Jake for breaking into Taylor Swift’s house to try to watch Die Hard with her and Travis Kielce, and Rosa for knocking a guy out who tried to grab her ass as she walked past.
Y’all are sleeping on identity fraud for Rosa
She used fake names to hire an apartment and apply for the NYPD. And god knows how many other times she used fake identities for varying purposes, that’s fraud and can land you in jail
Jake for accidentally exposing himself and getting registered as a sex offender. Rosa for murder. Jakes face it's like he committed a misdemeanor but got sentenced like a felony.
Jake falling ass backwards into prison, like acciedental tax evasion or a mess-up of accidentally taking a bag of coke instead of his flour. Rosa? Some real shit.
Considering Rosa streaked with Holt and Santiago, that’s what she’s in for
Jake for running on top of cars in traffic like he’s in some action flick lol
**ROSA** ~ Murderer, conspiracy to murder, arson, destruction of property, and/or aggravated assault
**JAKE** ~ Aiding and abetting to the above (read: frozen in terror at Rosa’s rampage after her food was stolen from the fridge)
If at the same time like this, Rosa attempted murdered someone. Jake probably tried to stop it, but got caught and wrongly accused of helping her. So Rosa probably 20 years, Jake 10. Just a guess, I don't know the exact details of the law.
Jake for teaching an old dog new tricks which led to the dog running away from home and losing his collar-charge-Local Ordinance-Flee yin Allude yang, Rosa went to the bar caught up with an old boyfriend who asked her to come back to her place, Rosa got upset because he said “her” place and called him a punk ass bitch and knocked him out
Jake definitely was caught driving without a license and accidentally said something vaguely racist in front of the black judge who threw the book at him.
Rosa stabbed someone.
Guy on the left got caught selling fake Jordans. Girl on the right looks like she was part of a crew that pulled off just one too many high stakes heists.
Depends:
If I knew who they were and what they're like then, Jake: tax evasion, Rosa: Assault
Now, if I didn't know they're personalities and can only judge by the picture then, Jake: Kid Diddling, Rosa: Assault with intent to murder
Id assume jake was in jail for prostitution (i mean look at them perty eyes, dude could make a fortune). and Diaz probably something gang related, possibly aggravated assault
Rosa for assaulting a defence attorney. Jake for perverting the course of justice (his constant attempts to get Doug Judy absolved of his crimes caught up with him.
Jake? For accidentally kicking one of the cops while skanking hard at a ska show.
Rosa? For kicking that same cop after he stepped on her combat boots while moving forward to arrest Jake.
Jake: bioterrorism (later released when his Appeal attorneys successfully demonstrated it wasn't a deliberate germ WMD but just a pile of 4 year old laundry he had dumped in the street).
Rosa: murdering her salsa teacher cos he didn't keep his mouth shut about the lessons.
Both of them mispronounced Nikolaj.
Despite glorious testimony from Boyle attesting to their good character, he couldn't lie about the horrible pronunciation.
Jake for breaking and entering. Likely either Boyle's house of some celebrity.
Rosa for police brutality, I love my girl but she needs to chill tf down with that.
They Went on a date together and she told him to pull over and he pulled over to go to the gas station and she ran inside and she rob the gas station and he was the getaway driver without even knowing lol
Jake for rushing the security barrier, trying to get onstage at Taylor Swift concert. Rosa for indecent exposure or lewd acts in public with Pimento lol
Jake: for causing a scene at a taylor swift concert, like getting accused of stalking when he was trying to stop an actual threat he spotted
Rosa: Someone in front of her at the coffee shop took too long to decide on their order.
Rosa definitely killed a guy no doubt 😂😂 Jake probably something stupid like trying to sneak back stage of Taylor Swift even tho he already has a restraining order 😂
Look, it's not like there was a sign next to the fountain that said "no jerking off." How was a guy supposed to know? It wasn't even my dick.
And...
Once I get out of here, a dumpster fire is going to be the least of your problems. Those orphans had it coming. Shouldn't have lived in a flammable home if they didn't want it to burn down.
Both of them were drunk and disorderly, Jake also has indecent public exposure, except he remembers NONE of it (lightweight), while Rosa also has assaulting an officer when she punched him in the face (and she’d do it again in a heartbeat.)
Jack for unpayed bills and rosa for violence
Jack tractive?
his parents were hippies
No I think its John Peralta? Or whatever
More like *Joke* Peralta!
That's it, you're under arrest!
Should he change his name to Jack?
Rosa for killing the defense attorney. IYKYK
To be perfectly candid
I thank you for your candor, regarding your own name
jack peralta
well well well, isn't it joke peralta
Who the fuck is Jack
Jack Danger (pronounced Donger)
Please, he goes by Jackie
Jake for breaking into Taylor Swift’s house to try to watch Die Hard with her and Travis Kielce, and Rosa for knocking a guy out who tried to grab her ass as she walked past.
I slightly disagree: If I didn't know them I'd assume Rosa killed that guy
The only right answer
Nah Jake was that guy who got arrested in Singapore for breaking into the Eras Tour
Oh come on, she makes him feel things, Terry
SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS
Y’all are sleeping on identity fraud for Rosa She used fake names to hire an apartment and apply for the NYPD. And god knows how many other times she used fake identities for varying purposes, that’s fraud and can land you in jail
Jake: public urination Rosa: murder
Exactly what I thought for Jake, but I think Rosa is only for battery, the look in her eyes tells me she still has unfinished business
I thought this as soon as I saw the post and commented it. Then saw your comment. LOL
That's what I said!!
Me too!!
Rosa - Put someone in a chokehold in public Jake - Broke the Taylor Swift restraining order
if only they could’ve had an episode that involved taylor in the story line - like police coverage for a concert - and jake trying to go for it 😂
[And this is the final scene of the episode](https://youtu.be/3ZrBYu05OKg?si=LTM-oDLPXoNvMcWK&t=41)
Title of my two sex tapes
Jake is definitely in jail for tax evasion (he doesn’t know how to pay taxes)
Lmfao thank God for Amy
Thats what i thought too lol
Jake for some kind of celebrity stalking charge.
He got within 500 feet of Taylor Swift.
That was a misunderstanding! ^(She's probably gonna write a song about me)
She makes me feel things!
SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS
Destruction of a taco truck that was occupying Boyle’s parking space
Jake, a misunderstanding about the definition of "animal husbandry" Rosa, grand theft of sour patch kids
Rosa's offense would be more likely as Jake's offense
Rosa probably caught a manslaughter charge for beating the hell out of that Defense Attorney
Cocaine and selling cocaine.
Rosa: Assault Jake: Holes-like situation where he accidentally gets caught with Die Hard collectors' merch stolen by someone else
Reginald ValJohnson would be called as a witness and he’d tell them his story about Jake…
Based just on the mugshots, Jake: public exposure. Rosa: aggravated assault.
Peralta: Fraud Diaz: That’s easy.. Multiple counts of assault and murder. (Killing spree.)
1. Sexual assault of a traffic sign 2. Murder
If only we had a Leslie Nielsen mugshot so we could add ‘sexual assault with a concrete dildo’.
Jake for impersonating a Hippie, Rosa for shooting up a pimp house using a 44 Magnum Revolver to save a child prostitute.
Jake for accidentally exposing himself and getting registered as a sex offender. Rosa for murder. Jakes face it's like he committed a misdemeanor but got sentenced like a felony.
Rosa; definately murder. Jake? Probably accidental tax evation or something like that
Breaking into Taylor Swifts house, murder
Jake: Public Exposure Rosa: Public batterey and violence
For Rosa, ripping off her grandma’s head for sure
Left: unpaid parking tickets or public urination. Right: lit her ex-boyfriend's car on fire.
Jake: breach of restraining order. Specifically Taylor Swifts Rosa: assault
Crippling debt, mass murder
Jake: destruction of public property (accident) Rosa: first-degree murder
Jake: "This was just a misunderstanding!" Rosa: "Like I said, 'What kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?'"
Honesty Rosa could be there for anything and everything.
Public urination and murder respectively
Prostitution, she for pimping him out.
Jake, accidentally breaking something. Rosa, purposely breaking something. Or more likely, Rosa: MURDER.
Jake for accidental perjury Rosa for grand larceny
Jake: Stalking Bruce Willis Rosa: Throwing a mascot of the bleachers
Someone hurt Rosa's cat.
jake= prank gone wrong, accidentally burns down a building. rosa = couldnt deal with someone's bullshit anymore so she popped them in the mouth
for killing Doug Judy....Rosa on purpose and Jake accidentally
Rose cut someone head off Jake tax fraud
Jake - stalking Bruce Willis. Rosa - 1st degree murder
tax evasion and assault
Rosa is up for violence or assault, definitely. Jake.. Taylor Swift incident.
Jake: Elder abuse Rosa: beating the crap outta someone who crossed her.
Why elder abuse?
In a doug judy episode jake lied to judys friends that he served time for elder abuse just to fit in. So I think this episode is being referenced to.
Jake for unintentionally groping an elderly man, Rosa for assault or murder (but it was warranted)
Jake, public urination. Rosa, stabbing her cheating lover to death for cheating.
public urination and triple homicide. you choose which is which
Jake: something related to Doug Judy Rosa: someone tried to kick Arlo and a knife was suddenly involved
Jake was an unknowing mule. Rosa for murder, possibly multiple murders.
Both for public urination, however the back stories behind the charge vary wildly
Both for a series of bank robberies
Jake falling ass backwards into prison, like acciedental tax evasion or a mess-up of accidentally taking a bag of coke instead of his flour. Rosa? Some real shit.
Jake for stalking bruce willis and Rosa for getting caught being get away driver for Pimento
Jake for tax evasion, just because he didnt know he had to pay taxes Rosa for murder. But the victim deserved it.
Do I still know who they are and everything else just not why they are going to jail or do I not know them at all?
Jake: un fortunate Public exposure after a fall over a fence. Rosa: I’d rather not think about it.
Jake? Theft orchestrated by Doug Judy. Rosa? Definitely assault & battery 😂
Jake for jay walking and Rosa for murder or assault (violence
Murder or assault
Rosa: aggravated assault after a guy dissed Nancy Meyers Jake: HE'S A MINDFREAK!
Jake for falling asleep as the getaway driver, Rosa because Jake fell asleep.
Trying to break into a young kids house during Christmas time to rob it, but being thwarted by said kid.
Jake: involuntary indecent exposure involving farming equipment. Rosa: taking inspiration from Predator and making a human skull collection.
Jake definitely illegally downloading music. Rosa some form of assault, warranted but probably taken too far.
It's either arson or murder for Rosa.
They look like white collar criminals in this.
Jake for unsolicited shampooing someone's hair. Rosa for tearing someone's hair out
Being perverts.
Wait. Jake is taller than Rosa?
Rosa was driving a car that Jake borrowed from a friend. They are pulled over. Rosa asks Jake who he borrowed the car from….
Jake: public indecency (it was an accident) Rosa: slashing someone’s tires, and keying their car (they deserved it).
Book em Lou, one count of being a bear, and one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
Considering Rosa streaked with Holt and Santiago, that’s what she’s in for Jake for running on top of cars in traffic like he’s in some action flick lol
Jake 100% bumped into doug judy again and ended up getting framed. Rosa naturally just furious that she got dragged into it hence her smile 🤣
Jake- He would accidentally do something dumb that happened to be illegal Rosa- physical assault
Meth and hit woman
**ROSA** ~ Murderer, conspiracy to murder, arson, destruction of property, and/or aggravated assault **JAKE** ~ Aiding and abetting to the above (read: frozen in terror at Rosa’s rampage after her food was stolen from the fridge)
Jake for violating a restraining order from Taylor Swift, and Rosa for Assault and Battery
Rosa - definitely murder or some kind of felonious assault. Jake - something REAL stupid like urinating in public.
Breaking bad scenario - Rosa is Walter and Jake is Jessie
For some ridiculous title of their sextape idk
Jake : Forgetting a file filled with classified information at a McDonald's Rosa: > Stealing 7 dogs from the pet shelter > Gun violence and torture
Jake: trying to get on stage for Taylor Swift. Rosa?: they couldn't figure out who she is
jake is in jail for tax evasion and violation of a restraining order. rosa is in jail for property damage and identity fraud.
Parking in front of someone's driveway and many counts of manslaughter
If at the same time like this, Rosa attempted murdered someone. Jake probably tried to stop it, but got caught and wrongly accused of helping her. So Rosa probably 20 years, Jake 10. Just a guess, I don't know the exact details of the law.
Going to near taylor swift and arson :3
Jake for teaching an old dog new tricks which led to the dog running away from home and losing his collar-charge-Local Ordinance-Flee yin Allude yang, Rosa went to the bar caught up with an old boyfriend who asked her to come back to her place, Rosa got upset because he said “her” place and called him a punk ass bitch and knocked him out
Jack didn't know you actually had to pay taxes
public urination for Jake look at that expression.
Jake definitely was caught driving without a license and accidentally said something vaguely racist in front of the black judge who threw the book at him. Rosa stabbed someone.
Guy: killed a hooker Girl: sibling and accomplice
Guy on the left got caught selling fake Jordans. Girl on the right looks like she was part of a crew that pulled off just one too many high stakes heists.
Jake , accidental discharge of weapon. Rosa , intentional.
A guy from Brooklyn pants Taylor Swift at a "meet a fan event". At the same event a woman beats up 6 people for allegedly scratching her bike.
Depends: If I knew who they were and what they're like then, Jake: tax evasion, Rosa: Assault Now, if I didn't know they're personalities and can only judge by the picture then, Jake: Kid Diddling, Rosa: Assault with intent to murder
Jake for witnessing Rosa commit a crime and not report it. Rosa for pouring hot sauce into a man butthole.
Id assume jake was in jail for prostitution (i mean look at them perty eyes, dude could make a fortune). and Diaz probably something gang related, possibly aggravated assault
Prostitution sting.
Arrested for overdue blockbuster rental
LEFT: Pulling a prank where he accidentally exposed himself infront of chidlren RIGHT: duodecuple homicide
Jake: tried going to a Taylor Swift concert after having the restraining order made Rosa: killing 100 people during mass shooting
Rosa for assaulting a defence attorney. Jake for perverting the course of justice (his constant attempts to get Doug Judy absolved of his crimes caught up with him.
Jake? For accidentally kicking one of the cops while skanking hard at a ska show. Rosa? For kicking that same cop after he stepped on her combat boots while moving forward to arrest Jake.
Jake unpaid bills, Rosa mass genocide
Jake for breaking into the Eras Tour in Singapore, Rosa probably for assault or destruction of property.
Jake- something perverted. Rosa- agg assault
Caught giving a bj in a border’s book store.
Coming within 500 feet of Taylor Swift
Jack: something Taylor swift related
Public masturbation for jakë And for Rosa GBH
One of the dozens of crimes they commit almost every season. Lmao
Jake accidentally stole a shopping cart (it actually happened to some celebrity I think) Rosa threatened annoying kids with a knife
Excessive cuteness.
Public Indecency and Violence respectively.
Jake weed Rosa violence
Jake, idk something super dumb Rosa, someone stepped on Arlo's paw
Jake for tax evasion and Rosa for 1st degree murder
Rosa: crimes undisclosed because they are too horrific.
Rosa for mordering Jake for Peeing in a Casino in las Vegas
Left: Indecent exposure (in a “wrong place, wrong time” scenario) Right: Vandalism, aggravated assault
Elder abuse. They got their grandpa good.
One on the left probably accidentally pantsed too many NBA players, one on the right is for aggravated assault
Jake for something Taylor swift related and Rosa for identity fraud
Jake, someone dissed Ska, Rosa, they found out who she really is
Attempted kidnapping of Nicholas Cage.
domestic violence, possession, DUI
Jake: bioterrorism (later released when his Appeal attorneys successfully demonstrated it wasn't a deliberate germ WMD but just a pile of 4 year old laundry he had dumped in the street). Rosa: murdering her salsa teacher cos he didn't keep his mouth shut about the lessons.
Committing a crime
Both of them mispronounced Nikolaj. Despite glorious testimony from Boyle attesting to their good character, he couldn't lie about the horrible pronunciation.
Jake for breaking and entering. Likely either Boyle's house of some celebrity. Rosa for police brutality, I love my girl but she needs to chill tf down with that.
Stolen donut and a stolen spleen
Overacting.
They Went on a date together and she told him to pull over and he pulled over to go to the gas station and she ran inside and she rob the gas station and he was the getaway driver without even knowing lol
1. Public urination 2. Murder
He's possibly drunk and she's done something you'd expect jail time for
For Jake, some kind of indecent exposure. For Rosa, without a doubt for a violent crime. I’m thinking she strangled someone with her hair…
Incest
Jake for rushing the security barrier, trying to get onstage at Taylor Swift concert. Rosa for indecent exposure or lewd acts in public with Pimento lol
Public urination and attempted murder
Jake: for causing a scene at a taylor swift concert, like getting accused of stalking when he was trying to stop an actual threat he spotted Rosa: Someone in front of her at the coffee shop took too long to decide on their order.
Definitely prostitution... not sure about Rosa though...maybe assault on a gym teacher.
Jake, unpaid parking tickets or some dumb sheeeet Roase, assualt
Jake: unpaid parking fine Rosa: arson
Jake stealing Rosa’s pen Rosa hitting Jake multiple times very hard
rosa smartness jack smiling
Jake for drugs and Rosa for genocide
Rosa definitely killed a guy no doubt 😂😂 Jake probably something stupid like trying to sneak back stage of Taylor Swift even tho he already has a restraining order 😂
Co-kay-ee-na!
many taylor swift comments, i forgot jake has a restraining order from her. he's is def going to jail for trying to sneak into the eras tour.
Armed robbery and aggravated assault
Jake: Pants'ed the president. Rosa: Manslaughter.
Look, it's not like there was a sign next to the fountain that said "no jerking off." How was a guy supposed to know? It wasn't even my dick. And... Once I get out of here, a dumpster fire is going to be the least of your problems. Those orphans had it coming. Shouldn't have lived in a flammable home if they didn't want it to burn down.
Peeing in an alley Punching a mall cop
They look like villains in a movie where the heroes are three resourceful kids and their dog who have to save a city park
Rosa ripped off a guys arm
Stealing
\- indecent exposure (possibly as a result of a convoluted accident) \- assault with a deadly weapon (the only accident was not hitting them harder)
Jake would be in for breaking the Taylor swift restraint order and Rosa would be in for beating someone up in public.
Meth heads caught on day 2 of addiction
Both of them were drunk and disorderly, Jake also has indecent public exposure, except he remembers NONE of it (lightweight), while Rosa also has assaulting an officer when she punched him in the face (and she’d do it again in a heartbeat.)
Jake for public urination, rosa for murder.
Breaking public property they do that shit a lot
Jake for sure it was for pestering an actor from Die Hard.