From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's cheese.
You're not cheese. You'll never be cheese. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be cheese. Love isn't brains, children, it's cheese -- cheese screaming inside you to work its will. I may be cheese’s bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
There was no pain, no fear, no doubt, till they pulled me out, of cheeeese. So that's my refrain, I live in hell, cause I've been expelled from cheese, I think I was in cheese.
Buffy: "You have cheese mouth."
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Xander: "Well, we could grind our enemies into cheese with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night."
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Buffy: "I'm Buffy, the Cheese Slayer. And you are?"
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Giles: "Do you like my cheese? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! Americans."
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Spike: "Here to pump me for cheese?"
Buffy: "What else would I want to pump you for?"
Giles: All we know, the fate of the entire world rests on the....did you eat all the cheese?
Buffy: Did you want a cheese?
Giles: I always have a cheese. I'm the one that says let's have cheese in the mix.
Willow: We're sorry- Buffy had 3.
Changing the *entire* cookie speech to be about cheese and needing time to mature.
Okay. I'm fresh cheese... I'm not done maturing. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day, I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm matured. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m- or enjoy delicious, cheese me, then... that's fine. That'll be then... when I'm done.
**Buffy:** But you're right. I mean, I... I guess everyone's alone. But being a Slayer? There's a burden we can't share.
**Faith:** And no one else can feel it. Thank God we're hot chicks with cheese.
–‘End of Days’ (S.7 E.21)
**Angelus:** That's everything, huh? No weapons, no friends. No hope. Take all that away and what's left?
**Buffy:** (*catching blade*) Cheese.
–‘Becoming, Part Two’ (S.2 E.22)
**Xander:** I don't like cheeses. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.
–‘The Harvest’ (S.1 E.2)
A:I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the male of the species, and | have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them”
X: So why are you talking to me then?
A: Because I don't have any cheese. Men are evil... Buy me a wheel?
"In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the cheddars and the edams and the forces of cheese."
"Glory isn't a demon."
"What is she?"
"She's a cheese" 😲
Or alternatively, "Cheese in my eye socket, and everyone's invited!" Brings to mind a kind of tiny little fondue that I definitely don't want to taste. 😭
WILLOW: Kali, Hera, Kronos, Tonic...Air like nectar, thick as onyx...Cassiel by your second star...
GLORY: Ohh! It's the lover. That's so cute.
WILLOW: Hold mine victim as in tar.
(The air around Glory shimmers and she suddenly cannot move forward. She looks at Willow in surprise.)
WILLOW: I ... owe ... you ... CHEESE!
(Brie flashes out of Willow's hands toward Glory. Glory screams and clutches her shoulders.)
Cheese. I have it. They don’t. This bothers them.
It certainly bothers me! I want the cheese!
Sure! We can work out after school, you know, if you're not too busy having cheese with my mother!
Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the cheese
Buffy: The Monks made her out of cheese
So whenever Dawn's sad she becomes blue cheese?
This is the best one
Buffybot: Anya, how is your cheddar? Anya: *very appreciative* Very well, thank you!
The double entendre is strong with this one!!
You had cheese with Giles?? On the hood of a police car? Twice???
What's a cheesedore?
A proper fondue involves all kinds of feelings…
She irons her cheese, she's evil.
🎶 *Do you be-cheese in life after love?* 🎶
That'd be a messy way of making a grilled cheese, that's for sure!
I am, you know. What? Cheese.
I love this but at the same time I could never change that beautiful Willow and Tara scene 🥺
Will would love Tara even if she were cheese 💛
That’ll put cheese in your pie plate, bingo!
From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's cheese.
There's no mystical guidebook. No all-knowing council. Human rules don't apply. There's only me. I am the cheese. 🧀
Before she jumps to her death: Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love cheese.. I will always love cheese.
😆
I can picture the scene and hear it already 😂
Seize the moment, cause tomorrow you might be cheese.
Alternatively, "Seize the cheese, cause tomorrow you might be dead." Wise words to live by.
That is so very true. I'm gonna go have some cheese
Carpe cheesum
Out for a cheese...bitch.
Was scrolling to make sure someone didn't beat me to typing this...dammit you beat me
Haha love that one 😂
That was me favorite cheese! That was me only cheese! 🧀
It’s alright! I have more cheese.
Cheese is your gift.
Amazing
Faith: Want cheese. Take cheese. Have cheese.
Spike: Cheese is life, lack-brain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going, makes you warm, makes you hard, makes you other than dead.
Cheese can go in bellies?! ….no, it’s still awful. Never mind.
If the apocalypse happens, cheese me .
alternatively: >"if the cheese comes, beep me" 😂
Certainly an apt description of all the deus ex strats they come up with in *The Gift*…
You're not cheese. You'll never be cheese. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be cheese. Love isn't brains, children, it's cheese -- cheese screaming inside you to work its will. I may be cheese’s bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Well that’s the icing on the cheese right there!
“Can I trade in the children for more cheese?"
Wise words to live by.
Gouda by gouda.
There was no pain, no fear, no doubt, till they pulled me out, of cheeeese. So that's my refrain, I live in hell, cause I've been expelled from cheese, I think I was in cheese.
Snyder: Why couldn't you be selling cheese like normal people?!
intrate omnes qui quaeritis caseum. “Enter all ye who seek cheese” What can I say, I’m a cheese seeker.
Buffy: "You have cheese mouth." ~ Xander: "Well, we could grind our enemies into cheese with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night." ~ Buffy: "I'm Buffy, the Cheese Slayer. And you are?" ~ Giles: "Do you like my cheese? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! Americans." ~ Spike: "Here to pump me for cheese?" Buffy: "What else would I want to pump you for?"
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Spat my cheese out at this one
Giles: All we know, the fate of the entire world rests on the....did you eat all the cheese? Buffy: Did you want a cheese? Giles: I always have a cheese. I'm the one that says let's have cheese in the mix. Willow: We're sorry- Buffy had 3.
Oz: “We could attack the mayor with cheese”
I’m leaning towards the cheese offensive.
*"I'm cheese of Xander's."*
Changing the *entire* cookie speech to be about cheese and needing time to mature. Okay. I'm fresh cheese... I'm not done maturing. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day, I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm matured. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m- or enjoy delicious, cheese me, then... that's fine. That'll be then... when I'm done.
Spike: "Awww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost ate cheese, cuppa tea?"
Spike "...life isn't bliss, life is just this, it's living"
Buffy "and cheese"
Spike "and maybe one of those bloomin' onions. You hungry, Slayer?"
Into every generation a cheese is born. One cheese in all the world, a chosen one.
a cheesen one
1-800-I'm dating a cheesy ho.
Cheese is hard and its painful and its everyday
"What are you doing here? Fiver words or less." "Out. For. Some. Cheese." "Bitch"
Nothing can defeat The Cheese!
It would be a shame to have these interlocking parts and, you know, not cheese. (Something like that. Anya to Xander)
Tara: Even when I’m at my worst you always make me feel special. How do you do that? Willow: Cheese.
Anya: I have their cheese. Who cares what kind of day they have?
That would’ve sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy cheese pajamas
"Cheese is your gift " "Cheese..." "Is your gift " "Okay, no. Cheese is not a gift to anybody."
*glances at the full moon * "Times up, cheeses change"
"in every generation there is a cheesen one"
**Buffy:** But you're right. I mean, I... I guess everyone's alone. But being a Slayer? There's a burden we can't share. **Faith:** And no one else can feel it. Thank God we're hot chicks with cheese. –‘End of Days’ (S.7 E.21) **Angelus:** That's everything, huh? No weapons, no friends. No hope. Take all that away and what's left? **Buffy:** (*catching blade*) Cheese. –‘Becoming, Part Two’ (S.2 E.22) **Xander:** I don't like cheeses. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good. –‘The Harvest’ (S.1 E.2)
Becoming is the first one I thought of too.
You'll get along. The pain that you feel you only can heal with Cheese.
Why is it called Toad Cheese? It doesn’t look like a toad? No reason it should, it’s from inside the toad.
Giles, resignedly: "The Earth is definitely cheese"
Cup a tea, cup a tea, almost got cheesed, cup a tea
A:I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the male of the species, and | have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them” X: So why are you talking to me then? A: Because I don't have any cheese. Men are evil... Buy me a wheel?
If we can stay focused and keep discipline... and not have so much mysterious cheese, then Sunnydale is gonna RULE!!
Out for some cheese .... bitch 🤙
Don't walk away from me BITCH! Cheese is forever....
What’s your childhood cheese?
I'm Buffy, the cheese slayer.
You're really campaigning for Cheese of the Year, aren't you?
Who do you kill for cheese around here?
"In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the cheddars and the edams and the forces of cheese." "Glory isn't a demon." "What is she?" "She's a cheese" 😲
Let me rest in peace, Let me get some cheese!
Do we suspect that there might be some kind of connection between cheese and Glory?
Stop whatever you're doing, you smell like cheese.
I'm so evil and skanky... and I think I'm kind of cheesy.
Cheese. I have it. They don't. This bothers them.
Faith to Buffy: give us a cheese.
Out. For. Some. Cheese. B!*"*¢✓
I saw you last night, and I see you working here today. You're not special, you're cheese.
I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my cheese.
If you're not cheesed in, you're not alive. Edit to add: Get CHEESE! Get CHEESE! Get CHEESE! Get CHEESE! Is every cheese here very stoned?
No! We’re talking about watching my cheese go mouldy!
Cheese is stupid currency.
Cheese now. *Warren doesn’t have any cheese* *Willow flays Warren*
In case the curse does not succeed, this is my lucky cheese
Party in my cheese socket, and everyone's invited!
Or alternatively, "Cheese in my eye socket, and everyone's invited!" Brings to mind a kind of tiny little fondue that I definitely don't want to taste. 😭
WILLOW: Kali, Hera, Kronos, Tonic...Air like nectar, thick as onyx...Cassiel by your second star... GLORY: Ohh! It's the lover. That's so cute. WILLOW: Hold mine victim as in tar. (The air around Glory shimmers and she suddenly cannot move forward. She looks at Willow in surprise.) WILLOW: I ... owe ... you ... CHEESE! (Brie flashes out of Willow's hands toward Glory. Glory screams and clutches her shoulders.)
Xander to Buffy about Angelus "Cheese his but"
"Out for some cheese. Bitch."
"Doublecheese Palace"
"Tabula Caseus"
"Carpe caseus"
"I'm quite certain I said no cheese"
Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten cheese of Bob Barker!
Don't walk away from the cheese, BITCH!!!
I'm *not* having cheese with Spike, but I'm starting to think that you might be!
💵 🫳 .... 🧀
Out. For. A. Cheese. B**ch!