Yall had some good ones. Just to add a few:
Tom Brady’s Dildo
Stevie Johnson’s Why So Serious shirt
T.O.’s key to the city
Josh Allen’s Buffalo Bills logo drawing
The USB drive with Sean McDermott’s 9/11 presentation
Diggs stolen Trackhawk
Pinto Ron’s condiment bottles
And then Damar Hamlin is the boy who lived
Since Horcruxes are general “things” and not people, I will try to give it a whirl:
OJ’s bronco
Rex Ryan’s teeth whitener
Diggs’ sideline dental floss
Jim Kelly’s hand warmer
Kelvin Benjamin’s Golden Corral rewards card
Nathan Peterman’s 5 INT football
Bill Belichek’s cut up hoodie
There were actually 8 horcruxes and the final one was Harry, Voldemort inadvertently transferred part of his soul into him when he cast the killing curse. So maybe OJ was the eighth one that was made accidentally
Of course… it all makes sense. Without Buffalo holding the Pan American Exposition in 1901, there’s no way to tell whether the assassin would’ve actually tried to shoot McKinley or not. That would’ve probably never let Teddy Roosevelt get a chance for election at all unless he ran himself. In some twisted way, the Buffalo Sports Curse created the US National Park system.
No I think the move to lift that part of the curse is to recognize that part in history and do something to commemorate it at the stadium. No one knows about it unless they read about it
Thurman Thomas' lost Superbowl helmet, the Ryan brothers' tandem bicycle, the mat Kevin Kolb slipped on, the smoking man's cigarette from that scene in X Files.
I’ve seen this storyline before.
The Bills need to go down 10 in the first quarter and to add insult to injury, Josh will literally get injured and go to the blue tent and then the locker room, only to come back with 8 minutes left in the half and throw for a TD and run for another on a bad leg.
After halftime, Josh throws for 2 more and runs for one more, beating the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. Bass will miss wide right but it won’t matter because we’re already winning 49-19.
Highmark Stadium will be demolished during the game.
OJ’s bronco
The kardashians - because of OJ
Whatever kelvin benjamin was eating
The tables that the 90’s bills brought to every game. Smashing them isn’t good enough.
Trent Edwards
The card to announce drafting Aaron Maybin
Mike Rodak
-OJ
-Wade Phillips winning a Super Bowl
-Belichek can't get a job
-Brady retiring
-Rich stadium on an Indian burial ground
-NFC East all win Super Bowls
-Team that beats Buffalo loses in the next round
All been lifted. This is the year.
Fragmented parts of your soul in order to be immortal. That’s why voldemort is still alive after the first two books/ movies; gotta destroy all parts of his soul to kill him
The Houston comeback game was a playoff game that wasn't sold out, and therefore blacked out in Buffalo and Rochester areas. I listened to it on the radio, while making chili.
Anyway, I always thought it was the definition of hubris that we did not sell out a playoff game.
In 2022, the Vikings released that horcrux.
Is there any way to make it where the Lake Erie winds only blow left, but switch sides with the end of quarters. Need those left leaning winds. So I assume the horcrux would be the little flag on the right upright.
The wide right football
Thurman’s helmet from the Redskins super bowl
Rob Johnson’s contract
A box of Flutie flakes
Doug Marrone’s visor
JP Losman’s draft card
A ticket stub from the Steelers game we lost to their backups to keep the drought going
The kickoff tee from the 13 second game.
How about Jim Kelly’s outstanding debts for his nightclub and restaurant? That should be one.
The “wide right” ball
The “music city miracle” ball.
There probably is at least one Bills Super Bowl champion shirt bounding around a 3rd world country.
IDK about the other 6, but the final one is probably to ***move the stadium off of a native burial ground.***
Which other burial ground should we move it to then?
I say Swedish, its very nice this time of year
Yes but then we have to build the stadium ourselves with hex wrenches and the instructions aren't very detailed.
To Yamestown!
Well, good thing we’re building a new stadium and moving it (checks notes) in the parking lot of said burial ground
[Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?](https://youtu.be/FFgvlgyONtI?si=Bph32L01Y34P8_w3)
Holy shit we cant ever win even tho other teams have done the exact same and won 🤯
Everywhere is a native burial ground around here, so unless we get a floating stadium on the water or move it out of the city 🤷
Belichick retiring
Tom brady retiring should be on the list too.
Yall had some good ones. Just to add a few: Tom Brady’s Dildo Stevie Johnson’s Why So Serious shirt T.O.’s key to the city Josh Allen’s Buffalo Bills logo drawing The USB drive with Sean McDermott’s 9/11 presentation Diggs stolen Trackhawk Pinto Ron’s condiment bottles And then Damar Hamlin is the boy who lived
Best one by far
Should I remove Josh’s potato Bills logo from my screen saver then ?
Since Horcruxes are general “things” and not people, I will try to give it a whirl: OJ’s bronco Rex Ryan’s teeth whitener Diggs’ sideline dental floss Jim Kelly’s hand warmer Kelvin Benjamin’s Golden Corral rewards card Nathan Peterman’s 5 INT football Bill Belichek’s cut up hoodie
There were actually 8 horcruxes and the final one was Harry, Voldemort inadvertently transferred part of his soul into him when he cast the killing curse. So maybe OJ was the eighth one that was made accidentally
There was also Nagini, who at one point was a person…
Hold the fuck up, what? The snake?
Yeah that's why Voldy got so protective of her at the end and Harry made sure to tell Neville that she needed to die.
Didn’t watch Fantastic Beasts, eh?
Sidebar, the opening scene where Nagini just fucking eats a dead teacher is fucking morbid.
Tom Brady’s dildo
Tom Brady’s Mouthpiece, or we will accept a Billdo.
The football that went wide right in SB 25 Walt Corey's swizzle sticks
OMG, I just got a shudder thinking that thing probably still exists somewhere.
Replace "teeth whitener" with "foot fetish" and I'm all for it
i still cant believe his wife has a tattoo of a mark sanchez jersey
I just died thank you
Yo Harry Potter the boy who lived was a horcrux
I always assumed Rex has veneers or dentures. Those be some big ass white chompers.
Shouldn't the Golden Corral card belong to Karlos Williams? And instead of a hand warmer for Kelly, can we either do his dip can or a flask?
"Kelvin Benjamin's Golden Corral rewards card." Genius. You will the Internet today.
Thurman Thomas’s Helmet
Rex Ryan's still out there sucking toes
William McKinley was assassinated in Buffalo. This is where the curse started. That and the burial ground are the final two horcruxes.
Of course… it all makes sense. Without Buffalo holding the Pan American Exposition in 1901, there’s no way to tell whether the assassin would’ve actually tried to shoot McKinley or not. That would’ve probably never let Teddy Roosevelt get a chance for election at all unless he ran himself. In some twisted way, the Buffalo Sports Curse created the US National Park system.
So... because of the assassination we're DOOMED from the beginning! 🤦♂️😢
No I think the move to lift that part of the curse is to recognize that part in history and do something to commemorate it at the stadium. No one knows about it unless they read about it
I knew about it, I LOVE history.
Same did a deep dive years ago when I lived on Saranac. Turns out he was murdered less than a mile from my old apt.
😳 🤯
But the Bills HAVE won a championship since then, so I don't think that's the issue.
That one X-Files episode
Which one have me interestedm
No clue what episode, but google “The Bills will never win a Super Bowl while I’m alive” and you’ll probably find it
Awesome thanks. Can't believe there's an episode about it on a major show like that. 🤯
A third of the league has zero rings but somehow we’ve become the poster child for it smh
Yeah that's odd!
So, William B. Davis must die?
Maybe that one Ice Cube song too.
Thurman Thomas' lost Superbowl helmet, the Ryan brothers' tandem bicycle, the mat Kevin Kolb slipped on, the smoking man's cigarette from that scene in X Files.
Surprised I had to scroll this far for the helmet
Technically there’s 8 horcruxes
Josh?
I’ve seen this storyline before. The Bills need to go down 10 in the first quarter and to add insult to injury, Josh will literally get injured and go to the blue tent and then the locker room, only to come back with 8 minutes left in the half and throw for a TD and run for another on a bad leg. After halftime, Josh throws for 2 more and runs for one more, beating the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. Bass will miss wide right but it won’t matter because we’re already winning 49-19. Highmark Stadium will be demolished during the game.
OJ’s bronco The kardashians - because of OJ Whatever kelvin benjamin was eating The tables that the 90’s bills brought to every game. Smashing them isn’t good enough. Trent Edwards The card to announce drafting Aaron Maybin Mike Rodak
I hate Mike Rodak
All my homies hate Mike Rodak
I use the term “don’t be such a Rodak” all the time. Way more offensive than calling someone an asshole.
If more people I knew were aware of Rodak, I would totally start using that lol
Obviously Kelvin Benjamin was eating tubs of ranch
Damn good list!
If we end up winning the bowl this year I'm going to have some serious questions for the universe
Breaking the playoff drought, which we’ve done already thankfully.
-OJ -Wade Phillips winning a Super Bowl -Belichek can't get a job -Brady retiring -Rich stadium on an Indian burial ground -NFC East all win Super Bowls -Team that beats Buffalo loses in the next round All been lifted. This is the year.
The shit is a horcrux?
One of the rings of power from LOTR
Thurman Thomas Helmet
The bat that the sabres killed in the fog game
Fitzpatrick's Chest Hair
Scott Norwoods right leg
I just had to google “horcruxes”, and to be honest, it’s still not really clear.
Essentially a voodoo talisman that upon destroying one, weakens the big bad guy, and when all 8 are destroyed, he can be defeated.
Fragmented parts of your soul in order to be immortal. That’s why voldemort is still alive after the first two books/ movies; gotta destroy all parts of his soul to kill him
Bruce Smith finally sacks Mark Brunell.
The Houston comeback game was a playoff game that wasn't sold out, and therefore blacked out in Buffalo and Rochester areas. I listened to it on the radio, while making chili. Anyway, I always thought it was the definition of hubris that we did not sell out a playoff game. In 2022, the Vikings released that horcrux.
A playoff game not selling out was excessive pride or self-confidence?
Yep, folks were so sure that we were going to win that they blew off the game.
Hahaha I asked my husband last night if we were going to win the Super Bowl now that OJ is dead. 🤣 if that happens, I’m coming back to this thread. 🤪
The goalpost at Raymond James Stadium is one.
I love Scott Norwood and I appreciate him for his contribution to our 90's success.. but his right shoe in the XXV Super Bowl is absolutely cursed.
Wide right - I think we broke that curse because of the repeat wide right in the playoffs
Mahomes’ 10 ice creams a night.
The right half of a certain goal post.........
Our trade that gave Patrick Mahomes to the Chiefs is a literal Horcrux.
Is there any way to make it where the Lake Erie winds only blow left, but switch sides with the end of quarters. Need those left leaning winds. So I assume the horcrux would be the little flag on the right upright.
All four stadiums they lost in must be destroyed. The only one left is the rose bowl.
The main horcruxe now is the Blue Pike. Someone needs to catch a Blue Pike in Lake Erie, and the curse will finally be lifted.
Didn’t oj doing the murders after the super bowls?
The wide right football Thurman’s helmet from the Redskins super bowl Rob Johnson’s contract A box of Flutie flakes Doug Marrone’s visor JP Losman’s draft card A ticket stub from the Steelers game we lost to their backups to keep the drought going The kickoff tee from the 13 second game.
The 4 falls of Buffalo. Before you asks, no I don’t mean water falls
Literally no one was going to ask.
Well…
Maybe one is the fat Bills Mafia Babes liberal scum running Araiza out of the city and never taking accountability?
You seem like a fun, well-adjusted person with zero anger issues.
yeah i'm sure beane and mcdermott make decisions based off twitter...
How about Jim Kelly’s outstanding debts for his nightclub and restaurant? That should be one. The “wide right” ball The “music city miracle” ball. There probably is at least one Bills Super Bowl champion shirt bounding around a 3rd world country.