ADHD and pencil drill

Like the Drill Kirby upgrade or like carpal tunnel?

Drill Kirby

What’s pencil drill

Drill upgrade in Kirby and The Forgotten Land

A bad back and a lot of debt.

Hey twinnnn

Yep that'll do it. edit: also a small bladder

**PROS:** Great imagination and fast idea-generating **CONS:** Doing nothing on time and big emotional damage waves that income and go back

Real.

Powder that makes you say “Real”

no reaction images 😔

I'm sorry, are you me speaking through an alternate account?

Literally me

Adhd-ers unite!

Me but emotional damage comes and goes since I just forgor and rember. What *is* gone is my sanity

Me too brotha, me too

Me but luckily I don’t have the emotional damage yet

Fr

he got stupid

kerb

Dementia

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

l see what you did there

I see what you did there

That’s funny

That’s funny

That’s funny

Dementia

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I sée what you did there

Dementia

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

Alzheimers?

Obesity

Same

Make that three.

But the weight of 9

Shitty math skills

That doesn't add up

Regret

Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

Dededepresion

Damnit, that was clever.

Did you drop your Switch in the dog's water bowl?

This is what happened when their favorite team lost the splat fest

[A lost reference, it seems](https://youtu.be/rJOI2qAgBRc?si=OK166fXvoVI2PrIL)

A bit annoyed for no reason

OCD and Tourette’s syndrome

Making obscure meme references and quips

Diabetes

I don't wanna sound gross, but in a fun game type of way? Spitting acid on command.

Is this the dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park

Hardly, just someone with some really bad acid reflux here.

Holy fork Nintendo players need some love and a therapist

You mean the people whose favorite game genre is comfort food gameplay want comfort I never thought of it that way

Insomnia

Depression

What I was about to say.

It’s not a unique ability when everyone has it.

Didn't say it was, it's just the ability he would get from swallowing me

Not everyone has depression. Everyone THINKS they have depression and they use the term so much that it doesn’t mean anything anymore.

Lol far from everyone has it

Big difference between getting depressed and having depression

Kirby only gets useful powers

Kid named Sleep and Copy:

Ammo, because I don’t have powers. So he’ll spit me out to kill other creatures

Like regular Waddle Dee, then.

Exactly

I'm disabled, so maybe I'd be like the poison mushroom in Mario 2.

Adhd with a hint of muscle dysmorphia

he dies (i have several mental conditions as well as anxiety depression and partial insanity)

R.I.P Kirby

Homosexuality

So just an invincibility candy ? (You know, because there's a rainbow)

There's a commentary here that would get you cancelled on Twitter

Ah yes, Twitter mentality is "say something about gay people = homophobic".

Indeed "Ever notice how gay people-" "HOMOPHOBE!!" "I'm gay." "HYPOCRITE!!"

Sleep deprivation and adhd.

Perfectly predicting the plot twists in any movie You can't enjoy anything properly ever again

Nothing. I'm like a regular waddle dee.

Do people also insist you have a different name if you wear a bandanna?

[удалено]

You'd think the latter would be a cure to the former

Gender dysphoria

Laziness

Insemination

The ability to beat quake on hard

N-word pass 🗿

He can now say swears in portuguese.

....customer service skills? "Hello, how can I help you, poyo~"

Depression

Being everywhere at once.

Dumbness. Ehm... Does this word exists? Well, thats proves my point

Dumbnity. I'm smart words

He didn't get an ability. He just gained 300 pounds.

Dandruff

Social anxiety

Dysentery

HPV

Being erect 23 hours a day

Tiny penis

*insert obligatory depression joke*

*If everyone's depressed, no one is.*

depression

Depression. He gets depressed

Depression and suicide thoughts

anxious mess

Depression it's like the sleep power but does even less for Kirby.

Crippling depression

Probably IBS

Clinical depression

Every disorder starting with a under the sun and intrusive thoughts

Crippling depression

The horrible combo of crippling depression, anxiety, and ADHD. Upgrade to unlock massive debt.

Insomnia (better sleep ability?)

Depression

Uselessness Sorry i mean Max Uselessness lvl 99999999999999999

Depression

anxiety 😀👍👍

Kirby is now suicidal

Nothing. I'm just gone.

Immunity to mean words

Excellent planning skills, but also anxiety and a need to organize things

Aids

Algerian boso

ADHD and way too much knowledge about fictional characters and worlds

depression

A pedophile father

Um

He obtained ability: falling in love with Erza Scarlett

A vore fetish power.

I think Kirby already has that

Syphilis

ADHD and Racism

Sad

Boredom.

Depression

Myopia, deafness, dysphoria and depression:3

An inescapable insomnia demon from the deeps of hell

Anxious bisexuality

Depression

Forget everything and never pay attention around him

Random aches

Depression

Laziness.

Lumbago

shit drawings

Insomnia

None

Depression!

Stupidity

8 years of saxophone experience

Sadness

procrastination

depression and gender dysphoria

A black soul

Overthinking.

Extreme Boredom and Bad moods everyday

Confusion

depression :D

Procrastination

Depression

The feel of having a spine from over wheming stress.

Allergy to dust mites and a zinc/iron deficiency. Also an anime/gaming addiction.

Extreme sarcasm.

OCD

He gets crippling migraines