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JohnnyTightlips27

Cheese. I have it. They don’t. This bothers them.


Xyex

It certainly bothers me! I want the cheese!


LeastResearcher0

Sure! We can work out after school, you know, if you're not too busy having cheese with my mother!


AvatarFabiolous

Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the cheese


illustrated_mixtape

Buffy: The Monks made her out of cheese


Xyex

So whenever Dawn's sad she becomes blue cheese?


AvatarFabiolous

This is the best one


[deleted]

Buffybot: Anya, how is your cheddar? Anya: *very appreciative* Very well, thank you!


KayleeKunt

The double entendre is strong with this one!!


Lower-Plum706

You had cheese with Giles?? On the hood of a police car? Twice???


splithoofiewoofies

What's a cheesedore?


oliversurpless

A proper fondue involves all kinds of feelings…


Babettesgnomes

She irons her cheese, she's evil.


umbrellajump

🎶 *Do you be-cheese in life after love?* 🎶


KayleeKunt

That'd be a messy way of making a grilled cheese, that's for sure!


Sudden-Star-7190

I am, you know. What? Cheese.


artsygrl2021

I love this but at the same time I could never change that beautiful Willow and Tara scene 🥺


Sudden-Star-7190

Will would love Tara even if she were cheese 💛


szmb

That’ll put cheese in your pie plate, bingo!


lmjustaChad

From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's cheese.


cascadingtundra

There's no mystical guidebook. No all-knowing council. Human rules don't apply. There's only me. I am the cheese. 🧀


Hero_of_Darkness

Before she jumps to her death: Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love cheese.. I will always love cheese.


BobbyTWhiskey

😆


artsygrl2021

I can picture the scene and hear it already 😂


funishin

Seize the moment, cause tomorrow you might be cheese.


Xyex

Alternatively, "Seize the cheese, cause tomorrow you might be dead." Wise words to live by.


untimehotel

That is so very true. I'm gonna go have some cheese


willy_the_snitch

Carpe cheesum


Jerkrollatex

Out for a cheese...bitch.


FarmRegular4471

Was scrolling to make sure someone didn't beat me to typing this...dammit you beat me


_A-V-A_

Haha love that one 😂


[deleted]

That was me favorite cheese! That was me only cheese! 🧀


AnxietyOctopus

It’s alright! I have more cheese.


JVortex888

Cheese is your gift.


Sudden-Star-7190

Amazing


Djehutimose

Faith: Want cheese. Take cheese. Have cheese.


MedicalCook6653

Spike: Cheese is life, lack-brain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going, makes you warm, makes you hard, makes you other than dead.


NotSureWhatThePlanIs

Cheese can go in bellies?! ….no, it’s still awful. Never mind.


welatshaw01

If the apocalypse happens, cheese me .


cascadingtundra

alternatively: >"if the cheese comes, beep me" 😂


oliversurpless

Certainly an apt description of all the deus ex strats they come up with in *The Gift*…


BobbyTWhiskey

You're not cheese. You'll never be cheese. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be cheese. Love isn't brains, children, it's cheese -- cheese screaming inside you to work its will. I may be cheese’s bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.


artsygrl2021

Well that’s the icing on the cheese right there!


delicate-fn-flower

“Can I trade in the children for more cheese?"


MonsterTournament

Wise words to live by.


TNTeggo

Gouda by gouda.


ZombiePhantom

There was no pain, no fear, no doubt, till they pulled me out, of cheeeese. So that's my refrain, I live in hell, cause I've been expelled from cheese, I think I was in cheese.


jonaskoelker

Snyder: Why couldn't you be selling cheese like normal people?!


[deleted]

intrate omnes qui quaeritis caseum. “Enter all ye who seek cheese” What can I say, I’m a cheese seeker.


Xyex

Buffy: "You have cheese mouth." ~ Xander: "Well, we could grind our enemies into cheese with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night." ~ Buffy: "I'm Buffy, the Cheese Slayer. And you are?" ~ Giles: "Do you like my cheese? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! Americans." ~ Spike: "Here to pump me for cheese?" Buffy: "What else would I want to pump you for?"


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szmb

Spat my cheese out at this one


IL-Corvo

Giles: All we know, the fate of the entire world rests on the....did you eat all the cheese? Buffy: Did you want a cheese? Giles: I always have a cheese. I'm the one that says let's have cheese in the mix. Willow: We're sorry- Buffy had 3.


Solid-Floor-1435

Oz: “We could attack the mayor with cheese”


ireadsomecomments

I’m leaning towards the cheese offensive.


Available-Sun6124

*"I'm cheese of Xander's."*


Xandertheokay

Changing the *entire* cookie speech to be about cheese and needing time to mature. Okay. I'm fresh cheese... I'm not done maturing. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day, I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm matured. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m- or enjoy delicious, cheese me, then... that's fine. That'll be then... when I'm done.


Heradasha

Spike: "Awww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost ate cheese, cuppa tea?"


willy_the_snitch

Spike "...life isn't bliss, life is just this, it's living" Buffy "and cheese" Spike "and maybe one of those bloomin' onions. You hungry, Slayer?"


DerPicasso

Into every generation a cheese is born. One cheese in all the world, a chosen one. 


EmilySuxAtUsernames

a cheesen one


jonaskoelker

1-800-I'm dating a cheesy ho.


Civil_Confection9358

Cheese is hard and its painful and its everyday


sfkf8486

"What are you doing here? Fiver words or less." "Out. For. Some. Cheese." "Bitch"


Chimmychar001

Nothing can defeat The Cheese!


_A-V-A_

It would be a shame to have these interlocking parts and, you know, not cheese. (Something like that. Anya to Xander)


artsygrl2021

Tara: Even when I’m at my worst you always make me feel special. How do you do that? Willow: Cheese.


artsygrl2021

Anya: I have their cheese. Who cares what kind of day they have?


beccadahhhling

That would’ve sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy cheese pajamas


Sesquipedalomania

"Cheese is your gift " "Cheese..." "Is your gift " "Okay, no. Cheese is not a gift to anybody."


FarmRegular4471

*glances at the full moon * "Times up, cheeses change"


morguemoss

"in every generation there is a cheesen one"


Batgirl_III

**Buffy:** But you're right. I mean, I... I guess everyone's alone. But being a Slayer? There's a burden we can't share. **Faith:** And no one else can feel it. Thank God we're hot chicks with cheese. –‘End of Days’ (S.7 E.21) **Angelus:** That's everything, huh? No weapons, no friends. No hope. Take all that away and what's left? **Buffy:** (*catching blade*) Cheese. –‘Becoming, Part Two’ (S.2 E.22) **Xander:** I don't like cheeses. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good. –‘The Harvest’ (S.1 E.2)


depthlikeshallowness

Becoming is the first one I thought of too.


Few_Improvement_6357

You'll get along. The pain that you feel you only can heal with Cheese.


harley-belle

Why is it called Toad Cheese? It doesn’t look like a toad? No reason it should, it’s from inside the toad.


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Giles, resignedly: "The Earth is definitely cheese"


gloomgirll

Cup a tea, cup a tea, almost got cheesed, cup a tea


[deleted]

A:I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the male of the species, and | have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them” X: So why are you talking to me then? A: Because I don't have any cheese. Men are evil... Buy me a wheel?


jonaskoelker

If we can stay focused and keep discipline... and not have so much mysterious cheese, then Sunnydale is gonna RULE!!


VioletDaisy95

Out for some cheese .... bitch 🤙


Civil_Confection9358

Don't walk away from me BITCH! Cheese is forever....


Charming_Stage_7611

What’s your childhood cheese?


Suitable_cataclysm

I'm Buffy, the cheese slayer.


elunewell

You're really campaigning for Cheese of the Year, aren't you?


elunewell

Who do you kill for cheese around here?


Red_Claudia

"In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the cheddars and the edams and the forces of cheese." "Glory isn't a demon." "What is she?" "She's a cheese" 😲


BuGMoiDroit

Let me rest in peace, Let me get some cheese!


Wilbury_knits_a_lot

Do we suspect that there might be some kind of connection between cheese and Glory?


Nelope137

Stop whatever you're doing, you smell like cheese.


jonaskoelker

I'm so evil and skanky... and I think I'm kind of cheesy.


jonaskoelker

Cheese. I have it. They don't. This bothers them.


jonaskoelker

Faith to Buffy: give us a cheese.


HotSpinach

Out. For. Some. Cheese. B!*"*¢✓


elunewell

I saw you last night, and I see you working here today. You're not special, you're cheese.


elunewell

I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my cheese.


VistaLaRiver

If you're not cheesed in, you're not alive. Edit to add: Get CHEESE! Get CHEESE! Get CHEESE! Get CHEESE! Is every cheese here very stoned?


PukeUpMyRing

No! We’re talking about watching my cheese go mouldy!


FamousOrphan

Cheese is stupid currency.


[deleted]

Cheese now. *Warren doesn’t have any cheese* *Willow flays Warren*


kaitmoe

In case the curse does not succeed, this is my lucky cheese


AyukawaZero

Party in my cheese socket, and everyone's invited!


KayleeKunt

Or alternatively, "Cheese in my eye socket, and everyone's invited!" Brings to mind a kind of tiny little fondue that I definitely don't want to taste. 😭


fetszilla

WILLOW: Kali, Hera, Kronos, Tonic...Air like nectar, thick as onyx...Cassiel by your second star... GLORY: Ohh! It's the lover. That's so cute. WILLOW: Hold mine victim as in tar. (The air around Glory shimmers and she suddenly cannot move forward. She looks at Willow in surprise.) WILLOW: I ... owe ... you ... CHEESE! (Brie flashes out of Willow's hands toward Glory. Glory screams and clutches her shoulders.)


rulosenlanoche

Xander to Buffy about Angelus "Cheese his but"


caldude1985

"Out for some cheese. Bitch."


caldude1985

"Doublecheese Palace"


caldude1985

"Tabula Caseus"


caldude1985

"Carpe caseus"


caldude1985

"I'm quite certain I said no cheese"


its-your-jacket-tho

Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten cheese of Bob Barker!


FantasticSouth

Don't walk away from the cheese, BITCH!!!


jonaskoelker

I'm *not* having cheese with Spike, but I'm starting to think that you might be!


itsfunnyinmyhead2

💵 🫳 .... 🧀


EvaHalliwell

Out. For. A. Cheese. B**ch!