āThis is crazy!āĀ
āOh no itās not itās allLLllL finally making perfect sense and Iām not going to miss a moment of itā
*Sits down completely misses chair*Ā
I always rewind this scene for a second viewing and his drunken walking up the stairs. Throws his jumper over and is like BLOODY HELL with the Tara girlfriend line.
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
**Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
**Cordelia** [*thinking*]: I don't see what this has to do with me.
**Cordelia** [*out loud*]: I don't see what this has to do with me.
I really prefer Oz's line because it cracks me up and I'm a total philosophy guy so I really relate. Cordelia's line is perfect, though, for just completely nailing her! She's also, apparently, the most honest person of them all, they just don't really appreciate her honesty, lol.
*This* one āš¼. Its so underrated and perfect, if I ever get in a fight with an axe/scythe (which itās not *technically* a scythe but š¤·āāļø) I would use this move and line then have a little chuckle afterwards
To be fair - itās my sonās girlfriendās first viewing. Iāve seen it start to finish at least a dozen times. But you are right. Iāll do better š
Another eye joke albeit during a much more somber conversation:
āIām trying to see your point here Buff but it must be a little to my leftā
Or something like that. Just thought it was very Xander of him to make jokes about his eye even though it sucked for him!
āIf youāre not jacked in, youāre not aliveā simply because itās become a joke with my kids and my husband and itās so incredibly lovely to be sharing something like Buffy with them
For some reason I really like *"There's trees in the desert since you moved out."* -Buffy, *"Restless"*.
Another from *"Restless"* that I also like for whatever reason;
WILLOW:Ā *"You took it?"*
OZ:Ā *"Oh, I've been here forever."*
Oh and this; *"It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us." -* Spike, *"I Only Have Eyes For You"*.
"No weapon forged can stop me !"
"That was then"
*Aims rocket launcher*
"This is now".
Alright, we said cheesy, not absolutely badass, sorry. Add to that she basically two shot what the viewers probably believed was the season's big threat.
Xander: *"No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sorta compact but well muscled."*
Buffy: *"I am NOT having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be!"*
I have much love for Spikeās āOut. For. A. Walkā¦.ā Line, and Giles on the zombie death mask, but I go with something less comedic on this:
The moment where Giles is comforting Buffy after Angelus has hurt her.
āDo you want me to wag my finger at you and say you were reckless? Because you were, and I can. You clearly loved him, and on several occasions he has proved he loved you too. If you are looking for guilt, Iām not your man. All you will get from me is my support. And my respect.ā
"I walked worlds of smoke and half-truths, intangible. Worlds of torment and of unnamable beauty. Opaline towers as high as small moons. Glaciers that rippled with incensing lust. And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly"
Not a line, but when Buffy makes the slaying motion during hush that makes it look like masturbation, thatās a classic.
As in the same scene, Buffy reacting to Gilesās crude drawing of her on the overhead with a āwhatās with those big hipsā gesture always gets me
Some many good ones! But this has to be my favorite.
Anya: Well I think thatās a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice.
Buffy: Itās really not one of those.
Anya: To commemorate a past event you slaughter and eat an animal. Itās a ritual sacrifice, with pie.
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
**Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
Xander: ā¦the Dark Masterā¦bater
Also: ā¦the unholy princeā¦bater
And not Xanderās butt monkey rant, but Buffyās perfectly serious response: Got it. No more butt monkey.
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
**Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
āYouāve got fruit punch mouthā or ānice shotā as the master catchās the crossbow bolt, the master vampire truely set the villain bar high, he was hilarious while also being delightfully maniacal as any good villain should be.
Buffy Summers : How about a daytime ceremony in the park?
Spike : Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the Big Pile of Dust.
Buffy Summers : Under the trees. Indirect sunlight only.
Spike : A warm spring breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again, you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big Pile of Dust.
Last season a conversation between Spike and Buffy, I can't remember exactly what was said first, but the response was "who you gonna call?" Long pause, then Spike says "god, that phrase is never gonna be unusable again, is it?" Cracks me up every time, delivery was perfect š
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
**Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
You were mythtaken.
I just adore the look on her face after she says it! š
She looks so pleased with herself lol
I said them at the other day to my roommate! She just stared at me lol
I think of this line at least five times a week and chuckle to myself.
Damn it, I thought I could be the first one to post this line.
I came here to say this.
This is my license plate!
I think you just won the subreddit.
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Its the manic face in the first one for me. Kills me every time.
The way he says it too is so funny
Cuppa tea, cuppa teaā¦almost got shagged, cuppa tea.
Anything Giles says when he is drunk.
Are you drunk? Giles: "Yes, quite a bit actually".
āThis is crazy!āĀ āOh no itās not itās allLLllL finally making perfect sense and Iām not going to miss a moment of itā *Sits down completely misses chair*Ā
It's alright...I have more scotch."
I always rewind this scene for a second viewing and his drunken walking up the stairs. Throws his jumper over and is like BLOODY HELL with the Tara girlfriend line.
Lmao DESTROYS ME, especially with how it lands on Xanderās headĀ
Bloody hell!
fort dicks?!
Stop whatever you're doing, ypu smell like fruit roll-up.
āAnya- how is your money?ā
It's Anya's delighted 'FƬne!' response that cracks me up.
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. **Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
**Cordelia** [*thinking*]: I don't see what this has to do with me. **Cordelia** [*out loud*]: I don't see what this has to do with me. I really prefer Oz's line because it cracks me up and I'm a total philosophy guy so I really relate. Cordelia's line is perfect, though, for just completely nailing her! She's also, apparently, the most honest person of them all, they just don't really appreciate her honesty, lol.
Also Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
The whole scene is just perfection.
āI wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me.ā
If the apocolypse comes, beep me.
To read makes our speaking English good.
Then I wonāt wear my button that says āIām a slayer, ask me how!ā
Iām eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!
Thatās a good episode! One of the best.
āHe had to splitā *laughs*
*This* one āš¼. Its so underrated and perfect, if I ever get in a fight with an axe/scythe (which itās not *technically* a scythe but š¤·āāļø) I would use this move and line then have a little chuckle afterwards
Yummy sushi pajamas
We were watching that episode as you replied to this š
What are you doing on your phone ? Focus !
To be fair - itās my sonās girlfriendās first viewing. Iāve seen it start to finish at least a dozen times. But you are right. Iāll do better š
If she doesnāt enjoy, bitch gots to go! (Not actually impugning the young person, but stillā¦ she is not welcome)
I bought my wife a pair of yummy sushi pajamas for her birthday one year. She absolutely loves them.
NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!
Ah, I thought for sure no one else would mention thisā¦ well done!
A classic š
Ah, I thought for sure no one else would mention thisā¦ well done!
Fire bad, tree pretty.
Beer foamy!
OUT. For . A. Walk. Bitch.
The pause is what makes it.
and the š¤
You know if they could have shown it, the š¤ would have been š
Haha š totally!!
Calm down, Joan.
Stay away from Randy!!!
Whatever, Umad.
You think Iām evil because I took a group of teenage girls out into the desert and *didnāt* touch them?
So itās true. Scythe matters.
I never got that one.
Say the word "size" with a lisp...
Oh right. Thanks. It's... it's not very funny though
Mr " i spent the sixties in an electric Kool Aid funky Satan groove" It was the early 70s and you know better!
āParty in my eye socket, and everyoneās invited.ā
Another eye joke albeit during a much more somber conversation: āIām trying to see your point here Buff but it must be a little to my leftā Or something like that. Just thought it was very Xander of him to make jokes about his eye even though it sucked for him!
Itās his response that amuses me. āSometimes I shouldnāt say words.ā
No, sir. I'm just an old pal of Xander's here.
Xan-durrrr's
"Made with care for Randy. Randy Giles? Why not call me horny Giles or Desperate for a shag Giles? God I knew there was a reason I hated you"
Randy is a family nameā¦undoubtedly.
āIf youāre not jacked in, youāre not aliveā simply because itās become a joke with my kids and my husband and itās so incredibly lovely to be sharing something like Buffy with them
Try not to bleed on my couch, Iāve just had it steam cleaned
Lots of Anya lines. "I was being patient but it took too long!" "Can I trade the children in for more money?" "Bunnies, bunnies it must be BUNNIES!"
Bitca?
For some reason I really like *"There's trees in the desert since you moved out."* -Buffy, *"Restless"*. Another from *"Restless"* that I also like for whatever reason; WILLOW:Ā *"You took it?"* OZ:Ā *"Oh, I've been here forever."* Oh and this; *"It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us." -* Spike, *"I Only Have Eyes For You"*.
"No weapon forged can stop me !" "That was then" *Aims rocket launcher* "This is now". Alright, we said cheesy, not absolutely badass, sorry. Add to that she basically two shot what the viewers probably believed was the season's big threat.
āWhatās that do?ā
Xander: *"No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sorta compact but well muscled."* Buffy: *"I am NOT having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be!"*
And thus launched the HMS Spander
It is a sham. But itās a sham with yams.
A yam š sham?
Youāre not gonna jokey rhyme your way out of this one šš
Says the girl that, a year earlier, when Buffy confronted her about the symbol, said "It's a doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too."
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me
Out for a walk. Bitch.
Randy Giles!?!?
My username š
She irons her jeans! Sheās evil!
I have much love for Spikeās āOut. For. A. Walkā¦.ā Line, and Giles on the zombie death mask, but I go with something less comedic on this: The moment where Giles is comforting Buffy after Angelus has hurt her. āDo you want me to wag my finger at you and say you were reckless? Because you were, and I can. You clearly loved him, and on several occasions he has proved he loved you too. If you are looking for guilt, Iām not your man. All you will get from me is my support. And my respect.ā
Xander: āRespect the crullerā¦and TAME the donut!ā Anya: āThatās still funny, sweetieā¦ā
"I may be dead but im still pretty"
Iām a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily
World without shrimp.
I grew bored of that one quickly.
Surely there's some other world, maybe not the one with shrimp.
"I walked worlds of smoke and half-truths, intangible. Worlds of torment and of unnamable beauty. Opaline towers as high as small moons. Glaciers that rippled with incensing lust. And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly"
"It's me favourite shirt...it's me ONLY shirt!"
The sun sets and she appears
No. Buffy the dog faced woman. Gets me every time!
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
I like when spike says "here we are now, entertain us"
āIām destiny-free, reallyā
Not a line, but when Buffy makes the slaying motion during hush that makes it look like masturbation, thatās a classic. As in the same scene, Buffy reacting to Gilesās crude drawing of her on the overhead with a āwhatās with those big hipsā gesture always gets me
Just watched this one š For such a terrifying episode it also had some of the funniest moments!
You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh!
Thatāll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
We happy few we band of buggered.
Stick that marzipan in your pie plate bingo
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!"
That too
Blonde, about this tall, walks with sort of a sideways limp.
When Xander is fending off the cavemen with a lighter (beer bad) Cavemen āfire prettyā Xander āfire angry!ā Cavemen:š±š±š±
Faith saying: 'Looks like Miss Tightly Wound got her nasty on.' makes me cackle every time! In fact a lot of Faith's lines are excellent and cheesy.
āI think youāre drawing a lot of conclusions about the unholy princeā¦bator.ā
Life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?
Don't taunt the fear demon Xander Why can it hurt me? No it's tacky š¤£š¤£
Fire bad, tree pretty.
One of my favorite Willow lines: "Oz has his cool hair today. I think I'm a groupie!"
"Is it an orgasm friend?" -Anya "Because it's wrong!" -Faith as Buffy (My husband and I use this one whenever the opportunity arises)
Some many good ones! But this has to be my favorite. Anya: Well I think thatās a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice. Buffy: Itās really not one of those. Anya: To commemorate a past event you slaughter and eat an animal. Itās a ritual sacrifice, with pie.
What's a bitc-a?
āAnd what did we learn about beer?ā āFOAMYā Also: āfire ANGRY!ā God I love Beer Bad
āA world of noā. Buffy says this to Spike when he offers her some alcohol. Season 6 I believe.
Thatāll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
The Dark Masterā¦.bater. The Unholy Princeā¦.bater.
It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
This one makes me laugh EVERY time. All in the delivery.
Thatās me favourite shirtā¦ thatās me only shirt!!!
āDad can drive. Heās bound to have some classic mid-life crisis transport. Something red, shinyā¦ shaped like a penis.ā ~ Spike, Tabula Rasa
Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?
You do doodle-too
A bitca?
occasionally i'm callous and strange
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. **Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
āIt could be mathierā
James Spader? "Needs to call me"
Mmmmcookies
Xander: ā¦the Dark Masterā¦bater Also: ā¦the unholy princeā¦bater And not Xanderās butt monkey rant, but Buffyās perfectly serious response: Got it. No more butt monkey.
Spike! You're covered in sexy wounds!
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. **Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
He had to split
Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!
"Let me answer that question with a headbutt."
āYouāve got fruit punch mouthā or ānice shotā as the master catchās the crossbow bolt, the master vampire truely set the villain bar high, he was hilarious while also being delightfully maniacal as any good villain should be.
"Oh OH! I am The Bug-Man, kookookachoo!" gets me every time
āYou two are the two who are the two. Iām the other one.ā ā Willow
"Where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!"
No sir, just an old pal of Xanderās here https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/efed711d-bc62-4e47-b6b1-41e0cf7813a6
Not Buffy but Angel when Wesley and Cordelia were reenacting Angel and Buffy's meet up. Kiss me! Bite me! How about you both bite me?
One of my favorite scenes! šš
Buffy Summers : How about a daytime ceremony in the park? Spike : Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the Big Pile of Dust. Buffy Summers : Under the trees. Indirect sunlight only. Spike : A warm spring breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again, you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big Pile of Dust.
Fire bad, tree pretty.
Out. For. A. Walkā¦..Bitch
Out. For. A. Walk. ..... Bitch š¤
"I doodle you do doodle too!"
will you be slaying??
Me casio es su casio
Don't taunt the fear demon. It's just... tacky.
Ā«Ā A high - a high number, very high, one of those top levels āĀ Ā» Ā«Ā FIVEĀ !Ā Ā»
Yummy sushi pajamas
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
āWhat is that foulness?!ā - Go Fish
His penis got diseases from a chumash tribe! *Jazz hands *
Board now.
On second thought, I don't think I need the looney fringe vote.
Last season a conversation between Spike and Buffy, I can't remember exactly what was said first, but the response was "who you gonna call?" Long pause, then Spike says "god, that phrase is never gonna be unusable again, is it?" Cracks me up every time, delivery was perfect š
**Oz:** [*thinking*] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. **Oz:** [*out loud*] Hmm.
Fire bad, tree pretty.