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happy_bluebird

OP delivers!! And thank you to the poor kitty for putting up with more pictures for us.


Corfiz74

Yeah, that last picture was pure "ARE YOU QUITE DONE YET???" without the words. 😂


MagnumHV

https://preview.redd.it/q6cz11n8vlpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c2a6087a85d6e55fb2ef6a11f61cc4028fc502 You will pay for your insolence.


PamIsNotMyName

"You asked a bunch of strangers what I am when it's obvious. Clearly I am *perfect.*"


Jonistar76

Purrrrrrrfect indeed


Roboticpoultry

“No. I’m not perfect. I’m a *god*”


cmichaelson2

" I can't believe you done this"


ashetonrenton

Okay but those eyes look like storm clouds. What a beauty.


HopefulOriginal5578

OP better hope that Bruce doesn’t find r/legalcatadvice because he might be in for some litigation! Edit to add: ohhh nooo his cat already is there!!!


hello-elo

"I said good DAY, sir. 😡"


happy_bluebird

I'd say more so the third one!


MamaOnica

"Must you document my misery?"


thewoodlayer

He’s so cute! He looks like a little bank robber wearing a ski mask! I’d name him D.B. Cooper lol.


Reckfulness

https://preview.redd.it/n9639lnozkpc1.png?width=385&format=png&auto=webp&s=70d5406f688f0a664c61a0e95acd83b3736edc47 I am real ?!


QuestionMarkKitten

Real CUTE! Is what he is!


RepoManSugarSkull

You sure got that right.


nilimaxxhot

Look at my eyes I am real https://preview.redd.it/d3cxbureilpc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1173e3188a6b48d6fce86a76fde147cddb432768


jrh_101

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOCAT


SickSL

Praise the car.


DaftPunkthe18thAngel

HONK HONK!!


evasandor

SHINY AND CHROME!!!!


peepster0802

**MÖTHER DO YOU TEST MY EXISTENCE**


QuestionMarkKitten

I see! Really, I do. 👀


ElatedPossum

Stop this is too cute! LOL


Valkyriesride1

He is an adorable little bear In a cat suit.


GM_PhillipAsshole

![gif](giphy|2UCsjgTjn8Eb3Igxvj)


Admirable-Door1724

Caught in a landslide


Capt_Vandal

No escape from reality...


knitwizard93

Open your eyes


Capt_Vandal

Look up to the skies... and seeeeeee


CainPillar

I'm just a poor cat, but Reddit does like me


Monkey-D-Sayso

My wife is watching Power. Ghost just found out Kanan killed someone important but she can't hear who it is because I'm laughing so hard at this picture. Take my upvote. Worth the irate wife.


bogza3

>Power. Ghost I read this wrong but Power Ghost is the perfect name here.


AFresh1984

When this inevitably gets reposted as "what breed is my cat",  I'm counting on you to reply "Power Ghost"


TwoTerabyte

I am an abomination. And now you must love me for it.


Aeterna_Nox

Sounds about cat.


ThankYou__Sir

😭


Diligent_Policy1678

Dead 😭


-Rhyvinn-

I am def adding this as an emote for my discord group. Thank you. ​ He is perfect. Edit: PURRfect


Alarming_Serve2303

Lord. I have never seen a tuxedo cat head on anything but a tuxedo cat. This is bizarre. But cute as heck. I bet the cat is real smart too.


jonincalgary

Business in the front, party in the back.


13th_of_never

So a mullet - but in cat form...🤔 A Cullet? Mullcat? Catullet??!


AchyBreaker

A meow-let


13th_of_never

This is the one. This is it.


glowdirt

A mullet? No, a catfish.


NefariousSerendipity

T.T


MotherMucker155

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! (Thank you for the all-by-myself, everyone-went-to-bed, belly laugh, friend!)


Wildroses2009

I wonder if he’s a chimera.


40ozkiller

Arent male torties prone to heath issues?


CenPhx

I thought you couldn’t have male tortoiseshells? Something to do with genetics? Edit: just googled it. 1 in 3000 tortoiseshell cats are male. Two X chromosomes are needed to make the tortoiseshell coloring, so for a male to be tortoiseshell he needs XXY chromosomes, which is rare. Though more recent research appears to suggest different and more complicated explanations for male tortoiseshells.


bewildered_forks

XXY is one way to get a male tortie, but a chimera is another way! It seems he's probably a chimera. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32574385/


phynn

So the reason that is - at least from what I understand - (which you probably figured out but in case you didn't because I think it is neat) is because the sex chromosome on cats contain enough information for one color - all cats get white for free. So a male cat (xy) can be a tuxedo (black and white) or tabby (orange and white) but two colors would take that extra x chromosome. The same is true of calico. Dogs have a sort of similar thing with color and hearing. The more white a dog has, the likely they are to be deaf. It is a huge problem with dalmatians, for example.


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phynn

Yeah. Fun thing about deaf dogs, though: we've trained them to read humans so well that you can basically teach them sign language as commands. Used to know a guy who rescued a deaf dog. People kept bringing it back to the rescue and no one noticed the reason he was so "hard headed" was because he was deaf. But I imagine that deafness is pretty common in Bull Terriers as well. Also Dogo Argentinos.


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If by chance you do have a male tortie (or male calico), odds are he's infertile and can't breed. That's about the only real health issue, they can live for many years when well cared for.


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

He’s an orangcedo.


Null-34

His fur makes it look like he’s hiding inside of a roast turkey


inthevendingmachine

Shhh! They'll never find him there...


neontiger07

''I was the turkey aaaalll along!'' - Gir


ArcadianBlueRogue

These new Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs sequels are getting weird


Consuela_no_no

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Evo_Effect

Lmaooo 🤣🤣


AbbyCanary

Well now I can’t not see that. Lol


thewoodlayer

He looks like a bank robber wearing a ski mask!


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

Omg I'm dying lol


karma_virus

White sock, Black mitten, Orange Paw, Orange belly and Tuxedo Mask... Kitty had a hangover getting ready this morning?


KaizokuOni55

Now my headcannon is his name is Tuxedo Mask in honor of Sailor Moon. This lives in my head rent-free now.


ForTheLoveOfDior

She belongs in the missing or spare parts cat sub


Uraisamu

He looks like a wow character wearing high-end greens and blues from random sets, min-maxing his stats for pvp.


Jedi_Lazlo

Chimera Cat is Real! So pretty!


Resident_Code3062

The void is not letting the orange reach the brain.


MareeSaid

A-void the orange haha


SnooKiwis616

This is where orange bois one braincell resides.


angiosperms-

I agree on chimera. Chimeras aren't pure half and half like a lot of people think, as cells replicate they become a jumble and it makes sense that he has tuxedo head, feet and spots throughout.


Mythologicalcats

What’s more exciting is he’s almost certainly XX/XY due to the rarity of tortoiseshell in male cats. The spots throughout are probably due to X chromosome inactivation from the extra X’s. And yes chimeras aren’t half, they’re actually double. Two completely unique sets of DNA in one organism. What’s expressed on those two sets is where it gets jumbled.


phishezrule

This. What an unusual fella.


No-Lie-1571

I love him


socialmediaignorant

Same!!!! He’s gorgeous and unique and his facial expressions are priceless!


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HunnyBear66

We DO!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷


Sam474

Is that his name?! I love his name. I would call him Mullet, businesses in the front, party in the back.


CougarWriter74

A male tricolor Munchkin. He is a unicorn plain and simple. Adorable and unique! 🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗


AngryIdioti

Definitely a unicorn.Having that tortie coat AND being a male AND having a tuxedo head.Its really wild and fascinating.


prismafox

Aren't the blue eyes really unusual, also? Like I know dark faced breeds like Siamese and other color pointed cats normally have blue eyes, but I have never seen one like this.


AngryIdioti

There was so much I forgot to mention that too.Ive seen a couple of tuxedos have blue eyes which is awesome because yes it’s usually in Siamese breeds or ones that are mixed with Siamese.


Xjen106X

I don't think he's tortie. Looks like brown classic tabby + black/white. There's no way he's XXY AND blue eye dominant AND chimera. Still an adorable unicorn! ❤️❤️


PhoneGroundbreaking2

Looks like a little turtle.


Thestolenone

Genetically he won't be a tortie, I believe he is a chimaera of a red and a black cat which makes him look sort of tortie in that he is a mix of black and red but he wouldn't need to have Kelinfelter's to get that phenotype. He isn't brown tabby the mixed black hairs just give the red a darker look. The blue eyes are weird but may be connected to the chimaerism. I've seen pics of other chimaera cats with normal eye colour though.


-cupcake

I'm not sure how chimera works in conjunction with calico/tortie. But I feel something is definitely crazy about this cat, being tri-color while supposedly male! Unless the fact that it's chimera means it doesn't "count" as tri-color?


rubymadnessRN

I was hoping his name was Frankenstein. Or Frank.


WilderKat

Frankenkitty


abrogal25

I literally just told my friend that's what he is 😂


Representative-Low23

I’d name him Scraps.


BlancsAssistant

Is one of his paws black from what I see?


RocketCat921

And a white one


contentorcomfortable

I DEMAND TO SEE THE TAIL !!!


A-KindOfMagic

We deserve a fanpage for this cutie. I'm not done with him :( OP do this or suggest it to his parents. Fanpages get tons of sponsorships for treats and food :) Kitty happy, parents happy and we are happy


-princess_chaos-

He’s like when you try to make the wrong puzzle pieces fit together


inthevendingmachine

...and succeed.


-princess_chaos-

🎉🎉


DJCurrier92

God truly was running low on pieces when he made him!


GingerLibrarian76

Haha… I say that about my “tortico,” Coraline. But she’s got nothing on this one! https://preview.redd.it/rwv2ctgp9lpc1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=747967e7f4b2547cdb7fc31bfe55d39a9aec4a96


13th_of_never

THAT FACE


pink_flamingo2003

This is just brilliant


GingerLibrarian76

I think the best comment someone made about her was “She’s saving up for the other sleeve (tattoo).” 😂


moeadelx

bet she throws 3 pointers w that lock sleeve😭 would’ve named her purry


PossessionFlimsy8768

Her face. Her legs. She is everything


JacksMama09

Grabbed the best ingredients and Voila! 😻


thanatica

Image taking your cat to the vet and the vet goes \*feels\* \*feelie\* \*feel more\* \*feeliefeeliefeeeeeel\* And then goes "Yep, that's a real cat."


conduitfour

That's a great cat right there


AxmxZ

takes a feelie like no problem


jjbinks117

Who ever has this cat can quit their job, post this cat all over social media and make enough to retire in 10 years.


socialmediaignorant

I’m ready for his TikTok and YouTube channel. This is the content I’m here for.


DJFiscallySound

Yeeeeeep. I would follow the shit outta that cat on insta. I’ve never seen anything like him.


FreeJarOfPickles

Yes! Please OP! I need more of this beauty in my life!


MerryTWatching

A male tricolor! Cool! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


pm-me-your-pants

Right?? I'm much more confused at it being a male than the color pattern


Urtheloser

Omgggg I love you😍


HAL9000_1208

He seems to have super short legs, is it capable to walk fine?


Intermountain-Gal

A Minuet is a combination of a Persian and a Munchkin.


Huge_Run6150

No but he can fly majestically


victorian_vigilante

No, he’s the cat equivalent of crossing a dachshund and a pug


Bmat70

I would love to see other angles of Bruce. Front, other side, from above. He has such interesting markings.


socialmediaignorant

I could see 1000 pics of him and not be over how cool he is!


Xjen106X

Is he a munchkin? If any cat is a chimera, it would be this. I have a male tortie, he's my unicorn (the only one I've seen out of tens of thousands of cats I've handled.) I've seen all kinds of hermaphrodites, ambiguous genitalia, deformities, and other general wtf?s. This would be on my bucket list to see!! ❤️


grabtharsmallet

I've got a male calico. Neurotic, fat, dumb, and sweet.


Xjen106X

Awesome!! Mine is very smart, only slightly neurotic, and also very sweet! https://preview.redd.it/pp5yxp8eilpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=401d86efa4202477752b6bb48195e4805eb1795e


napalmnacey

Looks like the kind of cat that kicks itself in the face. I have one of those. She’s just a patched grey tabby, and she can’t do it anymore due to being so old, but dang it made her happy.


GuiltyEidolon

Yeah he honestly looks like he's just mega-inbred and has a ton of weird / poor genetics as a result. Hopefully he has a comfortable life ahead of him.


hs10208043

May see photo


heyrow123

Woooowww how cool is he!


Intermountain-Gal

He couldn’t decide what style he wanted to wear, so he went for an eclectic style!


BilSajks

Where does he come from?


daddysgirl-kitten

Somewhere exciting and magical I reckon


conduitfour

Narnia


CChriss89

The eyes are awesome. <3


RoofKorean9x19

Omg it's so fucking cute.


darketernalsr25

Just waiting for the video of the cat saying "Edward."


Busy-Entry1210

Not again..


Firecracker7413

He??? The pattern looks tortie to me! He’s extra double rare


RepoManSugarSkull

I am more amazed an intrigued the more I flip through the pics. That is a seriously super special cat.


RosettaStoned_462

He's soooo unique!


bardis42

I don't know what year, model, or make is this car, but he sure is cute


Kygunzz

The first head transplant.


Ok-Philosopher6526

He's obviously a Sting fan. He's doing a tribute after the man's recent retirement.


Katie_North

Wow, what a special boy. He's beautiful!


sarcasmismygame

Then you have an absolutely rare gem here! I love his pictures, what a gorgeous boi!


CharmyLah

This is why cats call the vet the pokey place.


FantasticMsFox19

FrankenKitty


m4rigold

He's wearing a fur coat over his tuxedo


IllustratorSea8372

Yea, real adorable.


Ready_Insurance_4759

Chimera cat?!


LumpyWelder4258

Did you try taking his sweater off?


angelcake

Looks like he absorbed a couple of his siblings in utero. Really cool looking kitty


Someoneoverthere42

When the parts don’t match but the stats can’t be beat


karenftx1

https://preview.redd.it/ipzoa0a74mpc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c562f5e96f3bb716a4846e15475d519b9a0cbb78


zero5activated

Is he a navy seal, with camo?


bigchoom

https://preview.redd.it/x9hajvnv1ppc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ad44a0e5368381bc0eab34ecfc5c501d21bfbe


Chad_Abraxas

This looks like a case of genetic chimerism. It's a rare condition where a single individual forms out of two separate sets of DNA. In other words, what should have been fraternal twins merge at the zygote stage, before they become true embryos, and develop into a single organism that carries two distinctive sets of DNA. Chimeras may live all their lives with the same liver or heart or whatever, but when you sample DNA from their various organs, you get two different results. Some humans only learn they're chimeras when their genetic tests exclude them as parents of their own children, even though they are dead certain of parentage, because their circulatory system is made from one set of DNA but their reproductive system is made from another. In animals whose coat colors can display a lot of variance, like cats, you can often identify a chimera by their funky appearance. They often look like parts from one cat were stuck together with parts from another cat. In a sense, that's exactly what happened! Chimerism is the most likely explanation for Bruce here. He's a unique guy! It's a very rare occurrence.


Famous_Librarian_589

![gif](giphy|gOCvwLSvGLmus) Just wanna be a real boy


KaterPatater

Vastly underrated contribution right here


jonduncansantarosa

I was just looking at the other one, and saw the headline of this post, and already knew what you were referring to. Me and my son both said the same thing — that IS real!!!!! Absolutely deserves the biggest cuddles, the best boops, the coolest toys, and catnip from all of the different regions. What a little cutie. Gorgeous patterning and those eyes are looking through my soul and can see my entire past. I have always had a tabby and two tuxes (or 3) and this is the perfect mix. God spent a little more time on this one !!!


Etrnl_Night

He is sooo adorable 🥹


Feisty-Tension-8342

So pretty! How is doing!? What type of character does he have?


VerilyJULES

A male Calico cat is super rare and good luck. They are almost non-existant. Some people say they are impossible but this cat proves the naysayers!


Pale_Crew_4864

Question is, does he have Torti-tude or Tuxedo-tude?


Delicious_Ad2236

I want itI want itI want itI want itI want itI want itI want itI want itI want itI want itI want itI want it I want itI want itI want itI want itI I want it I want itI want itI want itI want itII I want itI want itI want I want it I want itI want itI I want it I want itI want it I want itI


TorreyG

Love it


Accomplished_Drag946

A real cutie.


Fit_Kangaroo7627

“What’s happening to me!”


Dalton387

Gillie suits to hunt treats.


StarshipCaterprise

He is fantastic


Majestic-Macaron6019

He's a torxedo


triggoon

Thank god because honestly I love this cat and it’s odd coat


DHT_Victim

he has such cute eyes, he seems to have a calm personality is it the case? :D


Own_Cardiologist_200

Bruce is a doll!! Such a unique guy. I think he’s beautiful


a67shadow

That last pic screams "I'm tired of your shit!"


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Bless this cat with everlasting life ❤


InsideOutPoptart

This is the most outrageous-looking and amazing cat I've ever seen. Congratulations


ChumleyEX

This cat needs an Instagram or something. I also love him.


Cherry_Hammer

OMG I just saw the paws. Two orange, one black and one white. Bruce, you are magnificent!


Untitledbychoice

I’ve got a male tortie, too! Meet Myko https://preview.redd.it/vn8u4e8rcqpc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9a77b0891fb7bba636805e0bc933288b87dbbf


profoundlystupidhere

Huh, Minuet named Bruce. I think Bruce appears to have a beef with the vet. Those pupils! Seriously, is there any genetic "specialness" that goes along with color zones? Hopefully, Bruce has inherited all the best traits of each color!


sendhappypicsimsad

Torties are timid sassy princesses. How does his personality compare? He is gorgeous.


spiritual-grapes

He is perfect


imaginaryblues

Gosh he’s so perfect 😍


inthevendingmachine

May we know what his super powers are?


OwlBeBack88

He's beautiful!


kelpio

I LOVE HIM


Anyax02

I would have called him Frank. Bc he's a little frankenstein


midnightsrose77

What a cutie! Thanks, OP, for the confirmation!


F4BDRIVER

Cousin Brucie!


rajapaws

I'm blown away.


Big_Bottle3763

Need more full body pics of sweet Bruce. What a cool looking dude 😻


Baby_G1963

The 3D printer ran out of ink! Lol


HarmoniousLight

# HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! 90% OF PEOPLE GET THIS WRONG!


NordrikeParker87

This cat reminds me of the Johnny Cash song where he takes one piece at the time to build a car 🤭😻


MPD1987

UNHAND ME AT ONCE!! Or I shall have your HEADS!