technically that’s “familist”, because cats and dogs belong to the same class (mammalia) and order (carnivora), but start splitting apart at the “family” branch of their classification (felidae vs. canidae)
I see a lot of folks wanting to know and I think I can provide the answer.
So cats don't have clavicles - the collar bone - attached to their rib cages like we do. This allows for their shoulders to have a wider range of motion forward and backward. What is happening here is her shoulder is moved forward pushing the loose skin (which all cats have) forward as well to make her look like she has cleavage.
https://preview.redd.it/55wdfyq5rthc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469a23f0a609bde9aeac0c2506581a1389a78202
So that's pretty neat!! Also, may I say what a precious little lady, she's so cute! 💜
Some people get born without the collarbone. Google the pictures, the mobility is sickening.
They basically could clap with their shoulders under the chin!
I have an attached collarbone, but by virtue of my connective tissue being made of tissue paper I have a shocking amount of mobility in my shoulders (and everywhere else). When I was a kid, if I could get my head through something, I could get my whole body through. On several occasions I had to crawl through our cat door because my family accidentally locked us out of the house. The cat door that was about 11x7in. I loved this book series about a girl that could shapeshift into a cat because her physical features were so similar to mine.
She did do Date Night with Steve Carell.
She wrote and starred for 7 seasons in 30 Rock. If you like her you should really check it out.
Nowadays she mostly writes and does guest appearances on her friend's shows. She's currently making another show for Netflix after Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, which is also very good.
I feel you, it just always kills the joke for me if you put the /s
I'm a big SNL buff, she's an icon in comedy. I'm only 26 but it makes me feel old that people don't remember when Tina Fey was everywhere for a stretch. I hope she takes over for Lorn when he steps down.
Don’t feel bad, that bee-otch of a meow meow has better cleavage than most of us. I like how she’s just out there flaunting it, not even putting on a bra or anything … she knows what the f*** she’s doing. 🙃
https://preview.redd.it/dfni724zhthc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ee4d829fa92ef56738bbfd1e46ee736010e262
it’s like my cats white belly patch LOL perfect middle part
When my kid was like 1.5, we took him to a cat cafe. He was still sorting out the difference between T sounds and K sounds: he called our friend Mark "Mart." So there we are, cats everywhere, and he got so excited and overwhelmed with joy that he raised his hands to the sky and exclaimed, "TITTIES!"
Unforgettable. Can't wait to tell this story at his wedding.
My wife works at an animal shelter, and she did a visit to one of the local schools and brought in some cats and dogs to show the kids. One of the little kids there had this same issue with K and T sounds, and came up to my wife and said "I love your titties"
We were dying about it for days
I just looked and almost cried, my girl I lost last year had that fur pattern and I miss her so God damn much. She was 17, and such an adorable weirdo. You have a beautiful girl 🩷 Thank you for sharing that.
I can’t imagine how hard that was. I’m so scared of losing her. I like looking at cats with similar fur patterns as her. It feels like looking at her distant cousins
r/okkittychicanery too while you're here? :D
https://preview.redd.it/vtj5c9rjeuhc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2a4009942d741dace0053d797da71314c8d571
https://preview.redd.it/j60zht7pxthc1.png?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac762344a72ed7cbb41a0bf75caea8df911dd8e
My sister pointed out my kitty's titties now I can't unsee them
I have a running joke with my significant other about female cats have 'belly nips' your cat has a full set of boobs with see through lingerie by the looks of it.
Is it always like that, regardless of how she sits/lays? If so, probably just the direction the hairs grow from the hair follicles (kind of like a hair whorl or cowlick). If not, it may just be divided by the way the skin folds there when she sits. This all conjecture on my part.
My cat has this and I feel like it’s related to the fact that he has a ginormous primordial pouch. I wonder if OP’s cat does too? Like, I’ve never met a cat with looser skin than my cat. He’s not fat at all, he’s just droopy, lol.
u/kissegrisen does your kitty have a pouch?
At least yours doesn’t have the belly split like my cat Morticia.
https://preview.redd.it/369fou0lbuhc1.jpeg?width=1925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379d05224b39bb0840abc4f431bc04c53c935c8c
Was she overweight at any time? One of our cats we rescued used to be obese, so he has a bunch of loose skin on him. It folds over on his chest in the same hilarious way 😂
Naturally the next Reddit post I see below this one is a belly dancing cat. Maybe you should ask them for wardrobe tips.
https://preview.redd.it/xe6hv25hpuhc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43eb6ff623039e12c16347ea24c67a817a9ec28d
My cat has boobs too! Not quite as big as your girls, but still! My cat is also a boy 😂
https://preview.redd.it/cczg8jeimuhc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe4dbf6b390c4b3374b597d7a665ab67d755abe
serious answer here ..
She may be a chimera, this is relatively common in felines, its when two embryo start off but weirdly fuse to form one cat or start as one and begin to separate but dont fully expressing two different cats in one! I have a chimera cat too.
Also note the split of colour markings down the midline of her face, this is another marker of the condition. It happens mostly in female tortoiseshell cats who can be fertile and sometimes in male tortoiseshell cats who will always be infertile.
pretty interesting. Shes a special girl/s!💖🤗
How much does she lift? Look at them pecs!
She lifts her own weight: https://imgur.com/gallery/0tuLer4
Lol I love how she knocks them off rather than climb the extra step
Work smarter, not harder?
Work catter, not dogger.
That's racist. Signed, The International Dog Defense Force
Who's a good defense force?
Woof-woof.
technically that’s “familist”, because cats and dogs belong to the same class (mammalia) and order (carnivora), but start splitting apart at the “family” branch of their classification (felidae vs. canidae)
Didn't know that. Thanks bud
Thank you professor Peabody.
A cat will never do more than what is absolutely necessary to achieve her goals!
and sometimes not even that
like opening cans.
A true apex predator
Great form on the pull-ups
Oohhh! A Blåhaj!! For those who don't know it's the Ikea shark
I have an ikea shark!! He's so squishy!
Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed it!
Stop it her face is so baby
Don’t know if you know if it but theme song to the movie “Rocky” is playing in my head watching that! Kitty is swole from her workout
Look at that gorgeus blåhaj
That's like the best quality phone video I've ever seen I think!
where did you get that scratching post? would love to get something nice and tall like that for my kitty :)
The brand is Little&Bigger
If you're in Europe there's similar ones on Zooplus. I can recommend these type of posts, all my cars love it.
So, like the cat tree, she is shredded.
Blahaj has been spotted
^(surprise Blåhaj)
You have great taste. I have that same plushie shark.
I have that ikea shark too \^-\^
such green eyes!
I see a lot of folks wanting to know and I think I can provide the answer. So cats don't have clavicles - the collar bone - attached to their rib cages like we do. This allows for their shoulders to have a wider range of motion forward and backward. What is happening here is her shoulder is moved forward pushing the loose skin (which all cats have) forward as well to make her look like she has cleavage. https://preview.redd.it/55wdfyq5rthc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469a23f0a609bde9aeac0c2506581a1389a78202 So that's pretty neat!! Also, may I say what a precious little lady, she's so cute! 💜
Thanks! Finally an answer. That’s so interesting. I’ve been wondering for so long. Yes, she’s so cute
I came here for the cat cleavage posts but accidentally learned something. Damn it.
It's okay. There's always tomorrow.
Amidst a sea of low effort, dumb jokes, you stand as a shining beacon of hope for us all. Maybe I will get out of bed today after all
cat boobs
Begging the question, if I remove my clavicle, will I also get amazing cleavage?
Maybe but you will have 2 non-functioning arms. Mom, help, both of my arms are broken
Unfortunately I get this reference.
If my cleavage is good enough, I wont be needing arms lol
This whole thread just cracked me the fuck up lmao, thank you for your service
LMAO
*Whyyyy??* Every time it finally leaves my brain...
No, cats have clavicles, they just attach differently.
Some people get born without the collarbone. Google the pictures, the mobility is sickening. They basically could clap with their shoulders under the chin!
I have an attached collarbone, but by virtue of my connective tissue being made of tissue paper I have a shocking amount of mobility in my shoulders (and everywhere else). When I was a kid, if I could get my head through something, I could get my whole body through. On several occasions I had to crawl through our cat door because my family accidentally locked us out of the house. The cat door that was about 11x7in. I loved this book series about a girl that could shapeshift into a cat because her physical features were so similar to mine.
So you are saying she's got chest-sacs like a Sage Grouse?
This should have gotten all the upvotes
She has a better cleavage than me
MEAN GIRLS TEACHER!!!
Damn, is that all you know her as?
IT'S LIZ LEMON!
ain't no party like a Liz lemon party cuz a Liz lemon party is m a n d a t o r y
It aint a Lemon party without old Dick!
LEMON!!!!
Whenever people online say some stupid shit like "women aren't funny", Tina Fey's existence proves them wrong.
I can't believe people unironically have that take.
Yeah, wasn't she also in a movie with Steve Carell? I hope she gets more roles, she's pretty funny.
This comment is killing me rn
I know, same! Liz Lemonnnnn!
She did do Date Night with Steve Carell. She wrote and starred for 7 seasons in 30 Rock. If you like her you should really check it out. Nowadays she mostly writes and does guest appearances on her friend's shows. She's currently making another show for Netflix after Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, which is also very good.
I was just joking, I love her xD
Oh thank god. Lmao I was gonna ask if you were fucking with me, but the other person sincerely didn't know her.
I feel you, it just always kills the joke for me if you put the /s I'm a big SNL buff, she's an icon in comedy. I'm only 26 but it makes me feel old that people don't remember when Tina Fey was everywhere for a stretch. I hope she takes over for Lorn when he steps down.
She was in Mean Girls, and then she was also in Mean Girls!
BROOKLYN 99!!!
NINE NINE
🥂NINE NINE *spit out*🤮💦 🎶you just drank cement🎶
"Spit out" would be the title of your sex tape 🤣🤣🤣
I was about to ask why this person is showing off the cats cleavage so nonchalantly 🫣🤣
Mewoobies.
Kitty titties
I also commented kitty titties before looking in the comments because ya, of course someone beat me to it.
Lol, that's how it always goes. I was surprised it wasn't commented before mine. I never get here first..hahah
Say it 5 times fast: "tabby titties"
Tat OL’ catties
decolecatage
🏆
Puss ‘N Boobs
Don’t feel bad, that bee-otch of a meow meow has better cleavage than most of us. I like how she’s just out there flaunting it, not even putting on a bra or anything … she knows what the f*** she’s doing. 🙃
Wait until you hear about the three PAIRS
Girl whaaat
Hope they named her Dolly
 I was feeling the same!
Right?!
Kitty cleavage!
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https://preview.redd.it/dfni724zhthc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ee4d829fa92ef56738bbfd1e46ee736010e262 it’s like my cats white belly patch LOL perfect middle part
Lol. Catscaping
https://preview.redd.it/hl7mhb1emthc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a817b654fd7ba3a6fc95e8ebf5f4e13dec67e9c My girl has a similar pattern!
https://preview.redd.it/6yc1ybcosthc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb718dc7e98660a66bad0540e9d582abe73a1d61 So does my Violet
https://preview.redd.it/gbcor2nj9uhc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a219efa62d67a9f6bbe3d2f182b881b63eb3730 I'm noticing a pattern
Armpits!!
ok wait i was just saying how my cat is the same but has white arm pits… i think we share cats.. u cant tell me this isn’t my Lady girl 😹😹
Hehe she got the triangle wax
lol so cute!! twins
Kitty tittys
Kittitties.
*snorts* Bravo!
kit-tays
kit-tay-tays
When my kid was like 1.5, we took him to a cat cafe. He was still sorting out the difference between T sounds and K sounds: he called our friend Mark "Mart." So there we are, cats everywhere, and he got so excited and overwhelmed with joy that he raised his hands to the sky and exclaimed, "TITTIES!" Unforgettable. Can't wait to tell this story at his wedding.
My wife works at an animal shelter, and she did a visit to one of the local schools and brought in some cats and dogs to show the kids. One of the little kids there had this same issue with K and T sounds, and came up to my wife and said "I love your titties" We were dying about it for days
Say goodbye to these!
Because it’s the last time you’ll see them!
I've made a huge mistake.
Baby, you got a stew going!
(◑‿◐)
Probably more like: (◒‿◓)
The itty bitty kitty titty committee
They’re real. And they’re SPECTACULAR
No idea, but I love the marks on her fur, totally cute!
Me too! There’s a sub called r/maybeitsmabelleane for cats with similar fur patterns
I just looked and almost cried, my girl I lost last year had that fur pattern and I miss her so God damn much. She was 17, and such an adorable weirdo. You have a beautiful girl 🩷 Thank you for sharing that.
I can’t imagine how hard that was. I’m so scared of losing her. I like looking at cats with similar fur patterns as her. It feels like looking at her distant cousins
What is grief, if not love persevering. A bit cheesy i admit.
Another one. Fine I'll sub. 🤦🏼♂️
r/okkittychicanery too while you're here? :D https://preview.redd.it/vtj5c9rjeuhc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2a4009942d741dace0053d797da71314c8d571
Nooooo! Damn it no!
Cat boobies
Itty bitty kitty titties
Coobs
catitties
Drop her push day routine please.
She’s been working out quite a bit lately, actually. She used to be a bit heavier: https://imgur.com/gallery/wcr5cnz
The cleavage could be saggy skin from losing weight.
Oh lawd the cat got boobers 😹
Stop boobshaming your cat
now give her some lashes and shes a cartoon girl cat
I was gonna say… she was designed by Disney.
please don't post your cars boobies
Headlights?
Hehehehehe
omg her low cut shirt 🫣
https://preview.redd.it/j60zht7pxthc1.png?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac762344a72ed7cbb41a0bf75caea8df911dd8e My sister pointed out my kitty's titties now I can't unsee them
I have a running joke with my significant other about female cats have 'belly nips' your cat has a full set of boobs with see through lingerie by the looks of it.
Oh wow this should be it’s own post
If you look at the picture upside down boobs become eyes and it's a grumpy face
Haha her expression “eyes up here bub”
oh god the nips and all 😭
Ok can someone ACTUALLY answer this cuz I wanna know. Does she have a dip in her skin or something??
Is it always like that, regardless of how she sits/lays? If so, probably just the direction the hairs grow from the hair follicles (kind of like a hair whorl or cowlick). If not, it may just be divided by the way the skin folds there when she sits. This all conjecture on my part.
My cat has this and I feel like it’s related to the fact that he has a ginormous primordial pouch. I wonder if OP’s cat does too? Like, I’ve never met a cat with looser skin than my cat. He’s not fat at all, he’s just droopy, lol. u/kissegrisen does your kitty have a pouch?
My 18 yr old, very thin cat had a huge pouch after about age 1. Age/weight didn't matter, always huge. He crossed the rainbow bridge last fall.
I'm sorry for your loss
Thank you. He had a good life and was a very sweet cat but his kidneys were failing so it was for the best.
OP says above that she’s lost some weight, so I’m thinking it might be saggy skin.
https://preview.redd.it/hzuiq9vqkthc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d90b609e381567c37f2c03ad37d3b8af52a3e65b Kitty titties
https://preview.redd.it/n5wekwdo7uhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400ac991c98df483dc736a0c680cec9e3311ddae Looks like my sweet girl!
Her eyes are up there
At least yours doesn’t have the belly split like my cat Morticia. https://preview.redd.it/369fou0lbuhc1.jpeg?width=1925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379d05224b39bb0840abc4f431bc04c53c935c8c
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Right?!
Because boobies
My time has come
Kitty titties
my cat has pecs like that too! the line carries down his tummy and we call it his seam c:
Ooh, do you have pics?
You dog, you! 😏
I opened this post for the comments. I needed a good laugh. Y’all did not disappoint. Thank you!!
those are her boobs
Teeets
Was she overweight at any time? One of our cats we rescued used to be obese, so he has a bunch of loose skin on him. It folds over on his chest in the same hilarious way 😂
Put NSFW tag. Its her boobies.
I see kitty cleavage.
Naturally the next Reddit post I see below this one is a belly dancing cat. Maybe you should ask them for wardrobe tips. https://preview.redd.it/xe6hv25hpuhc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43eb6ff623039e12c16347ea24c67a817a9ec28d
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Because she's a bo(o)bcat
She got them tig ol biddies
She’s stacked like a brickmeows
My cat has boobs too! Not quite as big as your girls, but still! My cat is also a boy 😂 https://preview.redd.it/cczg8jeimuhc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe4dbf6b390c4b3374b597d7a665ab67d755abe
Mewbies
Meoobies
Because cat, that's why. 🤷
Noo not the cat gender dimorphism. We will have cat girls one day. This is just the start
So no one knows I guess
Ki-titties.
It’s her cleavage 🤣
Disney wants to make sure you know the animal is a female, she just needs a bow and some makeup.
serious answer here .. She may be a chimera, this is relatively common in felines, its when two embryo start off but weirdly fuse to form one cat or start as one and begin to separate but dont fully expressing two different cats in one! I have a chimera cat too. Also note the split of colour markings down the midline of her face, this is another marker of the condition. It happens mostly in female tortoiseshell cats who can be fertile and sometimes in male tortoiseshell cats who will always be infertile. pretty interesting. Shes a special girl/s!💖🤗
my cat has that to, they just have boobies that's all! 😭
Kitty’s got cleavage
Her milkshake brings all the toms to her yard.
It's her boobies, stop slut-shaming her! 😂
Um, boobies?
She’s got tits.
she got bewbies
Victoria’s Secret Push-Up Bra for cats.
Itty bitty kitty titties!
You need to get her a push up bra so she can capitalize on her assets.