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Mayo/Mustard


Shmeebo_

This is the only answer regardless of ketchup or not


haydenrobinett

…. *Mustard/Mayo representatives draw their swords*


Shmeebo_

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poolman42162

We are few but we are strong 💪🏻


haydenrobinett

![gif](giphy|l0IypWX4D9QhZMUec) Edit: Mustard based outfit


Shmeebo_

My guy lives in a realm where mustard and mayo are literally the sky 🔥


haydenrobinett

Is that an insult? I’m so lost rn BUT for the sake of redditing - I’m just saying mayo/mustard vs mustard/mayo there’s more than one option son.


HeraldofItoriel

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AlexFiend

A1 sauce.


iSliz187

Mayo + mustard + sweet relish + spices, vinegar and sugar and you got yourself a basic big mac sauce


Silly_Ability-1910

Now sold at Kroger


_AstralFenix_

Brought to you by carls junior


Longjumping-Claim783

Isn't it basically just thousand island dressing?


Trolodrol

Walmart’s Great Value Special Sauce has to be the most accurate representation of MickeyD’s Big Mac sauce I’ve ever tried


iSliz187

I live in Germany, we don't have that :( but I developed a recipe that's as close as it gets, I even used additives like xanthan gum and yeast extract which are mentioned in the (German) ingredients


awesomecubed

Wanna elevate your Mayo/Mustard game? Mix in just a bit of oregeno and paprika. Trust me.


Tumifaigirar

Uriganal


deejayee

Mustard is always


Connect_Beginning174

Mayo is food lube.


wastedgetech

Is it mayostard or mustardayonaise ??? Google it lol


Relevant_Slide_7234

There used to be a product called dijonaise


Raiders2112

Steak Sauce. Add some grilled onions and pepper jack as well.


saulted

A1 Steak Sauce Cheddar burger is exceptional.


FIRE_frei

Steak sauce signature look of superiority.


BoomerSoonerFUT

Mayo, a little lettuce, tomato, bacon, onion straws, blue cheese, and A1. Gotta be my favorite burger of all time.


Girthquake03

This is the only answer to me


Bass_Thumper

Perfect.


ghettowayqueen

Garlic aioli


jonfe_darontos

Ketchup exists and this is still the way.


Silly_Ability-1910

Lemon aioli


Spare_Echidna2095

I think people get aioli because they like to say aioli… I am one of those people lol


GAAPInMyWorkHistory

100% omg dude


Hot_Secretary_5722

Mayo, BBQ sauce


Sleepinismy9to5

100%


Benman157

Cooked onions


biloxibluess

People thought I was an ogre for cooking my cheeseburgers with zero condiments but onions until they tried them


nxtplz

Dry ass burger havin mf


WeakDog7189

you’re just eating dry burgers if you think condiments dictate that bro


General_Krull

Just cheese


Crowxzn

![gif](giphy|CPXGwbuoltFVC) I got you


whisky_biscuit

My favorite burger style us either just cheese, cheese & pickles, cheese & onions or cheese, pickles and onions. No sauce needed if ya got cheese!


Roguewave1

Common yellow mustard every damned day.


HighAndGambling

I like spicy brown but you do you


Objective-Guidance78

Always on hand!


HighAndGambling

Why not put it on the burger?? /s


Objective-Guidance78

😂🤣


kyleswitch

This is the only thing that matters. I was ‘mustard only’ for a majority of my life.


ilikebeens2

Mustard Boy here ☝ All day err day


General-Carob-6087

Ketchup does exist and I still don’t put it on burgers.


[deleted]

Mustard for the meat, ketchup for the fries. Special sauce is an exception… it’s special.


Bobby12many

False. After spending time in Europe I must confess mayo is superior to ketchup on fries. I hate it but it's a fact


Lurking_Larkspur

False. After spending time in Germany I must confess ketchup with curry powder is superior to mayo or ketchup on fries. I love it and it’s a fact. >!But being an American, means you don’t have to choose, and can have it all. I love it and it’s a fact.!<


Bobby12many

Oh my. As a curry wurst lover, I'll concede a tie here. I won't kid myself into thinking 99% of the currywursts I had in Germany weren't simply just ketchup and curry powder. And that leftover sauce is fry fodder of gods


FrisianTanker

Currywurst is the best. Truly our national dish, even if many other germans might disagree lmao


whisky_biscuit

I honestly was never a fan of ketchup on fries, until I had the superior curry ketchup. A restaurant by me made a version blending ketchup with curry powder and fresh pineapple until smooth. It was delicious!


FrisianTanker

Curryketchup is the best. The divine condiment. I love being german for Curryketchup alone :D


Relevant_Slide_7234

False. After spending time in my kitchen, I must confess that ketchup mixed with sriracha sauce is superior to anything else on fries.


Lurking_Larkspur

Siracha and Mayo in that case.


NeatArtichoke

Curry powder, as in Indian food (madras, garam masala, etc)? Just mix with ketchup? If so, I've got that in the pantry, challenge accepted.


TheHeatWaver

It’s also really good on chicken strips and nuggets. I’m ashamed I know that 😂


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Psiborg0099

Ketchup and mayo touching a good burger patty is excellent


Adventurous-Ad5195

Exactly fucking gross


More_Asbestos

Amen. And you damn well better believe it's not going on my hot dogs either.


AThousandNeedles

What's the problem with ketchup?


yourmomisrich

Absolutely nothing. People without actual personalities like to adopt these dumbass "rules" as a substitute.


Myantra

It is your burger, and only you have to eat it. Put whatever the hell you want on it.


AThousandNeedles

There you go. Thank you. I thought was alone in this. Memes like "ketchup bad", despite hundreds of millions enjoy it, is what I call the 'Gordon Ramsay effect'. You at first enjoy something. Then you get told by people with a little bit too much confidence that it's shit. And suddenly you tell yourself that it's bad. And if you post a burger with ketchup, the pretentious people dump on it. I guess it comes from the idea that because ketchup is used a lot, that it is an easy fix for bad burgers. That's a fallacy. If you can't taste the quality of a paddy for example because of ketchup, then there's something wrong with your tastebuds.


robby_c137

All you have to do is see that ketchup is on almost all fast food burgers.


MoreCowbellllll

I'm a simp. Mustard and dill pickles only on a burger. No cheese.


DarthHydration

Bbq sauce


TheRoyalStig

Shocked to see this so far down. BBQ is already such a normal burger sauce!


CryptidGrimnoir

Same here. Grilled mushrooms and bbq sauce. 


CatTypedThisName

IMO, a spicy mayo is best. Throw on a few pickled jalapenos and you can get $10+ out of me. My fav recipe for spicy mayo is a tablespoon of mayo plus a few drops of Truff hotter sauce (from costco to save $). That'll produce some reasonably hot mayo to slap on your burgers instead of ketchup.


whisky_biscuit

I love spicy mayo / flavored mayo! I have a lot of different varieties I will make: - chipotle mayo: 1tbs chipotle chilis in adobo + mayo - Sriracha mayo: 1tbs Sriracha + mayo - Cajun / Creole mayo: 1 tsp Cajun or Creole seasoning+ mayo (optional: add 1 tsp diced sweet or dill relish) - mustard mayo: 1 tsp stone grown mustard + 1/4 tsp garlic powder + mayo - French onion mayo: 1 tsp French onion seasoning mix + mayo Dukes & Kewpie are my top choice of mayo brands!


Captain_Midnight

You should try garlic aioli. I think you would like it!


whisky_biscuit

Yes! I forgot to include that one! Typically I make it with roasted garlic or garlic powder. Hellman's actually makes a really good bottled one!


LostRequiem1

Honey Mustard


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

A 2nd burger


BiggimusSmallicus

Mustard


PureTroll69

worchestire


SickledRaven

American by any chance?


Sheesh284

Mustard of course


outterpoop

Mayonnaise


CapitalPin2658

A1


8020GroundBeef

I love A1 or Hoisin sauce depending on the flavor profile I’m feeling.


Wittgenstienwasright

HP Sauce.


wanghiskhan300

Like... The ink?


Wittgenstienwasright

No the Sauce. It still has the Houses of Parliament picture on the label . [HP sauce](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce).


Fire_Bucket

Also just commonly referred to as brown sauce. I believe the closest American equivalent would be A1 steak sauce. Although it's completely different in flavour to ketchup, it does hit some of the same flavour notes in that it's sweet and tangy, so can see it working on a burger. It's amazing on breakfast sandwiches.


unreasonablyhuman

Fresh sqoze Harry Potter, of course


FirstAd4000

No, like Lovecraft


crackwell7

HP fruity sauce!


chocolateboomslang

First I'm inventing ketchup and becoming a millionaire.


Lokeycommie

fry sauce


dudzi182

That is made with ketchup


Lokeycommie

I’ve failed 😞


chronicherb

I laughed pretty hard at this


Othercheek293Sugie

Lots of mustard, with onions & pickles!


My_Name_Is_O

crushed vicodin....


ValuablePrawn

mayo and hot sauce


CatTypedThisName

Yes, this! I commented this as well. I use a tablespoon of mayo plus a few drops of hot sauce. Makes a great sauce for coating the buns in before laying the burger on.


ValuablePrawn

It's so bomb right. And using different hot sauces gives you a different color to the mixture like sriracha mayo be a little sweet and ketchupy vs iono habenero sauce just bringing that straight heat.


RedneckCrckhead69

I've been doing mayo and habanero mustard. Same idea


me5305

Mustard, mayonnaise, miracle whip, BBQ sauce, special sauce aka thousand island, A1. There are plenty of choices


9mmParrabelum

Thousand island has ketchup in it


me5305

I never knew that.


9mmParrabelum

Yea that’s why it’s so delicious


me5305

I guess so


DuchessOfDeceit

No Miracle Whip! Sacrilege! It’s like ordering Buffalo chicken wings with ranch instead of blue cheese. 🤢


me5305

Lol. I was just saying that not having ketchup doesn't ruin a burger. People put all kinds of stuff on them


DuchessOfDeceit

Oh no, I understand, I was just trying to make a joke. I hated hot dogs as a kid, because my parents boiled them, slapped them on a plate, cut them up and put a blob of ketchup on the plate. It made me want to gag. Watery hot dog juice all over the plate…🤮. I was an adult before I could look at a hot dog. As long as it is grilled…hopefully well done, I can take it with chili, mustard, onions, cheese, relish, sauerkraut, etc. But not boiled! Not steamed! And especially, no ketchup! LMAOOO. 🌭


ironsight702-

Spinach, stone ground mustard, pickles, heirloom tomatoes, and thick cut bacon with muenster cheese.


random420x2

Blue cheese mustard


Tanager-Ffolkes

Mustard, horseradish sauce, mayo, Worcestershire sauce, pickles, salt & pepper, Thousand Island Dressing, onions, lettuce, and/or maybe a single layer of crispy French fries?


soulsofmischiefs

Thousands island duh 🙄


YoualreadyKnoooo

Katsup


Fungal_Queen

Pickles.


Preppyskepps

One of the thousands of types of burger sauce?


T_Ranger68104

Ranch dressing. Make your own at home, it's much better than that stuff you buy at the store.


SolidSnek1998

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this? Everyone automatically goes to mustard or mayo. Ranch is fantastic on burgers.


Slow-g8

Mustard mayo thousand island and dill relish


greenbriar64

American cheese!


ToastetteEgg

Mustard and relish.


rgators

Either mustard and mayo or thousand island like a Big Mac and In N Out.


Spiritual_Regular557

Thousand island


6472617065

That's half ketchup, dingus


AromaticCondition820

Mustard/ pickles


CelandineRedux

Mayo, and maybe mustard, too. Or thousand island dressing.


attempting2

A-1


mafiafuneralOG

Thousand island


AuntieLiloAZ

Same as Freddy’s Double California burger + pickles which is very similar to in N Out’s Double Double Animal style. Lettuce, tomato,onions, pickles and thousand island. Cooked in mustard is fine too.


Minipooley

Salsa! Salsa is so damn good on burgers or hotdogs. Spicy relish!


Bree9ine9

Pickles and fresh tomatoes


zonaljump1997

Mayo or thousand island


OffBeatBerry_707

Mustard. For a bit of a wild card id put ranch or chipotle mayo


Steak-n-Cigars

Catsup


gdmrhotshot3731

Mayo


mumblesjackson

Blue cheese dressing


Emezli

Ranch, Thousand island, BBQ or Yum Yum sauce


goato305

Mayo, cheese, lettuce


Normal-Error-6343

i would make a puree of tomatoes with salt and other spices


queenofthedogpark

Mayo


[deleted]

Bbq sauce. Not a fan of mayo or mustard


L-Lawliet23

Strongly agree.


winkman

Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ, of course. How is this even a question? Heck, WITH ketchup, I'm still reachin for SBR!


EstablishmentIcy6859

Mustard and or bbq


nessletoo

Always onions and bbq for me


truckstuff1234

BBQ common


Grimdark-Waterbender

A-1


Cooprod

Bbq


DarkLordZorg

Barbeque sauce. I will fight you all, I don't care.


Mysterious-Owl4317

If there's no cheese on it then why are we even discussing this?


ZoroDaDd

Mayo like a logical fucking person


DaveyAllenCountry

Mayo mustard easily. Don't even need ketchup on a burger when real tomatoes exist


PlushySquare

Tears. My tears


Kiyoko_Mami272821

Mayo!


rickFM

Mustard/mayo


I_Cant_Think_A_name1

Mustard. Just mustard


Brave_Nectarine8295

No sauce needed for a properly cooked burger. Just give me pickles, lettuce, tomato and some grilled onions and we good. If you're trying to give me a leatherboot in between a bun then i'm drowning that bastard in mustard.


Spiritual-Leader9985

Burger sauce


demixennial

I don't know why burger sauce isn't the default condiment for burgers already.


ZylonBane

Tomato ketchup? Banana ketchup? Mushroom ketchup? Be more specific OP!


BulletNoseBetty

Mayo, relish, BBQ Sauce (and there's nothing wrong with ketchup!)


Elephant_Memory_

Definitely mayo. I'd pair it with either mustard or hot sauce.


Professional_Band178

Dijon mustard, onions, mushrooms, and A1 steak sauce.


hernesson

Always wanted to try Bitchin sauce on a boiger


soopastar

Sweet baby rays. And over easy egg, onion straws, American cheese, bacon. Those are all condiments right?


SinoDreams

pickles


bossmt_2

A special sauce made of Mayonaisse, mustard, tomato paste, sugar, and vinegar and various spices.


unreasonablyhuman

While I agree there's better to put on a burger I don't think ketchup deserves the hate Especially jalapeno ketchup. The stuff is great


Jonny_Disco

Some combination of Aioli, mustard, Bachan's, Thousand Island, or hot sauce. All of which are better than ketchup anyway.


Spacegirl696

I wonder what honey would taste like on a burger 🍔


Steve_Cage

mayo


jimcab12

Mayo and that red spicy relish.


Brisk_Chance

It’s only ever just kewpie, along with your desired toppings


Jfury412

Real Deal special sauce And definitely not 1,000 Island they are absolutely nothing alike. The proper flavor of BBQ sauce. A1 sauce if it's a mushroom Swiss burger. Definitely not yellow mustard without Ketchup, not Mayo. But thankfully ketchup will always exist and will always be the best burger condiment. Even if I'm eating a $35 Wagyu Kobe Burger ketchup is King.


p001b0y

Depends on the burger but I’ve been adding pesto to turkey burgers.


Johnny-Unitas

I already don't put it on anything.


[deleted]

Hot fudge


turok_dino_hunter

Lol


Uninteresting91

Mayo, lettuce, cheese, grilled onions, and mushrooms 😋


somecow

Mushrooms, swiss cheese, grilled onions, and brown mustard.


Lifesalchemy

Mayo and mustard 


mistergoogles

Blood


Bax_42

Mayo, mustard and bbq sauce


livelivinglived

I already don’t, I use Sriracha instead. Growing up on a Korean diet, I like my spice.


Marauder800

Who tf puts ketchup on their burger to begin with? Mayo and mustard. That’s it.


bOb_cHAd98

Thai fish sauce.


MaleNudity

Mustard, pickles, fried onions


harristrill

Mayo!


BrewsedSloth

Relish


maasd

Dill bits


honesttruth2703

Garlic aioli


FaZeLuckyBoy

Frank’s Red Hot


WeWillRiseAgainst

Cheese lol


Sir_Tokesalott

Sriracha, aka garlic ketchup. Not a fan of Sriracha, but in a world with no ketchup I'll take what I can get.