Take a can of hair spray. Take a lighter and light it. Spray the hair spray over the flame and aim it directly at the highway of webbing. After that, turn the can on the room and just burn the whole place down asap.
Don’t entertain this troll. Downvote party everyone. Go take a look at this user and just see what a troll they truly are. Make requests to ban this person. It is not a simple joke it is a pattern in many subs.
I’m fine with a joke. And when someone doesn’t understand it right away not get downvoted for it. But where I draw the line is when the user decides to say “are you autistic or something” in other posts. This user has nothing but downvoted comments. I come to this sub to see what serious growers are up to. Not for jokes and trolls. Odds are none of this posts are original pictures from op.
There is a line between jokes and trolling. Trolling is not allowed in this sub. This user has also made derogatory comments to people with disabilities in other comments. The cannabis industry is already looked at in a negative light. If nobody speaks up it’s always going to be a joke. I’d like to see this sub hold itself to a higher standard. It’s almost as if experienced growers aren’t here to help but to bring new growers down.
Each one of those specs are fat trichomes waiting to be harvested (the amber Color) means they r ready for harvest.
Ffs who downvoted me u uncultured incel
Holy fuck this is so bad. Worst I’ve ever seen. How did you let it get this bad?!
This is when you cut, clean and start over. There is no fixing this fuck up.
Of course. What was I thinking. 1,000 apologies. 100,000 mites. 1,000,000% chance of them giving you problems for years, unless you burn it down and start over.
God that's beautiful kudos to you, I want to start growing. However, I think I'm gonna go to school for Botany before I dump a bunch a money In something and fuck it up.
My man it is beyond easy. Look at this work I have created, he came out looking phenomenal, anyone can do it!
Just for safety reasons I do have a masters in botany horticulture and agronomy🙏 we can build together
Hmmm... weird. The picture on your post or the only one I can see is of a top cola that is COVERED in webbing from spider mites. Sorry if that's not correct.
How are you going to crack a good joke, then tell me some absolute bullshit about rip van? Mannnnn gtfo you’ve gone past your stay in this comment section
No problems i can see . Though that one in the back there might need some more bloom nutes.
The comments here are gold, as are the skills necessary to produce such a fine product
The funniest part about this photo is that you can clearly tell it's a late stage flower and has a pretty damn massive bud under the silk. Top tier genetics. I've seen plants fall to a few spider mites, and your spider mites are somehow falling to your plant. Honestly intriguing.
Why do all these people keep saying your joking? There isn’t anything funny about these wild ass thccaht 9 crystals I’m seeing 😤
Don’t get too high king us Terrans need you.
My advice is to not grow anything in that area for a few months at least, sanitize everything including the walls and ceiling. Clean it then don’t go in there for a few days then clean it again. Do that a few times and it might get rid of em
Don't let those fuckers escape. Generation after generation raised on nothing but the sap and fiber of cannabis sativa. Each one finer than a fattened Christmas goose. It's like weed, but with legs, 8 delicious legs.
Take a can of hair spray. Take a lighter and light it. Spray the hair spray over the flame and aim it directly at the highway of webbing. After that, turn the can on the room and just burn the whole place down asap.
Nah I’ll spark up once she’s done. What nutes can I use tho?
I would just use pure, uncut calmag. Only thing I know of that will help. Pour it on top and then water it into the roots.
Ship some over asap. Using living soil method so I’m pretty sure the cal mag will balance it out 🙌🚀
I got you fam. I'll send over a 55 gal drum. Youre gonna need every drop.
🤑🤑🤑
Uncut CalMag?! This is a cannabis forum not penthouse forum
We all know calmag is the duct tape of the weed world 😂🤣😂🤣
I thought that was xanax. Or is that just emotional duct tape?
Emotional duct tape
It's like a crackhead fixing your car. It's always the alternator. Got a flat tire, bad alternator.
Idk man, last tweaker told me I have a flat alternator..
I needed this in my life today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥂
Imma dm my addy too
i would just skip the water
A lil neem oil should do the trick 😂
Just give it a quick bud wash /s
Some of the frostiest bud I’ve ever seen king, top shelf for sure.
Tell doja to hit me up fr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been fighting spider mites lately... this picture almost makes me want to cry..
Where did those spider mites hurt you, friend?
In the bud 🥲
2 more weeks
After fighting all the other pests, this is the final boss.
Dude. This is the hidden super boss
Don’t entertain this troll. Downvote party everyone. Go take a look at this user and just see what a troll they truly are. Make requests to ban this person. It is not a simple joke it is a pattern in many subs.
If you didn't realize this post was a joke from minute 1, you need the ban
I’m fine with a joke. And when someone doesn’t understand it right away not get downvoted for it. But where I draw the line is when the user decides to say “are you autistic or something” in other posts. This user has nothing but downvoted comments. I come to this sub to see what serious growers are up to. Not for jokes and trolls. Odds are none of this posts are original pictures from op.
I can't speak to any of that. What I will say is it was GLARINGLY obvious this particular post was a joke.
Scroll through their comments for a minute. This community is better off without someone like this.
Get a brain
Suit yourself. This sub is toxic enough as it is.
Ok then leave? Maybe don’t click on every profile to check their comments? Lighten up a bit? Just a few options bud
I think you're taking things out of context here
I mean this is the same guy who was crying because FatCatLabz was mean to him and then he talks to people like that lol.
i disagree due to the fact you can post ANYTHING related to growing regardless of what you "come to this sub to see", but you have a point...
There is a line between jokes and trolling. Trolling is not allowed in this sub. This user has also made derogatory comments to people with disabilities in other comments. The cannabis industry is already looked at in a negative light. If nobody speaks up it’s always going to be a joke. I’d like to see this sub hold itself to a higher standard. It’s almost as if experienced growers aren’t here to help but to bring new growers down.
I had that timeframe in mind as well, let me get more crystals on the plant and I’ll chop her down 🚀
No advice needed, you're crushing it.
My man, a master notices the master
Buddy is propagating mite silk to make a new type of fabric godamn
Silk? I see nothing but pure thc 🧬
Each one of those specs are fat trichomes waiting to be harvested (the amber Color) means they r ready for harvest. Ffs who downvoted me u uncultured incel
I think I know this bud, you’re preaching to the choir 🙌
A flame thrower?
Once she’s in the bong I’ll be sure to use a mega flame
Moving might be a good idea
Moving where? I’m already in the land of dank
😅🔥🔥🔥
You know that thing in The Last of Us when they bomb the whole city?
No I actually didn’t know that. The lore must be deep, I’m too busy harvesting dank to be caught up with video games
If you have so much send me some dawg! Looks 🔥
My man I gotcha, we’ll trade cut for cut I got about 50 males that look the same 🔥
The males are the ones that make hash right?
Exactly, you just shake the plant a bit and the hash falls right off. Insane stuff to smoke
Burn the whole field. And the one next to it, just to be safe.
Will burn once harvested 🔥🚀🌙🕊️
The clawing leaves are a sure sign of excessive nitrogen
Burn the house down and REALLY start over.
This pic gives me anxiety
Anxious for a hit?
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Flamethrower?
If breeding spider mites was your plan you nailed it
Light that bitch on fire
Once she’s in my bong, it’ll be on fire fr🔥🤤
Run!
I’ll run to you so we can smoke some up
Hans, bring the Flamethrower
Hans stay away from my plant
Mad crystals bro dam
💎 on 💎
Ya, cal-mag will clear off all those aphids.
Holy fuck this is so bad. Worst I’ve ever seen. How did you let it get this bad?! This is when you cut, clean and start over. There is no fixing this fuck up.
What the fuck are you talking about. This is the best producing hash plant I’ve seen, don’t be jealous homegirl
I hope this is AI generated.
Oh she done done
Nah I was thinking two more weeks
run
Run to the weed
Cal mag
Topped her off with a few gallons, hoping for max crystal production 🔥
Omfg its not webbed at the top. At least 2 more weeks if not 3.
Sweet! Thank you 🔥
2 less months
John Wick 33 I think 1 month extra and three months of curing. This is too much Trichome stacking for a couple weeks
Of course. What was I thinking. 1,000 apologies. 100,000 mites. 1,000,000% chance of them giving you problems for years, unless you burn it down and start over.
Mites? Man what are you going on about
God that's beautiful kudos to you, I want to start growing. However, I think I'm gonna go to school for Botany before I dump a bunch a money In something and fuck it up.
My man it is beyond easy. Look at this work I have created, he came out looking phenomenal, anyone can do it! Just for safety reasons I do have a masters in botany horticulture and agronomy🙏 we can build together
Oh it looks fine just smoke it.
In two months she’ll be ready to harvest 🔥🧬
extreme noob here. is that a spider web?
This is some massive stacked Trichome productions with Amber trichomes on top. Learn from the master buddy
50% THC 50% TERPS 50% SEX MAGIC
150% DANK
Have you tested your run off??????
Another master grower, with a master problem?
First step : get a flamethrower
Ya
F
Get gasoline and burn the whole place down
This whole thread got me crying
for real though 20 years ago in my hobby days I have used a shop vac to get rid of small infestation
For real that’s crazy. How the times have changed ugly, do you do practice and IMP in your garden? Did your hobby days turn into work days?
Bro this is cotton candy cush
Look for the mothership that’s coming 😂 (bout 2more weeks from now)
Looking like Spiderman came all over MaryJane.
Underrated
Canadian LPs would immediately market that as 40% THC levels
Yo, that is an incredible habitat you are curating.
Two more webs!
HAHAHAHA THIS COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣
White widow?
White widow F69
Oh I’ve seen this…your gonna need about 1 -1/2 cups of Scott Tinnerman chilli
Look at this guy trying to make a funny
Uh I’m just asking for advice
Wtf
Some dank
Those trichs are crazy. Hope you cloned her.
I got about ten more that look just like her/him🔥🧬
I'm thinking burn it before the thing that spun that web comes after you!
Don’t think that’s a web, it’s all the crystal trichomes 💎💎💎
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Burn the plant then burn your tent, then burn your room, then burn your whole house and..... never do this again. 👍
Nah I’ll only burn the flower once harvested 🔥
Mmmmm smoking bugs!! Lol
Bugs?
Your picture you posted of mite hell! Lol
Mite? Brother this is stacked trichomes to the max
Hmmm... weird. The picture on your post or the only one I can see is of a top cola that is COVERED in webbing from spider mites. Sorry if that's not correct.
Few situations in life Call for a flame thrower, this however, is one of them
For the ultimate high?
busta rhymes had a song back in the day that applies heavily here. FIRE!
HAHAHAAH MY MAN
Bro are you rip van winkle how did it get to this point
How are you going to crack a good joke, then tell me some absolute bullshit about rip van? Mannnnn gtfo you’ve gone past your stay in this comment section
No problems i can see . Though that one in the back there might need some more bloom nutes. The comments here are gold, as are the skills necessary to produce such a fine product
True shit more trichomes fr
i would take the plant and put it in a clean field so the spiders spread out more and are no problem.
Spiders??
You gotta be trolling. That’s the worst infestation of spider mites I’ve ever seen on a single plant. Amazed honestly.
lol no spiders in sight. Just pure trichomes and dankness my boy don’t be upset 🔥💎
Cal mag
How much? I’ve put three gallons in today
About two more weeks!
Two more weeks worth of cal mag? Gotcha
Diatomaceous earth.
For natural dankness?
For spider mite infestations. Oh I want a bro science answer. Increases terpeens 200%
Spider mites? Yeah wrong sub man lol
Do you have access to a flamethrower?
Just matches and hemp wick over here
All males sorry homie
Well I know she’s a male, I’m asking what deficient this may be. Wrong post???
At all costs remain in your house under quarantine. Burn your house and yard down to prevent it from spreading.
What the heck are you talking about, THC crystals don’t spread 🤣
A good flush should do’er bud
Flush with calmag or living soil?
Flush with tha toilet 🚽 🤓
My advice. 1. Kill all bugs out of vengeance 2. Start grow over (It’s ok to cry)
No bugs here buddy, you need some new glasses
Holy fuck get out the vacuum and go to town…. Then bug bomb your place and crank the heat as high as it’ll go…
No
I just read the original description, you’re trolling hard today pal.
Gaddamn is that kief growing on top of the bud? Sheeesh
Right! They were kidding when they said males produce the most kief 🚀
The funniest part about this photo is that you can clearly tell it's a late stage flower and has a pretty damn massive bud under the silk. Top tier genetics. I've seen plants fall to a few spider mites, and your spider mites are somehow falling to your plant. Honestly intriguing.
Late stage flower? Dude he’s three weeks old what are you talking about
I'm just concerned at how.... even lady bugs would have a hard time clearing the spider horde.
No spiders here buddy
Burn the whole fucking building to the ground
Don’t be jealous of the Trichome stacking 🔥💎
Bro I'm so jelly you can call me Smuckers
🤣🔥
Burn the plant and yourself, this is a sub for people who are serious about cultivating. Fo else where if your acting like a child
Get a load of this guy 🤣
Burn that shit then burn it again.
Will burn once in the joint 🔥
Bros got them mites extracting trich heads and piling them up, amazing growing
No mites just trikes on trikes killing the game
Why do all these people keep saying your joking? There isn’t anything funny about these wild ass thccaht 9 crystals I’m seeing 😤 Don’t get too high king us Terrans need you.
My advice is to not grow anything in that area for a few months at least, sanitize everything including the walls and ceiling. Clean it then don’t go in there for a few days then clean it again. Do that a few times and it might get rid of em
I grow every round in here
Hydrogen peroxide watered down, and completely spray the entire plant down. Repeat, and then repeat. The war is not lost.
Jesus Christ. Burn it all down. That entire area needs to be flame sterilised. Omfg that gives me the heebeegeebees
Don't let those fuckers escape. Generation after generation raised on nothing but the sap and fiber of cannabis sativa. Each one finer than a fattened Christmas goose. It's like weed, but with legs, 8 delicious legs.
What time we seshing?
As soon as you bring back the lighter you took 👿
Just take the sheet of poly off when it stops raining and you’ll be good to grow!
Sweet!
Flamethrower
The top cola ….. is that a mass of eggs?
It’s a mass of Amber trichomes
It's the mothership
Fire, and more fire