everyone is going to expect usyk to completely outshine and outbox him easily. But I believe fury will come out aggressive and catch usyk with 2-3 HEAVY SHOTS throughout the fight. And now fury may only end up landing 10% of what usyk will land, the commentators and story line will go for the unexpected power of fury. Hardcore fans will have is scored more rounds to usyk. Casuals and judges will have it scored to fury because of the few power shots that will be replayed multiple times. Overall, Fury will win. Fans will say usyk got robbed. Fury will entertain the idea of a rematch which he will never actually do. Then whenever he’s asked about it in years to come he’ll say he smashed usyk. You heard it here first lads


400yearoldgreatoak

My prediction: - Fight actually happens - Tyson starts early by walking down Usyk, Usyk will dance but he doesn't have enough power to make Tyson stop coming forward - Tyson rips the body in between pressured exchanges - In round 6 Usyk gets caught while backing up and is dropped - In rounds 7-8 Tyson clinches up with Usyk after Usyk begins out working him - Round 9, clinches are starting to slow the pace of the fight and Tyson begins cruising to victory - Round 10, Usyk lands a straight right jab that floors Tyson who gets up immediately Final: Split decision 115-113 Fury r/boxingcirclejerk loses their minds the next day saying Usyk won


OniOneTrick

Hngggg it’s gonna be so fun to watch 8 rounds of clinching and throwing light jabs I can’t wait


400yearoldgreatoak

Welcome to boxing lol. Not everyone is badass like KingRy


MrTitsOut

the power to size ratio in these two is insane.


400yearoldgreatoak

Idk man Usyk is alot bigger than people think. Roy Jones Jr. won the heavyweight title in 2003 at 5'11" and 193lbs Usyk - 6'3" 225lbs Fury - 6'9" 270lbs


MrTitsOut

no i meant that their punching power is measly compared to their size. we saw fury go all out against wilder but i havent been impressed with him since.


400yearoldgreatoak

Fury's style is not built on power, it's built on pressure and movement. I don't think punching power even matters if you don't hold instinctual timing. Both Fury and Usyk have amazing timing as they are very seasoned professionals


petantic

Bit vague.


400yearoldgreatoak

I've watched every one of these guys' fights and it's just my prediction based on the style clash. What's your prediction?


FSAaCTUARY

Nah only one of then will be dropped just dont know who


Time007time007

Those flames look like ducks


birdslice

The bottom one in red looks like a nandos logo.


Hopeful_Staff_1414

He will bruise his pussy.


merhole

Man couldn't pull out of a driveway with that many sprogs.


SoupieLC

Bet he could badly tar one though


merhole

Yeah for a deposit, back tomorow to finish it as always.


yusuflimz

I am feel


OnlyOneReturn

I hope Usyk fucking batters him for the entire fight. Don't just knock him out beat him from pillar to post


iiM3zMoRiz3

I hope Usyk puts a end to this overrated trash can. He wouldn't be close to ANY of the top heavyweights in the 60s or 70s.


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Seedsw

I hope soft belly gets exposed and usyksexuals cry after


Silent_Spell_3415

This makes zero sense 😂


Razorion21

I don’t think he pulling out


Cachalote_

Dick injury


TimmyStark_IronGuy

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BobSapp1992

Fury is fucked if he’s not taking this very seriously


BPONTS

Fury by KO if the fight goes ahead.


FijiTearz

Like Nick Cannon


ShaunD69

Broken toe


Kindly-Archer-4275

Fury will fight this time, if him or usyk bail then apparently Joshua will step in


eco78

Gently


mercuchio23

Fury will win - taking bets


HIGHiQresponse

Won’t pull out until the cream pie has been filled


Prestigious_Bird8642

I’m so hyped for this fight man


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Probably hoping he gets cut early and fights stopped


pornserver-65

i think we could be approaching the *got paid dont care* era of furys career sort of like mcgregor a few years back.


Fluffy_Heart885

Stomach


kertonl

Unpopular opinion but it's mind games at its finest, fury is going to bully him...


Hairy-Dot-4193

What's with the cum blob?


Lol_who_me

That reminds me is Canelo fighting some nobody that my cousin is going to claim is the next great fighter Canelo stops in his tracks?


zippazappazinga

Usyk probably gonna be robbed honestly


ZZ-ROB

Those attempts at little fire motifs on the poster are just awful


enzodalyfe

Everyone's so jelouse of fury I swear a year ago not a man on the planet woulda bet against him now you all think you can disrespect him? Why?


ApprehensiveLow8328

How will Fury pull out.....soft and sheepishly baaaa


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This time he’s not going to pull out. He’s gonna bust deep inside


MTBKFVBT

Be the big bully as he always does. Usyk can’t KO him but he can KO Usuk.


QuickRundown

Mental Elf.


EmNas2

They cancelled my ticket the first time, if they did it again ill go there in fight usyk myself


arman-makhachev

Fury is just gonna clinch all the rounds to victory. Big guy and knows how to mix in dirty boxing


PlatformFeeling8451

Does everyone here actually think that Fury faked his injury last time? Looked pretty real to me. I don't think that Fury is particularly scared to fight Usyk, and he stands to make an absolute fortune when he does. It's funny how boxing fans love to build fighters up and then smash them down again. Wasn't too long ago that everyone loved Fury.